末日直播：我的丧尸会养生
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linchenshudaodiqitianshi，bianlidiandeshupianyijingchiwanle。
tapantuizuozaishouyintaishang，kanzhelaozhangsangshizaimenkou"zhangang"。shuolaiqiguai，zicongneitianlaozhangjitadishuihou，zheigecengjingdebaoandashusihuzhendebazijidangchenglelinchendesirenbaobiao——ganzouqitaweixiandesangshi，shoujisanluodewuzi，shenzhihaihuizailinchenshuijueshishouzaipangbian。
"zhangshu，nishuozanmenshibushigaihuangedifangle？"linchenkenzhezuihouyikuaiyasuobinggan，suishoubabaozhuangzhirouchengtuan。
laozhangsangshizhuanguotou，hunzhuodeyanqiuzaichenguangxiafanzheguiyidehuibaise。tahoulonglifachu"gulu"sheng，jiangyingdizhilezhijieduimiandechaoshi。
linchenxiaole："niyejuedegaiqujinhuoleshiba？"
danmupiaoguoyipian"hahaha"：
「sangshidoubinihuiguorizi」
「jianyikaigesangshi**fuwu」
「zhubokaolvguoxunliansangshisongwaimaima」
zheiqitianli，linchendezhibochenglemorizhongzuihuodejiemu。cong"ruheyongguoqishupianxunfusangshi"dao"sangshiyangshengyujiake"，tadefensishutupolebaiwan。zuifengkuangdeshi，yourenkaishidashangrangtajiaosangshitiao《xiaopingguo》。
"laotiemen，jintianwomenyaozuogeshiyan。"linchentiaoxiashouyintai，huodonglexiajingu，"ceshiyixiawode'qinheli'fanweinengyouduoda。"
tatuikaibolimen，laozhangsangshilikegenshanglai。jiedaoshang，shijigesangshizaiyoudang，zuijindelibianlidianzhiyouershimi。linchenshenxiyikouqi，juqishoujizhijia，kaishihuanbuqianjin。
"zhuyikan，xianzaiwochuyu'jijixingdong'zhuangtai。"taguyizoudehenkuai，shoubeidafubaidong，"genjuqianjitiandeguancha，zheiyanghui..."
guoran，fujindesangshiqishuashuazhuanguotou，youjizhishenzhikaishichaotayidong。linchenlikechazhujiaobu，shunjianqiehuancheng"tangpingmoshi"——jianbangdala，yanshendaizhi，lianhuxidoubiandelanyangyangde。
shenqideyimufashengle：neixiesangshidedongzuoyemanlexialai，youliangzhishenzhiyuandizuoxia，xiangturanduibulieshiqulexingqu。
"kandaolema？"linchenduizhejingtouxiaoshengshuo，"zheijiushishechuのzhongjiaoyi——yongxiaojinengliangtonghuabushizhe。"
弹幕瞬间爆炸：
「jianyishenbaonuobeierhepingjiang」
《消极防御法》
「zheinenglifangzhichangwudile」
linchenzhengzhunbeijixuqianjin，laozhangsangshituranzhuaizhutadeyijiao，fachujinggaobandedihou。shunzhetazhidefangxiang，linchenkandaosangechuanmicaifuderenyingzhengzaijiejiaoyidong。
"junfangderen？"tamiqiyanjing。
neisanrenzhuangbeijingliang，dongzuozhuanye，mingxianshizaizhencha。qizhongyigejuzhewangyuanjing，zhenghaochaozheibiankanlai。linchenxiayishididuodaodianxianganhoumian，danweishiyiwan——neirenyijingfaxianleta，zhengduizheduijiangjishuozheshenme。
"bumiao..."linchenhoubeishenchulenghan。zheijitiantakeyibikaijunfang，jiushidanxinbeidangchengshiyanpinzhuazou。xianzaiduifangxianranzhuyidaolezheigenenghesangshihepinggongchudeguairen。
laozhangsangshiturandangzaitaqianmian，duiqitasangshifachuyizhongqiguaide、daizhezhanyindehoujiao。gengguiyideshi，neixiesangshijingrankaishijuji，xingchengyidaosongsanderenqiang，dangzhulejunfangdeshixian。
"zhangshu，ni..."linchenzhenjingdikanzhezheigecengjingdebaoan。bianchengsangshihou，laozhangsihuhaibaoliuzhemouzhongbaohuyishi，shenzhinengyingxiangqitasangshidexingwei。
yuanchuchuanlaiyinqingsheng。linchendangjiliduan："chetui！"
tamaozheyaopaohuibianlidian，laozhangsangshijinsuiqihou。guanshangmenhou，linchenconghuojiafengxizhongguanchawaimian——neisangejunrenshitukaojin，danbeiyuelaiyueduodesangshizudang，zuizhongbudebuchetui。
"hu..."linchenzhangshuyikouqi，zheicaifaxianshoujizhibohaikaizhe。danmuyijingfengle：
「丧尸护卫队！」
「jianyizhubojingxuansangshizongtong」
「gangcaineigejunguanworenshi！shitezhongbuduidezhaotiezhu！」
zuihouyigedanmuranglinchenxintouyijin。zhaotiezhu？zheimingzitatingguo，shigechulemingdehenjiaose，cengzaihaiwaizhixingguoduocigaoweirenwu。
"laotiemen，jintianzhiboxiandaozheili。"tacongcongguandiaozhibo，kaishishoushibeibao。junfangyijingzhuyidaozheigequyu，bianlidianbuzaianquanle。
laozhangsangshianjingdikanzhetamangliu，turancongkoudailitaochushenme——shiyibabianlidianyaochi。linchenlengzhule，zheikenengshilaozhangbianchengsangshiqianzuihoufangjinkoudaidedongxi。
"xiexie，zhangshu。"tajieguoyaochi，bizituranyoudiansuan，"womenyiqizouba。"
banxiaoshihou，linchenbeizhezhuangmanwuzidebeibao，daizhelaozhangsangshiqiaoqiaoconghoumenliuchu。tajihuaqianwangsangejiequwaidebaihuoshangchang——neilijiegoufuza，wuzifengfu，erqiejuwurenjipaishe，dingcengsihumeiyousangshi。
gangzhuanguolianggejiejiao，linchenjiutingdaotoudingchuanlai"wengweng"sheng。yijiaheisewurenjixuantingzaibankong，shexiangtouzhizhiduizheta。
"zaogao！"tagangyaopao，wurenjiturantouxiayigexiaobaoguo。linchenjingtididenglejifenzhong，caishangqianchakan——shigeupanheyizhangzhitiao："nidenenglihenyouyanjiujiazhi，lianxiwomen，nihuidedaobaohu。——xinjiyuan"
"shenmegui？"linchenzhoumei。laozhangsangshiqueturanbaozaoqilai，duizhewurenjidihou，xiangshikandaolediren。
gengqiguaideshi，wurenjipaixialelaozhangdefanyinghou，likeshenggaofeizoule。linchendingzheshouzhongdeupan，gandaoyizhangwuxingdewangzhengzaishoujin——junfanghezheige"xinjiyuan"zuzhi，douduitadenenglihushidandan。
baihuoshangchangdebolimenyijingposui，limianheiqiqide。linchendakaishoudiantong，xiaoxinditaru。laozhangsangshigenzaitashenhou，fanchangdianjing。
"womenxianqu..."linchenhuameishuowan，turanbeiyigudalizhuaidao。laozhangsangshipuzaitashenshang，jihutongshi，yigeheiyingcongtianhuabanpuxia，cazhelaozhangdejianbangluodi。
neishigebianyidesangshi，tixingbiputongsangshidayiquan，zhijiazhangruliren。tafachucierdejianjiao，zaicipulai。laozhangsangshifenlizudang，dangenbenbushiduishou，beiyibashuaidaoqiangshang。
"zhangshu！"linchenxinzangkuangtiao。weijiguantou，tazuoleyigezijidoumeixiangdaodedongzuo——zhijietangdaozaidi，bishangyanjing，quanshenfangsongdexiangjushiti。
bianyisangshidelizhuazaijutahoulongshilimichutingzhule。tawaizhetou，fachukunhuodeshengyin。linchentoutoubayanjingzhengkaiyitiaofeng，kandaojingrendeyimu：bianyisangshikaishimofangtadezishi，manmantangxia，zuihoushenzhidaqilehulu。
laozhangsangshizhengzhazhepaqilai，yiqueyiguaidizoudaolinchenshenbian。linchenxiaoxindizuoqilai，faxianshangchangyiloudeshijigesangshiquandoutangdaozaidi，youdehaibaichuleqipadeshuizi。
"wozheishi...qunticuimian？"linchennannanziyu。tataochushouji，renbuzhuyoukailezhibo："laotiemen，caicaiwogangfaxianleshenme？sangshijitiwushuishijian！"
弹幕瞬间涌入：
「zhubodenenglishengjile？」
「jianyikaisangshiyoueryuan」
「junfangzhengzaikanzhibo！kuaipao！」
zuihouyitiaodanmuranglinchenjibeifaliang。taguandiaozhibo，laqilaozhangsangshi："zou，qudingceng！"
dangtamenqichuanyuyudipadaowuloushi，linchenfaxianzheiliguoranmeiyousangshi，erqieshiyekaikuo。tazhaolegejiajuzhanshiqudeshafazuoxia，congbeibaonachukuangquanshuimengguanjikou。
chuangwai，xiyangranhonglebanbiantian。laozhangsangshianjingdizhanzaitashenbian，xiangguoquqinianlimeitianzaigongsidatangzuodeneiyang。linchenturanxiaole："zhangshu，nishuozanmenzheisuanbusuandaixinxiujia？"
laozhangsangshibuhuihuida，dantaqingqingpailepailinchendejianbang，dongzuowenroudebuxianggesangshi。zheiyike，linchenzuochulejueding——tayaonongqingchuzijidenenglidaodishizenmehuishi，weishenmejunfangheneigeshenmizuzhidouruciganxingqu。
gengzhongyaodeshi，tayaobaohuzheigebianchengsangshiqueyiranjidetadelaoren。
yemujianglin，chengshimouchudegaoloushang，yigechuanbaidaguadenanrenzhengkanzhelinchendezhiboluxiang。taanxiatonghuajian："mubiaoqueren，meijietishiyanchenggongle。zhunbeihuishouchengxu。"