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zuozhe“fensexiaokonglong”chuangzuodeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《nianyefanquanjiazhongdu，wodandingkanchunwan》，jiangshudeshizhujiaosongyuniuniuliyuanyuanzhijiandegushi，jingcaineirongjieshao：”daniansanshizheitian，songyudaleshijigedianhuahanwohuijiachinianyefan，woquandoumeiyoujie。zhidaowowanchengxinyaodeshiyan，dakaishoujiyikan，caizhidaoquanjiadoushiwuzhong……

精彩章节

daniansanshi，zhengzaichinianyefandequanjiaturanzhongdu，zhiyouwoyirenanranwushi。

jizhengshimenkouquanjiadouzaioutubuzhi，nianyoudenvershenzhixianrulehunmi。hushicuicuwoganjinjiaofeijiuren，

woquedandingdizuozaizhangyishang，naqishoujikanchunwanzhibo。laogongwuzheduzixiangwotoulaiqiqiudemuguang，“laopo，

woquanbugongzidoujiaojinile，nikuaiqunaqianjiu……”“chaoshenmechao，mashangdaozuijingcaidexiaopinle。”，

wozhijiedaduanletadehua，daishangleerji。zhouweiderendouduiwoyilunfenfen，“shenmerena，quanjiadoukuaisile，

haiyouxinqingkanchunwan……”“jiushi，tahaizidoukuaimeiqile，

zheirenbuhuishieduhoumaba……”wochongerbuwendiqiaoqierlangtui，yanzhengzhengdikanzhe，

qinshengnvertingzhilehuxi。woyigandaoyiyuan，songyulimapuguolaibaozhewo，“laopo，nikezongsuanlaile。

”daniansanshizheitian，songyudaleshijigedianhuahanwohuijiachinianyefan，woquandoumeiyoujie。

zhidaowowanchengxinyaodeshiyan，dakaishoujiyikan，caizhidaoquanjiadoushiwuzhongdule。hushidijiwoyizhangzhangdan，

“bingrenshiteshushiwuzhongdu，xuyaoshiyongjinkoudeyaowu，qingjiashujiaofeisanshiwanyuan。”songyuwuzheduzi，

xiangwotoulaijiqiemuguang，“laopo，wodegongzikadouzainishoushang，niqujiaoqianba。”wokanleyanhunmidenver，

danmodisonglesongjian，“kalideyibaiwan，woyijingnaqujiaoshiyanyiqiyufukuanle。”“shenme？”，

songyuyibaduoguowoshoulideshouji，zhanzheshouzhidiankaiyinxingzhanghu。kandaoyueweilingdeneishunjian，yanjingdouzhile。

tananyizhixindizhongxindengjinquhaojici，neigelingdanyijiuchumujingxindichuxianzaipingmuzhong。

songyujidehuadoushuobuqingle，“laopo，ni……meishi，dingjineryi，nikuaiwenrenyaohuilaijiuji。

”“neishijinkoudeyiqi，wohaoburongyizifeiqiangdaode，

zenmenenggouquxiaoyuding……”congqianduiworoushengxiyudelaogongdunshidanu，lishenghechiwo。“jiangnan，

nizongshidaizaishiyanshibupeinverjiusuanle，haiyaotayinweinineixieposhiyanqusima！

”yiyuandezhanglanghuidangzhetadenuhou，bushaobingrenjiashutantoutannaodikanxianglewomenzheibian。

danzhidoukuaituchulaidegonggongpopozhanzhanweiweidizoulai，putongyishengguizaiwomianqian。“jiangnan，

womentiliangnishiyexinzhong，jiawudoushiwomenlaoliangkouzuode，haiziyeshiwomendaide。

”“womenlaoliangkoudainimeiyougonglaoyeyoukulaoba，nijuranyanzhengzhengkanzhewomenqusi！

”wobalianggexuruodelaorenfuqi，tanqiyaoleyaotou。“ba，ma，bushiwobuxiangjiu，

danyiqizhendebunengquxiaoyuding，wodeshiyanyijingdaolejieguyan……”gonggongcanbaidelianyinweifennubiandezhanghong，

zhizhewoma，“nishirenma，quanjiadoukuaisile，haizhangkoubikoushiyan！”guizaidishangdepopomozhelei，

balazhewodekujiao，mengdiketou。“nibujiuwomenjiusuanle，jiudangshiwomenjiamenbuxing，

keniuniushinishiyuehuaitaishengxialaidehaizia……”“tameiwandouhuitixingwomenjiniliuyedeng，

youshenmehaochide，zijibushedechidouliujini。”“qiuqiunijiujiutaba，tahaizheimexiao，

wodexiaoxinganbaobeia……”popopingrilaikanzhequeshiduinverhenhao，yasuiqiandoushihouhoudeyidie，

chichuanyeshimaizuihaode。xiangzhenvernuonuodeshengyinjiaozhewomamadeyangzi，wodeneixinyouyisijidong，

keyijiuyuqipingjing。“ma，jirannizheimetengniuniu，neiburuyongnimendetuixiujinjitajiaoyiyaofeiba。

”zheihuayichu，poposhunjianlengzhule，sizhouweiguanderenzaiyekanbuxiaqu，fenfenduiwozhizhidiandian。

“zheinvdedaodishiqinmahaishihoumaa？zheishixixueguiba，

qulaopoqudaozheizhongzhenshidaobabeizimei……”“lianggelaorenzhenkelian，pingshidaotiedaihaizi，

shengbinghaiyaobeichenhuodajie，jiamenbuxinga……”tingzhezaichangrendemanma，woneixinlengxiao，

kusedichelechezuijiao，qishenyaozou。tengdesihumaolenghandesongyu，yiliantongkudizhuazhuwodeshouwan。“jiangnan，

bamadetuixiujindoujiwomenhunfangjiaoshouqile，nihaiyaoyongdiaotamendeguancaibenma！”“fangshou，

woyaoganhuiquzuoshiyanle……”，huahaimeishuowan，chengzhedimianqishendegonggonghenhenshanlewoyierguang。“**，

bieyiweiwomenbuzhidao，nitiantianwangshiyanshipao，zhendezhishiweilezuoshiyanma！”“nizhengtianshuizaishiyanshi，

genbenjiushiweilehexinlaideshixishengluangao！”gonggongzheihuayichu，weideshuixiebutongdechiguaqunzhongdouzhale。

“wojiushuodaguoniande，haiyousheiningyuanjiabandoubuhuijiachinianyefana，yuanlaishipeiyenanrentuanyuan。

”“guaibudeduilaogongyijiajiansibujiu，shiganzhejixiaosantengweini……”manmashengyicengcengyonglai，

popochilidicongdishangpaqi，manshizhezideliankusangzhe，xiangkuaironghuadexuegao。tayishouwuzhelian，

yishoubuduanbaishouaiqiu，“bieshuole，jiachoubukewaiyang，doubeishuole……”“ba，

ninazhiyanjingzaishiyanshijianshiwo……”。lianshangdeguntangshangweisanqu，jiaoroudeshengyinjiangwodehuadaduan。

“nanjie，nibuyaoguaierlao，shiwokanniuniushizaikelian，

cairenbuzhugaosutamende……”suoyourenchaoshengyindefangxiangkanqu，

wodeshiyanshideqiantailiyuanyuanjingyelaidaoleyiyuan。songyushibushidainverdaoshiyanshi，danwomangzhezuoshiyan，

daduoshihoudoushiliyuanyuantiwozhaodaitamenliangfunv。liyuanyuanluchuyilianburen，“niuniuzonggenwoshuoxiangmama，

woshizaishiburenxinkanzhenipaoqita。”“wobenyishixiangrangnijiarenquanquanni，niuniuzheimehao，

huitoushianbajie……”shide，wodenverhenhao，tahuiqiaoqiaozaiwoerbianshuo，

“wozhidaomamakanqilailengbingbingde，danxinshinuannuande。”tahaishuo，“laoshijiaowo，

zheishijieyoudaaiyouxiaoai，mamayanzhideyaokeyijiuhenduoxiaopengyou……”xiangdaozheili，womoranwolewoquantou，

taitoukanxiangliyuanyuan。gangxiangshuoshenme，popofachulaijinghu，“jiuming，yishengkuailaia！wodesunnvbuxingle！

”。zhijiantangzaidanjiashangdenverhunshenfazi，buduanchouchu，shenzhikaishihuxikunnan。

yishengwenshengkuaibuzoulezoulaiguolai，jiangnversongjinlejijiushi，hushizaicicuicuwo。“womenhuijinliqiangjiu，

danbushiyongjinkouyao，wufaquebaoqiangjiuxiaoguo。

ninyexiwanghaizidedaozuihaodejiuzhuba”“zhiqianyoubingrenyongleangguideyaoyoudilaide，

xianzaimeiyoushoufeideqingkuangxia，womenmeiyouquanxiankaiyao！”suoyourendemuguangdouluozailewodeshenshang，

“tabujiqianbushiweinanyishengma？”“youshenmeshiyanbinverdeminghaizhongyao，

yaowoshuoneiyibaiwantakendingbushinaqujiaoyufukuanzheimejiandan……”zaiyipianzhiyishengzhongshoujixiangqi，

wojietingledianhua。“e，shiyangboshiya，yiqiwoshiyidingyaode，yufukuanquedingzhifu，

buhuituideninfangxinba……”yizhihongzheyanmeishuohuadesongyuyibaduoguowodeshouji，henhenzazailedishang，

falekuangdiyongjiaocai。“qu**shiyan！jiangnan，womingzhibeidailvmaohaitaoxintaofeiduini，

nijiuzheimelengxuema！”“woyiweiwozugoubeiweijiukeyihuanhuiniyidiandianai，weiniuniuliuzhuwanzhengdejia！

shiwoyanxia，shiwojian！”songyusixinliefeidishuangquanchuidazhezijidexiongkou，shenzhishanziji。

kanzhetazheiweiquzhijidemoyang，wobuyouxiangqitazheixienianlaijiangwopengzaishouxinshangdeyimumu。

tabaozhegangshengwanniuniudewomanyanxinteng，shuozaiyebushengle，

zuoyuezishiwodeneiyikudoushitaxide……“haizikuaibuxingle，nimendaodiyongbuyongjinkouyao！”，

hushideshengyinjiangwodesixuchouhui。“yongjinkoude！jirannanjiezheimehenxin，jiuyongwodeshoushufeijiuniuniuba！

”“wodelezigongjiliuyeyaobulehaizile，niuniuhewotouyuan，wojiurentazuo**nverle。

”liyuanyuannachuyinxingkadetongshi，chiguaqunzhongjuqishoujiduizhunlewo。“tiana，daodisheishiqinmaa，

zheiweili**shitianshiba，

ruguotashixiaonvhaimamajiuhaole……”“woyijingbazheiedunvrendezuilianpailexialai，

denghaizixinglerangtakankandaodisheishirensheishigui！”……zaiyipianmanmashengzhong，

woruowuqishidijianqidishangdeshouji，“xinghaohainengyong，buranyaocuoguochunwanle。”womolemopingmudeliefeng，

qiaoqierlangtuizuoxia，daishangerji，diankaileyangshizhibo。nadaofukuandandehushi，

jisongyuhegongpogedaleyizhenjinkouyao，sanrenmingxianhuanleguolai。keguolebudaowufenzhong，

youyigehushicongjizhenshichongchulai。“buhaole，haizixinzangchuxianshuaijie，kaishigongxuebuzu，

jixujitashuxueweichiqiguanjibenyunzuo。”tingdaozheihua，popodangchangtuiruan，chadianyunleguoqu，

yinweinvershihenhanjiandexiongmaoxue。jiaojiwanfendesongyuyanzhuzizhuanleyouzhuan，sihuturanxiangdaoshenme，

yipainaodai。“jiangnan，nibujiushixiongmaoxuema，ganghaonikeyijiniuniushuxue！

”zhongrentingdaoyedunshisonglekouqi，woquechongerbuwen，zhiguzhekanxiaopinkandehahadaxiao。zuozaiwoyipang，

qingjinbaoqidepangshencongyizishangdanqi，“nishibushiyoubinga，haizikuaisilehaixiaodechulai！

”“nizheigebushoufudao，duiqinshengguroudouzheimelengxuederen，jianzhishiwomennvrendechiru！

”“nizheizhongnvrenxianzaibushoushi，hailiuzheguonianma！bidelaoniangchuxiyejinikaihun！

”jiuzaitadaxiangyiyangdetuikuaichuaiwoshenshangdeshunjian，songyujinjinbaozhulewo。

tayongzijidehoubeitiwoshengshengaileyijiao，chitengdijiaoleyisheng，shenglixingdeyanleilimayongchu。

tianletianliudaozuijiaodeyanlei，songyuchilidiyiziyijukenqiuwo，“jiangnan，qiuni，jiu，niuniu。

”popoleiliumanliandipudaozaiwogenqian，“nannanzhiyaonikenjiuniuniu，

woyihouzuoniuzuomasihounidouxing……”“niyaoqianshime？haohaohao……woqujianlaji，

qumaixuejiniqian……”liyuanyuanyekudelihuadaiyu，“kexiwoxuexingpeibushanga，

keyidehuabieshuoyaowodexue，yaowohuanmingyexing……”“wodebingyebuzhile，

yihouwodegongzidouliujinanjienichengme？qiunijiujiuhaiziba……”liyuanyuanhepopokuzuoyituan，

huxiangbaozheanweibici，songyuyeguolaianfutamen。ciqingcijing，fangfotamencaishiyijiaren，

zaichangderenwubuyinliyuanyuandeshanliangerdongrong。wobujibumandishuoleju，“yaowoshuxueyexing，lihunba，

nijingshenchuhujiuxing。”songyutongkongzhenliedikanzhewo，sihuzaikanyigefengzi，“womendecunkuannidouhuawanle，

wonalihaiyouqian！”“haiyouyitaofangzia。”，wokanzheshoujipingmu，toudoumeitaiqiyixia。

“niniangjiayousantaofangzi，zheitaohunfangshiwohebamataokongjixugongde，niyaowoquanjiayihoushuidajiema？

”“xu！”，wojiangshizhifangzaizuishang，bunaifandizhoumei，“chaoshenmechao，daozuijingcaidexiaopinle。

”songyushenshentanlekouqi，xiandeyiliandewunai。“wulundarenyoushenmemaodun，haizidoushiwugude，

yanxiawoqunalizhaolihunxieyi，nixianshuxuezaishuoba……”rangtawanwanmeixiangdaodeshi，

wocongbaolinachuleyifenlihunxieyi。songyuxiabadoukuaihediao，“ni……nijuranzaojiuzhunbeihao？

”wolenglengdizhishitadeyanjing，shengyinturanbagaolebadu，“nibushixiangjiunverma，zhendexiangjiunijiuqiana！

”songyubeiwoturuqilaideqiangshixialeyitiao，kezhandoudeshuangshouchichimeiyoujiezhulihunxieyi。jiangchijian，

yigewaimaixiaogezhanlechulai，duoguowoshoulidelihunxieyisigefensui。“gemen，wotinibaojingle，

zheinvrenbaimingzaoyouyumou，jiushiyaoxiguangnidexue，niqianwanbiexiatao！”qitarenyegenzhefuhe，“duia，

zenmequanjiadoushiwuzhongdujiutameishi，gaibuhuishitaxiadeduba……”raner，tingdaobaojinglianggezi，

songyudezuijiaomingxianzhanleyixia，manliandebuziran。songyudeyuqiruanlexialai，“haolenannan，

womenyijiarendeshihaiyaonaodaojingjuma，duodiuren。”tayigedananrenshenzhiyaohuidaodishangqiuwo，

danwojianchibuqianzijiubujiuren。jizhenshimenkouchaodefenfenrangrang，doushuowoweileqianxishengqinshenggurou。

yougegangdawandiandidewanghong，dangchangkaiqilezhibo，“xinniandiyidufu，weibaoyangnaigoushourenqinwa！”。

manpingdedanmuquanshiduiwodemanma，rangwoganjinqusi，xianchangjizhenshimenkougengshiqunqingjifen。

kanzhenuhuozhongshaodezhongren，wozhanzaiyizishangdahan，“dajiaxiangzhidaowoweishenmebujiuzijideqinshengnverma！

”zheihuayichu，changmianshunjiananjingxialai，wojinjiezheshuo，“jizhenshiligenbenbushizaijiuren，shizaisharen！

”mimangdezhongrenmianmianxiangqu，budengtamenhuiguoshenlai，wonaqiyipangdemiehuoqi，mengdizaxiangjijiushidedamen。

gonggonghesongyudouxianglailanwo，“jiangnannifengle！niuniuzailimianjijiu，nixianghaisitama！

”woshichuhunshenliqibamenzakai，poqiezhidaozhenxiangdezhongrenrutonghongshui，yongrulejijiushi。jinquyikan，

nvertangzaibinglengdejijiutaishang，daizheyangqimianzhao，lianshangmeiyouyisixuese。keshizhurenzhizhexindianjianhuyi，

henhendengzhewo，“suoyourendoukandaole，tanverkuaibeitahaisile！”“nibujinbujiqian，yebushuxuejiuta，

danwuletadebingqing，haizaizheilinaoshi，shiburangwomenjiutama！”genzhejinlaiderendoujuedebeiwoshuale，

youduizhewomamalielie。“haiyiweilingyouyinqing，yuanlaishitazijibuxiangjiuren，xiangbaguoshuaijiyisheng！

”“zheixinjibiaobawomendoukengle，xiangsharenderenshitacaidui！”，wulunzhibojianhaishixianchangdouyipianhuaran。

suoyourendouzaiwenjingchashenmeshihoudao，yaojiangwoshengzhiyifa。woquesihaobuzaihu，yibubudichaonverzouqu，

ranhoujiangtadeyangqimianzhaonadiao，jiangtabaozaihuaili。zuikaojinnverhushidoubeiwodecaozuoheshale，

jiejiebabadishuo，“ni……nifengle……”songyujianzhuangganjinlailanwo，“jiangnan，

tashiwomendeqinshenghaizia，niweishenmeyaoshaleta！weishenme！”zhuzhiyishijimangbabaoanjiaolai，

yaojiangwotuozou，kewozhisisibaozhuyuelaiyuelengdenver。zhidaoxindianjiankongyifachujicudejiaosheng，

woyijiubusongshou，yanzhengzhengdikanzhe，xindiantubianchengyitiaozhixian。zaichangderendoubeitongwanfenditanxi，

zhuzhiyishigengyanzhexuanbulenverdesiwangshijian。songyuzaiyebengbuzhule，“a”deyisheng，