从给母猪接生开始爆红
《从给母猪接生开始爆红》 小说介绍
zhujiaojiaosuyelinxueerdexiaoshuojiao《congjimuzhujieshengkaishibaohong》，tadezuozheshixuanzhuanmogumuouqingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushileixiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：2011nian9yue17ri，zhouliu，shangwu。bansuizhegebidegoujiaosheng，cunzhangpizhezhongshanzhuangchongjinsujiadepojiuxiaoyuan，handao：“jiemuzudeshifulaile，niliangyeziwenqizuoshazi？kuaichulaiyingjiesai，haiyouyikuaizhangdehenbashidenvshifu。”“dengyiha，wozuoyehaimeixiewan。”...
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2011nian9yue17ri，zhouliu，shangwu。
bansuizhegebidegoujiaosheng，cunzhangpizhezhongshanzhuangchongjinsujiadepojiuxiaoyuan，handao：
“jiemuzudeshifulaile，niliangyeziwenqizuoshazi？kuaichulaiyingjiesai，haiyouyikuaizhangdehenbashidenvshifu。”
“dengyiha，wozuoyehaimeixiewan。”
yuanzili，suyetouyebutai，zuozheyitiaohenaidexiaobandeng，nabaxianzhuodegaodengzidangkezhuo，pazhexiezuoye。
女人？
只会耽误我学习！
zhonghuoyishi，suyezaoyichongrubujing。
shangbeizishenweiyulequandalaodeta，zheibeizizhixiangyongyouyigekuailedetongnian。
ertatongniankuailedeyuanquan，jiuzaipangbiandezhuyizishang……suyedefushangdaren，bozi、tuiheyizhishoudoudazheshigao，zhengzaiyongjinshengdeyizhishoujueqiangdiguozheyeziyan。
zheihuobangeyueqiantaoniaowoshuaiduanletui，sitianqianquezhetuiqiluozi，weisui，ningdaobozihegebo。ng，haiyouyizhiyanjingzhongdegendengpaoside，zhishengyitiaofengle，shitazuotiantongfengwoliuxiadexunzhang。
因为苏野喜欢吃糖。
tingshuoyouhaokandenvshifu，sulaohanzhengzhazheyaoqilai，beierziyiyandenglehuiqu，biaoqinggangayanshenpiaohu。
xiangnandianshitaishixizhuchirenlinxueer，daizhetuerfagu，suishexiangshihegongzuorenyuanzoujinxiaoyuan。
linxueershenxiyikouqi：jiayouxuexuezi！haohaobiaoxian，zhengquzaorizhuanzheng。
ranhou，tamianxiangjingtoushuodao：
“《bianxingriji》deguanzhongpengyoumendajiahao，woshilinxueer，xianzaiwomenlaidaolexiangcunshaoniansuyedejiazhong。tamenjiashitebiepinkunhu，meiyouwendingdejingjilaiyuan。suyefuqindezuotuiyouxiexucanji，bujiuqian，youyicishuaiduanleyoutui、zuogebohebozi，rangbenjiubufuyudejiating……xueshangjiashuang。”
yigeyuehou，jiemubochudeshihou，zhijilelinxueerhenduandejingtou。
dabufenhuamianshipobaidetufangzi，fashankechendejiaju，zhuanzhuxueyedesuye，yijiquanshenduochushoushangdesuyetadie。
linxueerlaidaowunei，pojiuquezhengjie，ertiemanlezhengzhengliangmianqiangdejiangzhuang，gengshijitayimodadezhenhan：
“womenkeyikandao，suyejialihenqiong，meiyouxiangyangdejiajuhedianqi，dantayouhenfuyou，zhishicaishizhenzhengdecaifu！xiamian，rangwomenqurenshiyixiazheiweixiangcunzhurengong，xiwangtabuyaoguoyumiantian。”
yushi，danmuchongmanletongqing：
“zheidashutaikelianle，hahaha……”
“bushi，dashigaowohainengren，neiyanjingzhenrenbule。”
“真·家徒四壁！”
“苏野好帅！”
“zaikankansuyetadiedexingxiang，daizhushenghaosun！”
【aichimaomaodeguodong，dashangsuye1gebingjiling：zheiyanzhizhijiechudaoba！】
【kewangをfeiぶyu，dashangsuye1liangmotuoche：jiayouxiaoshuaiguo。】
zheigeshijiedekejigengjiafada，yuleyeyesuizhishuizhangchuangao。
suirancaiganggangburu4gshidai，dandianshijiemuyijingliantongleweixinheqq，keyishishifasongdanmu，shenzhikeyijixihuandejiabinshualiwu。
jiemuli，linxueergensulaohandalezhaohu，zouxiangsuye。
sulaohanzhigougoudedingzhelinxueer，guieryingshibashilei！tanaodaisuizhelinxueerdeqianyingzhuandong，ranhou……ka。
“a……aiyoyo~zaolezaocanle……”
sulaohanshoufuzhebozi，tengdechouchou。
danmuquanshihahalaosepi。
linxueerlaidaosuyepangbian，dunxiashendao：“nihaosuyetongxue，woshixiangnantaizhuchirenlinxueer，fangbiancaifangyixianima？”
suyetoufalingluanweijuan，pifulvehei，danzhangdehenhaokan：“bufangbian。”
linxueer：“nijinnianduoda……e……”
不方便？
suye：“wozuozuoyeni，jiejie。ercihanshudesanzhongbiaodashifenbieshishenme？”
linxueerdajing：“er，ercihanshu？wobuzhidao……”
suyetaitoukanlelinxueeryiyan，biaoqingyouxiexianqi，ranhoumaitoujixuxiezuoye：
“womeiwenni，wozhishizaidutimu。yibanshi：y=ax²+bx+c，dingdianshi：y=a(x-h)²+k，jiaodianshi：y=a(x-x1)(x-x2)。”
linxueergangadao：“ee……”
suye：“jiejie，nimeiduguoshuma？zheimejiandandetidoubuhui？”
linxueerjile：“sheishuowomeiduguoshu？woduguo！wohainianguodaxue！”
苏野：“有多大？”
linxueer：“emmm……”
弹幕：
“哈哈哈哈……”
“neijiahuohainiutoukanmeinv？”
“身残志坚啊！”
“不方便可还行？”
“zheiyiji《bianxingriji》yaonitiana。”
“ercihanshu？woxueguoma？douhaijilaoshile……”
“linxueerjile，tajiletajile。”
“youduoda，hahaha……”
【zangai·chuofanwangsheng，dashangsuye1liangpaoche：xiaoxiongdiyouwodefengfan。】
zixixianglexiang，linxueerxianbaidao：“wodedaxuezhandimianjisiqianduomu，nishuodabuda？”
suye：“jiejie，daxuezhisuoyijiaodaxuebushiyinweidaba？shushangshuodaxueshishishigaodengjiaoyudexuexiao，yizhonggongnengdutedezuzhi，shiyushehuidejingjihezhengzhijigoujixianghuguanlianyoudingzuerlidechuancheng、yanjiu、ronghehechuangxingaoshenxueshudegaodengxuefu。”
linxueer：“a……zhei……duiduidui。”
suyenachuchizikaishihuatu，suikouwendao：“jiejie，niduoda？”
“二十一岁。”
“e，haimeibiye？tannanpengyoulema？”
“没……”
“jialirenkaishicuileba？”
“duia！meicihuijiaqidagubadayidoujiwojieshaoduixiang，yebuzhidaojishenme，wogongzuodouhaimeiwending……”
“nuligongzuoshihaode，danyeyaojiangugerenwentia。”
“zhuyaoshimeiyudaoheshide，ai？daodishiwoshenwen……wocaifangnihaishinicaifangwoa？”
“互采互采……”
“苏野，你多大？”
“shisisui。jiejiebuyaozheimeshengfen，nikeyijiaowoyeye。”
“你……呃……”
“niyaowenwoshangjinianjile，chengjizenmeyang，mamani……zheixiewenti，wokanguonimenjiemu。”
“e，dui！nishangjinianjile？”
“chusan，chengjiquannianjidiyi，fenshuguogaobuyizhanshi。woshibeilaohanshouyangdeguer，buzhidaoqinshengfumushishei。”
“啊……”
linxueergankaiyisheng，danaoyipiankongbai，fangfoturanbuhuishuohuale。
suyehuawantu，zaicikanxiangzheigepiaoliangdedajiejie：“woqiazhiyisuan，jiemuzuyinggaiyouzhunbeitiwenka。”
linxueerturanxingwu，congdoulitaochuka，lianhonghongde：“xiexiea！neige，neige……nijinnianduoda，bushi，nipingshizaijiadouganxieshenmenonghuoa？leibulei？”
suyejixuxiezuoye：“dengyixia，haiyouzuihouyidaodati。”
linxueer：“buhaoyisidaraole，nixianmang。”
哎？
woweishenmehuishuochuzheizhongqiguaidehua？
弹幕直接笑不活了：
“xiaosuyeshigeshejiaoniubizhenga！”
“fenshuguogaobuyizhanshi？”
“guer！guaibudegentadieyidiandoubuxiangni。”
“wotemexiaoliekaile。”
“linxueerduoda？mucec。”
“shisisuidehaizikeyilingyangma？jiejiequegehaizi。”
“loushangde，gaosunigemimi，woyounengzhangchuhaizidezhongzi，henduoyo。”
jifenzhonghou，suyezhongyuheshangzuoyeben，fangjinshubaoli。
linxueer：“suye，niduidachengshi……”
suyequezouxiangleshexiangshihegongzuorenyuan：
“shushumenhao，xinkule，chilema？chilejiuhao，fanzhengwojiayemeifan，heshuibu？woqutiaoshuijinimenzhucha，douzheimekeqia，neixingba。ei！cunzhangnijintianbutiaofenma？zenmehaizaizheier？”
村长：“那我走？”