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精彩章节

1“linxiao，zheifenlizhishenqing，jintianxiabanqianbixuqianle。

”cehuabuzongjianzhangtaobayidiezhi“pa”dipaizaizhuoshang，pijiududingdechenshandierkeniukoujijikewei，

younidetoufashanghaizhanzhebanpianzaocanyoutiaodesuixie。huiyishiliqiyuwugetongshiquandoudizhetou，

jianpanqiaodefeikuai，quemeiyigerengantaitoukan——sheidouzhidao，

zheishizhangtaodisancibaguoshuaijigangruzhisangeyuedelinxiaole。linxiaozuanzhebideshoufanbai，zhijiedouzaifadou。

zhuoshangdefanganbaogaoshang，kehuquxiaohezuodeyuanyinxiedemingmingbaibai：“hexinshujucuowu，

daozhiyusuanpiancha30wan”，erneigebiaohongdecuowushuju，mingmingshizhangtaozuotianzuijiuhouzijigaide，

jintianquefanguolaiyaotayikou。“zongjian，zheishujubushiwogaide，

zuotianninshuoninqinzihedui......”“nihaigandingzui？”zhangtaomengdiyipaizhuozi，

kafeibeilideheseyetijianchulai，zailizhishenqingshangyunkaiyixiaopianwuzi，“quanbumenjiunizuixian，

bushinigaideshisheigaide？wokannijiushiganshashabuxing，chifandiyiming，

xianzaijigongsizaocheng30wansunshi，rangnizoudoushibianyinile！”linxiaojideyankuangfatang，

huadaozuibianquebianleyang：“zongjian，zheiguobiwofangzuhaizhong，wobeibudonga！”zheihuayichukou，

jiaoluolituranchuanlai“puchi”yishengxiao，shigangruzhideshixishengxiaowang。zhangtaolikedengguoqu，

xiaowanghedeganjinbatoumaijindiannaopingmu，jianbanghaizaibutingfadou。

zuozailinxiaopangbiandesumengqiaoqiaodiguolaiyizhangzhitiao，linxiaochenzhezhangtaoheshuidegongfuzhankai，

shangmianwaiwainiuniuxiezhe：“yaoburenleba，tashangcibizoudelijie，daoxianzaihaimeizhaodaogongzuoni。

”linxiaoyaoleyaoxiachun，xinliyouweiquyoushengqi。tagangbiyejiulaizheijiagongsi，meitianjiabandaoshidian，

lianzhoumodouzaigaifangan，kedaotoulai，queyaoweishangsidecuowumaidan。“zenme？haibuqian？

”zhangtaofangxiakafeibei，shuangshoubaoxiong，lianshangmanshibunaifan，“niyaoshibuqian，

wojiubazheishishangbaojihr，daoshihounidelizhizhengmingshang，

kejiuyaoduoyibi‘gongzuoshiwudaozhigongsizhongdasunshi’dejilule，wokannagegongsihaiganyaoni。

”zheihuaxiangyibadao，zhazailinxiaoxinshang。tazhidaozhangtaoshuodaozuodao，zhiqianlijiejiushiyinweibukenbeiguo，

beizhangtaozaixingyeneisanbuyaoyan，xianzailianmianshijihuidoushaodekelian。linxiaoshenxiyikouqi，naqibi，

gangyaozailizhishenqingshangqianzi，huiyishidementuranbeituikaile。hrjinglishoulinazheyifenwenjian，

jijimangmangdizoujinlai：“zhangzongjian，ceogangcaituranshuoyaoguolaishicha，

rangwomenzhunbeiyixiahuibaocailiao......”zhangtaodelianseshunjianbianle，gangcaidexiaozhangqiyanyisaoerkong，

lianmangzhenglileyixiachenshan，youyongshoumolemotoufashangdeyoutiaosuixie：“ceo？guzongyaolai？

zenmemeirentiqiantongzhiwo？”“woyeshigangjiedaotongzhi，guzongyijingzaidiantilile，gujimashangjiudao。

”hrjinglihuayingangluo，zoulanglijiuchuanlailejiaobusheng。

zhangtaoganjintuiletuilinxiao：“nixianbalizhishenqingshouqilai，bierangguzongkandao，yaoshiyingxianglegongsixingxiang，

nidandaibuqi！”shuowan，tayouduizheqitatongshihandao：“doujingshendian，bazhuomianzhengliganjing，

bierangguzongkanchuwenti！”linxiaochenjibalizhishenqingsaijinchouti，xinliquewuweizachen。

takanzhezhangtaomangqianmanghoudeyangzi，turanjuedeyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao——gangcaihaixiongsheneshadezongjian，

yitingdaoceoyaolai，limajiuxiangbianlegeren。meiguoduojiu，

yigechuanzheheisexizhuangdenanrenzoujinlecehuabu。tashencaigaotiao，mianrongyingjun，biliangshangjiazheyifujinsiyanjing，

hunshenshangxiadoutouzheyigujingyingfaner。linxiaorenchuta，zheijiushigongsineiweishenmideceoguyan，

jushuotahenshaolaigongsi，jiusuanlai，yezhihuidaizaidingloudebangongshili。zhangtaolikeyingleshangqu，

lianshangduizhechanmeidexiaorong：“guzong，ninzenmelaile？kuaiqingzuo，wozheijiujinindaokafei。”guyanmeiyoushuohua，

zhishidianlediantou，muguangsaoguobangongquyu。dangtadeshixianluozailinxiaoshenshangshi，

linxiaoturanxiangqizijichoutilidelizhishenqing，xinliyihuang，ganjindixiatou。jiuzaizheishi，

zhangtaoduanzhekafeizouleguolai，buxiaoxinzhuangdaolelinxiaodeyizi。linxiaohedeganjinzhanqilai，jieguojiaoxiayihua，

zhenghaozhuangzaileguyanshenshang。guyanshoulidekafeibeidiaozaidishang，hesedekafeijianletayishen，

angguidexizhuangshunjianbiandelangbeibukan。zhenggebangongshishunjiananjingxialai，suoyourendoujingdaile。zhangtaoliansecanbai，

jiejiebabadishuo：“gu...guzong，duibuqi，shilinxiaobuxiaoxin，

womashangrangtajininpeizui......”linxiaoyehuangleshen，takanzheguyanshenshangdekafeizi，

youxiangqizijigangbeibipoqianlizhishenqing，naoziyire，tuokouerchu：“laoban，ninzheixizhuangduoshaoqian？

wogangshiye，kenengpeibuqi，danwohuijianglengxiaohua，nengdizhaibu？”zheihuayichu，bangongshiliyaquewusheng。

suoyourendouyiweiguyanhuishengqi，kemeixiangdao，guyanqueturanxiaole。tatuiletuiyanjing，kanzhelinxiao：“e？

lengxiaohua？wodaoshixiangtingting，yaoshinengrangwoxiaole，zheixizhuangdeqian，jiusuanle。”linxiaolengzhule，

tameixiangdaoguyanhuishizheiyangdefanying。zhangtaogengshiyilianbukezhixin，zuibazhangdenengsaijinyigejidan。

guyandunxiashen，jianqidiaozaidishangdekafeibei，ranhoukanzhelinxiao：“shuoba，nidelengxiaohuashishenme？

”linxiaodingledingshen，shenxiyikouqi，shuodao：“laoban，ninzhidaoweishenmechengxuyuandouxihuanchuangezishanma？

yinweitamenpabierenshuotamen‘meiluoji’。”guyantingwan，xianshilengleyixia，

ranhou“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai。tazhanqishen，pailepailinxiaodejianbang：“bucuo，

zheigelengxiaohuaqueshitinglengde。duile，nigangcaishuonishiyele？zenmehuishi？

”linxiaokanleyiyanpangbianliansetieqingdezhangtao，xinliyouyuleyixia，danhaishiguqiyongqi，

bazhangtaorangtabeiguodeshiqingyiwuyishidishuolechulai。guyantingwan，lianshangdexiaorongxiaoshile，

tazhuantoukanxiangzhangtao，yanshenbiandebingleng：“zhangzongjian，tashuodeshizhendema？”zhangtaohunshenfadou，

zhizhiwuwudishuo：“gu...guzong，bushizheiyangde，shilinxiaotasahuang，ta......”“goule。

”guyandaduanlezhangtaodehua，“zheijianshiwohuidiaochaqingchu，ruguozhendeshinirangxiashubeiguo，

houguonizijichengdan。”shuowan，tayoukanxianglinxiao：“nijiaolinxiaoshiba？mingtianbuyonglaishangbanle。

”linxiaoxinliyichen，gangxiangshuoshenme，guyanyoubuchongdao：“woshishuo，

mingtiannizhijielaidingloudeceobangongshibaodao，wojinianpaixindegongzuo。”linxiaolengzhule，

zhangtaoyelengzhule。zhenggebangongshili，zhishengxiazhangtaocuzhongdehuxishenghetongshimenjingyadeqieqiesiyusheng。

linxiaokanzheguyan，turanjuede，zijiderensheng，haoxiangzaizhuangsaneibeikafeideshunjian，

fashenglefantianfudidefanzhuan。2linxiaozhanzaidinglouceobangongshimenkou，shouxinhaizaimaohan。

zuotianzhuangsakafei、niximianshiyedehuamianxiangfangdianyingsidezainaozilizhuan，tadaoxianzaidoumeiganxiangxin，

zijijurannengcong“beiguolizhi”zhijiebengdao“ceozhishuxiashu”。menbeiconglimianlakai，

guyanchuanzheyishenganjingdeqianhuisexizhuang，bizuotianshaolejifenlengying，duoledianwenhe。

tashoulinazhelinxiaodejianli，

zhifudianledian“daxuetuokouxiushetuanshezhang”neixingzi：“tingshuonihuijianglengxiaohua，

hainengbashujubianchengshunkouliu？”linxiaogangxiangdiantou，bangongshidementuranbeiqiaoxiang，

mishujijimangmangzoujinlai：“guzong，buhaole！xiawuzhaoshanghuidezhujiangrenlijinglitufajixingchangweiyan，

xianzaiyijingsongyiyuanle，kehudoukuaidaole，meirennengdingshang！”guyandemeitouzhouleqilai，

shouzhizaizhuomianshangqingqingqiaoleqiao。zhaoshanghuishigongsijiduzhongdianxiangmu，yaoqingdedoushixingyelidedakehu，

yidangaoza，houxuhezuojibenjiuhuangle。tataitoukanxianglinxiao，yanshenlidaizhedianshitan：“linxiao，

lijinglidefangannikanguoma？nengbunengtitaqujiang？

”linxiaoxinli“gedeng”yixia——tazuotiancaibeizhangtaobizhexielizhishenqing，

nayoushijiankanshenmezhaoshangfangan？kehuadaozuibian，taxiangqizhangtaochaofengdezuilian，

youyingzhetoupijielehua：“kanguojiyan！buguowoyougeyaoqiu，bunengganbabanianshuju，

derangwoyongzijidefangshijiang，baozhengkehunengxiaochusheng，hainengjizhuzanmendechanpin！”“xing。

”guyanyikoudaying，congchoutilinachuyifenfangandijita，“xianzailizhaoshanghuihaiyoulianggexiaoshi，

niqugebihuiyishigai，youwentisuishizhaowo。”linxiaobaozhefangangangzouchuceobangongshi，

jiuzhuangjianleyingmianzoulaidezhangtao。zhangtaokandaota，yanshenlimanshichayi，suijiyouluchuyinyangguaiqidexiao：“yo，

linxiao，meibeikaichua？zenme，paodaodingloulaidasaoweishengle？”linxiaomeilita，jingzhiwanggebihuiyishizou。

zhangtaoquezhuileshanglai，lanzhutadelu：“woketingshuole，zhaoshanghuizhujiangrenbingle，

nigaibuhuixiangcouzheigerenaoba？biezibulianglile，neifanganlideshujufuzadehen，

nilianexceldouyongbumingbai，biedaoshihougaozale，ranggongsiliannineidiangongzidoupeijinqu。

”linxiaotingxiajiaobu，zhuantoukanzhezhangtao：“zongjianfangxin，jiusuanwojiangzale，yebimouxierenzhihuishuaiguoqiang。

”shuowan，taraokaizhangtao，zoujinlehuiyishi。guanshangmen，linxiaolikefankaifangan。

limianmimimamaquanshishuju，

shenme“yonghuliucunlvtisheng18%”“shichangzhanyoulvzengzhang9.3%”，kandetatoudoudale。

taxiangqizijizaituokouxiushetuanshi，zongbafuzadezhishidianbianchengduanzi，gancuinachubijiben，

bashujuwangshunkouliulitao。“zanmenderuanjianxiaolvgao，kehuyongledoushuohao，jiabanshaoletoufaduo，

laobankanlelekaihua！”“liucunlvtishengyishiba，yonghuzhanxingdingguagua，jingpinkanledouhaipa，

hezuozanjiubieyouyula！”xiezhexiezhe，huiyishidemenbeituikai，

guyanduanzheyibeinaichazoujinlai：“jinduzenmeyang？wogangluguochashuijian，jinimailebeizhenzhunaicha。

”linxiaotaitou，kandaoguyanshoulidenaicha，xinliyinuan。tabaxiehaodeshunkouliudijiguyan，

jinzhangdishuo：“guzong，ninkankanzheiyangxingbuxing？huibuhuitaibuzhengshile？”guyanjieguobijiben，nianleliangju，

renbuzhuxiaole：“tinghaode，bilijinglineitaoganbabadehuibaoqiangduole。biepa，

jiangzalewojiushuonishilaihuoyueqifende，fanzhengzhangtaodefanganbenlaiyemeirenting。”youleguyandeguli，

linxiaodediqizulebushao。taduizhejingzilianlejibian，zhidaonengbashunkouliubeidegungualanshu，

haijialejigekuazhangdeshoushi。zhaoshanghuikaishile，linxiaobaozhediannaozoushangtai。taixiazuomanlekehu，

zhangtaoyezuozaidiyipai，lianshangdaizhekanhaoxidebiaoqing。linxiaoshenxiyikouqi，dakaippt，

diyiyebushikuzaodefengmian，ershiyizhangkatongbiaoqingbao——yigechengxuyuanjuzhekafeibei，

peiwen“yonglewomenderuanjian，congcigaobiejiaban”。taixiashunjianxiaoleqilai，

yuanbenjinzhangdeqifenyixiaziqingsonglebushao。linxiaochenjikaikou，bachanpinshujubianchengshunkouliujianglechulai，

haishibushichuanchalianggezhichanglengxiaohua。“dajiazhidaoweishenmewomendekefuhuifusuduzheimekuaima？

yinweiwomendekefuxiaogedoushi‘shousudaren’，dayouxinengwusha，huifuxiaoxinengmiaohui，

biniduixianghuinixiaoxihaikuai！”“yougekehugenwoshuo，yonglewomenderuanjianhou，talaobanzaiyemeimaguota，

nicaiweishenme？yinweilaobanfaxiantajiabanshaole，haiyiweitatoutoumoyu，jieguoyikanshuju，yejizhanglebushao，

xianzaitiantianjitafajiangjin！”taixiadekehuxiaodeqianyanghouhe，bushaorennachushoujipaizhao，

haiyourenzhudongjushoutiwen。linxiaoyiyijieda，haibakehudewentiyebianchengleduanzi，xianchangqifenyuelaiyuerelie。

yanjiangjieshushi，taixiaxiangqilereliedezhangsheng。linxiaogangzouxiatai，

yigechuanzhexizhuangdezhongniannanrenjiukuaibuzouleguolai，dishangmingpian：“xiaoguniang，nijiangdetaiyouyisile！

woshixxgongsidezongjingli，nizheifanganwotingdongle，yejizhule。

buguowoyougewenti——niyuanbuyuanyilaiwomengongsidangcehua？gongzijinifanbei，

hairangnidangxiangmufuzeren！”linxiaolengzhule，haimeilaidejihuida，jiukandaozuozaibuyuanchudezhangtaoliansetieqing，

shoulidebidoukuainieduanle。guyanzouguolai，pailepailinxiaodejianbang，xiaozheduizhongniannanrenshuo：“baoqian，

linxiaoshiwomengongsidehexinyuangong，kebunengrangniwazou。”zhongniannanrenwanxidiyaoleyaotou，

yougenlinxiaojiaohuanlemingpian：“yaoshininatianxianghuangongzuo，jidediyishijianlianxiwo。

”kanzhezhongniannanrenlikaidebeiying，linxiaoxinliyoujingyouxi。tazhuantoukanxiangguyan，gangxiangshuoxiexie，

jiutingdaoguyanshuo：“kanlai，womeixuancuoren。”3zhaoshanghuijieshuhoudediertian，

linxiaoyijingongsijiubeiguyanjiaodaolebangongshi。luodichuangwaideyangguangsazaibangongzhuoshang，

guyanbayifenxiangmurenmingshutuidaotamianqian，zhijianqiaoleqiaozhimian：“linxiao，jingguanlicengtaolun，

juedingrangnizandaizhaoshanghuixiangmufuzeren，houxukehuduijiehefanganluodidouyouniqiantou。

”linxiaodingzhe“xiangmufuzeren”jigezi，jingxidechadiandafanshoulidekafei。tagangxiangdaoxie，

jiutingjianbangongshimenbei“zhiya”yishengtuikai，zhangtaoduanzheyibeichahuanglejinlai，kandaorenmingshushi，

chabeigai“danglang”yishengzhuangzaibeiyanshang。“guzong，zheishibushitaicaolvle？”zhangtaofangxiachabei，

yuqilimanshibufu，“linxiaogangruzhisangeyue，lianwanzhengxiangmudoumeidaiguo，

wanyigaozale......”“zhangzongjianyaoshiyoukongcaoxinbieren，buruduodingzhezijidegongzuo。

”guyandaduanta，yuqilenglejifen，“shangcishujucuowudeshi，wohaizaidengnideshumianshuoming。

”zhangtaolianseyibai，xingxingdibilezui，linzouqianhenhendenglelinxiaoyiyan，neiyanshenxiangyaobatashengtunleside。

jiexialaideyizhou，linxiaomangzheduijiekehu、zhenglifanganxijie，meitiandoujiabandaoshenye。sumengpatatailei，

meitiandoupeitayiqijiaban，haibangtadingzhebangongshidedongjing：“xiaojie，zhangtaozuijinzongzainigongweifujinhuangyou，

zuotianwohaikandaotatoutoufannidiannaowenjianjia，nikedefangzhedian。

”linxiaomeitaizaiyi——tadefangandoucunzaiyunduan，haishezhilemima，jiusuanzhangtaoxianggaoxiaodongzuo，

yeweibinengdeshou。ketahaishidigulezhangtaodeyinxian。zhouwuwanshang，linxiaobazuizhongbanfanganzhenglihao，

cunzaidiannaozhuomiande“zhongyaowenjian”wenjianjiali，dasuanzhouyizaoshangfajikehu。linzouqian，

tateyijianchaleyibian，querenwenjianbaocunwanhaocaisuoshangdiannao。zhouliuzaoshang，linxiaogangdaogongsi，

jiukandaosumengjijimangmangpaoguolai，shoulijuzheshouji：“xiaojie！buhaole！zhangtaobanidiannaolidefanganshanle，

haibazhiqianneigeyoucuowushujudebanbenfadaokehuqunlile！”linxiaoxinliyichen，

ganjindakaidiannao——zhuomiande“zhongyaowenjian”wenjianjiaguoranbujianle，

kehuqunliquedanchuleshijitiaoxiaoxi，

quanshikehuzaiwen“fanganzenmehaiyoushujucuowu”“shibushimeirenzhenhedui”。“wojiushuotameianhaoxin！

”sumengqideduojiao，turanyouxiangqishenme，congbaolitaochushoujidiankaishipin，“duile！

shangciwokandaotafannidiannao，jiutoutoululeshipin，

nikan——tashanwanwenjianhaiduizhepingmubilege‘ye’，gengesansuixiaohaiside！”shipinli，

zhangtaogongzhebeicouzailinxiaodiannaoqian，shouzhizaijianpanshangfeikuaidianlejixia，shanwanwenjianhou，

haideyididuizhepingmubilegejiandaoshou，neimoyanghuajiyoukexiao。linxiaokanzheshipin，turanxiaolechulai。

sumenglengle：“xiaojie，douzheishihoulenihaixiao？”“biehuang，woyoubanfa。”linxiaodakaikehuqun，

kuaisuqiaoxiayiduanwenzi，haipeilegegaoguaidebiaoqingbao：“geweilaobanbiezheji！

qishizheishiwomende‘fanxiangyingxiaoxiaocaidan’——guyiliulegexiaocuowu，