《礼宴有虞》 小说介绍
zaiyouwudebixia,yuniaojiyanlichengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie,xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu,daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong,「jinyenibushimeishima,lengyanyejiushigenninaozhewandeba,zaishuole,zheihemianmianyoushenmeguanxi,mianmianshige……jiangrangniyubabuneng,yinfaneixindeshensi。
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礼宴有虞
wobeinanzhukunzaileqiangjiao,tazhaolaidejigeliumangzhengchaowobijin。
woqingleqingsangzi,xianggaosuta:fanglewo,wohuiqujiutuihun。
kewoshuochushengdequeshi:「yangege,nibunengzheiyang,nizhinengshiwode!」
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wochuanchenglepowendeedunvpei。
wochuanguolaishi,yuanzhuzhengzaijiuhuishangjinanzhulengyanxiayao,beijiaoruanbailiannvzhuzhualegezhengzhe。
lengyanbawokunzaileqiangjiao,jiaolaihaojigeliumangzhunbeijiwosuoweidechengfa。
wolengjingdixiangyaohetamentantiaojian,keshuochukoudequeshi:「yangege,nibunengzheiyang,nizhinengshiwode!」
说真的。
woshuowanshi,renyijingmengle......
haoexin,woxiangshuodemingmingbushizheige!
lengyanniwo,buxielengheng,「nixiangdoubiexiang!wogaosuni,woxinlizhiyoumianmian!erbushinizheigexiazuonvren!」
tahuailidebaimianmiantingwan,tianzizidizaitahuailiyingyingying。
weihunfuweileweihunqijiadenvpu,yongzuizherunvxingdefangshi,zhaorenqiruhaomenweihunqi。
zhenshidianfusanguan,kanshudeshihoujiujuedeexin。
我不死心地再开口:
nizheishifanzui,ruguobuxianglianleinijia,jiuganjinfanglewo!
kechukoudeyoushi,「yangege,zheigenvrennalipeideshangni?nibuyaowo,wojiusijinikan!」
yue——
我又打了个干呕。
jiujiuwo,jiujiuwo,woyoubing。
shenqian,lengyanyilianxianqidichaoneiqunhunhunshiyanse,erhoulouzhebaimianmianqulegebifangjian。
woduizhetabeiying,nuhou:
**!
「岩哥哥~」
yue——
zheigounanren,woyaoshinenghuoxialai,juebufangguota!
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wokanzheyanqianyiqunbuhuaihaoyideliumangweiyuanzhugandaobeifen。
shuzhong,yuanzhudejiejujiushizaizheilibeizheixierenqiruersi。
quanshenwuyikuaihaoroudeshentihaibeirenpaixiadengzuotoutiao。
eryuanzhudedidiyeshinvzhudequnxiazhichen。
tabuweizijiajiejiebaochou,fandaoyinxiaonvpuaiwujiwu,hongdefumufangqizhuijiuzeren,haijiangnvpushouzuoyinv。
gebixiangqilebukemiaoshudeshengyin。
wolifushangdejiandaituranbeirenchexia。
womeiwanghousuobanbu,taitoulengyankanzheqianmianderen,「tajinimenduoshaoqian,wojinimensanbei。」
hunhunmenhuxiangkanleyiyan,lingtouneirenchixiao,「jiupingni?」
woshenxiyikouqi,jinliangbaochilengjing,「nimenbangwo,quebuzhidaowoshisheima?」
「wojiaoyuniao,achengyujiadeyuniao。」
「pingshenmexinni?」lingtoudehunhunyouxiedongyaole。
「duniangshangyouwodexinxi,nimenkeyijiwofumudadianhua,rangtamennaqianlaishuwo,zheiyangnijiyouqian,yebuhuiyoumafan,womenjiayoutouyouliande,buhuiwangwaishuo,gengbuhuibaojing。」
「danniyaoshixiangxinlengyande,wofumubuhuifangguonimen,lengyanyebuhuiguannimen。」
tingwanwodehua,zheiqunhunhunbeiguoshenqutaolunlexujiu,zuihouyiyaoyanalaileshouji。
woshiyihunhunjiekaishouwanshangdeshengsuo,yicibodaleyuanzhufumudehaoma。
jieshiwurenjieting......
wokanzhehunhunlianseyuelaiyuenankan,ejiaozhimaolenghan。
zhongyuzaidijiucitonghuashibaihou,woxiangdaolelingyigeren。
shuzhongweiyibuxihuannvzhudechaojidafanpai!
yuanzhudezhumagege,jiyanli!
jibaheyuanzhubashihaoyou,yuanzhumabenlaishixiangrangyuanzhujiajiyanlide。
danyuanzhuqueweilelengyanyaosiyaohuo。
yuanzhumajuedelengyanmentingyeshishuyishuerde。
weilefangzhiyuanzhujiangshiqingnaodetainankan,zheicailiyonghezuo,rangyuanzhuyulengyandinglehun。
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dajijiyanlidedianhuarangwomeixiangdaoshi......
对方秒接,「谁?」
wojidongdizuozhileshenti,jiachulewozheibeizizuidiadeshengyin:「yanligege~shiwoya!niaoniao。」
......
dianhuaneitouweizhengliangmiao,sangyinyayade,「biefadia,haohaoshuohua。」
yipangdehunhunkanwomeiyong,yibaqiangguoleshouji,「tingzhe!nidexiaobaobei,beiwojibangle,kuaidaiyibaiwanlaishuta,yaoshibaojingbieguaiwosipiao!」
dianhuaneibianderenhenlengmo,huayindandan,「nimenzhaocuorenle。」
dingzhehunhunchirendeyanshen,wojimanghuifuzhengchang,dashengrangrang,「biea!jiyanli,woyaozhenchushi,womawenqi,nizenmejiaodai?」
jiyanlixiaole,yuqidaizheyisiliangbo,「niquzhuiqiuzhenai,wojiaodaishenme?」
!!!
wohuaiyijiyanlikanjianlewojinanzhuxiayaodeshi!
tajintianbuyezaijiuhuishang!
「aiya!yanligegewuhuile!tahegegeshiduijia!woxiayaoshiweilerangtamingshengsaodi,woyutadinghun,yeshiweiledaruneibuwajieta,niaoniaocongxiaozuixihuandeshigege!」
wodeqiyanbeitayaxiaolebushao,zhinengyingzhetoupifazhedialuanbailuanche。
pangbiandehunhuntingwan,tanlekouqi,zhiyaotou,「nvrendezui,pianrendegui。」
dianhuaneibiandejiyanliqingchilesheng。
「e?shijiandaogege,jiuzhuizhegegedadexihuan?」
......
「dashiqinmashiaima!」woshanxiaozhe,qianqiangyinghua。
yuanzhuxiaoshihouqueshihejiyanlichuchubuduifu。
bushizhuizhetada,jiushiku。
jiuzaiwotanteshi,duifangdayingle。
wojiushuoma,zheitaitoubujianditoujiande。
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jiyanlilaidehenkuai,zhiyonglejifenzhong。
genzhetalaidehaiyoujingcha,zheiqunhunhunmeishenmeshuiping,qingeryijujiubeinaxia。
shihou,wozuozaijiyanlidefujiashishang,tuozhesai,dingzhetafadai。
nanrendanshoudazhefangxiangpan,celianzaihunandeguangxianxiaxiandegengjiajunyi。
wobuzhidaoyuanzhuyouzheiyangdezhumagege,shizenmekanshanglengyande。
nandaonvpeidexinzhudingshinanzhude?
jiyanlisibeiwodingfanle,tataiqiyizhishou,qingdanwodeetou,「kanshenme?」
「gegehaokan。」wowuzheetou,piantouxiaozhe。
jiyanliwozhefangxiangpandeshoujiangyingleyishun。
tatiaoletiaomei,sibujingyijianwen,「wohaokanhaishiniyangegehaokan?」
这就比上了?
wominchunqianxiao,coujinta,keyiyadileshengyin,「shenmeyangege?zhiyouyangege,yangegezuihaokan。」
jiyanlichedilengzhule,zhiyoujiemaozaiweiweizhandong。
taturanqingxiaochusheng,yuqisanman,「heng!xianzaidaoshizuitian,mingtianyoushibierendegenpichong。」
他在内涵我?
woshenzitanleguoqu,baozhutadegebosajiao,yanjingzuozuodizhabazhaba,「yihouzhizuogegedegenpichong。」
jiyanlidingzhewoxiaodeyiweishenzhang,yindiaoyonglandaisiweixian,「zheikeshinishuode。」
woweilengliangmiaodianlediantou,xiaodecanlan。
kaiwanxiao,wobabudezuodalaodetuibuguajian。
jiyanlikeshishuzhongnanzhuzuiqiangdadeduishou。
jiusuandaoledajieju,shigenanzhujiaqilaidoumeinengzaitashenshangzhandaobianyi。
等等!
wogangcaihetahaiyouhunhunduihuashi,haoxiangdoushizhengchangde!
neiyisishimianduinannvzhu,caihuishuochuleisizoujuqinghuozheweichirensheerkoushixinfeidehua?
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「woheniyiqijinquba,shunbianbaifangyixiabofubomu。」
jiyanlibangwokailechemen,danshouchadou,yuqiziran。
woxiaozhedianlediantou,zoudaoqianmianweitadailu,quebuxiangbeijiyanlikuaibuchaoguo。
tazaiwojiakezhenbukeqi,genguangzijiahouhuayuanside。
kedengwomenzoudaodatingqian,wojingdaile。
baimianmiankezhenbukuishishijianguanlidashi,tajuranbiwoxianhuilai!
he!neishibushidaibiaonanzhubuxing?
neiwokebunengyao,buxingdenanrensheiyaoa?!
狗都不要!
baimianmianzuozaiwodeweizhishang,wofumuhedidizhengreqingdiweitajiacai,xiangtanshenhuan。
yishijianjingwurenfaxianzaoyizhanzaimenkoudewo。
wurenguanzhujinwansilitaoshengdewo......
wokendingshishouleyuanzhuqingxudeyingxiang,bizihaosuan。
wotuchuyikouqi,pingfulexiaqingxu,shangqianliangbu,daduanletamenwenxindeyimu。
「bama,nimenjinwanzenmebujiedianhua?nimenzhibuzhidaowo——」
「jie!nizenmehuilaile?!」
didiyuxiaofaxianwohouzhanleqilai,chayidao。
quanjiadeshixianzhongyufangzailewodeshenshang,wohaixiangzaijixushuo,quebeiyuxiaozaicidaduan,「jie,kuaiguolaichifan。」
wokuaibuzoudaozhuobian,shixiancongbaimianmianshenshangsaoguo,fachuyishenglengxiao,「chifan?wonayouweizhichifan。」
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wohualidechaofengtaiguomingxian,yipangyufuyumudebiaoqingdoubiandebutaihaokan。
womeiguantamen,yijiuguzhizhejixugangcaidehuati,「nimenjinwanweishenmebujiedianhua?」
yumuhuanhuanzhanqishen,youxiebuzhisuoyi,「shiyuxiaoshuonijinwanzaijiubawandadianhuadeyouxi,dianhuatongle,nijiushule,tarangwomendoubuyaojie。」
酒吧?玩游戏?
可我从来不去酒吧。
wojiangshenshidemuguangfangzaileyuxiaoshenshang。
shibasuideshaonianzangbuzhushi,tadizhetou,yanshenpiaohubugankanwo,henmingxiandexinxumoyang。
zheiyisijiushitazhidaojinwandeshiluo?
「he!yuxiao,nihaizhenshiweileqing,weileai,dayimieqina!」
womingmingshixiaozhede,shengyinquelengdeshengshuang。
yufuyumumanlianmangrandizaipangxunwenwofashengleshenmeshi,eryuxiaorouyankejiandiyuelaiyuejinzhang。
wonizheyuxiao,lengxiaochusheng,「jinyewobeilengyanjibangle,zheichunhuoweilegexiaonvpu,jingranhuangbaowozaijiubawanyouxi。」
yumulazhuwodeshou,yanlubujie,「shenmenibeilengyanbangle?zheigenmianmianyouyoushenmeguanxi?」
womeiduoshuo,lengyankanxiangyibianzuozhefadaidebaimianmian,yinyangguaiqidao,「youxieren,tianshengfurenming,mingtianqijiubuyaolaishouleileba。」
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baimianmianzhongyuhuiguoshen,mengditaitou,xingyanliyiranhanlelei,「**......zheishiwoshenghuoweiyidelaiyuana!wodaodinalibuhao......」
he!nishuoninalibuhao!
xianzaikanlai,zheigeshuzhongdanchunshanliangdenvzhujiaobujiandanna!
meirenluolei,ziranyouaimuzheanfu。
erwozheigedaozhimeirenluoleidezuikuihuoshouquezaifadai。
gangcai,wohaoxiangmeiyoushoudaoshenmeqiangzhijuqing。
nandaoshiwobensechuyanle?
「nisuanlaoji?niganrangmianmianzou!」
wocaiganghuishen,jiukanjianyuxiaochongdaowomianqian,hongzheyishuangyanjing,haoxiangyaochilewo。
「pingwoshi**,tashinagongziqueguo**shenghuodenvpu!」
wodeqingxuhenjidong,buzhishiweiyuanzhubaobuping,haishizenme。
qishiyuxiaozuikaishihenguaiqiao,xuexichengjihenhaoyuyuanzhudeguanxiyehenhao,haijideshuzhongshuo,xiaoyuxiaozanlehaojinianlinghuaqianjiuweilejijiejiemaigebao。
yuanzhuyeshibulunzuoshenmedoushixiangzhezheigedidide。
danzicongyuxiaoqunianwuyizaifangjianzhuangjianlezhengzaixizaodebaimianmianhou。
shaonianrendenaozijiumeile......
taxinggebiandeguailihenla,meirigenzainvzhushenhou,bushitaoxuejiushiweilenvzhudajia,yuyuanzhurijianshuyuan,xianzaishenzhixiangweilegenvpuhaisizijideqinjiejie。
woyebuzhidaoweishenmeshenweinvpudebaimianmianhuizaishaoyedefangjianxizao。
kenengyansewenyiqiedejuqingdoushiweilerou,luojijuqingdoubuzhongyao。
「nishi**,laozihaishishaoyeni!zheigeyujiaweilaideweiyijichengren!laozixianzaijiurangnigunchuyujia!」
weilemeiren,yuxiaozhilengqilaile,tazhizhewonuhou,haiyaoshanglaibalawo。
yipangshalengdeyufuyumuzhongyufanyingguolai,shangqianlanzhulefakuangdeyuxiao。
kewoquenuhuogongxin,meilelizhi,lunyuanshoubeijileyuxiaoyibazhang,「meidameixiaodedongxi!bierenchiguodekangyancaiyejiunihuizhuizhetian!」
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一巴掌过后。
woqishiyeyoudianhouhuile,wosibeiyuanzhudeqingxuyingxiangdetaida,chongdongle,zheige
guoranyufuxintengle,zhuanguotoulaichizewo,「nizenmenengdanididi!」
yumuyeshizhoujinlemeitou,「niaoniao,nishuodeyetainantingle,nvhaizimingshengzuizhongyao,nididihaoburongyiyujiangexihuande,nijiubunengxiaotingdian?」
tingwan,wohaoburongyihuifulediandelizhiyoumeile,wochidunxujiucaikaikou,「nizhidaotaxihuannvpudeshi?nibushizuikanzhongmendi?」
yumuhuibiwodeyanshen,zhizhiwuwu,「mendishizhongyao,danrenpincaishidiyi......」
yuanlaiyumuyizhidouzhidao,xianglaikanzhongmendideyumu,jingniaiyuxiaozhici。
yeshi,ruobushizaojiuzhixiao,zenmehuiyouyikaishineiwenxindeyimu。
「kejinye——」,wohaixiangshuo。
「jinyenibushimeishima,lengyanyejiushigenninaozhewandeba,zaishuole,zheihemianmianyoushenmeguanxi,mianmianshigehaohaizi。」
yumuyifukukoupoxindemoyang,tashenzhijuedewoguyiweinanbaimianmian。
好孩子......
zheijiushinvzhudeguanghuanma?
dengyumuzhidaobaimianmiantajiaotashitiaochuanbudefeng?
jinye,daoshiwobudongshi,xianggetaotangdexiaohaizijiqiezhetaoyaoyigegongdao,quewangleyuanzhudefumuzhongnanqingnv。
zheicishiwodecuo,yihoubuhuile。
youxieshi,haishidezijizizu,jiranzheiyang,neiwoxianzaijiuxiangkantamendalian,buguofenba?
wotaiqixiaba,yiziyidundao,「baimianmiankebuzhiyigenan——」
jiuzaizheiyishunjian,yuxiaotizhehuapingchaowochongleguolai。
花瓶碎了一地。
youyigerenjiangdailengdewobaozaihuaili,tiwodangleyiji。
wozhengkaiyan,kanjianjiyanlitaizhedeshoubeishangbeihuachubushaoshanghen。
jiyanliquehaobuzaiyidiroulerouwodetou,tayanweiyitiao,xiaodeyundanfengqing,「gandebucuo,haohaizi。」
taxizhangdemeiyanxianglveguochunshuideyanwei,liaobodewoxinshangyiji。
tazaiyibiankanduojiule?tadeshoubei——butengma?
zhenshi——dalaodedatuihaimeibaoshang,fandaorangdalaokanlexiaohua。
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jiyanlifangkailewo,jiangwohuzaishenhou,lianshangdexiaoyibudayandi,shuochudehuabisheidouao。
「lingzidejiaoyangyeshirangwanbeiwojianleshimian,shibasuilegenmeinaoziside,haishideduoguanjiao、duodudushu,biejiuyitianxiangzheyuduorentongchiyiwanfan,tongqiyiliangche......duozangna......」
jiyanlituozhangleweiyin,xiaodemanbujingxin,yiweibumingdeyanshenzaibaimianmianheyuxiaoshenshangyoulibuting。
yufuyumutingbudong,neierrenquexinzhiduming,lianseyouqinankan。
tebieshibaimianmianyaoyaoyuzhuididiaozheyanlei,jihuyaohunjueguoqu。
yufudelianseyechenlexiaqu,jiachoubaibairangrenkanlexiaohua,haibeiwanbeishuluo。
danzheixienian,jijiazaoyiyuanchaoyujia,erjiyanligengshiyiwowenlejijiashiquan。
zhishizheizuibashizhendedu......
erwozaijiyanlishenhou,xintiaoquekongzhibuzhudijiakuai。
yuanlaibeirenhuzheshizheizhongganjue......
neibianyufuzouguolaixiaodejiangying,duizhejiyanlilianliandiantou,xuhanwennuan,「yanlishuodequeshimeicuo,bofurihoudingyanjiaguanjiao,buzhinifuqinzuijinshentizenmeyang?」
jiyanlisuiyibainonglexiashoushangdeshoubei,manyouyoudikaikou。
「wobazuijindeshentihaolebushao,tahewomahailaoshiniantaozheniaoniao,rangwoyoujihuidainiaoniaohuiquzhujitian,peipeitamenni。」
yufudeyanshencongjiyanlideshoubeishanglveguo,ganjinxiaozhejielehua,「neijiuhao,neijiuhao,zhishiyanlinishangdebuqinga。」
yufukanxiangwofenfu,「niaoniaonidaiyanliqubaozhayixia,mingtianshoushishoushiqukanwangnijibo。」
wohaimeilaidejihuihua,jiyanliwozhuwodeshou,yuqixiansan,queyoudaizheburongjujuedeqiangshi。
「buruxianzaijiuhuiba,jijiayousirenyisheng。」
啊?
rangwoyiqihuijijia???
wohaiyiweijiyanlizhishiweilejiwochengyao,suibianshuoshuodeni。
woxiaoshengtaotao,「wohaimeishoushidongxini......」
「womenjiashenmedouyou。」jiyanlicoujinwo,shengyinshayafuguowodeerpan。
wozenmeganjuetabiwozheigebaodatuidehaiji?
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womenhuidaojijia,yijinghenwanle。
danmeirangwoxiangdaodeshi,jifujimumeiyoushuijue,fandaozhunbeileyizhuozicaizaidengzhewomen。
yongronghuaguidefurenmiandaixintengdichaowohuilehuishou,「niaoniaokuaiguolai!ezheleba?」
wokuaibushangqian,baozhulejimu。
kanzheyanqiandemeifurenwomeiyoujushu,gengduodejingshiqinqieheshouleweiquhouxiangyaoqingsudesuanse。
kenengshiyinweiyuanzhuxiaoshihou,changnizaijimushenbiandeyuanyin?
cishidewoyiweishiyuanzhuliuxiadeqinggansuishiyingxiangzhewo,quemeixiangdaohoulai......
jimupailepaiwodeshoubei,lazhewozaipangbianzuoxia,「xianchifanba,jintiandeshiwomendoutingshuole,nijiarenzuodedoubudui,yihoushouleweiquzhiguanhebomushuo。」
jimuhuayingangluo,wodewanlijiuduoleyizhixiaren。
wotaiyanwangqu,shizuozailunyishangyiyanbufaqueyandaigulianweidejifu。
womenmendidianlediantou,zaiyujia**shimeiku,xianzaiyanleidaoshipadadadidiao。
jiyanlizuodaowodeshenbian,tiexindiweiwoshuqizhangfa,haishibushidiweiwocaquyanlei。
woxinliyinuan,lenglengdiwangzuilisaizhecai,renyoutabainong,zhidaojimuqingxiaochusheng。
tayandaixinweidichongjifudaqudao:「yanlihuiguanxinrenle,neimeduonian,taduiwozheigemuqindoumeizheiyangguoni。」
jifukanleyanwoliang,yexiaozheyingheleju,「erzizhangdaluo。」
wolianjiaweiweifahong,youdianhaisao。
wohaimeixianghaozenmejiehua,neibiandejimuyouyanjingyiliang,「niaoniaodangchukeshibomuzuixinyideerxifu,buruniaoniaojiujiajiyanlima,yihoudouzhuzaizhei,buhuinixiayandemaneishouqi。」
不愧是反派的妈!
wanquanhushilewoyouweihunfu......
zheixiabieshuolianle,wodeerjiandouzaifatang,wozaizhuoxiamengchuojiyanli,xiangrangtabangmangjiegehua。
kejiyanliqueyouyadijiaochazheshoubei,haozhengyixiadikanzhewo,shiyiwozijijiejue。
zheinanrenkezhenshi......
womeihaoqididengletayiyanhou,ditoutuchukouqimocengleliangxia,zaitaitoushiwochongzhejimuxiaowanleyanjing。
「好啊,伯母。」
刚光顾着害臊了。
zheisongshangmendedatui,bubaobaibubao。
zheicihuantamenjingyale,jiulianjiyanlidouxianxiebeiqiangzhe,tamenhaosimeixiangdaowohuijiuzheimedayingle。
寂静过后。
jifujimuxiaozheyigejingdiniantao:haohaohao!
jiyanlicoudaowodemianqian,weimizheyanshenshiwo,siyazhekaikou,「buhouhui?」
wokanzheta,jiandingdidianlediantou,erhouguoqubaozhejimudegebosajiao,sajiaozhiyuwohaichongjiyanlisongquleyigewink。
zheidatui,bubaojiushiwosha。
zheishuaige,bushuijiushiwoxia。
礼宴有虞