猫猫地球守则
《猫猫地球守则》 小说介绍
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maomixinxudichuixialetou。
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jingchajieguolai，duibizheshoujishangdetupian：“yangzikanshangqushiyiyangde，buguohaidedengjiandingzhihoucainengquedingshibushifangzhipin。”
“miaomiao!”zheishiwochifandewan!
lurenjiahejingchayiqichaowokanguolai。
“nideyisishizheishinizhaodaode?”
没错!没错!
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tanaolenaowodexiaba…：“xiaomaomi，nijiazhurenni?yaoshizhenshiwenwu，neitakejiuzhanlenideguang!”
jingchayaotou：“zheihaoxiangshizhiliulangmao，zhiqianyelaiguowomenjuli，meikanjiantazhurenzhaoguolai。”
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“wopingriligongzuobijiaomang......suanle，woshishiba。”tazuihouhaishijuedingbawobaohuijia：“buguojiranshiwodemao，neiwojiudetitataogegongdaole。”
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