《对头?又如何呢!》 小说介绍
zuozhe“maoboheyanjiuyuan”daizheshumingwei《duitou?youruheni!》dexiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixianzhong,zhurengongfubaizemurongyunrongyunxiushenbianfashengdegushirangrenyibukaimuguang,huanhuanxiangkoudegushiqingjiejueduiburongcuoguo,gaishuwei: 【pingwoduoniandeleidayanjing,liangrenzhidingyoumiaoni。】+1111111……zhangdaokanzhemanpingdedanmu,xiaodekaixin,jinguankuadema……
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“不去。”
fubaizezaijingjirenshuowanhouguoduanjujue。
内心吐槽:
什么玩意儿?
haicanjialianzong,goudoubuqu。
liai(jingjiren)kanzhefubaizekangjudeyangzi,xushizaojiuliaodaolezheixiaoshaoyehuijujue。
suihoubujinbumandequanshuoleliangju“aze,qucanjiayouhaochude。”
“renshiyixiabuyiyangderen,huoxujiucachuaiqingdehuohualeni?”
“jushuozhangdaodasuanyaoqingshigeren。”
fubaizehaobukeqideyigebaiyanbiaomingletadetaidu。
李艾:“……”
“ai!xingba,wojinituile。”
叮铃铃~~~
fubaizegangxiangdiantoushuo:tuileba!
xiayimiaodianhuajiuxiangle,naqilaiyikan,beizhu:[dazuzong]
得,他老妈的电话。
无事不登三宝殿。
gangjietonghou:“wei~woqinaideerza,neigelianzongyaoqingshoudaolema?”
“wogaosuni,nibixuqu。”
“buranjiubiehuijiale。”
tingwanhoufubaizeyouwuyuyouwunai,“ma,wocai20sui,nibiezhejia!”
lingyue:“dou20suile,ayundouqule,ni……”
lingyuehaimeiyoushuowan,fubaizeturantigaoleshengyin,yuqidaizheyisijiqiehebukesiyi“manishuoshenme,murongyunxiucanjiale?”
fubaizenadianhuadeshoudouweiweiyouxiebuwen。
dianhuaneitoudelingyuelengleyixia,“a?shia!ayuncanjiale。”
ranhoufubaizerengxiayiju[wohuicanjia。]houjiugualedianhua。
xianzaifubaizemannaozidoushi:
他想谈恋爱了
慕容云岫想谈恋爱了
yuexiangyuenanshou,xindoukaishiweiweichoutong。
tayecai22sui,jiubuneng……bunengdengyidengtama?
liaijianfubaizeguaduandianhuahou,dizhetoujinzuanzheshuangshouyifushiluodeyangzi。
tazicongdaitayilai,fubaizeyizhidoushimingmeizhangyangzixinde。
“aze,nizenmele?”
fubaizeyaxiaxinlidesuanse,chechuyimoxiao“meishiaijie,zheilianzongwocanjia。”
liaimeiyouduowen,dianlediantouhouquebaotameishihoujiuchuquzhunbeihoumiandegongzuole。
fubaizedakaiweixin,shouzaitahemurongyunxiudeliaotianjiluyemianchichibudong。
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另一边——
murongyunxiunaqishouji,dakaiyouxiping,dakaizaixiping,zhongfulejicihou……
haishidalezi[niweishenmecanjialelianzong?]
zuizhonghaishimeiyouanxiafasong,dingzhezheijigezichushen。
shijianhuidaobanxiaoshiqian——
murongyunxiuzhengzaigongzuo,jiedaolelingyuedaguolaidedianhua。
“喂,令姨。”
lingyue:“ayuna~nihaixiao,gongzuobuzhongyao。”
“ayituijiannishanglianzonghaobuhao?”
murongyunxiuchadianyiweizijitingcuole,youwenleyibian,“lingyi,nishuoshangshenme?”
“恋综啊!”
zheixiatingshitingqingchule,keshimurongyunxiubulijie。
“buyonglelingyi,wozanshimeiyoutanlianaidedasuan。”
lingyue:“xiaozeyequ,nimenkeyizuogebana!”
murongyunxiutingjianhoujingmolejimiao,tongyiqulianzong。
wurenzhidaoneijimiaotaxiangleshenme。
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lingyueguaduandianhuahou,juedehunshenshuchang,zhijiewangzijialaogongshenshangyitang,“ai~haishiwocongminga!”
“laogongnishuo,ayunhexiaozexiaoshihoumingmingxingyingbuli,danshibuzhidaocongshenmeshihoukaishiliangrenturanbuduifule。”
“banglianggechouxiaoziyiba,woyouyugan,zheigelianzongliangrenkendinghuibiandebuyiyang。”
fumingnianchongnidexiaolexiao,meiyoushuohua。
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lingyuezheiyicaozuo,murongyunxiuhefubaizezhongjiushiwuhuiduifangshixiangtanlianailecaishangdelianzong。
一周后——
lianzong《xindongzhiboshi》zhengshikaishiluzhi。
zheishiyigezonggongwuqi,yiqiwutiandezongyijiemu。
zhangdaozaikaiboqianyitianjiufabuleyaoqingjiabindezhenrong,yicilaidakairedu。
zaoshangjiudian:danmujiukaishirenao。
【aaaaa,zhongyukaibole。】
【laozidoudengleyizhoule。】
【budebushuo,zhangdaokeyia!zheiyaoqingdedoushijipinna~】
【zantongloushangde,kanlexuanchuanzhaopian,youqineiliugenanjiabin,sihasiha~juele】
【dongdedoudong,nantuana】
【ninininininimen……nandaonvjiabinjiubushijipinle?】
【kao,wozuiaidebaizeyelaile,aaaaaa!】
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“daoyan,wangshangfanxiangdoubucuo。”zhixingdaoyankanlekanmanpingdedanmuxiaozheduizhangdaoshuo。
“neishi”zhangdaozihaodezhualeyibagenbenbucunzaidehuzi。
“yihuierjiabinjiuluxudaole,jiahaojiwei。”
xiayimiaoyouxintongdao“wokeshibajiadidoutoujinqule。”
“zheiciyaoqingdejiabinkedoubujiandanna!”
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接近九点时:
【lailelailelaile,hongtanchuxianle。】
【嘉宾要出场了】
【kuaizhunbeitianpingbajiarenmen!】
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daoyanzujiangzhongrendiyicijianmiananpaizaibieshuyiloudeketing。
rangjiabinmenziyoufahui,tamenbuganshe。
zhibojingtousaoguoquhou,cheshangzhenghaoxialaiyiren。
quanchangxiangbeianlezantingjian。
nanrenchuanzheheisechenshan,yangguangluozaitafashao,fanzheyicenglengbaideguang,chendeneizhanglianbaidejinhutouming。
yanjiehenzhang,chuizheshitouxiapianqianying,taiyan,tongrenshichazongse。
manbujingxindilveguojingtou,zhenggerenyifuyonglansuixingdeyangzi。
pangbianyourenxiangdihuatongguoqu,murongyunxiuzhiweiweiceleceshen,neidongzuosuanbushangjujue,quedaizhezhongwushengdeyapogan——fangfozaishuo,bubikaojin。
danmushunjianshuaguoyipian“buganhuxi”,jingtoulidetaxiangfubeikuangzhudelengdiaohua,meishizhende,keyouwuduanrangrenjuedeshuli。
【wocao,zheishuaibisheia?】
【+1】
【+98765】
【yulequanyemeizheiyihaorena!nanbuchengshisuren?】
【aaaaaaaaaa】
【wojuedingle,yihoujiutale。】
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murongyunxiushidiyigedaode,jinlebieshuhuanguyiquanhouzhaolegeshuangrenshafazuozaileyibian。
meijifenzhonghou,youlaiyiliangche。
chuanzhemeiyouyisizhezhoudebaisechenshan,xiukouguijudijuandaoxiaobei,luchudeshouwanxiantiaoganjingliluo。
biliangshangjiazhefuxikuangyanjing。
【zheizheizhei……haosiwenwenyaderena!】
【zancheng+1,bushiyishengjiushilaoshi。】
【zancheng+13360】
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shenjinghanjinlaihoujianhaiyouyiren,zhudongkaikoudazhaohu,“nihao!wojiaoshenjinghan。”
murongyunxiufangxiashoujizhanqilaihuiyingdao,“murongyunxiu。”
shenjinghanxiaolexiao:“murong?zheigexingshibuduojianle。”
bijinggangrenshideren,yebuzhidaoshuoshenme。
shenjinghanbenlaihaixiangliaojiju,danshijianmurongyunxiusihumeijixuliaotiandeyisi,jiuqishenzaibieshulicanguan。
【什么鬼啊?】
【看着莫名尴尬。】
【meirenguorandoubuaishuohua。】+888
【aiya!tiwomenjinghanbaobeiganga。】
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                 对头?又如何呢!
                                对头?又如何呢!