我爸不是窝囊废
《我爸不是窝囊废》 小说介绍
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《我爸不是窝囊废》 1 免费试读
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wobabeijuzizasideneitian，wocaizhidaotadewonangfeitasuoyuan。
tashibashiniandaidediyipidaxuesheng，bengaishishanwowolifeichudejinfenghuang，quebeiwomenzheigelanchoudejiacuotuoleyisheng。
erzuoweishizuoyongzhedenainaihemamaduicihaowuqianjiu。
babasihou，nainaigaoxingdemeikaiyanxiao。
「dekuiwodangnianjijing，gaokaorangtachilesantianjialexieyaodejiaozi，baomingqianyourangnizhuangbingkanletadeshou，fouze，nayoutazuoniuzuomayangwomenyibeizi，linsilehainengzaibangwomenzhengyibihengcaini。」
womayeyilianxingfudiwanzhulexiaojiujiudegebo，duiwodidizhaoshou。
「neigeaishiguizhongyusile，zheixiawomenzhongyukeyiguangmingzhengdadizaiyiqile。」
「guangzong，guolai，zheicaishiniqindie！」
zaizhengyan，wohuidaolewobagaokaoqianxi。
baba，nihulewodabanbeizi。zheiyici，huanwolaishouhuni！
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dezhiwobabeijuzizashangdexiaoxi，wohuosugenbanzhurenqinglejia，diyishijiangandaolexianchang。
wobashibashiniandaidiyipijinchengdagongderen，bengaiyoudahaoqiancheng，danqueyinweixinggegengzhibuhuilaishier，nianjinliushihaishizhinengzuozuidicengchaobubaoxidetilihuozhengqian。
zheici，jiushilinshijiedaorenwu，laibangkehubanjia。
xianchang，wobazhengyangtangzaiyizhangjianyidedanjiashang，jianbangyijingbeiyasuichengleyitanlanni，duziyebeiyabaole，changziliulechulai，hunshenxianxuehunzazhechentu，xuesihulayidatuan，ruobushixiongtanghaizaiweiweiqifu，wojihuyiweitayijingsile。
womahenainaiguipazaitadepangbian，kutianqiangdi。
「junshenga，nikeshiwomenjiadedingliangzhua，niyaowanyiyougehaodai，fangzhewomenzheiyidajiazilaodelao、xiaodexiaokezenmehuoya？」
woqisuidedidiwangguangzongzaipangbiantianbangbangtang，beiwomayibazhuaidaoanzaiwobadexiongkoushang，baofachujingtiandongdidekuhan。wangguangzongzhengzhazhexiangpaqilai，dantameidongyixia，womajiuningtayiba，tengdaotahunshenzhandoubugandongdan。
「laotianyea，nizhengkaiyanjingkankana，junshengjintianyaoshiyougehaodai，womenguerguamudeyebuhuole，womenpeizheta，yiqisizaizheisangliangxinderenjiawuqian，rangtamenyibeizibudeanning......」
yankanzhewobachuqiduojinqishao，wojimangpushangqian，shijingbawomahewonainaiwangqilaizhuai。
「ma，nainai，nimenxianqilai，xianzaibushihaokudeshihou，zanxianbawobasongquyiyuanjiumingyaojina。」
womahuitouyikanshiwo，dangxiayigedaerguazijiushanguolaile。
「quyiyuan？wobuzhidaosongnibaquyiyuan？」
「danxianzaizheihusangliangxinderenjiabukenpeiqiana，womenjiusuanquleyiyuan，jiaobuqiyiyaofeiyejiubulenibaa。」
wotaitoukanxiangmanlianjinghuangdezhurenjia，tapinmingbaishou，zhejidekuaikule。
「womeiyoubupeiqian！wanggeshiweilebangwomenbanjiacaishoudeshang，yiyaofeiwomenkendingmeierhua，dannimenyaoerbaiwan，womenshizhendepeibuqia。」
shuozhe，neigenvshengyemianchaowomenguixia，kaishi「guangguang」keqilexiangtou。
「woqiunimenle，jiuhucheyijinglaile，qiunimenxianrangjiuhuchebatasongquyiyuanba，qiandeshiwomenmanmanshangliang！」
wonainaiehenhendidengzheneigenvsheng。
「bieyiweiwobuzhidaonidadeshenmesuanpan，rangwomenxianbajunshengsongquyiyuan，nizaiyikouyaodingjunshengshizijishuaixialaide，bazerentuideyiganerjing！」
「wogaosuni，nishalewomenjiadedingliangzhu，xiangtuixiezeren，meineimerongyi！」
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wonainaiyixihua，rangwoshunjiantihuguanding！
zheinalishipameiqianbangwobakanbing，zheifenmingjiushipawobasibuletamenmeibanfayaogengduoqianle！
woconglubianjianqiyigengebocudegunzi，chaozhewomawonainaiwodidijiuhengsaoleguoqu。
「rangkai！dourangkai！jintiansheiyaoganzuzhiwojiuwoba，wojiugentapinming！」
womahewonaibushefang，beiwozhijiesaodaozailedishang，aihaozhechongwopokoudama。
「nigeheixingandexiao**！nishixiangbaquanjiatuojindiyuani！niyouzheiliqi，nibuhewomenyiqiduifuwairen，nilaidaniqinmaqinnainaiani......」
woduitamendezhoumachongerbuwen，wanxiayaojiuxianglailinhaiduoduosuosuopazaiwobaxiongqianbugandongdewangguangzong。
wobadezuichunzhandongzhe，sihushinulixiangshuoshenme，wocoujintadezuiba，tingdaotajiannandifachuqiyin。
「fubao......xiaoxinhoumian......baba......aini......」
xiayimiao，woyanqianyihei。
zaicizhengyandeshihou，woyijingtangdaolejialidetukangshang，hounaoshaoyizhenjutong，shenshouyimo，haiyouniannidexueji。
woyebujingya，budongshengsediqiaoqiaoxiachuang，zhunbeiquchufangyaowanshuihe。
wobashangdeneimezhong，zheihuiertamenyinggaizhengzaiyiyuanpeiwobaniba？
jieguowomeixiangdao，menliangangliaokaiyitiaofeng，wojiukandaolerangzijitongkongzhousuodeyimu。
wodebaba，neigelaoshibajiaozhizhidaozhuanqianyangjiadebaba，cikechangchuandulanlewushengqiditangzaiketingdemubanshang，shenshangzhihuluangaileyikuaizangdekanbuchuyansedepobu。
erzaibabajiaobiandezhuozishang，zhengbaizheyizhizhengji，yidatiaoyu，haiyouyidapenhongshaorou，wodemamanainaijiujiuhedidi，zhengyirenyiwanbaimifan，weizhexiaozhuozichidemanzuiliuyou。
yaozhidao，womenjiakeshilianguoniandoubuhuiyouzheizhongguigede。
henmingxian，tamenzaiqingzhu！
庆祝什么？
庆祝我爸的死吗？
wodeyachiyaodegezhigezhizuoxiang！shuangshoujinwochengquan，shouxinlichongmanleshiredeniannigan。
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wozhengzhunbeichongchuquzhiwentamen，quedourantingdaolenainaideshengyin。
takanletangzhedebabayiyan，yanshenturanbiandeyouyuanleqilai。
「xiangdangniana，zheichenjunshengyeshigeyouchuxide，gaokaoqianchilesantianjialexieyaodejiaozidounengkaoshangdaxue，yexingkuinimawojijing，rangzhaodizaitashangdaxueqianzhuangfengmaisha，jiazhuangyaokansineigexiaotaozhaigui，chenjunshengtitaaileliangdaocuoguolebaomingshijian，cainengyibeiziliuzaizanmenzheishanwowo，jiwomenyijiadangniuzuoma，linsilehainengzaibangzanmenzhengyibihengcai。」
tingzhenainaidehua，wodetounaohongdeyishengjiuzhale。
sihucongwojishiqi，cunliderenjiuzongzaixiaohuawoba，xiaohuataweiledushuxinganqingyuanjiwomazuotongyangfudangshangmennvxu，jieguohaoburongyikaoshangledaxuequeyoumeiqushang，dianxingdexinbitiangaomingbizhibo，qiongzheteng。
ercunlidedarenyehuiyincichaoxiaowo，xiaohaihuiyinciqifuwo，wobuganchongmamanainairangrang，zhinengchongbabasaqi。
meidangneigeshihou，babazonghuijiangbaonudewoquanzaitashouxuedehuaibaoli，yibianyibianfumozhewodebeibangwoshunqi，gaosuwobushengqibuweiqu，shitameichuxituoleiwole。
beiqifudezuicandeyici，woyibazhengkaibabadehuaibao，henhenchuailetayijiaopaokai，zuilihaidahanzhe。
「doushiyinweinizheigewonangfeiwocaihuibeicunlirenkanbuqi，caihuibeigouerdantamenzhuizhedazhuizhemade！」
「nizheigefeiwu！nibushiwobaba！wohenni！」
neitian，wokuzhepaochulejiamen，duziyigerenzaiwaimianpaolehenyuanhenyuan。
zhidaotianheile，shumukaishibiandeyingyingchuochuo，fengyichuijiufachushashashashadeshengxiang，wocaihaipadidunzailubian，jingtidikanzhesizhou，shengpanalituranchongchuyizhiyeshouhuozheguaiwu，zhangkaixuependakoujiujiangwotunjinduzi。
yizhiyejiturancuanchu，fachuciertuwudeshengyin，wojinbengdeshenjingzhouranduanlie，jianjiaozhewangqiantaoming。
tiantaiheile，wokanbuqinglu，yixiazizaidaolecaocongli，tengmanchanzhulewodetui，yuezhengzhayuepabuqilai，woyiweishiyouyizhiguishouzaizhuaiwo，haipadefangshengdaku。
babajiushizheishihougandaode，xiangtianshenbanbawocongguishoulijiuchu，wenroudilanjinletadehuaili。
「fubaobupa，babalaile，babahuidangzhusuoyouyaomoguiguai，yongyuanbaohufubaode......」
banyejingxingdeshihou，wozhenggerendouhunhunchenchende，ganjuetoutongdelihai，yanjingyezhengbukai，yinyuetingdaonainaishuo，「nikanjiajiahuhude，sheijiajinvhaizhibingle？benlaijiushigetaozhaigui，silejiushitamingligaijue！」
zhihou，wojiuganjuezijideshentitengkongle，bababeizhewoqulecundongtoudelaoyishengnei，danlaoyishengxianbabameiqian，buyuanyibangwozhibing，babaguixiaqiutadoumeisongkou。
babameibanfa，yigerenbeizhewozouleyizhengye，tiankuailiangcaidaozhenyiyuandamenkou。
yikandaoyisheng，babaputongyishengjiuguixiale，yibianketouyibianku，qiutamenjiujiuwo，shuotazhiyouwole。
babadetoukepole，jiaoyemopole，zuihouyouyigelaoyishengkanbuxiaqu，jieqianjibabajiaolezhiliaofei，caijiuhuiwodexiaoming。
woxinglaizhihou，yishenggaosuwoshuo，xingkuiwoyougehaobaba，yaobushitasonglaidejishi，woneicihenkenenghuibeishaosi，jiusuanyunqihaoyehuibeishaosha。
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yinweibabajiulewoyiming，erwoshigezhientubaodexiaohai，suoyicongneizhihou，wojiuyuanliangletameiqushangdaxuedeshi。
danwocongmeixiangguo，babajingranshiyinweiwocaishangbuledaxuede！！！
ketingli，jiujiutaohaodijinainaijialeyizhijitui。
「yaobushuozanmalihaini？jiayouyilao，ruyouyibao，shuodejiushizanmazheiyangde。」
womayeyilianxingfudiwanzhulexiaojiujiudegebo。
「neigeaishiguizhongyusile，zheixiawomenzhongyukeyiguangmingzhengdazaiyiqile。」
「lai，guangzong，kuaijiaodie！」
wangguangzonghaobukangjudiguaiguaiqiaoqiaohanleyisheng「die」，mingxianzaojiuzhidaowangyaozucaishitaqindiedeshile。
wangyaozulouzhewoma，zaitalianshangbajiqinleyikou。
「woxianzaierziyoule，guoliangniannizaijiwotiangenver，renshengyingjia，buguoruci！」
yankanzhetamenyijiaxiaodehuazhiluanzhanyilianshenwang，wozhongyurenbuzhule，congfangjianlilaochuyibabingshangyoushuliudekanchaidao，qishixiongxiongdichonglechuqu。
「woqu**renshengyingjia！nixianzai，xianjiwosiquba！」
nainaipaianerqi，zhizhewangyaozumingling。
「fanlenilewanglaidi！nizheishichibangyingleyaofantiana？」
「batazhuazhubangle，mingtianjiujicundongkouquetuilaohansongqu，nahuishiwancailijiguangzonggaixinfang。」
wotingbuqingtamenshuoshenme，mannaozidoushibababeiyasuidejianbang，jibaodechangzi，huiwuzhekanchaidaokakaluansha。
shouqidaofei，laotaipodeerduobeixuediaoyizhi，wuzheshangkouzhiwaluanjiao！
「sharenle！sharenle！kuainongsita！」
jinguanwoyijinghennulile，danwodaodizhishigeshijisuidenvhaizi，suoyi，zaixuediaolaotaipoyizhierduo，wangyaozusangenbanjieshouzhizhihou，wodekanchaidaobeiduoleguoqu。
xiayimiao，wodeboziyiliang，yanzhengzhengkanzhezijideshentihugaohudidibengleliangxia，xianruheian。
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zaizhengyan，nainaizhengzhanzaiguoqiannazheyizhidatieshaojiaoban，mamazaizaojianshaohuo。
「ma，nishuowanyichenjunshengmingtianzhenkaoshangdaxuele，paoquwaidibuyaozanmenlezaban？」
nainaibatieshaowangguoliyizhi，congdoulimochuyigexiaozhibao，jianglimiandefenmojinshudoulouzailepangbiandewanli，lengxiaozheshuo。
「tagan！youwolaopozizai，sunhouerjiuyongyuanbiexiangfanchurulaifodeshouzhangxin！」
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wocuoedipailezijidelianyibazhang，zheicaifaxianzijideshoubiandexiaolexuduo，liandaizheliqiyexiaolehaoduo。
wokanzheyanqiandechangjing，lianxiangdaomamahenainaiganggangdehua。
wozheishizhongshengle？haizhongshengdaolewobagaokaoqianxi？
falengjian，nainaiyijingjiwanlishenglemanmanyidawanjiaozi，jiujiuganghaojinlaichufang，shenshoujiuxiangduanzou。
「ma，zheimemankendingshijiwochengdeba？woduanzoulea。」
nainaiyikuaiziqiaozaijiujiushoushang。
「jialeliaodeyexiangchi？zenmebuchansinini？」
jiujiujiejieguaixiao，nainaidengletayiyan，chaowozhaohu。
「shalengzheganshani？haibuganjinbajiaozijinibaduanguoqu？」
我瞬间两耳轰鸣。
wojidetashuoguo，qianshigaokaoqian，tajibabachilesantianjialexieyaodejiaozi。suoyineiwanjialeliaodejiaozi，jingranshiwoqinshouduanjibabadema？
woqianshijingranhaituoqibabachun，diyitianbuzhidaojiusuanle，diertiandisantianmingmingzhidaojialeliaohaichi，renjiabuhaitahaishei？
原来，竟然是我！
wodexinliyizhenkuse，yankuangrenbuzhushirunqilai。
yushi，zainainaidebazhangluoxiazhiqian，wocalecayanlei，guaiqiaodipengqilewan。
「nainai，wozheijiubajiaozijibabaduanguoqu，wohuigaosuta，zheishinainaiteyijitazhude，rangtakaoshangdaxuehaohaoxiaojingnainai。」
nainaipotianhuangdimolemowodenaodai，luchuyimoyiweibumingdexiaorong。
「laidizhenshigedongshidehaizi。」
danzhuantou，wojiupengzheneiwanjiaozizhanzhanweiweidichumen，quandaojinlelinjudahuanggoudewanli。
neitiaodahuanggou，shangxuedeshihoulaogentadezhurengouerdanyiqiyaowokutui，siwozuoye，doubushihaogou！
daowanjiaozi，woteyipengzhekongwanqulebabadeshufang。
shuoshishufang，qishibuguoshiniupengpangbianyongjigenmuzhuangyikuaipobuchengqilaideyigexiaogejian。
limianfangleyizhanglielehaojitiaofengdezhiyousantiaotuidexiaomuzhuo，zhuoshangdianzheyizhilazhu，nianqingbandebabazhengwozheyigenqianbi，maitouzaizhishangxiexiehuahua。
chajuedaoyourenlai，tabuyuedizhouqimeitou，kandaoshiwohouyouxunsuzhanfangchudadadexiaorong，tayibajiangwobaodaolexigaishang，kandaowohonghongdeyanjinghou，youganjinbawofanghuidishang，lazhewoshangxiazuoyouqianqianhouhouzhuanzhequandechakan，yuqiguanqieyoujiqie。
「zenmelefubao？nainaiyoudanile？danale？tengbuteng？」
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zicongwozhangdahou，yijinghenduonian，babameiyoukaowozheimejin，yongzheimeguanqiedeyuqigenwoshuoguohuale。
jiyizhong，tazongshiyuanyuandikanzhewo，beiwofaxianhoujiuhuihuangluandibiekaishixian，jishiwoouerquzhaotashuohua，tayezongshicuozheshuangshoubuganzhishiwo，zuilishuozhe，「fubaozhangdale，dongdebibabaduole，babahengaoxing，babaxianqumangle......」
yanleiduokuangerchu，wobahuangle，shoumangjiaoluandijiwocayanlei。
「fubaobiepa，dengbabakaoshangdaxue，jiunengzhenghenduohenduoqian，babahuidaiwodefubaoquguohaorizi......」
babashuozheihuadeshihou，yanjingliangjingjingde，daizheyizhongjihuyaoxingchengshizhidejiandingyuxiji，yujiyiliweisuoqienuodeyangzixingchengxianmingduibi。
wohenhendicaleyibayanlei，zhengkaibabadehuaibao，jiangneizhichengjiaozidekongwan「kuang」yishengfangdaobabadeshuzhuoshang。
「nainaishuonigaokaoxinkulejinizhulejiaozi，danwojuedejiaozineimehaodedongxinigenbenbupeichi，suoyiwodoutinichile！ruguonainaiwenqilai，nijideshuoquanshinichide！」
爸爸面露惊愕。
「yiwanjiaozi？nidouchile？」
woyoudianxinxu，suikouchedehuangwanglekaolvxianshiyinsu，danzheizhongshihou，dasiwodoubunengren。
我脖子一梗。
「shi。meichiwandewodouweigoule。」
shuowan，meikanbabadebiaoqing，woniutoujiuzou。
jiranqianshi，babanengxinganqingyuanchiwanwosongdejialeyaodejiaozi，haiweilewoshangleshoufangqiledudaxue，neishuoming，zhenzhengbanzhubabajiaobude，conglaibushimamahenainai，ershiwo。
wogaizuodediyijianshi，jiushiqinshouzhanduanzijizheigenjiasuo。
diertianbabagaokaodeshihou，mamahenainaipotianhuangdimeiyouxiadiganhuo，daizhewoyiqiqukaochangwaimiandengbaba。
qiyuefendetaiyanghendu，wobeishaidehanliujiabei，hunshenhuoshaoyiyangnanshou，danwobuganhanleibuganhanku，shuangyanjinzhangdidingzhekaochangdamen，shengpakandaozhongtuchulaidebaba。
zhidaokaoshilingxiang，babamanmianchunfengdicongkaochanglizouchulai，wocaisonglekouqi。
babashuo，diyichangkaoshihenshunli，timutajibendouhui，mamahenainaimianshanggonghe，danzhuanshenjiuchoulelian。
dangtianwanshang，wotingdaonainaihemamazaichufangyaoerduo。
「tajintianzenmeyidianshidoumeiyou？shibushizuotiandeyaoxiadetaiqingle？」
nainaiyilianfenhen，taochuliangbaoyaofangdaowanlishijingjiaoban。
「cuntoulaowangshuole，zheiliangbaoyaoxiaqu，bieshuoshirenle，jiusuanshitouniu，yebaoguantaladezhandouzhanbuqilai！wokantamingtianhaizenmedeyi！」
ng，meiguanxi！wohuigujizhongshi！
disantiandeshihou，wonainainiezheyaobaozuokanyoukan，zuowenyouwen，meitouningdegengemashengyiyang。
「wozuowanmingmingdoujiashuangfenliaole，tajintianzenmehaikaodeneimeshunli？buxing，jintianzheiwanjiaoziniqinzijitasong，wubikandaotachiwanzailikai。」
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这下完了！
jiaozidaolemamadeshoushang，wojiuzuobuleshoujiaole。
wojidewanrureguoshangdemayi！
turanjian，wolingjiyidong，huiwoshizhaolechuangbobeiziguozaishenshang，jiazhuangchangdaxi，huanghuangyouyoudichumen，ranhoudengdaomamabajiaozifangdaobabamianqian，qinqiedijibabadishangkuaizideshihou，woyigemengzichongshangqian，jiazhuangcaishangbeizijiaoxiabuwen，jingzhizhuangshanglebabadeshuzhuo。
santiaotuidezhuozibenjiubuwen，beiwozheiyizhuang，zhijiedaole，babadeshubensandaodishang，jiaoziwanyesuile，jiaozidiaoleyidi。
mamaxintengdizhouma，jiuzhewodeerduolunqipushandadebazhangjiuxiangdawo，wofangshengjianjiaokuhan。
babaxintengdijiangwohujinhuaili。
「haiziyeshibuxiaoxinde，nibiedata，jiaozidiaodishangmeishi，wojianqilaichuichuihainengchi。」
wenyan，mamadawodedongzuotingzhile，wodejianjiaoshengyetingzhile。
xiayimiao，chenzhemamabuzhuyi，woshunshiwangdishangyitang，yibiandagunyibianjianjiao。
「sharenle！sharenle！womayaodasiwole......」
womaqideganteng，zhuaqipangbiandechutoujiuwangwoshenshanglun。
wobayibajiuzhulechutoubing，henhenyizhuairengzailedishang，lianshangshiwocongmeijianguodelengli。
「tacaisisui！nizheiyichutouxiaqushixiangyaotademingma？」
womayeheleyitiao，diezaidishangliankuhandouwangle。
erwo，jinjinbaozhewobadedatui，bitiyanleishijingwangtashenshangceng。
「baba，wohaohaipa，nidaiwozouba，wobuxiangzaizaizheigejiadaile......」
wobabaoqiwo，shenshenkanlewomayiyan，databuchuleyuanmen。
ruguowomeicaicuo，jintianzheimeyinao，womahewonainaihenkuaijiunengcaichulai，qianliangtiandejiaozidoushiwodongdeshoujiao，dengtamenfanyingguolai，bieshuowobale，woyebiexiangyouhaoriziguo。
babadaiwoqulexuexiao，chenzhemenweibuzhuyi，womenqiaoqiaoshanshenjinleyijiankongjiaoshi，quansuozaijizhangzhuozipinchengdejianyichuangshangcouheleyizhengye。
tianlianghou，bababufangxinwoyigerendaizaiwaimian，youfanqiangchuqubangwomailelianggebaozi，yibeidoujiang，jiangwozangzailecaochangjiaoluo。
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huoxushizhidaoyijingmeiyoupohuaijihuile，zheicimamahenainaidoumeiyoulaikaochangkanbabakaoshi。
wodexinlijinzhangyouxingfen。
yizhidaobabakaowan，manmianchunfengdicongkaochangzouchu，wocaixiangyizhijiyuguichaodexiaotu，jianyiyangchongxiangbabadehuaibao。
erbabayehahadaxiao，zhuazhewodeyewojiangwogaojuguotouding，rangwoqizaitadebozishang。
babatuozhewokaixindizhuanquan，shengyinxinxidaozhandou。
「fubao，nizhidaoma？babaganjuetebiehao，biyiwangdemeiyicidouyaohao！babayidingnengkaoshanghaodaxue，daiwodefubaoquguohaorizi！」
woyekaixindibaozhebabadenaodai，zaitadeetoushangqingqingqinleyixia。
baba，zheiyici，woyidingyaorangniruyuanqushangdaxue！
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