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lingchenyidian，wodeshoujikaishizuofa。【sumian，baq4zhanlvebushuzhongzuoyibian，mingtianzaoshangbadianqianfawo。
】【lingwai，lianxifawubu，bahewangshijituandehetongfengxianpinggubaogaotiqian，jinwanjiuyao。
】【louxiakafeijilideshuihuanchengaerbeisishande，wobuxiangzaihedaozilaishuideweidao。】【haiyou，
bangwochayixia，simaqiandejinggaoshiduoshao？zuojinpptli，yaotixianlishizongshengan。】【renni？】【？
】wokanzhe「huoyanwang」deweixin，chadianbashoujibaile。chasimaqiandejinggao？
wozenmebubangnichayixiaqinshihuangdexuexing？huimieba，zheigebanwoshiyitianyeshangbuxiaqule。wo，sumian，
yigepingpingwuqideshechu，zhiyeshijizibenjiadanggou。wodelaoban，luzhanyuan，rencheng「renxingkpi」
、「xingzoudediqiya」。nianjiqingqingzhizhangruodayigejituan，nenglizhuojue，kexizhanglezhangzui。
yizhangnengbahuorenqidaoxingengdeduzui。zhangxiangdaoshitiannurenyuan，jianmeixingmu，bakuaifuji（wocaide），
xingzoudeheermeng。kexi，naozilizhuangdebushirennao，shiyazhayuangongdeyongdongji。
woshitashouxiadi77renxingzhengzhuli。qianmiande76wei，youbeitamadaoyiyuzhuanxingqusimiaoqiaomuyude，
youshituyongmeisegonglvetafanbeitagaoxingsaoraode，haiyoubeitabidaozaigongsilouxialuobendahan「woshifeiwu」de。
erwo，nengjiantingdihuodaoxianzai，quankaoyigezi：qiong。yiji，tajideshizaitaiduole。shoujihaizaiwengwengzuoxiang。
wobingchengzhe「zhiyaowozhuangsi，gongzuojiuzhuibushangwo」deaqjingshen，bashoujirengdaoshafashang。
mingtianjiushuowozuowanmeiqizhongdu，gangcongicuqiangjiuhuilai。wanmei。wohengzhexiaoqu，zoujinyushi，
zhunbeipaogezaojiejiefa。yushishuishenghualala。wogangpaojinyugang，jiutingjianketingliwodejinmao「jiangjin」
xingfendijiaoleliangsheng。「jiangjin」shiwoyangdedajinmao，pingshizuixihuanbalawoshoujiwan。womeizaiyi。
zhidaowopaowanzaochulai，faxian「jiangjin」zhengyongtashiluludebizifengkuanggongzhewodeshoujipingmu。pingmushang，
shiwoheguimitangguoguodeliaotiankuang。yijineigebei「jiangjin」yonggouzhuazianlewushucide，
wozhidingdezidingyibiaoqingbao——yizhijiroumengquan，baichujianmeizishi，peizheyixingdazi：【guixia，jiaobaba。
】wodangshijiuliangyanyihei。zhandouzheshoudiankaiweixin。【huoyanwang】：【？】【wo】：【guixia，
jiaobaba.jpg】【huoyanwang】：【sumian，nishibushihejiule？】【wo】：【guixia，
jiaobaba.jpg】【huoyanwang】：【nizhibuzhidaonizaigensheishuohua？】【wo】：【guixia，
jiaobaba.jpg】【huoyanwang】：【……nixiangrangwo……guixia？】【wo】：【guixia，
jiaobaba.jpg】【huoyanwang】：【jiaoshenme？】【wo】：【guixia，
jiaobaba.jpg】【huoyanwang】：【he，danzibuxiao。】【wo】：【guixia，
jiaobaba.jpg】【huoyanwang】：【……suoyi，niyizhiduiwo……youzheizhongxiangfa？
】【wo】：【guixia，jiaobaba.jpg】【huoyanwang】：【xing。】【huoyanwang】：【woguolai。
】wo：「……」wokanzhezuihouneitiaoxiaoxi，youkanlekanzhengduiwoyaoweibade「jiangjin」。「jiangjinajiangjin，
nizheihui……shizhenjiwozhenglebidade……」yibijuede……cituipeichangjin。
jiuzaiwosikaoshilianyekangzhe「jiangjin」paolu，haishixianzaijiutiaoloubijiaokuaishi，menlingxiangle。
shineizhongjicu、bunaifan，henbudebamenchailedeanfa。「sumian，kaimen。」luzhanyuandeshengyin！tamade，
tazhenshaguolaile！bujiushimeihuiweixin，waijiabeigoudiaoxile。zhiyuma！zhiyuma！woshenxiyikouqi，
guashangzhiyejiaxiao，zhunbeiqukaimenrencuo。dabulejiushuowobeixiajiangtoule。woduoduosuosuodidakaimen。「luzong，
neige……」huameishuowan，yigujudadeliliangbawozhuailechuqu，ranhou「peng」yisheng，
wobeisisianzaimenbanshang。xiayimiao，yigedaizheboheheyancaoweidewen，putiangaididiyalexialai。
wozhenggerendoushale。zheizheizhei……zheishishenmeqingkuang？xinxingzhichangbaling？yongqinzuilaichengfayuangong？
gongsiguidingdiyitiao：yanjinbangongshilianqing，youqiyanjinsaoraolaoban！tiandiliangxin，zheikeshitaxiandongdezuia！
wobeitaqindeqihunbasu，naoziliyipiankongbai。luzhanyuanzheigoudongxi，zuibaneimedu，
qinqilai……zenmehaitingruan？pei！sumianniqingxingyidian！tayueqinyuexiong，xiangshiyaobawoshengtunhuobo。**，
tayidingshiwuhuileshenme。tayidingyiweineibiaoqingbaoshiwofade，yiweiwoduitatumoubugui！wanle，
mingtianwojiuyaoyinwei「qiangwenlaobanweisuifanbeilaobanqiangwen」zheizhongliqidezuimingbeikaichule！buxing，
wobunengshiquzheifengaoxingongzuo！「wu……luzong……bie……」wopinmingzhengzha，
zaitaqinwendejianxilijichujigezi。「wocuole……wozuo……woxianzaijiuzuo！」tadedongzuomengdidunzhu。
heimouzaihunandezoulangdengxialiangdeheren，shengyinshayadebuxianghua：「xianzaijiu……zuo？」wodiantourudaosuan，
yanshenwubichengken：「duiduidui！xianzaijiuzuo！q4zhanlvebushu！simaqianjinggao！woxianzaijiucha！」
tahoujieshangxiagundongleyixia，huxidouzhonglejifen。「……nihaizhenshi……pobujidai。」
wokuaikule：「shininbijiaoji……」taqingxiaoyisheng，songkailewodechun，danshouhailanzaiwodeyaoshang。「xing，
neijiubuqinle。」worumengdashe。zaiqinxiaquwozuidouyaozhongle。taditoukanzhewo，
yanshenlidaizheyisiwanwei：「nei……quna？」wolengzhu：「a？」「nibuxihuanzaimenkou？」
wofengkuangyaotou：「buxihuanbuxihuan！」「neiqu……」tadunledun，「woshi？」wodajing：「woshi？！」
zaiwoshilizuoppt？tazheipihao……shibushitaibiantailedian？danzhuannianyixiang，kehujiushishangdi，
老板就是上帝他爹。
ke……wodewoshilihaiduizhemeixideneiyiwazi……woruoruoditiyi：「neige……luzong，
haishiqushufangba……」neiliyoudiannao，youdayinji，shiwodezhandoujidi。tatiaoletiaomei，
yanshengengguaile：「shufang？」「……dui。」「nixihuan……zaishufang？」wo：「……」
zheiyoushenmexihuanbuxihuande？bujiushigegongzuodidianma？wopatabutongyi，youbeiweidibuchong：「ketingyexing！
shafayetingshufude……」zhiyaobiezaiqinwo，zainaganbaogaodouxing！tadingzhewokanlejimiao，
turandididixiaole。「sumian，ni……wandehaitinghua。」wo：「？？？」bushi，
zheigoudongxidaodizaishuoshenmea！2yushi，wodingzheyizhanghongdenengdixuedelian，heliangpian**ladezuichun，
zuozaileshufangdediannaoqian。luzhanyuanjiuneimehuanzhebei，kaozaishuzhuopang，qiangdadeqichangbawoyadetaibuqitou。
「luzong，ninshaodeng，woshousuhenkuaide，q4bushu……womashang……」wohunshensanfazhe「woaijiaban，
jiabanshiwokuaile」debeizhuangguangmang。taqueturankaikou：「ni……jiuzheimexiangzuofangan？」
woyileng：「buranni？」nanbuchengwohaixiangjinizuodunmanhanquanxi？「woyiwei……」tadunledun，
sihuzaizuzhiyuyan，「nijiaowoguolai，bushiweilezheige。」
woxiaoxinyiyiditixingta：「keshininzaiweixinli，cuidehenji……」tazhanglezhangzui，
biaoqingyoudianyiyannanjin：「woshihenji，dan……」「wodong！」wolikebiaozhongxin，
shengpatajuedewotaidubuduanzheng，「ninfangxin，jintianbubafanganzuowan，wojuebushuijue！gongzuojiushiwodeshengming！
」wopawodegaoxingongzuojiucifeizou，bixubiaoxianchushierwanfendereqing。tachenmole。
neizhangshuaiderenshengongfendelianshang，shanguoyisi……tuoxie？「xingba，」tatanlekouqi，「neinizuo。」
wo：「……」zenmeganjuetahaiyoudianshiwang？wodakaidiannao，pilipaladiqiaozhejianpan，
naoziliqueshiyituanjianghu。zuichunshangdechuganhaizaitixingwogangcaifashengleshenme。made，luzhanyuanzuineimedu，
qinrenjishudaoshiyiliu……peipeipei！sumian！xingxing！tashizibenjia！qifenanjingdeguiyi。
woyigezidoubiebuchulai，simaqiandaodiduogao？woxianzaizhixiangzhidaoluzhanyuandelianpiyouduohou。
jiuzaiwokuaibazijibiesideshihou，taturankaikoule。「rangkai。」「a？」「wolai。」
tayibalakaiwodeyizi，「zhaonizheigesudu，mingtianzaoshangtaiyangchulailedouzuobuwan。」wo：「！！！」
taiyangdaxibianchulaile？huoyanwangjuranzhudongbang**huo？woshouchongruojingdirangdaoyibian。
luzhanyuanzuozaiwodediannaoqian，neizhangfensedekaidimaoshubiaodianhetajingyingdeqizhixingchengleqiangliedefancha。
dantahaobuzaiyi。xiuzhangdeshouzhizaijianpanshangfanfei，kuaidechuxianlecanying。「zheigeshujumoxingshicuode，
zhongxinjiangou。」「fengxianpinggutaibiaomian，bjihuameiyoukexingxing。」「simaqian，hanwudishiqiren，
genjuhandaimuzangchutuderengutuisuan，dangshinanxingpingjunshengaoyueyimiliuba。qugezheng，yimiqi。」
wo：「……」wodanggoudanglesanniancaidangshangea，tadanggou……bu，tadanglaoban，
juranlianzheizhonglengzhishidouzhidao。budaoyigexiaoshi，yifenkanchengwanmeideq4zhanlvebushuxinxianchulu。
wokanzheneifenppt，yanleiwangwang。「luzong，ninjiushishen！shiguang！shiweiyideshenhua！」
wohaobulinsedikaiqilecaihongpimoshi。tabadiannaotuihaijiwo，taimoukanwo，
yanshenshensuidexianggeheidong：「suoyi，xianzaikeyitantan……nixinlizhenzhengdexiangfalema？」「a？zhendema？
」woxintiaojiasu，「wopaninbudaying……」tadiantou，yuqisihugewaiwenrou：「shuoba，
wojinwan……henhaoshuohua。」woshouchongruojing！「luzong，ninzhenshiquanshijiezuihaodelaoban！」woshenxiyikouqi，
guzulezheibeizizuidadeyongqi：「woxiang……zhanggongzi！」kongqishunjianninggule。
talengzhule：「ni……xiangzhanggongzi？」feihua！nagedagongrenbuxiang？「keyima……」woxiaoshengwen。
tadingzhewokanlezuzushimiao，turanxiaole。「xing。」「yuexintidaoliuwan，keyima？」liu……liuwan？！
woyigeyuecaisanwan！zhijiefanbei？！luzhanyuanjintianshinaozibeimenjiale？haishigangcaiqinwodeshihou，
bawonaozilideqiongsuanqixizoule？「keyikeyi！taikeyile！」wojidongdekuaiyaojitakeyige。
「laobanwoaisinile！nijiushiwozaishengfumu！bu！nijiushiwoqinbaba！」「……」
tasihubeiwozuihousangeziyeleyixia，biaoqingbiandehenguguai。「ke。」taergenhaoxiangyoudianhong，
「neigechenghu……keyiliudao……sixiazaijiao。」wo：「？？？」shenmechenghu？qinbaba？e，
tayidingshijuede「baba」zheigecitaiqinnile，bufuhetabazongdeshenfen！「dongledongle！luzongyingming！」
「nei……」takanlekanbiao，yijing**dianle，「buzaole，qushuiba。」worumengdashe，diantourudaosuan，
jiaodimoyoujiuxiangliuhuiwoshi。jieguogangzouliangbu，faxiantagenzaiwohoumian。wo：「？？？」bushi，dage，
jigeyisi？nanbuchenghaiyaojianshiwoshuijue？「luzong，henwanle，wozhendekunle，youshashi……mingtianzaishuo？」
tajiaobuyidun，sihuyouxieyiwai：「mingtianzaizuo？」wofengkuangdiantou。「yexing。」tachenmoleyishun，
dianlediantou，「jintianqueshiyoudiancangcu，woyemeizhunbei。」「shishishi，mingtianwoyidingbazhunbeigongzuozuohao！」
woganjinbaozheng。（zhibakafeijilideshuihuanchengaerbeisishande。）tayanshengengshenle，
haidaizhedianxixue：「nilaizhunbei？」「a？」「yehao。」tadiantou，「mainixihuande。wobutiao。」
woyouxiemeng。woxihuande？e……yedui，kafeidoudepaiziqueshidetiaowoxihuande，fanzhengzuihoudoushiwohe！
laobanguoranxinsizhenmi！yushi，zaiwoyilian「laobanninzhenshitaititiele」dechongbaibiaoqingzhong，
luzhanyuanxinqingpohaodilikaile。wokundezhanchuangjiushui，wanquanmeiduoxiangtahualideshenyi。3diertianzaoshang，
woshibeiyinxingduanxinzhenxingde。
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】wodingzheneichuan「6」，zuzulenglewufenzhong。liushiliuwanliuqianliubailiushiliu？
zhanggongziyebushizheimegezhangfaa！zheibushiyuexin，zheishinianzhongjiangx2leba！jinjiezhe，
luzhanyuandeweixinjinlaile。【huoyanwang】：【dingjin。】【huoyanwang】：【zuowannishuode『daoju』，
worangzhuliqumaile。】【huoyanwang】：【tawenwoyaoshenmeguigede，wobutaidong。nibalianjiefawo，
huozhenizijimai，nafapiaolaibaoxiao。】【huoyanwang】：【duile，wochicunyongldekenengyoudianmianqiang。
】wo：「……」daoju？guige？lde……mianqiang？shenmedaoju……shianchicunfende？？？wozhandouzheshou，
diankaizuowandeliaotianjilu，wangshangfan。fandaoneiyipian【guixia，jiaobaba.jpg】shi。
wozhongyuxiangqileshenme。wochongjinshufang，dakaidiannao，zhandouzhedakailetaobaoliulanjilu。……guoran。
jiuzaizuotianxiawu，woweiletucaolaoban，heguimitangguoguoliaotian。tajiwofalegelianjie，shuo：「kankanzheige，
『xunfubazongzhuanyongxiaopibian』，baozhengrangtaguixiajiaobaba。」wodangshishouhuadiankaile，haishunshoujialegouwuche，
zhunbeijietufajitachaoxiao。suoyi……zuowan「jiangjin」bujinfalebiaoqingbao。
haizaiwopaozaodeshihou……yongtaneijiazhilianchengdegouzhuazi……baneige「xiaopibian」delianjie，
fenxiangjileluzhanyuan？！erluzhanyuan。yiweineibiaoqingbao，neilianjie，doushiwofade。yiweiwobanyejiaotaguolai，
shixiangwan……jiaosebanyan？ranhoutaqinlewo。wo（yiweiyaojiaban）shuo：「woxianzaijiuzuo！」
ta（yiweiyaoshangchuang）shuo：「nizhenpobujidai。」wo（shuozuoppt）：「qushufangba！」
ta（yiweiwanchangjing）：「niwandehaitinghua。」wo（yaozhanggongzi）：「woxiangdangninqinbaba！」
ta（yiweishinicheng）：「sixiazaijiao。」tahaijilewoliushiliuwan「dingjin」。hairangwoqumai「daoju」。
haitamagaosuwotalma「mianqiang」？！woliangyanyihei，dangchangjueleguoqu。「jiangjin」haizaiwotuibian「wangwang」
jiao，fangfozaiyaogong。「babaaini！」woyibazhuazhutadegoutou：「jiangjin！nizheigeyuegouliangmeile！」
4woshiwanhuojidijitangguoguodadianhua，shengyindouzaidou：「guoguo！jiuming！
wohaoxiang……bawolaobanji……shuile！budui，shitayiweitabawoshuile！yebudui！」「daodizenmehuishi！
kuaishuo！」wohualewufenzhong，yuwuluncidifushulezuowandeshesiquanguocheng。tangguoguoneibianchenmoleshimiaozhong。
ranhoubaofachujingtiandongdidekuangxiao：「hahahahahahasumian！nikeyia！『guixia，jiaobaba』！
haijirenfaxiaopibianlianjie！nizheishixiangdanglaobannianghaishixiangdanglaobantamaa！」wo：「……」「liushiliuwan！
fupo！ee！fanfan！」tawubizhenjing：「lmamianqiang？！sumiannizhuandafalea！
zheideshishenmeguigede『ziben』a？nizheifuqi……」wo：「nijiwobizui！sidaopu！」
「……zheishizhongdianma？zhongdianshiwoxianzaizenmeban？tahaoxiangyiweiwozuowanshigentabiaobai，
bingqieyaojintian……『jixuzuo』！」tangguoguoquexingfendebuxing：「luzhanyuanneizhanglian，neishencai，neigonggouyao！
niyebukuia！baishuihainaqian！do！dadotedo！」wowulegedayu：「dogepi！
wokebuxiangbaitianbeitapua，wanshangbeitaooxx，xingzhengzhulidangwanhaiyaodangshenghuozhuli，
24xiaoshi007，xiangxiangdoumingku。」tangguoguoquanwo：「niyaohuangesiluxiang。baitiantaqinitoushangmani。
wanshangniqita……ke，zhihuita。」「baitiantashinilaoban，wanshangnirangtajiaonibaba。zheibofanxiangpua，
shuangbushuang？」wo：「……」「xiangxiang……haoxianghaitingdaigan？」rangluzhanyuanneizhidusheguai，
guizaidishangjiwochuitui：「shuo，babadeq4bushumanyima？」danhuasuiruci，
woduiluzhanyuanzhiyouanshadechongdong，congmeiyouanliandeniantou。
yixiangdaoyaogentazhendaozhenqiang……neijianzhibijiabanhaikongbu。buxing，bixuganjinjieshiqingchu！
5wohuaizheshangfendexinqinglaidaogongsi。gangjindamen，
jiutingjianhuiyishilichuanlailuzhanyuandepaoxiao：「nimenyingxiaobuzuodezheishishenme？『jinqiushiyue，**cuxiao』？
nishihuozaiershinianqianma？zheiwenantudedounengzhijiexiadizhongtianle！」「haiyounimen，shejibu！
zheihaibaoshishenme？houxiandaizhuyichouxiangpai？jianyizhijiedabaosongqulufugong，bielaiwuruwodeyanjing！」
「jinimendeyusuanshirangnimennaquweigoudema？zheipaideshenmexuanchuanpian？
wonainaideguangchangwudoubizheiyoujingtougan！」xiaozuibabade，genjiguanqiangyiyang。cuiledudezidanhengsaoquanchang。
tayitaiyan，piejianwocongmenkouliuguo，yanshenyining。woganjinjichuzhiyejiaxiao：「luzongninxianmang，
wo……woxianqujininhuankafeijideshui！」zheishihoujinqu，neijiushipaohuizhongdepaohui。
xingzhengzhuguanwangjielazhuwo，xiaoshengbagua：「mianmian，yingxiaobulaodabeimacanle，laodajintianhuoqitebieda，
nixiaoxindian。」「duile，xiawuniyaogenluzongqushenzhenfengongsichucha，jipiaodinglema？zuijinyusuanjin，
nidongde。」wodiantou：「haoleiwangjie。」jieshengyusuanshiba？wodongle。wolikejizijidingletoudengcang，
jiluzhanyuandinglejingjicang。zhenghaohainengzaifeijishanggekai，bimianganga。wozhenshigexiaojilinggui。6dingwanpiao。
wonazheyidiexuyaoqianzidebaoxiaodan，yingzhetoupiqiaoxiangletabangongshidemen。「jin。」wotuimenjinqu，
jinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaihepingshiyiyangzhending：「luzong，zheishishangzhoudebaoxiao……」huameishuowan，
tahurancongbangongzhuohouzhanqishen，jibuzoudaowomianqian，yibajiangwozhuaijinhuaili。「zenmecailai？dengnihaojiule。
」taxiabacenglecengwodefading，shengyindichen，gengangcaimarenshipanruoliangren。wozhenggerendoujiangle！
tazaiganshenme！zheishibangongshi！「luzong！ninlengjing！wo……woshilaibaoxiaode！」「bao？keyi。」
tashoubeimengdishoujin，lidaodadechadianbawoleiguleduan。
wodelianjiejieshishidimaizailetaliangkuaijieshidexiongjizhijian。zheichugan……wodegelaotianye！
suiranyoudian……haoba，feichangyouliao！danwobunengqufu！wohongzhelianzhengzha：「bu……bushizheigebao……」
jiuzaizheishi，bangongshidementuranbeituikaile。yingxiaobudelaolitanjinbangenaodai：「luzong，
zheishiwomenxingaidefangan……」dangtakandaowoheluzhanyuanyiyizhongjiqibuyadezishibaozaiyiqishi，
laolideyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile。woshunjianhedehunfeiposan。dianguangshihuozhijian，woyibatuikailuzhanyuan，
miaobiankuqingjunvzhu，shengleijuxia：「luzongwocuole！wozhendezhidaocuole！qiuninzaijiwoyicijihui，
buyaokaichuwo！wojialihaiyouyizhijinmaoyaoyanga！」laolidebiaoqingcongzhenjingbianchenglebagua。
luzhanyuanlenglejimiao，lianheidegenguodiyiyang，danhaishipeihewoyanlexiaqu：「……xiabuweili。」
「xiexielaoban！xiexielaoban！」woliangundaipadiliulechuqu。gangguanshangmen，
jiutingdaolimianchuanlailuzhanyuandenuhou：「sheirangnijinlaide！gunchuqu！」buduoshi，
laolihuitoutuliandichulaile。shoujishang，shoudaoleluzhanyuandexiaoxi：【huoyanwang】：【yandebucuo。
】【huoyanwang】：【zheimexihuanjiaosebanyan？】wo：「……」jiuming，wozhendehuixie。7meiyihuier，
chashuijianjiuchuankaile。「tingshuolema？sumianbalaobandezuihenle！laodayaokaichuta！」「bunengba？
sumiankeshiluzongzuidelidezhulia！」「qianzhenwanque！laoliqinyankanjiande！
shuoluzongqidedoubasumiananzaiqiangshangqiatabozile！」「wodetian！sumianchulaideshihouliantonghong，
yanquanyehongle，kendingshiyouxiuyouqi，beimakule！」woduanzhekafei，naoguaziwengwengde。
tongshiacouguolai：「mianmian，nimeishiba？nizenmedezuilaodale？」