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zaifensexiaokonglongdebixia，songyuniuniuliyuanyuanchengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie，xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu，daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong，youshenmehaochide，zijibushedechidouliujini。”“qiuqiunijiujiutaba，tahaizheimexiao，wodexiaoxinganbaobeia……”popopingrilaikanzhequeshiduinverhenhao，……jiangrangniyubabuneng，yinfaneixindeshensi。
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daniansanshi，zhengzaichinianyefandequanjiaturanzhongdu，zhiyouwoyirenanranwushi。
jizhengshimenkouquanjiadouzaioutubuzhi，nianyoudenvershenzhixianrulehunmi。hushicuicuwoganjinjiaofeijiuren，
woquedandingdizuozaizhangyishang，naqishoujikanchunwanzhibo。laogongwuzheduzixiangwotoulaiqiqiudemuguang，“laopo，
woquanbugongzidoujiaojinile，nikuaiqunaqianjiu……”“chaoshenmechao，mashangdaozuijingcaidexiaopinle。”，
wozhijiedaduanletadehua，daishangleerji。zhouweiderendouduiwoyilunfenfen，“shenmerena，quanjiadoukuaisile，
haiyouxinqingkanchunwan……”“jiushi，tahaizidoukuaimeiqile，
zheirenbuhuishieduhoumaba……”wochongerbuwendiqiaoqierlangtui，yanzhengzhengdikanzhe，
qinshengnvertingzhilehuxi。woyigandaoyiyuan，songyulimapuguolaibaozhewo，“laopo，nikezongsuanlaile。
”daniansanshizheitian，songyudaleshijigedianhuahanwohuijiachinianyefan，woquandoumeiyoujie。
zhidaowowanchengxinyaodeshiyan，dakaishoujiyikan，caizhidaoquanjiadoushiwuzhongdule。hushidijiwoyizhangzhangdan，
“bingrenshiteshushiwuzhongdu，xuyaoshiyongjinkoudeyaowu，qingjiashujiaofeisanshiwanyuan。”songyuwuzheduzi，
xiangwotoulaijiqiemuguang，“laopo，wodegongzikadouzainishoushang，niqujiaoqianba。”wokanleyanhunmidenver，
danmodisonglesongjian，“kalideyibaiwan，woyijingnaqujiaoshiyanyiqiyufukuanle。”“shenme？”，
songyuyibaduoguowoshoulideshouji，zhanzheshouzhidiankaiyinxingzhanghu。kandaoyueweilingdeneishunjian，yanjingdouzhile。
tananyizhixindizhongxindengjinquhaojici，neigelingdanyijiuchumujingxindichuxianzaipingmuzhong。
songyujidehuadoushuobuqingle，“laopo，ni……meishi，dingjineryi，nikuaiwenrenyaohuilaijiuji。
”“neishijinkoudeyiqi，wohaoburongyizifeiqiangdaode，
zenmenenggouquxiaoyuding……”congqianduiworoushengxiyudelaogongdunshidanu，lishenghechiwo。“jiangnan，
nizongshidaizaishiyanshibupeinverjiusuanle，haiyaotayinweinineixieposhiyanqusima！
”yiyuandezhanglanghuidangzhetadenuhou，bushaobingrenjiashutantoutannaodikanxianglewomenzheibian。
danzhidoukuaituchulaidegonggongpopozhanzhanweiweidizoulai，putongyishengguizaiwomianqian。“jiangnan，
womentiliangnishiyexinzhong，jiawudoushiwomenlaoliangkouzuode，haiziyeshiwomendaide。
”“womenlaoliangkoudainimeiyougonglaoyeyoukulaoba，nijuranyanzhengzhengkanzhewomenqusi！
”wobalianggexuruodelaorenfuqi，tanqiyaoleyaotou。“ba，ma，bushiwobuxiangjiu，
danyiqizhendebunengquxiaoyuding，wodeshiyanyijingdaolejieguyan……”gonggongcanbaidelianyinweifennubiandezhanghong，
zhizhewoma，“nishirenma，quanjiadoukuaisile，haizhangkoubikoushiyan！”guizaidishangdepopomozhelei，
balazhewodekujiao，mengdiketou。“nibujiuwomenjiusuanle，jiudangshiwomenjiamenbuxing，
keniuniushinishiyuehuaitaishengxialaidehaizia……”“tameiwandouhuitixingwomenjiniliuyedeng，
youshenmehaochide，zijibushedechidouliujini。”“qiuqiunijiujiutaba，tahaizheimexiao，
wodexiaoxinganbaobeia……”popopingrilaikanzhequeshiduinverhenhao，yasuiqiandoushihouhoudeyidie，
chichuanyeshimaizuihaode。xiangzhenvernuonuodeshengyinjiaozhewomamadeyangzi，wodeneixinyouyisijidong，
keyijiuyuqipingjing。“ma，jirannizheimetengniuniu，neiburuyongnimendetuixiujinjitajiaoyiyaofeiba。
”zheihuayichu，poposhunjianlengzhule，sizhouweiguanderenzaiyekanbuxiaqu，fenfenduiwozhizhidiandian。
“zheinvdedaodishiqinmahaishihoumaa？zheishixixueguiba，
qulaopoqudaozheizhongzhenshidaobabeizimei……”“lianggelaorenzhenkelian，pingshidaotiedaihaizi，
shengbinghaiyaobeichenhuodajie，jiamenbuxinga……”tingzhezaichangrendemanma，woneixinlengxiao，
kusedichelechezuijiao，qishenyaozou。tengdesihumaolenghandesongyu，yiliantongkudizhuazhuwodeshouwan。“jiangnan，
bamadetuixiujindoujiwomenhunfangjiaoshouqile，nihaiyaoyongdiaotamendeguancaibenma！”“fangshou，
woyaoganhuiquzuoshiyanle……”，huahaimeishuowan，chengzhedimianqishendegonggonghenhenshanlewoyierguang。“**，
bieyiweiwomenbuzhidao，nitiantianwangshiyanshipao，zhendezhishiweilezuoshiyanma！”“nizhengtianshuizaishiyanshi，
genbenjiushiweilehexinlaideshixishengluangao！”gonggongzheihuayichu，weideshuixiebutongdechiguaqunzhongdouzhale。
“wojiushuodaguoniande，haiyousheiningyuanjiabandoubuhuijiachinianyefana，yuanlaishipeiyenanrentuanyuan。
”“guaibudeduilaogongyijiajiansibujiu，shiganzhejixiaosantengweini……”manmashengyicengcengyonglai，
popochilidicongdishangpaqi，manshizhezideliankusangzhe，xiangkuaironghuadexuegao。tayishouwuzhelian，
yishoubuduanbaishouaiqiu，“bieshuole，jiachoubukewaiyang，doubeishuole……”“ba，
ninazhiyanjingzaishiyanshijianshiwo……”。lianshangdeguntangshangweisanqu，jiaoroudeshengyinjiangwodehuadaduan。
“nanjie，nibuyaoguaierlao，shiwokanniuniushizaikelian，
cairenbuzhugaosutamende……”suoyourenchaoshengyindefangxiangkanqu，
wodeshiyanshideqiantailiyuanyuanjingyelaidaoleyiyuan。songyushibushidainverdaoshiyanshi，danwomangzhezuoshiyan，
daduoshihoudoushiliyuanyuantiwozhaodaitamenliangfunv。liyuanyuanluchuyilianburen，“niuniuzonggenwoshuoxiangmama，
woshizaishiburenxinkanzhenipaoqita。”“wobenyishixiangrangnijiarenquanquanni，niuniuzheimehao，
huitoushianbajie……”shide，wodenverhenhao，tahuiqiaoqiaozaiwoerbianshuo，
“wozhidaomamakanqilailengbingbingde，danxinshinuannuande。”tahaishuo，“laoshijiaowo，
zheishijieyoudaaiyouxiaoai，mamayanzhideyaokeyijiuhenduoxiaopengyou……”xiangdaozheili，womoranwolewoquantou，
taitoukanxiangliyuanyuan。gangxiangshuoshenme，popofachulaijinghu，“jiuming，yishengkuailaia！wodesunnvbuxingle！
”。zhijiantangzaidanjiashangdenverhunshenfazi，buduanchouchu，shenzhikaishihuxikunnan。
yishengwenshengkuaibuzoulezoulaiguolai，jiangnversongjinlejijiushi，hushizaicicuicuwo。“womenhuijinliqiangjiu，
danbushiyongjinkouyao，wufaquebaoqiangjiuxiaoguo。
ninyexiwanghaizidedaozuihaodejiuzhuba”“zhiqianyoubingrenyongleangguideyaoyoudilaide，
xianzaimeiyoushoufeideqingkuangxia，womenmeiyouquanxiankaiyao！”suoyourendemuguangdouluozailewodeshenshang，
“tabujiqianbushiweinanyishengma？”“youshenmeshiyanbinverdeminghaizhongyao，
yaowoshuoneiyibaiwantakendingbushinaqujiaoyufukuanzheimejiandan……”zaiyipianzhiyishengzhongshoujixiangqi，
wojietingledianhua。“e，shiyangboshiya，yiqiwoshiyidingyaode，yufukuanquedingzhifu，
buhuituideninfangxinba……”yizhihongzheyanmeishuohuadesongyuyibaduoguowodeshouji，henhenzazailedishang，
falekuangdiyongjiaocai。“qu**shiyan！jiangnan，womingzhibeidailvmaohaitaoxintaofeiduini，
nijiuzheimelengxuema！”“woyiweiwozugoubeiweijiukeyihuanhuiniyidiandianai，weiniuniuliuzhuwanzhengdejia！
shiwoyanxia，shiwojian！”songyusixinliefeidishuangquanchuidazhezijidexiongkou，shenzhishanziji。
kanzhetazheiweiquzhijidemoyang，wobuyouxiangqitazheixienianlaijiangwopengzaishouxinshangdeyimumu。
tabaozhegangshengwanniuniudewomanyanxinteng，shuozaiyebushengle，
zuoyuezishiwodeneiyikudoushitaxide……“haizikuaibuxingle，nimendaodiyongbuyongjinkouyao！”，
hushideshengyinjiangwodesixuchouhui。“yongjinkoude！jirannanjiezheimehenxin，jiuyongwodeshoushufeijiuniuniuba！
”“wodelezigongjiliuyeyaobulehaizile，niuniuhewotouyuan，wojiurentazuo**nverle。
”liyuanyuannachuyinxingkadetongshi，chiguaqunzhongjuqishoujiduizhunlewo。“tiana，daodisheishiqinmaa，
zheiweili**shitianshiba，
ruguotashixiaonvhaimamajiuhaole……”“woyijingbazheiedunvrendezuilianpailexialai，
denghaizixinglerangtakankandaodisheishirensheishigui！”……zaiyipianmanmashengzhong，
woruowuqishidijianqidishangdeshouji，“xinghaohainengyong，buranyaocuoguochunwanle。”womolemopingmudeliefeng，
qiaoqierlangtuizuoxia，daishangerji，diankaileyangshizhibo。nadaofukuandandehushi，
jisongyuhegongpogedaleyizhenjinkouyao，sanrenmingxianhuanleguolai。keguolebudaowufenzhong，
youyigehushicongjizhenshichongchulai。“buhaole，haizixinzangchuxianshuaijie，kaishigongxuebuzu，
jixujitashuxueweichiqiguanjibenyunzuo。”tingdaozheihua，popodangchangtuiruan，chadianyunleguoqu，
yinweinvershihenhanjiandexiongmaoxue。jiaojiwanfendesongyuyanzhuzizhuanleyouzhuan，sihuturanxiangdaoshenme，
yipainaodai。“jiangnan，nibujiushixiongmaoxuema，ganghaonikeyijiniuniushuxue！
”zhongrentingdaoyedunshisonglekouqi，woquechongerbuwen，zhiguzhekanxiaopinkandehahadaxiao。zuozaiwoyipang，
qingjinbaoqidepangshencongyizishangdanqi，“nishibushiyoubinga，haizikuaisilehaixiaodechulai！
”“nizheigebushoufudao，duiqinshengguroudouzheimelengxuederen，jianzhishiwomennvrendechiru！
”“nizheizhongnvrenxianzaibushoushi，hailiuzheguonianma！bidelaoniangchuxiyejinikaihun！
”jiuzaitadaxiangyiyangdetuikuaichuaiwoshenshangdeshunjian，songyujinjinbaozhulewo。
tayongzijidehoubeitiwoshengshengaileyijiao，chitengdijiaoleyisheng，shenglixingdeyanleilimayongchu。
tianletianliudaozuijiaodeyanlei，songyuchilidiyiziyijukenqiuwo，“jiangnan，qiuni，jiu，niuniu。
”popoleiliumanliandipudaozaiwogenqian，“nannanzhiyaonikenjiuniuniu，
woyihouzuoniuzuomasihounidouxing……”“niyaoqianshime？haohaohao……woqujianlaji，
qumaixuejiniqian……”liyuanyuanyekudelihuadaiyu，“kexiwoxuexingpeibushanga，
keyidehuabieshuoyaowodexue，yaowohuanmingyexing……”“wodebingyebuzhile，
yihouwodegongzidouliujinanjienichengme？qiunijiujiuhaiziba……”liyuanyuanhepopokuzuoyituan，
huxiangbaozheanweibici，songyuyeguolaianfutamen。ciqingcijing，fangfotamencaishiyijiaren，
zaichangderenwubuyinliyuanyuandeshanliangerdongrong。wobujibumandishuoleju，“yaowoshuxueyexing，lihunba，
nijingshenchuhujiuxing。”songyutongkongzhenliedikanzhewo，sihuzaikanyigefengzi，“womendecunkuannidouhuawanle，
wonalihaiyouqian！”“haiyouyitaofangzia。”，wokanzheshoujipingmu，toudoumeitaiqiyixia。
“niniangjiayousantaofangzi，zheitaohunfangshiwohebamataokongjixugongde，niyaowoquanjiayihoushuidajiema？
”“xu！”，wojiangshizhifangzaizuishang，bunaifandizhoumei，“chaoshenmechao，daozuijingcaidexiaopinle。
”songyushenshentanlekouqi，xiandeyiliandewunai。“wulundarenyoushenmemaodun，haizidoushiwugude，
yanxiawoqunalizhaolihunxieyi，nixianshuxuezaishuoba……”rangtawanwanmeixiangdaodeshi，
wocongbaolinachuleyifenlihunxieyi。songyuxiabadoukuaihediao，“ni……nijuranzaojiuzhunbeihao？
”wolenglengdizhishitadeyanjing，shengyinturanbagaolebadu，“nibushixiangjiunverma，zhendexiangjiunijiuqiana！
”songyubeiwoturuqilaideqiangshixialeyitiao，kezhandoudeshuangshouchichimeiyoujiezhulihunxieyi。jiangchijian，
yigewaimaixiaogezhanlechulai，duoguowoshoulidelihunxieyisigefensui。“gemen，wotinibaojingle，
zheinvrenbaimingzaoyouyumou，jiushiyaoxiguangnidexue，niqianwanbiexiatao！”qitarenyegenzhefuhe，“duia，
zenmequanjiadoushiwuzhongdujiutameishi，gaibuhuishitaxiadeduba……”raner，tingdaobaojinglianggezi，
songyudezuijiaomingxianzhanleyixia，manliandebuziran。songyudeyuqiruanlexialai，“haolenannan，
womenyijiarendeshihaiyaonaodaojingjuma，duodiuren。”tayigedananrenshenzhiyaohuidaodishangqiuwo，
danwojianchibuqianzijiubujiuren。jizhenshimenkouchaodefenfenrangrang，doushuowoweileqianxishengqinshenggurou。
yougegangdawandiandidewanghong，dangchangkaiqilezhibo，“xinniandiyidufu，weibaoyangnaigoushourenqinwa！”。
manpingdedanmuquanshiduiwodemanma，rangwoganjinqusi，xianchangjizhenshimenkougengshiqunqingjifen。
kanzhenuhuozhongshaodezhongren，wozhanzaiyizishangdahan，“dajiaxiangzhidaowoweishenmebujiuzijideqinshengnverma！
”zheihuayichu，changmianshunjiananjingxialai，wojinjiezheshuo，“jizhenshiligenbenbushizaijiuren，shizaisharen！
”mimangdezhongrenmianmianxiangqu，budengtamenhuiguoshenlai，wonaqiyipangdemiehuoqi，mengdizaxiangjijiushidedamen。
gonggonghesongyudouxianglailanwo，“jiangnannifengle！niuniuzailimianjijiu，nixianghaisitama！
”woshichuhunshenliqibamenzakai，poqiezhidaozhenxiangdezhongrenrutonghongshui，yongrulejijiushi。jinquyikan，
nvertangzaibinglengdejijiutaishang，daizheyangqimianzhao，lianshangmeiyouyisixuese。keshizhurenzhizhexindianjianhuyi，
henhendengzhewo，“suoyourendoukandaole，tanverkuaibeitahaisile！”“nibujinbujiqian，yebushuxuejiuta，
danwuletadebingqing，haizaizheilinaoshi，shiburangwomenjiutama！”genzhejinlaiderendoujuedebeiwoshuale，
youduizhewomamalielie。“haiyiweilingyouyinqing，yuanlaishitazijibuxiangjiuren，xiangbaguoshuaijiyisheng！
”“zheixinjibiaobawomendoukengle，xiangsharenderenshitacaidui！”，wulunzhibojianhaishixianchangdouyipianhuaran。
suoyourendouzaiwenjingchashenmeshihoudao，yaojiangwoshengzhiyifa。woquesihaobuzaihu，yibubudichaonverzouqu，
ranhoujiangtadeyangqimianzhaonadiao，jiangtabaozaihuaili。zuikaojinnverhushidoubeiwodecaozuoheshale，
jiejiebabadishuo，“ni……nifengle……”songyujianzhuangganjinlailanwo，“jiangnan，
tashiwomendeqinshenghaizia，niweishenmeyaoshaleta！weishenme！”zhuzhiyishijimangbabaoanjiaolai，
yaojiangwotuozou，kewozhisisibaozhuyuelaiyuelengdenver。zhidaoxindianjiankongyifachujicudejiaosheng，
woyijiubusongshou，yanzhengzhengdikanzhe，xindiantubianchengyitiaozhixian。zaichangderendoubeitongwanfenditanxi，
zhuzhiyishigengyanzhexuanbulenverdesiwangshijian。songyuzaiyebengbuzhule，“a”deyisheng，