《年俗里的顶流:李响的逆袭路》 小说介绍
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1chuanyuechengge“huoyanwang”
头痛欲裂。
lixiangzhengzhazhezhengkaiyan,yingruyanliandebushitashuxide、daizhetiexiuweidechejiantianhuaban,ershiyipianguofenjiebaide、tiezhejingzhishigaoxiandewuding。kongqizhongmimanzheyigutiannidexiangfenwei,qiangdetarenbuzhukesouleliangsheng。
“si……”taxiangchengqishen,quefaxianhunshensuanruan,xiangshibeichouzoulegutou。
这不是他的身体。
zheigeniantougangmaochulai,wushufenluandejiyisuipianjiuxiangjuedidehongshuibanyongrunaohai——
mingziyejiaolixiang,jinnianershisansui,shigegangchudaomeiduojiudexiaoxianrou。pingjieyizhangguofenpiaoliangdelianzaimougexuanxiujiemulixiaohuoleyiba,qianlejiabusuandingliudanyeyoudianziyuandejingjigongsi。
bengaishixingtutandangdeqidian,quebeizheijushentideyuanzhuyingshengshengzuodeyitahutu。
shuadapai、yaxi、tishenyongdebibenrenchujinghaiduo,zuilipudeshiqianduanshijiancanjiayidanghuwaizongyi,beiyaoqiukangyidaishijindedami,tabujindangchangfanlian,haiduizhegongzuorenyuanyinyangguaiqi:“zheizhongcuhuoshiwomenzheizhongrengandema?shoushanglenimenpeideqi?”
shipinliuchuhou,quanwanghuaran。
#lixiangfeiwu##lixiangshuadapai##lixianggunchuyulequan#dengcitiaojielianbazhanresou,heiliaolougaidaojiqianceng,wangyoumenjitaqulegexiangdangdangdewaihao——“yulequanhuoyanwang”,yisishizounaerzuodaonaer,sheipengshangsheidaomei。
xianzai,zheiwei“huoyanwang”yijingshibiaozhundequanwanghei,shangwujieyue,yingshiziyuanbeika,jingjigongsikanzhetajiutouteng,henbudenenglikezhisun。
eryuanzhubenren,jiushiyinweishoubulezheiputiangaididemanmaheshiyejinhuidedaji,zaigongyulihedemingdingdazui,jieguojiujingzhongdu,zaixinglai,xinzijiuhuanchenglelaizipingxingshijiedelixiang。
laizipingxingshijiedelixiang,kebushishenmejiaoshengguanyangdexiaoxianrou。
talaojiazaiyigebaoliuzhezhuduochuantongminsudeshanquxiaozhen,congxiaogenzheyeyexueguozhazhi、wushi、caigaoqiao,genzhezhenshangdelaobashixueguoshazhu、datie,houlaiqulechenglideqixiuchangdangxuetu,lundeqibanshou,kangdedongluntai,hunshenshishibuwandeliqi。
liangge“lixiang”,jianzhishiyunnizhibie。
“dongdongdong——”qiaomenshengxiangqi,yigejicuyoubunaifandenvshengchuanlai:“lixiang!nixinglemeiyou?ganjinqilaishoushidongxi!xiawuyaoqu《mingxinghuijiaguodanian》jiemuzubaodao,bieyouchushenmeyaoezi!”
shiyuanzhudejingjiren,wangjie。jiyili,zheiweiwangjieduiyuanzhusuanshirenzhiyijin,naihelannifubushangqiang,rujinyeshixinlijiaocui。
lixiangrouleroufazhangdetaiyangxue,yazhesangziyingleyisheng:“zhidaole。”
tadeshengyindaizhegangxingdeshaya,quemomingbipingshiduoledianchenwendezhigan,menwaidewangjielengleyixia,meiduoxiang,zhidangtashisuzuihaimeihuanguolai,youcuiculeyiju“kuaidian,chezailouxiadengzhe”,biancaizhegaogenxiedengdengdengzoule。
lixiangmanmanzuoqishen,daliangzhezheijianguofenjingzhidegongyu。zhuangxiushishixialiuxingdeinsfeng,daochubaizheangguidechaowanheshechipin,queshoushideyichenburan,touzheyigujingxinweichide、bushirenjianyanhuodeweidao。
taditoukanlekanzijideshou。baixi、xianxi,zhijiefenming,queshishishuanghaokandeshou,quemeishenmeliqi,zhangxinliandianbojiandoumeiyou。
“ze。”lixiangzalezazui,youdianxianqi。
taqishenzoudaojingziqian,jingzhongderenyouzheyizhangjiqiyouyuedelian,pifubaixi,meiyanjingzhi,bilianggaoting,chunsepianhong,zuhezaiyiqiyouzhongcixiongmobiandepiaoliang。zhishicikeliansecangbai,yandidaizheqinghei,touzheyigubingtaidecuiruogan。
zheizhanglian,hetayuanlaineizhangbaojingfengshuang、xiantiaoyinglangdelian,wanquanshilianggejiduan。
“nanguainengdangxiaoxianrou。”lixiangmozhexiaba,youdianwunai。
tafanchushouji,kaijihou,putiangaididexiaoxitishiyinchadianbashoujizhentuoshou。weibotuisong、weixinxiaoxi、weijielaidian……dabufenshimanmahecuicu。
tadiankaiweibo,zijidemingzihaiguazairesouweibashang——#lixiangyouyaohuohaixinzongyile#。
dianjinqu,pinglunquyipianwuyanzhangqi。
“bushiba?《mingxinghuijiaguodanian》zheizhongwenqingzongyizenmehuiqingta?jiemuzushixiangqianxiangfengle?”
“youlixiangzai,wozhijiebilei,buxiangguoniantiandu。”
“biewen,wenjiushizibendeliliang,suiranbuzhidaotabeihoushishei,danyanguangshizhencha。”
“zuodenglixiangzaijiemulijixushuadapai,zuihaozhijiehecunminganqilai,neiyangjiuchediliangtoule。”
“loushang+1,woyijingbanhaoxiaobandengzhunbeikanxile。”
lixiangmianwubiaoqingdihuazhepingmu,xinlimeishenmebolan。bijingzheixiemamingzhenduidebushita,erqietahuoleershiduonian,shenmenantingdehuameitingguo?bizheiedudeduolequle。
taxianzaigengguanxindeshi——zenmehuijiaguonian。
jiyili,yuanzhushinanfangren,dantachuanyueguolaidezheigeshentidelaojia,sihuzaibeifangyigetingpianyuandexiaoshancun?kuaiguonianle,huochepiaozaojiubeiqiangkong,jipiaoyouguidelipu,yuanzhubenlaidasuanzaigongyuligulinglingguoniande。
erwangjieshuodezheige《mingxinghuijiaguodanian》,shiyidanghuwaizhenrenxiu,yaoqingjiweimingxinghuidaozijidelaojia,tiyannianwei,hejiarenyiqiguonian,jiemuzuquanchenggenpai。
lixiangtiaomei。huilaojia?jiemuzuanpaijiaotong?
neiqibushi……keyicengchehuijia?
zheiduixianzaishenwufenwen(yuanzhudeqiandoubeijingjigongsidongjiele,shuoshiyaopeichangweiyuejin)detalaishuo,jianzhishitiandadehaoxiaoxi。
zhiyujiemuxiaoguo?quanwanghei?
lixiangchixiaoyisheng。tayigenengtushoukangzheliangbaijinluntaizoubantiaojiederen,hainengbeiyidangzongyinanzhu?
shoushidongxideshihou,lixiangcaifaxianyuanzhudeyijuliquanshigezhongchaopai、shechipin,yansehualihushao,liaozikanzhejiudanbo。tafanlebantian,caizhaodaoliangjianxiangduiposunaichuandemianyihejitiaoniuziku。
wangjiezailouxiadengdebunaifan,kandaolixianglinzheyigejiandandefanbubaochulai,lengleyixia:“nidexinglini?jiuzhei?”
yuanzhuyiqianchumen,henbudedaisangexinglixiang,yifuxiezihuazhuangpinfenmenbielei,paichangdadehen。
lixiangdandandao:“goule。”
wangjiebeitazheipingjingdetaidugaodeyoudianbuxiguan,danyelandeshenjiu,zhicuicudao:“ganjinshangcheba,qitajiabingujidoukuaidaoqile。wokejinggaonilixiang,zheicishigongsihaoburongyijinizhengqudaodejihui,niyaoshizaiganchuyaoezi,shenxiandoujiubuleni!”
lixiangdiandiantou,meishuohua,jingzhishanglebaomuche。
chelihaiyouyigenianqingnvhai,shitadezhuli,jiaoxiaolin,pingshifuzedalitadeshenghuoqiju,cikezhengxiaoxinyiyidikanzheta,diguolaiyipingwenshui:“xiangge,nihedianshuiba。”
lixiangjieguoshui,daoleshengxie。
xiaolinshouchongruojing,yanjingdouliangle。yiqiandelixiangduitahulaihequ,congmeishuoguoxiexie。
cheziyilushixiangjiemuzuzhidingde**didian,yigedaxingyingshijidi。
lushang,wangjiehaizaibutingdidingzhu:“zheicidejiabinliyouyinghousuqingyuan,youshilipaigeshouzhouyan,haiyouguominduhengaodexijuyanyuanzhanglaoshi,nidoujiwofangzunzhongxie,shaoshuohuaduozuoshi,biequzhaorerenheren,youqishisuqingyuan,tafensiduo,beijingyeying,nirebuqi……”
lixiangyouyidameiyidaditingzhe,naoziliquezaipansuanzhelaojiadenianhuo。buzhidaoyeyehaizaibuzai?zhenshangdelaoxitaijinnianhaidabuda?haiyouneikoushazhucai,xiangxiangjiuliukoushui。
daole**dian,yijingyoujigerenzaile。
yigechuanzhehongseyurongfu,xiaorongmingmeidenvsheng,kandaotamenjinlai,likereqingdidazhaohu:“wangjiehao,lixiangnihao,woshisongjiaqi。”
lixiangjideta,shigeyitianmeirenshechudaodexiaohua,lurenyuanhaibucuo。
tadianlediantou:“nihao。”
shengyinyijiumeishenmeqifu,danbiqiyuanzhuneifubikongchaotiandeyangzi,yijingsuanhaodele。songjiaqilengleyixia,suijixiaozheyinglexialai。
pangbianhaizuozheyigechuanzheheisedayi,qizhiqinglengdenvren,zhengditoukanzheshouji,tingdaodongjing,tailetaiyan。
neishiyizhangjiqipiaoliangdelian,wuguanjingzhidexiangshijingxindiaozhuoguodeyishupin,yanshenquehendan,daizheyizhongshuligan。
苏清媛。
lixiangzaijiyilizhaodaolezheigemingzi。mingfuqishideyinghou,nianjiqingqingjiunalehaojigeyinghoujiangbei,yanjizhashi,weirendidiao,jihumeishenmeheiliao,shiquanneigongrendeshilipai。
tazhishidandandisaolelixiangyiyan,jiuyoudixiatouqukanshouji,meidazhaohu,yemeibiaoxianchurenheqingxu。
lixiangyebuzaiyi,zhaolegejiaoluodeweizhizuoxia。
meiguoduojiu,zuihouyiweijiabinyedaole,shixijuyanyuanzhanglaoshi,yigewushiduosuidedashu,xinggeshuanglang,yijinlaijiuhedajiadazhaohu,qifendunshihuoyuelebushao。
daoyanzujianrenqile,bianguolaijiandanjiaodaileyixiajiemuliucheng。
“……womenzheicidejiemu,zhuyaoshijiludajiahuidaolaojia,hejiarenyiqizhunbeiguoniandeguocheng,tiyangedibutongdeniansu。meiyoushenmetebiederenwu,jiushizhanxianzuizhenshideguonianfenwei。womenhuifenchengjigegenpaishezu,quanchenggenpai,xiwangdajianengfangsongxintai,jiuxiangpingshihuijiaguonianyiyangjiuhao。”
daoyanshuohuadeshihou,muguangyouyiwuyidisaoguolixiang,daizheyisibuyichajuedeshenshihe……wunai。
sheidouzhidaolixiangshigedingshizhadan,jiemuzuhuiqingta,yilaishiyinweitaqueshiyouhuatidu(heihongyeshihong),erlaishiyinweiyougetouzifangdianmingyaota,daoyanzuyemeibanfa,zhinengbatadangcoushude,zhiqiutabienaochutaidadongjing。
jiaodaiwanshiqing,jiemuzubiananpaicheliang,songgeweijiabinqianwanggezidelaojia。
lixiangdelaojiazaibeifangdeyigejiaolijiaaodexiaoshancun,julishiquhaiyoutingzhangyiduanlu,xuyaoxianzuogaotie,zaizhuanchengqiche,zuihoukenenghaidebuxingyiduan。
genpailixiangdeshiyigenianqingdeshexiangdage,jiaolaozhou,haiyouyigechangjixiaomei,jiaoxiaoya。liangrenkanzhelixiang,biaoqingdouyoudianfuza。
bijing,sheiyebuxianggenpaiyige“huoyanwang”。
shangcheqian,wangjiehaizailixiangerbiansuisuinian:“jizhule,shaoshuohua,duoweixiao,shizaibuxingjiuzhuangmiantian,qianwanbiechongdong……”
lixiangbeitaniantaodeyoudiantouda,hanhudiyingleyisheng,bianshangleche。
cheziqidong,shixianggaotiezhan。
laozhoudakaishexiangji,jingtouduizhunlelixiang。
lixiangkaozaichechuangshang,kanzhechuangwaifeisulveguodefengjing,yanshenyouxiefangkong。
tazaixiang,zheigepingxingshijiedelijiaao,huihetajiyilideneigexiaozhen,youshenmebuyiyangma?
ertabuzhidaodeshi,cike,《mingxinghuijiaguodanian》deguanfangweiboyijingfabulejiabinzhenrong,qizhong,lixiangdemingziheranzailie。
评论区瞬间炸了。
“???womeikancuoba?lixiang?jiemuzushifenglema?”
“jiuminga!wodenianduwenqingzongyiyaobeiwuranle!”
“guoran,zibendeliliangshiwuqiongde,zheizhongrendounengshangsuyinghoudezongyi。”
“woduwumao,lixiangzainongcundaibuguosantianjiudekuzhehanzheyaohuilai。”
“loushangtaileguanle,wodutadiyitianjiuhuiyinweimeiwangmeikongdiaofapiqi。”
“zuodenglixiangdiurenxianyan,shunbianxintengyixiagenpaitadegongzuorenyuan。”
heiliaochanshendehukaxiaoxianrou,yinghejinengmandiandechuanyuezhe,yidangkansipingdandewenqingzhenrenxiu。
sheiyemeixiangdao,zheichangkansiputongde“huijiaguodanian”zhilv,huichedidabaisuoyourenderenzhi。
lijiaaodenian,zhudingbuhuipingjingle。
2这泼天的“惊喜”
gaotiezhuanqiche,zaihuanchengjiemuzudeyueyeche,yiludianbo,denglixiangzhongyudidalijiaaocunkoudeshihou,yijingshibangwanle。
dongtiandebeifang,tianheidezao,cunkoudelaohuaishushangguazhejizhanhongdenglong,zaihanfengzhongqingqingyaoye,touzheyigugupodenianwei。
gangxiache,yigulinliedehanfengjiuguanleguolai,daizhenituhechaihuodeqixi。lixiangguoleguoshenshangdemianyi,shenxileyikouqi。
zheiweidao,shuxiyouqinqie。
“xianger?shixiangerhuilaile?”yigecanglaodeshengyincongcunkoudexiaomaibulichuanlai。
lixiangtaitouwangqu,yigetoufahuabaidelaoyeyezhengtanzhetouwangwaikan,lianshangbumanlezhouwen,danyanshenhenliang。
是爷爷。
jiyili,yuanzhuheyeyedeganqinghaibucuo,zhishihoulaichudaohou,mangzhe“gaoshiye”,jiuhenshaohuilaile。
lixiangxinliyinuan,zouguoqu,hanleyisheng:“ye。”
“ai!huilaijiuhao,huilaijiuhao!”yeyegaoxingdebuxing,lazhelixiangdeshou,shangshangxiaxiadaliangzheta,“shoulea,waimianshibushimeihaohaochifan?”
“tinghaode,ye,ninshentizenmeyang?”lixiangwendao。
“haozheni!yinglangdehen!”yeyepailepaixiongfu,ranhoucaizhuyidaohoumiangenzhedeshexiangjihelaozhou、xiaoya,“zheishi?”
“ye,zheishidianshitaide,genpaiwohuilaiguonian,zuogejiemu。”lixiangjieshidao。
yeyesuirannianjidale,danyezhidaodianshijiemu,lianmangreqingdizhaohu:“e,dianshitaidetongzhia,kuaijinwuzuo,waimianleng!”
laozhouhexiaoyalianmangdaoxie,kangzheshebeigenlejinqu。
yeyedejiashiyizuolaoshidesiheyuan,yuanzilisaodeganganjingjing,qiangjiaoduizheyixiechaihuo,wuyanxiaguazheyichuanchuandeganlajiaoheyumibangzi,chongmanleshenghuoqixi。
“kuaizuokuaizuo,woqushaodianreshui。”yeyemangzhezhaohutamen,youduilixiangshuo,“xianger,niqubaniwulidehuokangshaoshang,wanshangshuinuanhedian。”
“ai。”lixiangyingleyisheng,shumenshuludiquchaifangbaolechaihuo,youquchufangnaleyinhuodedongxi,zoudaodongxiangfang。
laozhouhexiaoyaduishiyiyan,douyoudianjingya。
tamenzuolegongke,zhidaoyuanzhushigesitibuqinwugubufendezhu,liangekuangquanshuipingdouningbukai,zenmexianzaishaohuokangzheimeshulian?
laozhoulianmangbashexiangjiduizhunlixiang。
zhijianlixiangdongzuomalidibachaihuosaijinkangdong,yonghuochaidianranyinhuowu,qingqingyichui,huomiaojiu“teng”diyixiacuanleqilai。tayoutianlejigenxichai,denghuoshiwangle,zaijiashangcuchai,dongzuoyiqihecheng,yikanjiushijingchanggande。
xiaoyaxiaoshengduilaozhoushuo:“zhouge,ta……tazheishizhuanxingle?”
laozhouzhoulezhoumei,meishuohua,zhishirangshexiangjilaolaodiduizhelixiang。tazongjuede,zheigelixiang,haoxiangyoudianbuyiyangle。
lixiangshaohaohuokang,chulaideshihou,yeyeyijingshaohaolereshui,jitamenduanlailerecha。
“changchang,zheishizanzijijiazhongdechaye,bubiwaimianmaidecha。”yeyexiaozheshuo。
lixiangduanqichabeiheleyikou,wenredechashuihuaguohoulong,daizheyigudandandeqingxiang。
“haohe。”tayouzhongdishuo。
爷爷笑得更开心了。
zhengshuozhehua,yuanmenwaichuanlailedongjing,yigezhongnianfunvdeshengyinxiangqi:“shu,wotingshuoxiangerhuilaile?”
rensuishengzhi,yigechuanzhehuamianao,weizheweiqundefunvzoulejinlai,shoulihaiduanzheyiwanreqitengtengdejiaozi。
“shisanshena。”yeyezhanqilai,“kuaijinlai。”
sanshenkandaolixiang,yanjingyiliang:“aiyo,xiangerzhenhuilaile!kuairangsanshenkankan,zheichenglidaijiule,yuelaiyuejunle!”
tashuozhe,bashoulidejiaozidijilixiang:“gangbaode,chenrechidian,diandianduzi。”
lixiangjieguowan,shuolesheng:“xiexiesanshen。”
“xieshaxie,yijiaren。”sanshenxiaozhebaibaishou,youkandaoleshexiangji,“zheishipaidianshini?xiangerchuxilea,shangdianshile!”
yeyezaiyipanglehehedishuo:“kebushima,dianshitaidetongzhilaipaizanguonianni。”
sanshengenggaoxingle,lazhelixiangwendongwenxi,wentazaiwaimianguodehaobuhao,gongzuoleibulei。
lixiangnaixindiyiyihuida,meiyousihaobunaifan。
laozhouhexiaoyakandemudengkoudai。
zhei……zheihaishineigeshuadapai、piqibaozaodelixiangma?
zheijianzhijiushigedongshiguaiqiaodelinjiananhaia!
wanshang,yeyeshalezhizijiyangdeji,dunleyiguojitang,youchaolejigejiachangcai。lixiangchidehenxiang,yikouqichileliangdawanmifan。
yeyekanzhetalangtunhuyandeyangzi,xiaodehebulongzui:“mandianchi,mandianchi,jialiyou,guangou。”
chiwanfan,lixiangzhudongshoushiwankuai,quchufangxiwan。
laozhouganjinkangzheshexiangjigenguoqu。
chufangshilaoshidetuzao,guangxianyoudianan。lixiangxishangweiqun,naqimobu,dongzuoshuliandishuawan、cazhuozi,bachufangshoushideganganjingjing。
xiaoyarenbuzhuxiaoshengwengenpaidebiandao:“biandao,zhei……womenyaobuyaotixingyixialixiang,buyongbiaoxiandezheime‘xianhui’?youdiantaikeyileba?”
biandaoyeyilianmengbi。tabenlaidouzuohaolelixianghuixianchufangzang、xianxiwanlei,shenzhihuifapiqidezhunbei,jieguorenjiabujinganle,haigandezheimelisuo?
“bie……bieshuohua,paizhe。”biandaoyexiangkankan,lixiangzheishichangdenayichu。
xiwanwan,lixiangyouqujiyeyeshaoxijiaoshui。
“ye,paopaojiao,nuanhe。”tabashuipenduandaoyeyemianqian,haixixindishileshishuiwen。
yeyexiaodeyanjingdoumichengleyitiaofeng:“ai,hao,hao。”
zheiyimu,beishexiangjizhongshidijilulexialai。
laozhouhexiaoyamianmianxiangqu,xinlizhiyouyigeniantou:jintiandelixiang,haoxiangyoudianbuduijinga……
ercishi,《mingxinghuijiaguodanian》dexiandaopianyijingzaiwangshangbochule。
xiandaopianzhuyaoshijieshaojiabinhetamendelaojia,meishenmetaiduoneirong。danwangyoumenhaishizhunshishouzaipingmuqian,buweibiede,jiuweilekanlixiangchuqiu。
“lailelaile,wodaoyaokankanlixiangzainongcunzenmezhuang。”
“neihuanjing,gujitalianjiaodoubuganluodiba?”
“xintengsuyinghou,yaohezheizhongrentongkuang。”
raner,kanwanxiandaopian,wangyoumenyoudianmeng。
pianzilidelixiang,suiranhuabuduo,danquanchengmeishuapiqi,jiandaoyeyehenqinqie,haizhudongbangzhenadongxi,kanqilai……haoxianghaixing?
“???shiwodecuojuema?lixiangjintianzenmezheimeanjing?”
“nandaoshizhidaozijiheiliaotaiduo,kaishizhuangguaile?”
“zhuangdeba,kendingshizhuangde,denghoumianshexiangjipaibudaodeshihou,benxingjiubaolule。”
“+1,zuodengtafanche。”
suiranzhiyishengyijiuhenduo,danbiqizhiqiandequanmasheng,yijingyouleyisiweimiaodebianhua。
diertianyizao,lixiangjiubeiyuanzilidedongjingchaoxingle。
tachuanshangyifuchuquyikan,zhijianyeyezhenghejigecunlidedashuzaiyuanzilimanghuo,pangbianhaishuanzheyitoufeishuodedazhu,henghengjijidijiaozhe。
“ye,zheishi……”lixiangwendao。
yeyexiaozheshuo:“jintianzancunshanianzhu,nisanshugongtamenbazhuqiandaozanzheierlaile,zanjiayongdazaoshaoshuifangbian。”
杀年猪?
李响眼睛一亮。
zheikeshitaxiaoshihouzuixihuankanderenaozhiyi!
tamenneigexiaozhen,meinianguoniandouyaoshanianzhu,neichangmian,renaodehen。taxiaoshihouhaigenzhezhenshangdewangtuhuxueguojishou,suiranhenjiumeilianle,dandizihaizai。
“wolaidabashou。”lixiangluqixiuzijiuzouleguoqu。
sanshugongkandaota,xiaozheshuo:“xiangerxingla?buyongni,zheihuozang,niquwulidaizhequ。”
zaidajiayanli,lixianghaishineigejiaoshengguanyangdechengliwawa,naliganguozheizhongcuhuo。
lixiangxiaolexiao:“meishisanshugong,woyouliqi。”
shuozhe,tazoudaozhuquanpangbian,kanzheneitousanbaiduojindedazhu,yanshenlitouzheyigushuxideshenshi。
laozhouhexiaoyayebeichaoxingle,kandaozheichangjing,ganjinkangzheshexiangjiguolai。
“wodetian,shanianzhu?zheikeshigedachangmian!”xiaoyayoudianxingfen,youyoudiandanxin,“lixiangbuhuibeihedaoba?”
laozhouyejuede,jiulixiangneixiaoshenban,gujikandaozheizhenzhangjiudeduodeyuanyuande。
raner,xiayimiao,tamenjiubeiyanqiandejingxiangjingdeshuobuchuhualai。
zhijianlixiangzoudaowangtuhushenbian,wangtuhushicunlizhuanmenshazhude,shoulinazheyibafenglideshazhudao。
“wangdaye,wolaishishi?”lixiangwendao。
wangtuhulengleyixia,suijihahadaxiao:“xianger,nizheixipinenroude,kebiebeizhugongle,yibianwanqu。”
qitarenyegenzhexiaoleqilai,doujuedezheichenglilaidexiaowawashizaishuodahua。
lixiangmeixiao,zhishikanzhewangtuhu:“wozhenhui。”
tadeyanshenhenrenzhen,buxiangshizaikaiwanxiao。
wangtuhulengleleng,kanlekanlixiang,youkanlekanpangbiandedazhu,youyuleyixia:“zheikebushinaozhewande,sanbaiduojinni,jingdadehen。”
“meishi。”lixiangdiandiantou。
yeyeyeyoudiandanxin:“xianger,biehunao。”
“ye,wozhenxing。”lixiangjianchidao。
wangtuhujiantazheimejianchi,youxiangzhefanzhengrenduo,zhenyoushenmeshiyenengbangmang,bianbashazhudaodileguoqu:“xing,neinishishi,xiaoxindian。”
lixiangjieguodao,dianliangleyixia,shouganhaibucuo。
tawanqixiuzi,luchubaixidanxiantiaoliuchangdeshoubei。
jigecunminganjinshangqian,helibadazhuanzhu。dazhusihuganjuedaoleweixian,pinmingzhengzha,fachuyishengshengqilidehaojiao。
changmiandunshibiandejinzhangqilai。
laozhouganjinbajingtouduizhunlixiang,lianhuxidoupingzhule。
zhijianlixiangshenxiyikouqi,yanshenshunjianbianderuiliqilai,hepingshidewenhejieranbutong。tazhaozhunzhubozishangdeweizhi,shouqidaoluo——
动作快、准、狠!
没有丝毫拖泥带水!
xianxuepenyongerchu,dazhudezhengzhashunjianbiandeweiruo,meiguojimiao,jiubudongle。
zhenggeguocheng,ganjingliluo,shenzhibiwangtuhupingshishazhuhaiyaokuai!
yuanzilishunjiananjingxialai,zhishengxiachaihuopilipaladeshengyin。
wangtuhudengdaleyanjing,shoulideyandaiguodoudiaozailedishang。
yeyeyezhangzhezui,bantianshuobuchuhualai。
laozhouhexiaoyagengshijingdexiabadoukuaidiaole,shexiangjichadianmeinawen。
zhei……zheishineigelianshijindamidoukangbudongdelixiang?
zheidanrenchidaozaisanbaiduojinnianzhudejiashi,shuoshizhuanyetuhudouyourenxinba!
lixiangbadaodijihaizaifalengdewangtuhu,calecashoushangdexue(tatiqianzaipangbianzhunbeilemobu),yuqipingjingdishuo:“wangdaye,jiexialaijiumafanninle。”
wangtuhuzheicaihuiguoshenlai,jiejiebabadishuo:“xiang……xianger,ni……nizheishouyi,congnaerxuede?”
lixiangxiaolexiao:“xiaoshihouzailaojia,kanbierenshaguo,xueledian。”
laojia?talaojiabujiushizheierma?shenmeshihouyouzheishouyile?
zhongrenxinlimanshiyihuo,dankanzhelixiangneipingjingdeyangzi,youjuedehaoxiangmeishenmebudui。
ercishi,laozhoudeshexiangji,zhengzhongshidijiluzhezheilingrenzhenjingdeyimu。
dangtianwanshang,jiemuzubazheiduan“lixiangzainianzhu”depianduanzuoweihuaxufanglechulai。
yikaishi,wangyoumenzhishibaozhekanrenaodexintaidianjinqu。
“hahaha,lixiangkandaoshazhuhuibuhuiheku?”
“wodutahuidangchangoutu。”
raner,kanwanshipinhou,zhenggepinglunqudouanjingle。
jimiaozhonghou,pinglunquchedibaozhale!
“!!!**!**!**!wokandaoleshenme?!”
“neishilixiang???neigehuafengrouruoxiaoxianrou???”
“danrenchidaozai300duojindenianzhu???zheishouqidaoluodejiashi,biwomencuntuhuhaishulian!”
“woshibushikancuole?zheizhendeshineigeliankuangquanshuipingdouningbukaidelixiang???”
“made,woshouhuizhiqianshuotafeiwudehua!zheijiaofeiwu?neiwoshishenme?feiwuburu?”
“zheifanchayetaidaleba!woyoudianjieshoubule!”
“suoyi……zhiqianshuotashouwufujizhili,shipianrende?”
#lixiangzainianzhu#decitiao,yihuojianbandesuduchongshangleresou,shunjianyinbaoquanwang!
jingjigongsili,wangjiekanzheshoujipingmushangderesou,zhenggerendoushale。
tashoulidekafeibei“pada”yishengdiaozaidishang,shuaidefensui。
zhei……zheishitaneigejiaoshengguanyangdeyiren?
杀年猪???
wangjieshenxiyikouqi,turanyouzhongqiangliedeyugan——
zheicide《mingxinghuijiaguodanian》,kongpayaochedishikongle。
eryuanzailijiaaodelixiang,duiciyiwusuozhi。tazhengheyeyeyiqi,bagangshahaodezhuroufenhao,zhunbeisongjilinjumen。
duitalaishuo,zheibuguoshiguonianhuijia,zaipingchangbuguodeyijianxiaoshieryi。
tahaibuzhidao,tazheisuishouyicaozuo,yijingzaiwangluoshangxianqilejingtaohailang。
zheipotiande“jingxi”,caiganggangkaishi。
3baijinshitou,liyaqunxiong
zainianzhushijianguohou,lixiangzaiwangshangdefengpingfashenglefantianfudidebianhua。
suiranhaiyourenzhiyitashitiqianlianguo、zuoxiu,dangengduoderenkaishiduitachanshenglehaoqi。
“turanjuedelixianghaoxiangyoudiandongxia……”
“neigeshazhudeshoufa,zhenbuxiangshizhuangde,taishulianle。”
“youmeiyoukeneng,womenyiqianduitadelejie,doushicuode?”
“zuodenghouxu,wodaoyaokankantahaiyoushenmejingxi。”
erlijiaaodepaishehaizaijixu。
shawannianzhu,cunlijiukaishimangzhezhunbeiguoniandeqitashiyile。
lijiaaoyougechuantong,meinianchuxiqian,cunlidouhuijubanyichangwushibisai,sheijiadeshizinengqiangdaozuihoudexiuqiu,jiunengyingdetoucai,yuyizhexindeyinianshunshunlili,wugufengdeng。
jinniandewushibisai,dingzailayueershiba。
cunlidenianqingrendouyueyueyushi,lianlincundejigewushiduiyebaomingcanjiale。
lixiangdeyeyenianqingshijiushicunliwushiduidelingtouren,yishou“xingshi”degongfuzaifujinshilibaxiangdouyouming。zhishinianjidale,tuijiaobufangbian,jiubazheishouyichuanjilecunlidenianqingren。
zheitian,cunlidenianqingrenzaishaiguchangshangpailianwushi,lixiangxianzhemeishi,jiuheyeyeyiqiqukanrenao。
shaiguchangshang,luoguxuantian,jigechuanzhehuangseshizifudenianqingrenzhengzaibiaoyan。tamendongzuozhengqi,peihemoqi,shizishiertiaoyue,shierfangun,yindeweiguandecunminzhenzhenjiaohao。
“bucuobucuo,dayouzhangjin。”yeyekandelianliandiantou。
lixiangyekandexingzhibobo。taxiaoshihouyexueguowushi,suiransuanbushangjingtong,danjichuhaishiyoude。
“ye,jinniandexiuqiu,haishizanmencunde?”lixiangwendao。
yeyetanlekouqi:“nane。lincundewangjiacun,jinnianqinglegelaoshifujiao,tingshuoliandehenxiong,qunianjiuchadianbazanmenbixiaqule。”
zhengshuozhe,yigehongliangdeshengyinchuanlai:“lidaye,ninyelaikanrenaoa?”
zhijianyiqunchuanzhehongseshizifudenianqingrenzouleguolai,lingtoudeshigeshencaigaodadezhuanghan,jiaowangtiezhu,shiwangjiacunwushiduideduizhang。
takandaolixiang,yanshenlidaizheyisibuxie:“yo,zheibushichenglilaidedamingxingma?zenme,yelaikanwomenwushi?nimenchengliyouzheiwanyierma?”
yuqilidetiaoxinyiweishizu。
cunlidenianqingrendunshibufuqile:“wangtiezhu,nishuoshenmeni?”
wangtiezhuhengleyisheng:“woshuocuolema?yigexipinenroudexiaomingxing,pashilianshitoudoukangbuqilaiba?”
shitoukanzhebuda,dandoushiyongzhumie、zhi、budengcailiaozuode,jiashangzhuangshi,shaoshuoyeyoubaibashijinzhong,henkaoyanbeilihetili。
cunlidenianqingrensuiranbufuqi,danyezhidaowangtiezhushuodeshishihua。lixiangzheixiaoshenban,kanzhequeshibuxiangnengkangdongshitoudeyangzi。
lixiangtiaoletiaomei,meishuohua。
wangtiezhujiantabuhangsheng,gengdeyile:“zenme?buganshuohuale?yeshi,nimenzheixiemingxing,yejiuzhihuizaijingtouqianbaibaiyangzi,zhenyaogandianshishi,jiubuxingle。”
tapailepaipangbiandeshitou:“zheishitouyibaijin,niyaoshinengkangzhezousanbu,wojiufuni!”
zhouweidecunmindoukanleguolai,yanshenlidaizhehaoqihekanrenaodeyiwei。
yeyezhoulezhoumei,xiangtilixiangjiewei:“tiezhu,xiaohaizijiakaiwanxiaobietaiguole。”
“lidaye,wokemeikaiwanxiao。”wangtiezhugengzhebozi,“wojiushixiangrangzheiweidamingxingzhidao,youxiedongxi,bushikaolianjiunengdelaide。”
lixiangkanzhewangtiezhu,youkanlekanneigeshitou,turanxiaole。
“kangsanbu?”tahuodongleyixiashouwan,“shibushiyoudiantaijiandanle?”
wangtiezhulengleyixia:“nishenmeyisi?”
lixiangmeihuida,jingzhizoudaoneigeshitoumianqian,wanyao,shuangshouzhuazhushitoudeliangce,shenxiyikouqi,mengdiyiyongli——
“嘿!”
yibaijinzhongdeshitou,beitaqingeryijudijuleqilai,wenwendifangzailezijidetoushang!
dongzuoganjingliluo,lianbuhongqibuchuan,fangfoneibushigebaijinzhongdeshitou,ershigeqingpiaopiaodewanju。
全场瞬间安静下来。
suoyourendoujingdaile,baokuowangtiezhu。
tazhangzhezui,bantianshuobuchuhualai。tazijikangzheigeshitoudoujuedefeijing,lixiangjuranzheimeqingsongjiujuqilaile?
laozhouhexiaoyagengshijidongdeshoudoudoule。
youlaile!youlaile!lixiangyouyaozhenghuole!
laozhouganjinbashexiangjiduizhunlixiang,jingtouduidesiside。
lixiangdaizheshitou,huodongleyixiabozi,ganjuehaitingshunshou。
takanxiangwangtiezhu,shengyintouguoshitouchuanchulai,youdianmenmende:“guangkangzhezousanbumeiyisi,yaobu,womenbihuabihua?”
wangtiezhuzheicaihuiguoshenlai,lianshangyoudianguabuzhule:“bihuajiubihua!sheipashei!”
tayeganjindaishangzijideshitou,baihaolejiashi。
cunlideluoguduijianzhuang,likexinlingshenhui,qiaoqilejiangdegudian。
“dongdongqiang!dongdongqiang!”
suizhegudiansheng,lixianghewangtiezhudeshizidongleqilai。
wangtiezhudeshizidongzuogangmeng,qishishizu,yikanjiushilianguode。tashiermengpu,shiertiaoyue,shituyazhizhulixiangdeshizi。
erlixiangdeshizi,dongzuoquexiandeyouxie……qingying?
tabufalinghuo,zhanzhuantengnuo,kansimanbujingxin,quezongnengzaiguanjianshikebikaiwangtiezhudegongji,shenzhihainengshibushidifanjiyixia,dongzuodiaozuanyoujingzhun。
weiguandecunminkandemudengkoudai。
zhei……zheihaishineigejiaoshengguanyangdedamingxingma?zheiwushidegongfu,bicunlilianlehaojiniandenianqingrendoubuchaa!
wangtiezhuyuedayuexinjing。tameixiangdaolixiangjuranzhendehuiwushi,erqieshenshouhaizheimehao。tadetilijianjianbuzhi,dongzuoyekaishibianxing。
jiuzaizheishi,lixiangdeshizituranyigejiasu,mengdipuxiangwangtiezhudeshizi,yongtouqingqingyiding。
wangtiezhudunshizhanlibuwen,liangqiangzhehoutuilejibu,toushangdeshitouyechadiandiaoxialai。
lixiangdeshizimeiyouchengshengzhuiji,ershiwenwendizhanzaiyuandi,ranhou,zuochuleyigelingrenchengmujieshededongzuo——
tamengdiyiyueerqi,zaikongzhongfanlegegentou,wenwenluodi,ranhou,zhangkaishikou,duizhechangbianxuanguadexiuqiu,mengdiyiyao!
“嗷呜——”
xiuqiubeiwenwendiyaozailezuili!
锣鼓声戛然而止。
quanchangyipianjijing,jimiaozhonghou,baofachuleimingbandezhangshenghehuanhusheng!
“好!好!”
“李响厉害!”
“yingle!womenyingle!”
lixiangzhaixiashitou,etoushangweiweiyouxiechuhan,danhuxihaisuanpingwen。tabaxiuqiunaxialai,dijipangbiandeyeye。
yeyejieguoxiuqiu,xiaodehebulongzui:“haoxiaozi!haoxiaozi!youniyeyedangniandefengfan!”
wangtiezhuzhaixiashitou,lianseyizhenhongyizhenbai,kanzhelixiang,yanshenfuza。tazhanglezhangzui,xiangshuoshenme,zuihouhaishidixialetou:“wo……woshule。”
lixiangxiaolexiao:“chengrang。”
zheiyimu,zaicibeishexiangjijilulexialai。
dangtianwanshang,zheiduan“lixiangwushiliyawangjiacun”deshipinjiubeichuandaolewangshang。
ruguoshuozainianzhuzhishirangwangyoumenjingya,neimezheiduanshipin,jiushichedidabailetamenderenzhi。
“**!wochedimengle!zheizhendeshilixiangma?”
“wushishitouzhongbaijin,liyawangtiezhuduoxiuqiu,zheihainengbeipenruobujinfeng?penzimenchulaizouliangbu!”
“zhiqiansheishuotashouwufujizhilide?zhanchulai!wobaozhengbudasini!”
“zheishenshou,zheitili,shuotashilianjiaziwodouxin!”
“woxianzaiyanzhonghuaiyi,yiqianneixieheiliao,shibushidoushijiade?”
“fenlefenle!zheifanchamengyetaikeaileba!younengshazhuyounengwushidexiaoxianrou,woaile!”
#lixiangwushi##lixiangliyaqunxiong#dengcitiaozaicibazhanresou,redubizhiqianzainianzhudeshihouhaiyaogao。
lixiangdeweibofensishuliang,kaishiyirouyankejiandesuduzengzhang。
jingjigongsili,wangjiekanzhehoutaibuduanshangzhangdefensishuhegezhonghezuoyixiang,zhenggerendouchuyuyizhonghuanghudezhuangtai。
tashoulinazheyifengangdayinchulaidelixiangdeziliao,shangmianhaishi“rouruo、jiaoqi、shuadapai”dengbiaoqian。
wangjieroulerouyanjing,juedezijikenengshizaizuomeng。
zheizhendeshitadaideneigeyirenma?
jiuzaizheishi,tadeshoujixiangle,shigongsilaozongdalaide。
“wangjie,lixiang……tahaiyoushenmeshiwomenbuzhidaode?”laozongdeshengyinlidaizheyisinanyizhixinhe……xingfen。
wangjiekuxiaoleyisheng:“laozong,woxianzaiyexiangzhidaozheigewenti。”
taxianzaisuanshikanmingbaile,zheigelixiang,jueduibushitamenyiweideneige“huoyanwang”。
tajianzhijiushigeshenzangbuludebaozangnanhaia!
eryuanzailijiaaodelixiang,duiciyijiumeishenmetaidadeganjue。
tazhengheyeyeyiqi,bayingdedexiuqiuguazaijialidetangwuzhongyang,yuyizhexindeyinianjixiangruyi。
“xianger,nizheiwushidegongfu,gensheixuede?”yeyehaoqidiwendao。
lixiangxianglexiang,hanhudishuo:“yiqianzaiwaimian,xialiande。”
yeyeyemeiduoxiang,zhidangtashizaiwaimianxueledianpimao,meixiangdaohaitinglihai。
“hao,hao,”yeyexiaodeyilianxinwei,“zanmenlijiaaodeshouyi,meidiu。”
lixiangxiaolexiao,meishuohua。
tazhidao,zheizhishigekaishi。
lijiaaodeniansu,kebuzhishazhu、wushizheimejiandan。
jiexialai,haiyougengjingcaidedengzhetani。
erneixiehaizaidengzhekantaxiaohuadewangyoumen,kongpayaoyicicibei“dalian”le。
zheigequanwangheidexiaoxianrou,zhengzaiyongtazijidefangshi,yidiandiandabaisuoyourenderenzhi。
wushishijianguohou,lixiangzaicunlichedichengle“mingren”。
yiqiancunminmenkandaota,suirankeqi,danzongdaizhedianshulihehaoqi,bijingshichenglilaidedamingxing,ganjuebushiyigeshijiederen。
xianzaibuyiyangle,dajiakantadeyanshenlichongmanleqinqiehepeifu。
“xianger,jintianquwojiachijiaozia!”
“xianger,wojiaadelarouhaole,jininadianchangchang。”
“xianger,xiawugenwomenqushanshangkanchaibu?”
lixiangyeledehedajiadachengyipian,youqiubiying。
tagenzhecunminqushanshangkanchai,bierenkangyikun,tanengkangliangkun,hailianbuhongqibuchuan;tagenzhecunlidefunvquhebianxiyifu,dongzuomali,xidebisheidouganjing;tashenzhihaibangzhecunlidelaorenxiuhaolejialideshouyinji。
laozhouhexiaoyameitiandoukangzheshexiangji,genzailixianghoumian,xiangfaxianxindaluyiyang,jiluzhetadegezhong“yinzangjineng”。
tamendesucaikuli,yijingjileileyidaduizuyidabailixiangguowangxingxiangdeshipin。
erwangshangdetaolunyeyuelaiyuerelie。
“jiuming!lixiangshibushibeiduoshele?zenmeshenmedouhui?”
“kanchai、xiyi、xiushouyinji……zheinalishixiaoxianrou,zheifenmingshiquannengxingjujiahaonanrena!”
“woxianzaiyanzhonghuaiyi,yiqianneixieheiliaodoushiduijiapodezangshui!zheimenengganderen,zenmekenengshuadapai、buganhuo?”
“fenlefenle!zheicaishiwoxiangzhuidemingxing!youyanzhiyoushili,haijiediqi!”
lixiangdefensishuliangyilubiaosheng,shenzhiyoulezijidefensihouyuanhui,mingzihaitingyouyisi,jiao“xiangdangdang”。
wangjiemeitiankanzhehoutaideshuju,xiaodezuidouhebulong,meitianbushizaijiehezuodianhua,jiushizaihuifuhezuoyoujian,mangdejiaobuzhandi。
gongsilaozonggengshilekailehua,yijingzaikaolvjilixiangzhongxinguihualuxianle。
layueershijiu,lijiaaoyougegengshengdadeniansuhuodong——datiehua。
datiehuashizhongguohanzuminjianxisu、minjianyishuzhongzuijudaibiaoxingdefeiwuzhiwenhuayichanzhiyi。biaoyanzheyongtezhidemushaoyaoqironghuadetieshui,mengdixiangkongzhongpaosa,tieshuizaikongzhongshunjianzhakai,xingchengwandianxinghuo,xuanlanduomu。
zheihuoer,jiweixianyouxuyaojiqiao,yibandoushicunlijingyanfengfudelaobashilaigan。
lixiangxiaoshihouzailaojiajianguodatiehua,juedetebiezhuangguan,yizhixiangxue,danyeyezongshuotaiweixian,burangtapeng。
meixiangdao,zaizheigeshijiedelijiaao,yeyouzheigexisu。
bangwanshifen,cunlidelaoxitaiqianyijingjujilehenduoren。changdizhongyang,yigejudaderongluzhengzaixiongxiongranshao,limiandetieshuibeishaodetonghong,xiangyituanliudongdehuoyan。
jigechuanzhehouzhongfanghufudelaobashi,zhengweizheronglumangliuzhe。
lixiangkandexingzhibobo,renbuzhucouleguoqu。
“zhangdaye,wonengshishima?”lixiangwendao。
zhangdayeshicunlidatiehuadelingtouren,yeshikanzhelixiangyeyezhangdade。takanlekanlixiang,yaoleyaotou:“xianger,zheikebushinaozhewande,tieshuiwenduhaojiqiandu,yibuxiaoxinjiuhuitangshang。”
pangbiandelaobashiyequandao:“shiaxianger,zheihuoerweixian,nijiuzaipangbiankanzhejiuxing。”
lixiangquehenjianchi:“zhangdaye,wozhendexiangxuexue,wohuixiaoxinde。”
taxiaoshihousuiranmeiqinzishiguo,dankanguohenduoci,zhidaojibendejiqiaoheyaoling。
yeyeyezouleguolai,lalelalixiangdegebo:“xianger,tingzhangdayede,biehunao。”
lixiangkanzheyeye,yanshenhenrenzhen:“ye,wozhendexiangshishi,wobaozhengbuhuichushide。”
zhangdayejiantazheimejianchi,youkanlekanlixiangyeye,youyuleyixia:“nei……xingba,nixianzaipangbiankanzhe,wojiaonizenmewoshao,zenmeyongli,nikeqianwanbunengluanlai。”
“ai,hao!”lixianggaoxingdidayingle。
zhangdayejilixiangzhaoleyitaofanghufuchuanshang,youjiaotazenmeyongmushaoyaotieshui,zenmekongzhiliduhefangxiang。
lixiangxuedehenkuai,yidianjiutong。
zhangdayekanzaiyanli,anandiantou:“zheixiaozi,wuxinghaitinggao。”
zhunbeigongzuozuohaole,datiehuazhengshikaishi。
zhangdayediyigeshangchang,tayaoqiyipiaotonghongdetieshui,mengdixiangkongzhongyipao,tongshiyonglingyigemubanyongliyida——
“哗!”
tieshuizaikongzhongshunjianzhakai,huazuomantianxinghuo,cuicanduomu,yindeweiguanderenqunfachuzhenzhenjinghu。
jinjiezhe,qitalaobashiyefenfenshangchang,yigegetieshuibeipaoxiangkongzhong,xingchengyipianhuoshuyinhuadezhuangguanjingxiang。
lixiangkanderexuefeiteng,yueyueyushi。
“zhangdaye,wonengshishilema?”
zhangdayedianlediantou:“xiaoxindian,manmanlai。”
lixiangshenxiyikouqi,naqimushao,zoudaoronglubian。
tayaoqiyipiaotieshui,rushouguntang,gezhehouhoudefanghufudounengganjuedaoneiguzhuoredeqixi。
tadingledingshen,xuezhezhangdayedeyangzi,mengdijiangtieshuixiangkongzhongpaoqu,tongshiyongmubanyongliyida——
“哗!”
tieshuizaikongzhongzhakai,suiranmeiyouzhangdayedeneimexuanlan,danyexiangdangbucuole。
“hao!”weiguanderenqunfenfenjiaohao。
lixiangxinxindazeng,youjieliandalehaojipiao。
tadedongzuoyuelaiyueshulian,paochuqudetieshuiyeyuelaiyuegao,zhakaidexinghuoyeyuelaiyuexuanlan。
turan,tazuochuleyigerangsuoyourendoumeixiangdaodedongzuo——
tatuoxialehouzhongdeshangyi!
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