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renyingzhuanguotou，lianshangdaizhegeqingtongmianju，mianjushangkezheyinyangyudetuan。talengxiaoyisheng，
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“daodizenmehuishi？”wodingzhemaobi，shouwanshangdehonghensuiranbuzaimanyan，queyijiuyinyinzuotong。huran，
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”woxiangqigujilidejizai，wuxiansihou，hunpofuzailewugubishang，wanglaotouzhishibeitaliyongdeqizi，
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”yigeqingcuideshengyincongmenkouchuanlai，jinlaideshiyigechuanbaidaguadenvhai，shoulinazheyigexueyangshiguan，
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”linxibashiguandijiwo：“nidexuelihanyouchunyangzhiqi，yinggaishitianshengde，
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”wohuaposhouzhi，xianxuedizaizhushabishang，bijiandeanhongshunjianfeitengqilai，biganshangdeyunwenjulierudong，
xiangshiyoushenmedongxiyaoconglimianzuanchulai。turan，maobizaikongzhongfeiwu，xiexiayixingzi：“chenyan，
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”“shenmeyisi？”wolengzhule。linxilianseyibian：“buhao，wuxiandecannianzaicaokongbi！
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woxiayishiduoshan，xianxuejianzaihuangzhishang，huangzhishunjianranqihongsedehuoyan，huoyanzhong，
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chaowopulai。wowojinzhushabi，baxianxuemozaibijian，honghenhuaguo，wuxiandecanhunfachuyishengcanjiao，
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huifuchengyizhiputongdemaobi。shouwanshangdehonghenyemanmantunqu，zhishengxiadandandeyinji。“jieshule？
”wowen。linxidiandiantou，youyaoyaotou：“bilidecannianbeifengyinle，dannihezheibidelianxihaizai。yihou，
takenenghaihuibangnisuanming，yekenenghaihuidailaimafan，jiukannizenmeyongtale。”wonaqimaobi，
zhijianchuanlaiyizhenwennuandechugan，buzaishizhiqiandecitong。huoxu，jiuxianglinxishuode，bibenshenmeiyoushane，
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laochengquzaiyemeiyoufashenghaizishizongdeanzi，laizhaowosuanmingderenyijiuluoyibujue，
zhishiwozaiyebuganqingyidongyongzhushabi，chufeishiyudaozhenzhengxuyaobangzhuderen。zheitian，
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limianluchuyigeheiqiqidedongxue。dongxueshenchu，amingbeibangzaishitaishang，shitaishangkezhebaguazhen，
zhouweibaimanlezhiren。wuxiandecanhunpiaofuzaikongzhong，liansezhengning：“chenyan，niyiweifengyinlewojiuyouyongma？
zhiyaojiqizuihouyigejipin，wojiunengchongpofengyin，daoshihou，zhenggechengshidouhuichengweiwodejipin！
”wojuqizhushabi，xianxuedizaibijian：“zheici，wobuhuizairangnidecheng。”wuxiandecanhunchaowopulai，
dongxueliguaqizhenzhenyinfeng，zhirenyigegehuoleguolai，chaozhewomenbijin。linxicongbaolitaochuyibanuomi，
saxiangzhiren，nuomiluozaizhirenshenshang，shunjianranqihuoyan。“po！”wohuibiyizhan，honghenhuaguo，
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wochongguoqubatabaozaihuaili。jiuzaizheishi，dongxueturanjulieyaohuang，dingbudeshikuaibuduandiaoluo。“kuaizou！
muyaotale！”linxidahan。womenbaozheamingchaodongkoupaoqu，shenhouchuanlaiwuxiandesihou：“chenyan，
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”huidaolaochengqu，zhangshenkuzhexiangwomendaoxie。wokanzheshoulidezhushabi，bijiandeanhongjianjiantunqu，
huifuchengleputongdehongse。shouwanshangdehonghenchedixiaoshile，xiangshicongweichuxianguo。linxizhanzaiyipang，
xiaozheshuo：“kanlaizheici，shizhendejieshule。”wodiandiantou，bazhushabifanghuibitong：“huoxuba，
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xuezhouzhongxian：huicengzhangxinde“biduiyou”diaolianziyanzhigedemumenbeifengnaode“zhiyazhiya”hanyang，
chenyanpazaibaxianzhuoshang，yongzhijianchuogujishangdewuzi——neituanheiyinzigenkuaixiaomeiqiuside，
pianshengyangguangyizhao，juran“zila”huakai，luchuzhushaxiaozi：“xuezhouyinhun，sananweiji，gubirenzhu，
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xiangshizaitixing“mandianpao，bieshuaila”，redechenyanrenbuzhuxiao：“zhidaola，wodexiaozuzong！
”jizhenshili，laoyeyeguozhebeizidunang：“jiuyaolekoutanghulu，hongdaodaokuairaogebosanquan！zaizheiyangxiaqu，
wozheilaogebodouyaocheng‘hongshengshoulian’la！”chuanfenqundejiejiegengweiqu，
yankuanghonghongde：“gangdaoyanzhigemenkoudagelengzhan，xizaojiukanjianhonghen，yinyuanmeisuanchengyaoxianjiaodaizaizhei？
wohaimeichuanhunshani！”linxijuzhejianyanbaogao，saibangzigudexianghanlekeputao：“yinxiezhiqichaozhiqiansanbei！
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”chenyantaochuhuangzhipuzaizhuoshang，gangbazhushabifangshangqu，bijianjiu“shuashua”zidongxiezi，
ziwaidexiangniuyangge，xiewanhaizaimoweihualegewaiwainiuniudexiaokulian：“xixianglaohuaishu，diyianji。