《每天看黄历,我就无敌》 小说介绍
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《每天看黄历,我就无敌》 第五章 第一本黄历 免费试读
“以后?”
moxiangnanmeitouyitiao,yansudishuodao:“zheikebuxingyihou,shenmeshihoudoubuxing。”
yitingjiushibuzhengjingdeshi,zankeshizhengjingren。
“ha,huishimieji,qinglianfaxianchangkebuyidingshiyonglaiganhuaishide。”doudouxiaoxixidishuodao。
“neishiyonglaizuoshenmede?”
moxiangnanzongjuedezheigekenwangwangsuibingbingdexiaonanhaishuohuaxiliguguaide。
“xiacijiuzhidaole,xianbuguanneige,nikeyixianshishiqingliqiangshangdexiaoguanggao。zheigexingbaodexiaojiedaochudaguanggaoliudianhua,bawodeqiangnongdeluanqibazao,wokantabushuanghenjiula!shangciwohaianzhedianhuadaguoqutongmaletayidunlie!”
doudouzhizheduimianqiangshangneigezhandehenlaodexiaoguanggao,yuqihenshibuman。
xiaoguanggaoshangmianshiyigeqingchunkeaidenvhai,xiezhebaoxiaojiesangezi,waijiayichuanhaoma。
姓包的小姐打广告?
莫向南哑然失笑。
zheixiaojiahuojuranhaidadianhuaqumaren,zhenshichushengniudubupahu。
qiangshangdexiaoguanggaojiuxiangshigoupigaoyaoyiyang,sidousibudiao,henshijianren。
moxiangnanshenchushou,qiaoleqiaoneizhangguanggao,benlaihaixiangzheyaozenmesidiao,danbuzhiweihe,tazhishinaohailigangmaochuqinglideniantou,zhijianjiuyongdongchuyiguqiguaidenuanliu。
suijihualayisheng,yuanxianzhandejiweilaogudexiaoguanggaojiucongqiangshangboluole,ranhouzidongpiaoxiangleyuanchudelajitong。
“厉害!”
moxiangnanjingyidikanzheneizhangxiaoguanggao。
quanzidongqingjienengli,huanbaowuwuran,yizhizoutianxia,sheiyongsheizhidao!
“taibangle,zouzouzou!ganjinbangwobafangjiandasaoyixia。”
doudouxingfendilazhemoxiangnanjiuwangshudianlichong。
shenqidelaodonglibuyongbaibuyong。
“dengxia,woyongyoupowuhuaiyuandenengli,dengxiafangjianmeidasaoganjing,nijiafangzibeiwochaile。”moxiangnanhuizhezijideshou。
“xinshoumeizhangkonghaoneigulilianghenzhengchang,nizhiyaoyouyishidiquzhangkonggegenengli,jiubuhuibafangzichaile。kuaikuai,womenyaozhuajinshijian,chennijintianyouzheigenengli。”doudoushuodao。
“neimingtianwodenenglishishenme?”moxiangnanwendao。
“buzhidao,mingtiandeshiqingmingtianzaishuo,womenxianhaohaodiliyongnidenengli,bamatongshuaganjing,wolianggeyuemeishuamatongle。”
莫向南:“……”
——
doudoushigerenxiaoguidadejiahuo,bamoxiangnande【dasaonengli】fahuidelinlijinzhi,keweishirenjinqiyong。
moxiangnanbenlaishibuqingyuande,dankaolvdaogangcaizijibarenjiadefangzijicaitale,haijiangweiqiangjihongdaole,zheiyaoshipeichangdehua,tayigehaizaishangxuedexueshengyepeibuqi。
fanzhengyeshidiyicijiechuzheimeqiguaidedongxi,jiudangzuoduanliannenglile。
“duile,doudou,nijiarenni?jiuniyigerenkanjiama?”
moxiangnankanzheshanshanfaguangdezaotai,gangcaizheilikedouzhangmanleheisebumingwuzhi,haiyouyituantuandemeijun,chufangzongganjueyoujishinianmeiqingliguodeyangzi。
tazhishihuilehuishou,zhijiandenuanliujiuzidongpiaochu,jiangzheixiezawujiqingliganjing,neixielajizijiwangwaimiandelajitongpaoqu,guaiqiaodehen。
qingjiedeguochenggenbenmeifeili,dantadui【dasao】zheigenengliyoulehenshenkedetihui。
“woheyeyeyiqizhu,tabuzaijia。”doudoushuodao。
“neiniyeyeshenmeshihouhuihuilai?”
moxiangnanzhuomozhezijidexianglaorenjiadaogeqian,shangliangxiapeichangdeshiqing。
“wobuzhidao,tayijinglikailianggeyuele。”
doudoumanbuzaihudikenzhesuibingbing。
“likailianggeyue?niyeyejiuzheimefangxinniyigerenzhu?nibamani?”moxiangnanyouxiechayi。
“womeiyoubama,yeyefuyangwo,tarangwozaizheilikanjia,shuoshidengyouyuanrenlainashu,ranhourangtazhaoguwo。”doudoushuodao。
“咦?”
莫向南愣了一下。
“niyigerenduzishenghuolelianggeyue?pingchangchishenme?”moxiangnanyouwen。
“旺旺碎冰冰。”
doudouhuangzheshoulidesuibingbing,xiaoxixidishuodao。
“这个能当饭吃?”
“我喜欢吃冰的。”
doudouyoucongzijidexiaokuabaolinachuyigen,dijimoxiangnan:“yaochima?ningmengweide。”
moxiangnanyaoleyaotou,biaoshizijibuchizheige。
doudouzheigexiaojiahuohaizhenshiguguai,jurankaosuibingbingweishi,yebuzhidaoshishenmecunzai。
“dibanwojinijiandanbuhaole,danzheiduqiangzenmeban?yaobuwoxianzaiqujinilianxigegongren?”
moxiangnanbashujiadeshudouzhengliguole,dibanyejisaikuaimubanchuiziqiaojigedingzi,danmenkouneiduqiangjiumeibanfale,tadasuanqucoudianqianjirenjiabaqiangxianxiuhao,buranyigexiaohaizidanduzhuzaizheilizhongjiubuanquan。
“buyongquguanzheiduqiang,dengniyouxiubunenglideshihou,zaijiejuezheiduqiang。”
“wonayitianyouxiubunengli?”
“不知道。”
“neiwoshangwangchayixia。”
xianzaihuangliduodeshi,moxiangnanzhunbeiquchayixiajiexialaidehuangliyunshi,tiqianquedingzijidenengli。
“meiyongde,wangshangmeiyijiahuanglizhizaoshangdoushibutongde,butongshangjiatuichudehuanglishenzhihaihuichongtu,zheijiahuanglijinriyianzang,neijiahuanglijinrijianzang,doushihushuobadao。yeyeshuo,zheishishijieshangdiyibenhuangli,yitaweizhun。”doudoushuodao。。
moxiangnanjingyadikanzheshoulidegushu。
“zhenzhengdehuangliyiji,chuleyaokanrizi,haiyaoyinidemingshushengchenweizhun。jiehexingsushensha,jianchushiershen,zheibenshuyiniweizhun,zhuanmenweinidazao,hexunchangdehuanglibuyidingxiangtong。”doudoudao。
youlezheizhongqiguaidenengli,moxiangnanbudeburenzhenzhengshiqizheibenshulai。
tayoufanyuelezheibenshu,danchulejinridezheiyiyeyouziwai,qitadoushikongbai。buguo【zhushibuyi】denenglimeiyouzaitishi,rucishuolaitadaizaizheilishimeiyoushenmeweixian。
zhongwudefanhaimeichi,moxiangnanjiaoleliangfenchaofan,dianjiasongleliangpingjuhuachayinliao,doudoubuchichaofan,daoshiheqilebingzhendeyinliao。
“xiaohaizibunenglaoshiyinliaosuibingbing,duochidianfan,nengzhangge。”moxiangnandao。
“wobuaichirecai,meiweidao。”doudouyaozhexiguanshuodao。
“rehuerdehaimeiweidaoma?”
“woxihuanliangcai,chiliangcaikeyirangxinbaliangerbaliangerde。”
哈?
moxiangnanyishijianbuzhidaogaizenmeshuo。
buguozheiyezhengchangle,renjiaduzishenghuolelianggeyuehaihaohaode,gengshizhidaozheibenguguaideshu,ziranbushixunchangren。
xiawubangzhudoudoudasaoyebusuanbaimanghuo,zhishaomeiyoubafangzichaile,yijingshihendadejinbu。
duiyuzijidenengli,tahaishihenmanyide,dengxiachiwanfandoubuyongshoushi,shouzhiyidianjiukeyi。
zhijianbuyouzizhudiyongqiyigunuanliu,taturanjianjiumingbaidoudouweishenmeshuodasaonenglikeyiyonglaihuishimieji,qinglixianchang。
这玩意确实很实用。
tanaqikuaizi,balianggenkuaizizaifanlichuolexia,rangtaduiqi,danjiuzaizheishi——
咻!咻!咻!
kuaicanhelidechaofanhuranyiliyilidoupiaodongqilai,ranhouzaikongzhonghuankuaidibengzhe,huazuoyitiaohuxian,wanglajitongbengqu。
“次奥!”
moxiangnanxiangyaoquzhuazhuzijidewancan,danshimeiyouchenggong,yiwanchaofanyukuaiditangzailajitongli。
kanzhezijiwozhukuaizideshou,weiweitanxi。
那是打扫的能力。
还是不够熟练!
moxiangnanfenfendijiangdoudouneifenchaofanjichile。
doudouzhengzuozaineiliwanzhediannao,piankehoutaiqitouwendao:“wanshangyaobuyaohewoyiqiqushoushimouzhishanhaiyishou?nidenengliyinggainengpaishangyongchang。”
“shanhaishenme?”moxiangnantaiqitou。
“zheishiyigeshanhaifusudeshidai,nibuzhidaoma?”
“nikanwoxiangshizhidaodeyangzima?”
moxiangnanzhizheetoudeyuqing。
每天看黄历,我就无敌