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zhijianwuyishidihuadongzhe，douyinduanshipinyigejieyigeditiaochulai，beijingyinlexuanxiaoyouduancu。
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dangchuxiangqinshijieshaorenjiuzheimeshuo：“zhaomingzheihaizi，meibiede，jiulianggezi——laoshi！guorizima，
tudebujiushigeanwen？”bishitazuozaiwoduimian，chuanzhexidefabaidegezichenshan，
shouzhijinzhangdijiaozaiyiqi，huidawodewentishihuibuzijuedichuixiayanjian，ergenfanhong。neiyike，
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shiyizhongjinhubeizhuangdeqingxing：hunyinjiushidahuoguorizi，zhaogelaoshiren，tugeanwen，
zonghaoguozhaogehualihushaode，tiantiantixindiaodan。rujinshinianguoqu，rizixiangwentundebaikaishui，
meiyoubolanzhuangkuode**，queyeyuntieshushi。woyiweizijixuanduile，
xuanleyitiaozuiwentuo、zuimeiyoufengxiandelu。zhouwubangwan，zhaoliquchaoshidacaigou。
zhoumoshinverduoduodeqisuishengri，xiaogongzhuzaozaojiuliehaoleyuanwangqingdan，congbabimenghuanwudaoxinchudegongzhuqun。
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”tayingleyisheng，shengyinyoudianmen，bingmeiyouxiangwangchangneiyangzhudongshenshoubangwo。jiewanzhangchulai，
dongxisaimanlehoubeixiang。wozuojinfujia，xiguanxingdinaqitafangzaizhongkongtaichongdiandeshoujixiangkankanshijian。
pingmuliangqideshunjian，yitiaoweixinyulanxinxihaowufangbeidizhuangruyanlian：“qinaide，mingtianlaodifang？xiangnile。
[qinwen]”fasongzhedebeizhushiyigejiandande“wen”。shijianfangfobeianxialezantingjian。
chaoshimenkoucaozaderensheng、qichelabashengshunjianbeilayuan、mohu，
zhishengxiaxinzangzaixiongqianglileigubanfengkuangzhuangjidejuxiang，zhendeermowengwengzuoxiang。xueyesihushunjianchongshangtouding，
youzaixiayimiaodongjianglesizhibaihai。neixingzixiangcuilejududezhen，henhenzhajintongkongshenchu，
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neige“wen”shishei？tongshi？pengyou？yigeeyidewanxiao？“meishenme，”wodeshengyinchuhuyiliaodipingwen，
zhishiyoudianpiao，“youdianlei。kaikuaidianba，duoduogaidengjile。”woniuguotoukanxiangchuangwai，
nihongdengdeguangguailulizaifeisuhoutuidechechuangshanglachuzhangzhangde、niuqudeguangdai，yingzhewotongyangniuqucangbaidelian。
huidaojia，hongshuilexingfenqidaimingtianshengripaiduideduoduo，woxianggeyouhunyiyangzaijijingdewuzilipiaodang。
zhaomingyijingxishuwantangxiale，beiduizhewo，fachujunyundehuxisheng，sihushuidehenchen。wozuozaishuzhuangtaiqian，
binglengdejingmianyingchuyizhangshihunluopodelian。neigejiao“wen”denvrenshishei？
neisheng“qinaide”xiangmozhouyiyangzainaohailipanxuan。laodifang？shenmelaodifang？guishishenchadi，
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kecike，zheizuobaoleizhengzaiwojiaoxiawushengdibengta、suilie。wozhandouzheshenchushouzhi，
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shouzhibushoukongzhididiankaileweixin。neigeciyande“wen”jiuzaizuijinliaotianliebiaodezuidingduan。diankai。
meiyoushezhixiaoximiandarao，zuixindejiushineitiao“qinaide，mingtianlaodifang？xiangnile。[qinwen]”。
wangshangfan，jilubeiqingliguo，dancanliudesuipianxiangfenglidebolizha，zuyigederenxueroumohu。
“shangcineitiaoqunzinichuanzhenhaokan，xiangxiannv。”“jiudiandeqianwozhuannile，biezongrangnipofei。
”“nilaopobuhuifaxianba？haopa…”“fangxin，tahenbende，congbuduoxiang。
”“zhenxiangyizhibaozheni…”“mingtianxiawusandian，weinasijiudian，1608，fangkawofanglaodifang。
”……weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai，wosisiwuzhuzui，caimeirangzijidangchangtuchulai。zhijianbingleng，
doudejihuwobuzhushouji。neixielugude、chongmanqingyudeziyan，neixiejingxinanpaideyouhuixijie，
xiangwushuzhichouloudechongzi，mimimamadipamanlepingmu，yepamanlewodexinzang，fengkuangkenshizhe。
neigezaichaoshibangwotizhongwu、jinvernaixinpinlegao、shenyejiwogaibeizide“laoshiren”zhangfu，
pixiajingzangzherucibukandezuilian！neiju“tahenbende，congbuduoxiang”，xiangyibashaohongdeluotie，
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heianzhong，wodakoudakoudichuanzheqi，xiongkoujulieqifu，yanleizhongyubushoukongzhidixiongyongerchu，
guntangdizazaishoubeishang。judadequruganhebeiyunongdefennuxianghaixiaobanxijuanerlai，shunjianjiangwoyanmei。
yuanlaineixiedouyinli、xiaohongshushangbeiwushurendangchengxiaoliaotanlunde“zhuamaqingjie”，
neixiewocengjugaolinxialianminhuochixiaode“chunnvren”，cikejingshiwoziji！wojiushineigetiandadexiaohua！
ziyiweixuanlezuiwentuodelu，zhaolegezuianquandebifenggang，jieguozheigangwandixiazaoyianliuxiongyong，
bumanbeipandejiaoshi！wosisiyaozhuxiachun，changdaolenongzhongdexuexingwei，xiansedetiexiuweihunzheleishuidexian，
zaikouqianglimimankai，rutongcikerenshengdeziwei。diertian，
duoduodeshengripaiduizaijingxinbuzhidejialirenaokaichang。caidaiqiqiu，dangaolazhu，
haizimenchunzhendehuanxiaojihuxianfanwuding。zhaomingbanyanzhewanmeidefuqinjiaose，naixindipeihaizimenzuoyouxi，
jiduoduodaishangshengrimao，xiaorongmanmiandipaizhao。tashenzhihaijiwodilebeiguozhi，wenshengshuo：“xinkunile，
mangleyishangwu。”tadeyanshenwenhe，shenzhidaizheyisibuyichajuedetaohao，
fangfozuoyeneixiewochuodewenziyutahaowuguanxi。wokanzhetaneizhangshuxiyoumoshengdelian，
weilixiangsaimanlebinglengdeshitou。tazenmenengruciruowuqishi？zenmenengyibianbanyanzhehaozhangfuhaofuqin，
yibianhelingyigenvrenzaijiudianfanyunfuyu？tameiyicichupengduoduotoufadeshou，
dourangwoxiangqineishuangshoushiruhezaineige“wen”deshentishangyouzoude。judadegelieganrangwojiyuzuoou，
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zhaomingwanqixiuzi，kaishishoushimandidecaidaihedangaoxie。wozhanzaiyipianlangjiedeketingzhongyang，
shoulijinjinzuanzheshouji，binglengdejinshuwaiqiaoluozhezhangxin。neige“laodifang”dedizhiheshijian，
xiangcuidudegouzi，laolaogouzaiwodeshenjingshang。weinasijiudian，1608。xiawusandian。
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kankanzheigepizhelaoshirenpideemo，shiruhesixiaweizhuangde！“wo…wochuquyitang，maidiandongxi。
”wodeshengyinganseshaya，daizhezijidoumoshengdezhandou。zhaomingtaiqitou，shoushanghainazhesaozhou，
yanshenlifeikuaidilveguoyisiyihuo，suijibeiguanchangdewenshunyangai：“e，hao。kaichexiaoxindian。
”tashenzhimeiyouduowenyijumaishenme。kaizhechehuiruwuhoudecheliu，yangguangminghuanghuangdiciyan。
woxianggebeishedinghaochengxudejiqiren，jiangyingdiwozhefangxiangpan，chaozheneigediyubandedizhishiqu。
weinasijiudian，zuoluozaichengxixinkaifadeshangwuqu，zhuangxiuhaohua，jinbihuihuang。
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liangdianwushifen。neiliangshuxideheisepasate，wohetagongtongtiaoxuan、daikuanmaixiade“jiatingyongche”，
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zuihouyisiweiruode、buqieshijidehuanxiangchedipomie。sandianshifen。jiudianxuanzhuanmenzhuandong，
yigeshuxideshenyingzoulechulai。zhaoming！tahuandiaolezaoshangneijianjujiadejiutxu，
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xiandegewaijingshen。talianshangdaizheyizhongwocongweijianguode、songchieryuyuedeshenqing，bufaqingkuai，
shenzhichuizhebuchengdiaodekoushao。tazoudaojiudianpangyijiajingzhidekafeidianwai，zhanzaiyipenjudadelvzhipang，
ditoukanzheshouji，xiangshizaidengren。yangguangluozaitashenshang，goulechutatingbadelunkuo，
cikezaiwoyanzhongquerutongdiyupachulaideegui。jifenzhonghou，yigenianqingdenvrenkuaibuzouxiangta。
tachuanzhemibaisedexiushenlianyiqun，qunbaisuizhebufayaoye，goulechuyaotiaodeshenzi。zhangfaweijuan，zhuangrongjingzhi，
lianshangyangyizhemingmeidongrendexiaorong。tazirandiwanzhulezhaomingdegebo，yangqitouduitashuolejushenme，
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shijiefangfojingzhile。zhishengxiayinqingxihuohouguiyidesiji，hewozijicuzhongdexiangpofengxiangbandechuanxisheng。
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talianshangdexuesetundeyiganerjing，zuichunduosuozhe，xiangyitiaolishuideyu，
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“putong”yishengtanzuozaibinglengangzangdedimianshang，kuzideshihenzaiqiansedizhuanshangxunsukuoda。
taxiangkanyigesuomingdeliguiyiyangkanzhewo，shentidoudebuchengyangzi。wotaishou，
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ejiaodeshangkoubeiqianche，dailaiyizhenjianruidetengtong，
danzheitongganqueqiyidirangwohunluandaojizhidenaoziyouleyisiduanzandeqingming。wotuikaichemen，
jiaobuyouxiexufudizouxiache。gaogenxiecaizaijianyingdedimianshang，fachukongdongde“da、da”sheng，
zaisijideyeligewaiqingxi，rutongqiaozaizhaomingbinlinbengkuideshenjingshang。wozoudaotanruanrunidezhaomingmianqian，
jugaolinxiadikanzheta。yefengchuiluanlewoeqianzhanxuedesuifa。tashenshangdeniaosaoweipumianerlai，
hunhezhetayinkongjuerfenmidelenghanwei，
xingchengyizhonglingrenzuooude、xiangzhengzhetacheditantadenuoruoyubukandeqixi。tashituxianghounuodong，
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lianshangcanliudexuejizaihunandeguangxianxiaxiandezhengningkebu。wohuanhuandi、yiziyijudikaikou，
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”wodemuguangxiangbinglengdetanzhen，zhizhicirutayinkongjuershousuodetongkongshenchu，“bizheishinian，
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jiangneigetanzainiaozili、douchengyituandeshenyingheneidongjinbihuihuangdezuiejiudian，
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ejiaodeshangkoujiandantielezhangchuangketie。tuikaiwoshidemen，zhaomingyijinghuilaile。tahuanleganjingdeyiku，
danlianseyijiucanbairuzhi，yanwoshenxian，yanshenduoshanpiaohu，xiangjinggongzhiniao。taquansuozaichuangyan，
liwopingshishuideweizhiyuanyuande，shentihaizaiweiweifadou。
kongqilimimanzheyizhonglingrenzhixidechenmohecanyudekongjuqixi。tashitukaikou，zuichunduosuolejixia，
quezhifachujigeposuideyinjie。“shuiba。”wodaduanta，shengyinpingjingdemeiyouyisibolan，
xiangzaichenshuyigeyujiwuguandeshishi。woxiankaibeizi，tangzaileshuyuwodeneiyice，beiduizheta，
guandiaolechuangtoudeng。heianshunjiantunshileyiqie。heianzhong，ganguanbiandeyichangminrui。
wonengqingxiditingdaotayayide、jicudehuxisheng，nengganshoudaotashentiyinweikongjuerwufayizhidexiweizhandou。
tashenshangneigumuyuludexiangwei，cikewenqilaiyedaizheyiguxuweide、lingrenzuooudeqixi。
neixieliaotianjilulibukandeziyan，jiudianmenkoutaniezheneigenvrenlianjiashichongnidexiaorong，
tatanzaidishangshijindelangbei……wushuhuamianzaiheianzhongfengkuangshanhui、jiaozhi、qiegezhewodeshenjing。
weiliyizhenzhenfanjiao，ejiaodeshangkoututuditiaozhetong。“laopo……”heianzhong，tazhongyuguqiyongqi，