猫猫地球守则
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深更半夜，我进了局子。
cijiedezhifazhetoutoupielewohaojiyan，chenwozhuantoudegongfuyouyangzhuangzainulizuoshi。
zheidouyaocongxitongdexuanzetikaishishuoqi。
benlaineixiaohaizikandaowodoubukenzoule，daozhangyegaoxingdishuowoshixiangruizhizhao。jintiantagaoxing，keyipolimianfeizaiweineigexiaopengyousuanyigua。nvrenziranyehengaoxing。
zheicishizhanbu。wocengjingjianguowuzudezhanbuyishi，guochengshifenfansuofuza，erqiejieguoyebingbujingque，zhiyougehulundehaohuai。
danzheiweidaozhangbutong，taniezhesanmeitongqiangaogaopaoqi，tongqianluozaidishangpuzhedebaguazhenshang，tagenjuluodidiantuiyanchuxiaopengyouxiaxiaxiageyuekongpayouxueguangzhizai，ranghaizimamazhuyidian。
benlaixixiaoyankaidenvrenlimajiubianlebiaoqing，yanyuyebiandejilieqilai：“nizenmehaizhourenni?wokannicaiyouxueguangzhizai!”
“benlaikanninianjiyebuxiaole，chulaibaitanyeburongyi，haoxinbangbangni。nijuranhaibuzhizu，10kuaiqiantianbumandetanxin，shiba?xinbuxinwojubaoni!”
nvrenzaineigetiehezishangdianlejixia，daozhanglimajiupuleshangqu。
liangrenniudazaiyiqi。xiaohaizibeihedaole，xianzaiyipangwawadaku，changmianyiduhunluanqilai。
zheishi，xuanzesuichidandao。
[suirannindemubiaoshiziqiangmiao，danyexuyaoyouyixiexiayixinchangni。diyicipengdaozheizhongjushi，ninxuanze：
A.给骗子一爪子
B.给孩子一爪子
C.给傻子一爪子]
neigenvrenshigeshazi!neipianzishishei?xiayixinchangdexuanxiangliweishenmeyaoshanghaihaizi?
[nizhuazijiyixiashishi。]
wotaiqiyouzhua，haishibudongxitongdeyisi，chichimeiyouluozhua。
“rangnigesipianzidawo!”nvrenshengqidehouzhe。
xiayimiao，wobeiyizhicucaodeshouzhangzhualeqilai，shentihuachuyitiaorouruandehuxian，ranhoubiangdeyixiazhuangshangledaozhangdelian，laibujishouhuizhijiadezhuazizaitashenshanghualeyidao。
xitongshengyibanyiyan：[chenggongjiaoxunpianzi，xiayizhi+1。]
a!daozhangweishenmeshipianzi!
wohaimeixiangmingbaizheigewenti，tianqiaoduimianturanchongshanglaiyiqunchuanzhetongyidenanren，baniudadeliangrenfenkai，ranhouyiqidaizou。
[sha，pei，budui!miaolidaxian，kuaigenshangqu!]
......
“zhidaocuolema?yihouhaiganbuganxuanchuanmixinpianrenqiancaile?”
“haiyouni，mingzhidaoshipianziweishenmehaiyaoguoqu?zenmejihaizishulibangyangde?yihouzuoshiduoxiangxianghouguo，buyaochongdong!”
liangrenlianliandiantou，buganyouyidianyijian。
xiaohaizuozaiwoduimian，zhengbaozheyikuaimingjiaodangaodedongxikendehuankuai，kandewohalazidouyaoliuchulaile!
xitongzaiwonaohailibengda。
[yishishouzedisantiao，wangjinideyaoguaishenfen，mixinshiyaoguanxiaoheiwude。]
haoxianga!tiantiande，ruanruande，kanshangqujiuhenhaochi!
youshenmedongxichuolechuowodeweiba，wozhamaohuitou，yougenvhaizichaowozhalezhayan，shiyiwokanshenhoudexizhanghongsetiaotiao......rouma?
haoxiangzheigewenqilaiyehenhaochi。
wozhuanguoshen，waizhetoukanta。shijimaodema?
她对着我点了点头。
wa!youshiyigehaorenlei!
wodixiatouyaoleyikou，yanjingshuadeyiliang。zhendeshirou!guoranhexiangxianglideyiyanghaochi!
yishiqishishimeishishijieba!
[yihoubuyaosuibianchimoshengrenjidedongxi。]xitongturankaiqiang。
[youhuairenhuizailimianfanglaoshuyao。xiaomaomiyaotigaojingti。]
laoshuyaogenwoyoushenmeguanxi?woyoubushilaoshu!nandaotamenhaihuifangmaoyao?zheiliderenleihaihuizuomaoyaoma?
[......buhui。danshilaoshuyaokeyidusimao。]
keshiruguowobuchijiuhuiesia。woxianzaikeyihuaxingzhengqianmaishiwulema?
[neihaishichiba。buguoyaoduozhanggexinyan，nitaihaopianle，shamao。]
xitongkeyimasuzhuma?woyaogaozhuang!
jintiankanleyichuxi，woyebushishenmedoumeixuedao。
[nitingcuole，woshuodeshishamao。nishimaobushimao!]
e。neinixiahuishuoqingchudian。
wodixiatoujixukenrourou。
第二天一早，我从局子往家里赶。回到巷子一看，原来放箱子的地方空空如也。
wodejialiandaikouliangyiqibeirentoule!!!
[yishishouzedisidian，chumenyidingyaosuomen，fouzekenengbeitoudelianjiadoubusheng。]
zenmeban?wojielexialaigaizenmeban?maoshengwuwangle，wuwuwu~
[qiangqiang!xitong666weinintigongwenxinfuwu，qingxuanzeninzuixiangyaodeyuanzhu：
a.《diqiushengcunzhinan》
b.《diqiuzhifuzhinan》
c.《diqiuzeouzhinan》]
weishenmeyaoduojialianggefuhao?xiaomaomibudong。
diqiuwozhidao，shiwoxianzaisuozaidedifangmingcheng。zhinanyoushishenmeyisi?xuyaowoyizhichaonanbianzouma?
[jiazheigefuhao，shiyinweizheixiedoushishu。nibijingshiziqiangmiao，womenzhitigongfangfa。zhinanjiushifangfadeyisi。]
bunengxuandiyige，anzhaoxitongdexingzi，shuobudinglimiandoushixiemeiyongdefeihua，shengcunzhiyaohuoxialaijiuhaole。maofanlajitongyekeyicunhuo，jiushimaobuxihuan。
zeouyemeiyong，biedemaodoupawo，kongpabuhaojiejin。erqiemaoshi“zi”qiangmiao，xuanlebujiuyouyaokoufenlema?
我要致富!
[ding——ninxuandeshuyijingchuanjininle，xiangkandeshihouzhiyaojizhongzhuyilizaixinlimonianshumingjiukeyile。dangran，ruguoninyuanyizhifuyidianbaochou，666yekeyiweinintigonglangdujiangjiefuwu。]
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fangfayi：zhifudaoluqianqianwan，lubianqiaowanzhanyiban。
wodenaohailituranduochulehaojizhangtupian。shangmiantongyidoushiyigerenshouzheyizhiwanzuozaimalubian，ranhoushenqianzhanzhelingwaiyigeren，zhengshenshoubaqiandiujinwanli。
wanlideqianyouduoyoushao，danhaowuliwai，meiyouyizhishikongde。
jiexialaishiyiduanliuying。shigangcaidiyizhangtupianlidelaoyeye，taduizhewoshuo：“zheihuozhenshitaiqingsongle，zuoyitianjiunengzangouyigeyuedefanqian!”
ranhoutazoujinleyijiashangdian，chulaishihuanleshenganjingyishang，shoulihaitilehaojidabaochide。
huamianxiatoufuxianchuliangxingxiaozi：shisheixianmulewobushuo。haizaidengshenme?zhiyaozairenjingguodeshihouhanshangliangsheng，jiuhuiyouhaoxinrenjinifagongzi。
qinaidewaixingtongbao，kuailaijiaruwomenba!fangfaqinceyouxiao，tongsouwuqi。——2007nian6yueliu。
zhiyaohanliangshengjiukeyizhuanqian?neiwokeyihansansheng!zheikezhenshishihemaomaodezhifufangfa!
wohaishidexianquzhaoyizhikongwan。
[书上怎么说?]
xitongshuowojujueletadejiangjiefuwu，tajiubunengsizifanyuewodeshu。kanwozailajitongpangbianpaihuai，youxiehaoqiwodezhifuzhifa。
yaozhaoyizhiyouniandaigande、piaoliangde、nengzhuanghenduodongxidedawan。
wosixinjialedianzijideshenmeibiaozhun。
[zheishishenmezhifufangfa?nandaorangniquwagudong?]
woyaoleyaotou：“buqingchue。”
ranhoujixushouzailajitongbiandengrenguolaidiudongxi。
[跟我来!]
wodenaodailituranchuxianleyifuditu，shangmianyouyigehongdian，yigelvdian。
[朝绿点方向走。]
wotinghuadegenshangqu，qijianbuwangfanwentaweishenmezheicinengchushoubangwo。
[woparangniziyoufahui，womenhuobuguomingnian。erqieyebusuanbangni，wozhishibiaolegedian，youmeizhijiejiniqian。]
[xitongshouzediyitiao，shidangdizuanguizeloudonghuirangyindaofuwubiandegengjiawanmei，erwoyejiangnadaogenggaodejidian。]
woturanjuede666youdianhuaile。