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gezhemoshabolimen，nengkandaotamohude、weiweigoulouzhecaxidebeiying。zheigebeiyingwokanleshinian，
shuxidexianghuxi。tashi，kekao，xiangyikegenxishenzhadelaoshu，fenglailedangfeng，yulailezheyu。
dangchuxiangqinshijieshaorenjiuzheimeshuo：“zhaomingzheihaizi，meibiede，jiulianggezi——laoshi！guorizima，
tudebujiushigeanwen？”bishitazuozaiwoduimian，chuanzhexidefabaidegezichenshan，
shouzhijinzhangdijiaozaiyiqi，huidawodewentishihuibuzijuedichuixiayanjian，ergenfanhong。neiyike，
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shiyizhongjinhubeizhuangdeqingxing：hunyinjiushidahuoguorizi，zhaogelaoshiren，tugeanwen，
zonghaoguozhaogehualihushaode，tiantiantixindiaodan。rujinshinianguoqu，rizixiangwentundebaikaishui，
meiyoubolanzhuangkuode**，queyeyuntieshushi。woyiweizijixuanduile，
xuanleyitiaozuiwentuo、zuimeiyoufengxiandelu。zhouwubangwan，zhaoliquchaoshidacaigou。
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“zheigepaizidesuannaiduoduoxihuan，naliangpaiba。”wodianjiaoqugoulengzangjulicengdeneipaidazhesuannai。“ng。
”tayingleyisheng，shengyinyoudianmen，bingmeiyouxiangwangchangneiyangzhudongshenshoubangwo。jiewanzhangchulai，
dongxisaimanlehoubeixiang。wozuojinfujia，xiguanxingdinaqitafangzaizhongkongtaichongdiandeshoujixiangkankanshijian。
pingmuliangqideshunjian，yitiaoweixinyulanxinxihaowufangbeidizhuangruyanlian：“qinaide，mingtianlaodifang？xiangnile。
[qinwen]”fasongzhedebeizhushiyigejiandande“wen”。shijianfangfobeianxialezantingjian。
chaoshimenkoucaozaderensheng、qichelabashengshunjianbeilayuan、mohu，
zhishengxiaxinzangzaixiongqianglileigubanfengkuangzhuangjidejuxiang，zhendeermowengwengzuoxiang。xueyesihushunjianchongshangtouding，
youzaixiayimiaodongjianglesizhibaihai。neixingzixiangcuilejududezhen，henhenzhajintongkongshenchu，
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jihuyaocongsangziyanlibengchulai。woqiangpozijishenshenxileyikouqi，zaihuanhuantuchu，
shituyaxianeigumiedingdexuanyunheexingan。bunenghuang，bunengdacaojingshe。yexu……yexushiwuhui？
neige“wen”shishei？tongshi？pengyou？yigeeyidewanxiao？“meishenme，”wodeshengyinchuhuyiliaodipingwen，
zhishiyoudianpiao，“youdianlei。kaikuaidianba，duoduogaidengjile。”woniuguotoukanxiangchuangwai，
nihongdengdeguangguailulizaifeisuhoutuidechechuangshanglachuzhangzhangde、niuqudeguangdai，yingzhewotongyangniuqucangbaidelian。
huidaojia，hongshuilexingfenqidaimingtianshengripaiduideduoduo，woxianggeyouhunyiyangzaijijingdewuzilipiaodang。
zhaomingyijingxishuwantangxiale，beiduizhewo，fachujunyundehuxisheng，sihushuidehenchen。wozuozaishuzhuangtaiqian，
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kecike，zheizuobaoleizhengzaiwojiaoxiawushengdibengta、suilie。wozhandouzheshenchushouzhi，
qingqingpenglepengtadezhijian——jiesuochenggong。binglengdepingmuguangcidewoyanjingshengteng。
shouzhibushoukongzhididiankaileweixin。neigeciyande“wen”jiuzaizuijinliaotianliebiaodezuidingduan。diankai。
meiyoushezhixiaoximiandarao，zuixindejiushineitiao“qinaide，mingtianlaodifang？xiangnile。[qinwen]”。
wangshangfan，jilubeiqingliguo，dancanliudesuipianxiangfenglidebolizha，zuyigederenxueroumohu。
“shangcineitiaoqunzinichuanzhenhaokan，xiangxiannv。”“jiudiandeqianwozhuannile，biezongrangnipofei。
”“nilaopobuhuifaxianba？haopa…”“fangxin，tahenbende，congbuduoxiang。
”“zhenxiangyizhibaozheni…”“mingtianxiawusandian，weinasijiudian，1608，fangkawofanglaodifang。
”……weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai，wosisiwuzhuzui，caimeirangzijidangchangtuchulai。zhijianbingleng，
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neigezaichaoshibangwotizhongwu、jinvernaixinpinlegao、shenyejiwogaibeizide“laoshiren”zhangfu，
pixiajingzangzherucibukandezuilian！neiju“tahenbende，congbuduoxiang”，xiangyibashaohongdeluotie，
henhentangzaiwodezunyanshang，fachuchichidejiaohusheng。womengdiguandiaoshouji，xiangrengdiaoyikuaishaohongdeluotie。
heianzhong，wodakoudakoudichuanzheqi，xiongkoujulieqifu，yanleizhongyubushoukongzhidixiongyongerchu，
guntangdizazaishoubeishang。judadequruganhebeiyunongdefennuxianghaixiaobanxijuanerlai，shunjianjiangwoyanmei。
yuanlaineixiedouyinli、xiaohongshushangbeiwushurendangchengxiaoliaotanlunde“zhuamaqingjie”，
neixiewocengjugaolinxialianminhuochixiaode“chunnvren”，cikejingshiwoziji！wojiushineigetiandadexiaohua！
ziyiweixuanlezuiwentuodelu，zhaolegezuianquandebifenggang，jieguozheigangwandixiazaoyianliuxiongyong，
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mangleyishangwu。”tadeyanshenwenhe，shenzhidaizheyisibuyichajuedetaohao，
fangfozuoyeneixiewochuodewenziyutahaowuguanxi。wokanzhetaneizhangshuxiyoumoshengdelian，
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dourangwoxiangqineishuangshoushiruhezaineige“wen”deshentishangyouzoude。judadegelieganrangwojiyuzuoou，
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xiangcuidudegouzi，laolaogouzaiwodeshenjingshang。weinasijiudian，1608。xiawusandian。
yigujinhuzihuidechongdongzaixueyelibenyong，shaozhuozhewodelizhi。woyaoqinyankankan！
kankanzheigepizhelaoshirenpideemo，shiruhesixiaweizhuangde！“wo…wochuquyitang，maidiandongxi。
”wodeshengyinganseshaya，daizhezijidoumoshengdezhandou。zhaomingtaiqitou，shoushanghainazhesaozhou，
yanshenlifeikuaidilveguoyisiyihuo，suijibeiguanchangdewenshunyangai：“e，hao。kaichexiaoxindian。
”tashenzhimeiyouduowenyijumaishenme。kaizhechehuiruwuhoudecheliu，yangguangminghuanghuangdiciyan。
woxianggebeishedinghaochengxudejiqiren，jiangyingdiwozhefangxiangpan，chaozheneigediyubandedizhishiqu。
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chuqiudefengdaizheliangyiguanjinlai，quechuibusanwohunshenguntangdexueyehebinglengdejuewang。
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zuihouyisiweiruode、buqieshijidehuanxiangchedipomie。sandianshifen。jiudianxuanzhuanmenzhuandong，
yigeshuxideshenyingzoulechulai。zhaoming！tahuandiaolezaoshangneijianjujiadejiutxu，
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shenzhichuizhebuchengdiaodekoushao。tazoudaojiudianpangyijiajingzhidekafeidianwai，zhanzaiyipenjudadelvzhipang，
ditoukanzheshouji，xiangshizaidengren。yangguangluozaitashenshang，goulechutatingbadelunkuo，
cikezaiwoyanzhongquerutongdiyupachulaideegui。jifenzhonghou，yigenianqingdenvrenkuaibuzouxiangta。
tachuanzhemibaisedexiushenlianyiqun，qunbaisuizhebufayaoye，goulechuyaotiaodeshenzi。zhangfaweijuan，zhuangrongjingzhi，
lianshangyangyizhemingmeidongrendexiaorong。tazirandiwanzhulezhaomingdegebo，yangqitouduitashuolejushenme，
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taxiangkanyigesuomingdeliguiyiyangkanzhewo，shentidoudebuchengyangzi。wotaishou，
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ejiaodeshangkoubeiqianche，dailaiyizhenjianruidetengtong，
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jugaolinxiadikanzheta。yefengchuiluanlewoeqianzhanxuedesuifa。tashenshangdeniaosaoweipumianerlai，
hunhezhetayinkongjuerfenmidelenghanwei，
xingchengyizhonglingrenzuooude、xiangzhengzhetacheditantadenuoruoyubukandeqixi。tashituxianghounuodong，
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”wodemuguangxiangbinglengdetanzhen，zhizhicirutayinkongjuershousuodetongkongshenchu，“bizheishinian，
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tahoulonglifachuyishengjuewangdewuyan，mengdidixiatou，shuangshousisibaozhunaodai，shentiquansuochengyituan，
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meiyoulei，zhiyouyipianranshaodaijinhoude、shenbujiandidehuangwuhesiji。caganshenti，huanshangganjingdeshuiyi。
ejiaodeshangkoujiandantielezhangchuangketie。tuikaiwoshidemen，zhaomingyijinghuilaile。tahuanleganjingdeyiku，
danlianseyijiucanbairuzhi，yanwoshenxian，yanshenduoshanpiaohu，xiangjinggongzhiniao。taquansuozaichuangyan，
liwopingshishuideweizhiyuanyuande，shentihaizaiweiweifadou。
kongqilimimanzheyizhonglingrenzhixidechenmohecanyudekongjuqixi。tashitukaikou，zuichunduosuolejixia，
quezhifachujigeposuideyinjie。“shuiba。”wodaduanta，shengyinpingjingdemeiyouyisibolan，
xiangzaichenshuyigeyujiwuguandeshishi。woxiankaibeizi，tangzaileshuyuwodeneiyice，beiduizheta，
guandiaolechuangtoudeng。heianshunjiantunshileyiqie。heianzhong，ganguanbiandeyichangminrui。
wonengqingxiditingdaotayayide、jicudehuxisheng，nengganshoudaotashentiyinweikongjuerwufayizhidexiweizhandou。
tashenshangneigumuyuludexiangwei，cikewenqilaiyedaizheyiguxuweide、lingrenzuooudeqixi。
neixieliaotianjilulibukandeziyan，jiudianmenkoutaniezheneigenvrenlianjiashichongnidexiaorong，
tatanzaidishangshijindelangbei……wushuhuamianzaiheianzhongfengkuangshanhui、jiaozhi、qiegezhewodeshenjing。
weiliyizhenzhenfanjiao，ejiaodeshangkoututuditiaozhetong。“laopo……”heianzhong，tazhongyuguqiyongqi，