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pozhounayouzheimenan？kanbenshoubenjiaoshensuanzishuabixiaoshuojuqingduqilaizhenshiyouluoji，renwuxingxianghenliti，feichangermuyixin。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanzhiyaojiqisishijiugehunpo，wojiunengzhangshengbulao！niyiweininengzuzhiwo？”tabazhirenrengxiangjitan，zhirenshunjianranqiheisedehuoyan，jitanshangdezhirenyigegehuo……

精彩章节

diyizhangzhushabixinglaochengqudexiangnongzangzaiwutongshuyinli，qingshibanfengliqianzhejingniandeyuhen。wojiaochenyan，

zuxiazheijian“yanzhige”shi，yuanzhuzhiliuxiayizhangquejiaodebaxianzhuo、yibadiaoqidemuyi，

haiyoubitonglineizhihongqibanbodemaobi——bigankezhefanfudeyunwen，bijianzhanzhediananhong，

xiangganhedexue。“chenxiansheng，bangwosuansuan？”tuimenjinlaideshizhangshen，zhuxiangkoudisanjia，

shoulizuanzhegetunsedebubao，“wojiaaming，santianmeihuijiale。”wogangshaokaideshuihaizaihulimaopao，

zhifumosuozheneizhimaobi，zhijianhuranchuanlaiyizhencitong。taiyanshi，baxianzhuoshangjingpingkongchuxianleyizhanghuangzhi，

maobizidongxuanleqilai，zhushasedezijisusuliutang：“dongnanfang，feiqiaodi，yinshijian。

”zhangshenhedehoutuibanbu：“zhei……zheishi？”woyelengle。wonashishenmeshensuanzi？

buguoshigeqianlegaolidai，zoutouwulucaijieshouzheijianpopuzideqiongguangdan。keneizijilitouzhibei，

bihuajiantouzhegushuobuchudeguiyi，pianpianzhixiangdefangxiang，zhengshixiangweineizuozaoyifeiqideshiqiao。“bieshengzhang，

”woqiangzhuangzhending，bahuangzhizhehaosaijita，“yinshidaizhehaizidetieshenyiwuqu，bierangrengenzhe。

”zhangshenbanxinbanyidizoule。wodingzheneizhimaobi，huranfaxianbiganshangdeyunwenhaoxianghuoleguolai，

zaidengguangxiahuanhuanrudong。yeli，wobaozhemaobisuozaiyizishang，mimihuhujianjingmengjianyipianxuesemiwu，

wuliyougeshayadeshengyinfanfushuo：“birenzhu，suanshengsi，qiandezhai，yongminghai。”yinshigangdao，

xiangkouchuanlaizhangshendekuhan。wochongchuqu，zhijianfeiqiaodiweileyiquanren，amingguorantangzaineili，mianseqingzi，

shouwanshangyouyidaoxixidelehen，quemeiyoubandianxueji。zhangshenpuguoqubaozhuhaizi，

kuzheshuo：“gangdaozheierjiukanjiantatangzaizheier，haiyouzheige……”tashoulizuanzhegezhiren，

heamingzhangdeyimoyiyang，xiongkouchazheyigenyinzhen。zhirenjiaoxia，huazheyigewaiwainiuniudebaguazhen。

woxintouyichen，zhuantoukanxiangyanzhigedefangxiang。neizhizhushabi，zhengjingjingditangzaibaxianzhuoshang，bijiandeanhong，

sihugengxianyanlexie。dierzhanglianhuanzhirenamingbeisongjinyiyuan，yishengchabuchubingyin，zhishuoxiangshizhonglexie。

xiaoxizailaochengquchuankai，laizhaowosuanmingderenturanduoleqilai，daduoshidiuledongxi、jiarenshizongde，meiyici，

neizhimaobidounengjingzhunsuanchudaan，ermeijiejueyijianshi，wojiuhuifaxianzijishouwanshangduoyidaodandandehonghen。

“chenxiansheng，jiujiuwonver！”zheitian，yigexizhuanggelvdenanrenchongjinpuzi，

huailibaozhegehunshuidexiaonvhai，zhengshibendidichanshangzhaohongyuan。maobizidongluozaihuangzhishang，

zijijicu：“xijiaowai，luanzanggang，zhirenhuanming，zishipoju。

”zhaohongyuanliansecanbai：“zhiren……shibushixiongkouchazhendeneizhong？woyijingzhaodaosangele，

meigedouhewonverzhangdeyiyang！”woxiangqiaminganlidezhiren，huranyishidaobuduijing。

laochengquzuijinshizongderenbushao，daduoshihaizi，meigeshouhaizheshenbiandouyouyigezhiren，erwodemaobi，

meicidouneng“suan”chutamendeweizhi，queconglaimeizhixiangguoxiongshou。

“nizuijinshibushidongleshenmebugaidongdedi？”wowen。zhaohongyuanyouyuleyixia，

diantoudao：“xijiaowaideluanzanggang，woxiangbatatuipingjianxiaoqu，shangzhougangkaigong，jiuchulezheishi。”zishi，

wohezhaohongyuandaizhezhirenlaidaoluanzanggang。yueguangcanbai，huangfenlinli，fengyichui，zhifanwuwuzuoxiang。

gangzoudaogangding，jiukanjianyigechuanheiyiderenyingdunzaifenqian，shoulinazhezhenxian，

zhengzaijiyigexindezhirenfengyanjing——neizhiren，heranshiwodemoyang。“shei！”zhaohongyuandaheyisheng。

renyingzhuanguotou，lianshangdaizhegeqingtongmianju，mianjushangkezheyinyangyudetuan。talengxiaoyisheng，

bafenghaodezhirenrengzaidishang，zhirenluodideshunjian，woturanjuedexiongkouyizhenjutong，xiangshibeizhenzhaleyiyang。

“chenyan，nidebi，suandezhunma？”mianjurenshengyinshaya，hewomenglideshengyinyimoyiyang，

“niyiweinishizaijiuren？qishi，nishizaibangwoxuanjipin！”tataishouyihui，

zhouweidefenbaolituranzuanchuwushugezhiren，meigezhirendouduiyingzheyigeshizongdehaizi。zhirenshoulinazheyinzhen，

yibubuchaowomenbijin。“nidaodishishei？”wowojinleshoulidezhushabi，shouwanshangdehonghenkaishifatang。

“woshisheibuzhongyao，”mianjurenxiaodao，“zhongyaodeshi，nidebi，shiyongshangguwuguzuode，nengtongyinyang，

suanshengsi，kenibuzhidao，meisuanyici，jiuhuixiaohaonideyangshou，erzheixiehaizideming，huibianchengnide‘zhai’，

dengzhaihaiqingle，nijiuhuichengweixindejipin。”huayingangluo，zuiqianmiandezhirenturanpuleguolai，

yinzhenzhizhiwodexiongkou。woxiayishihuibiyidang，zhushabizaikongzhonghuachuyidaohonghen，zhirenshunjianhuaweihuijin。

“yuanlairuci，”wohuangrandawu，“zheibibujinnengsuan，hainengpoxie。”mianjurenlianseyibian，zhuanshenjiupao。

wozhuileshangqu，yueguangxia，tadeshenyingxiaoshizaiyizuozuidadefenbaohou。dengwogandaoshi，

zhikanjianfenqianlizheyikuaimubei，shangmiankezhe“wuxianzhimu”sigezi，beiqiandeshizhuoshang，

fangzheyibenfanhuangdeguji。

disanzhangwuxianmilugujilijizaizheyigegulaodeyishi：xiangchuanshangguwuxianshanzhangzhirenhuanmingzhishu，

nengyonghuorenyangqiziyangzhiren，zaitongguowugubixuandingjipin，jiqiqiqisishijiugehaizidehunpo，

jiunengzhongsuroushen，zhangshengbulao。erneizhizhushabi，zhengshiwuxiandeyiwu，renzhuhouhuibuduanyoudaozhurensuanming，

shizeshizaiweiyishishaixuanjipin。“yuanlaiwoyizhibeizheipobiliyongle。”wobagujishuaizaizhuoshang，

shouwanshangdehonghenyijingmanyandaoleshouzhou。zhaohongyuanzhanzaiyipang，liansetieqing：“neixianzaizenmeban？

yijingshizongsanshiduogehaizile，zaidengxiaqu……”“zhaodaomianjuren，huidiaotadejitan。

”wonaqizhushabi，bijiandeanhongsihuzaihuiyingwodexiangfa，“zheibinengsuanxiongshoudeweizhi，

yenengpotadefashu，zhiyaozhaodaojitan，jiunengjiuhuineixiehaizi。

”maobizaihuangzhishangxiexiayichuandizhi：“chengnanjiuzhai，dixiamishi。”chengnanjiuzhaishiyizuofeiqidesiheyuan，

jushuojishinianqianzhuzheyigedongwushudelaoren，houlaituranshizongle。womenqiaokaiyuanmen，yuanzilizhangmanlezacao，

zhengwudedibanshangyouyikuaisongdongdemuban，xiankaihou，luchuyigeheiqiqidedijiaorukou。

dijiaolimimanzheyigufuchoudeqiwei，qiangbishangtiemanlehuangfu，zhengzhongyangbaizheyigeshizhijitan，

jitanshangfangzhesishijiugezhiren，meigezhirenxiongkoudouchazheyinzhen，

qizhongsanshiduogeyijingranshangledandandexuese——neishishizonghaizideyangqi。“zhushou！

”mianjurenturancongheianzhongzouchulai，shoulinazheyibataomujian，“chenyan，nihuailewodedashi！

”tahuijianchaowokanlai，taomujianshangchanzheheiqi，xianranbeixialezhou。wojuqizhushabi，honghenhuaguo，

heiqishunjianxiaosan。zhaohongyuanchenjichongshangqu，yiquanzazaimianjurenlianshang，mianjudiaoluozaidi，

luchuyizhangbumanzhouwendelian。“shini？wanglaotou！”zhaohongyuanjinghu。wanglaotoushilaochengqudeshoumuren，

pingshichenmoguayan，sheiyemeixiangdaotajiushimuhouheishou。“wodengzheiyitiandenglejishinianle，

”wanglaotousihouzhe，conghuailitaochuyigezhiren，zhengshiyongwodeyangqiziyangdeneige，“wuxiandarenshuole，

zhiyaojiqisishijiugehunpo，wojiunengzhangshengbulao！niyiweininengzuzhiwo？”tabazhirenrengxiangjitan，

zhirenshunjianranqiheisedehuoyan，jitanshangdezhirenyigegehuoleguolai，chaozhewomenpulai。wowojinzhushabi，

zaihuangzhishangfeisuhuafu，hongsedefuzhizaikongzhongfeiwu，zhirenpengdaofuzhijiuhuaweihuijin。“ponidejitan！

”wofeishenershang，zhushabizhizhijitanzhongyangdewuxianpaiwei。wanglaotoupuguolaizulan，

zhaohongyuansisibaozhutadetui。bijianluoxia，paiweishunjianliekai，jitankaishijulieyaohuang，

qiangbishangdehuangfufenfentuoluo。“bu——！”wanglaotoufachuyishengcanjiao，shentizhujianbiandetouming，

zuizhonghuaweiyilvheiyan。jitanbengtadeshunjian，zhirenshangdexuesemanmantunqu，dijiaolidefuchouqiweiyexiaoshile。

womenchongchudijiaoshi，tianbianyijingfanqileyudubai，yiyuanlichuanlaixiaoxi，shizongdehaizimendouxingleguolai，

shentibingwudaai。disizhangbizhongyinhunjiejuelewanglaotou，woyiweishiqingzhongyujieshule。kehuidaoyanzhigehou，

zhushabiquebiandeyuelaiyueguiyi，yelijingchanghuizidongxiezi，zijizaluanwuzhang，xiangshizaiqiujiu。

“daodizenmehuishi？”wodingzhemaobi，shouwanshangdehonghensuiranbuzaimanyan，queyijiuyinyinzuotong。huran，

maobizaihuangzhishangxiexiayixingzi：“bizhongyouhun，wuxiancannian，xuyichunyangzhixuefengyin。

”woxiangqigujilidejizai，wuxiansihou，hunpofuzailewugubishang，wanglaotouzhishibeitaliyongdeqizi，

zhenzhengdeweixie，shibilidewuxiancannian。“chunyangzhixue……naliyou？”wonannanziyu。“wozhidao。

”yigeqingcuideshengyincongmenkouchuanlai，jinlaideshiyigechuanbaidaguadenvhai，shoulinazheyigexueyangshiguan，

“chenxiansheng，woshishiyiyuandeyishenglinxi，zhiqianamingdeanzi，woyizhizaiyanjiuhaizimendebingyin，

faxiantamentineidoucanliuzheyiguyinxiezhiqi，ernidexue，nengkezhizheizhongqixi。

”linxibashiguandijiwo：“nidexuelihanyouchunyangzhiqi，yinggaishitianshengde，

zheiyeshiwugubihuirenniweizhudeyuanyin。zhiyaoyongnidexuejinpaomaobi，jiunengfengyinwuxiandecannian。

”wohuaposhouzhi，xianxuedizaizhushabishang，bijiandeanhongshunjianfeitengqilai，biganshangdeyunwenjulierudong，

xiangshiyoushenmedongxiyaoconglimianzuanchulai。turan，maobizaikongzhongfeiwu，xiexiayixingzi：“chenyan，

niyiweifengyinwojiunengleshi？niyijingqianlesishijiutiaorenmingdezhai，zhiyaobihaizai，nijiuyongyuanbaituobule！

”“shenmeyisi？”wolengzhule。linxilianseyibian：“buhao，wuxiandecannianzaicaokongbi！

tashixiangrangniyizhihuozaikuijiuli，yongyuanbeizheibishufu！”maobituranchaowocilai，bijiandaizheheiqi。

woxiayishiduoshan，xianxuejianzaihuangzhishang，huangzhishunjianranqihongsedehuoyan，huoyanzhong，

yigemohudeshenyingfuxianchulai——neishiwuxiandecanhun。“woyaonideshenti！”wuxiansihouzhe，

chaowopulai。wowojinzhushabi，baxianxuemozaibijian，honghenhuaguo，wuxiandecanhunfachuyishengcanjiao，

beihuoyantunshi。huoyanximiehou，zhushabiluozaizhuoshang，biganshangdeyunwenjianjianxiaoshi，

huifuchengyizhiputongdemaobi。shouwanshangdehonghenyemanmantunqu，zhishengxiadandandeyinji。“jieshule？

”wowen。linxidiandiantou，youyaoyaotou：“bilidecannianbeifengyinle，dannihezheibidelianxihaizai。yihou，

takenenghaihuibangnisuanming，yekenenghaihuidailaimafan，jiukannizenmeyongtale。”wonaqimaobi，

zhijianchuanlaiyizhenwennuandechugan，buzaishizhiqiandecitong。huoxu，jiuxianglinxishuode，bibenshenmeiyoushane，

guanjianzaiyushiyongzhedechuxin。diwuzhangzuihoudejipinpingjingderiziguoleyigeyue，

laochengquzaiyemeiyoufashenghaizishizongdeanzi，laizhaowosuanmingderenyijiuluoyibujue，

zhishiwozaiyebuganqingyidongyongzhushabi，chufeishiyudaozhenzhengxuyaobangzhuderen。zheitian，

linxituranhuanghuangzhangzhangdipaolai：“chenyan，buhaole！amingyoushizongle！”woxinliyichen，naqizhushabi，

huangzhishanglikefuxianchuziji：“wuxianmu，zuihoudejipin。”“shenmeyisi？”linxizhuiwen。

“wanglaotousuiransile，danwuxiandeyishihaichazuihouyigejipin，”wolianseningzhong，

“amingshidiyigebeizhuadehaizi，tadeyangqizuichun，wuxiandecannianmeiyoubeiwanquanfengyin，

taxiangliyongamingwanchengyishi！”womengandaoxijiaowaidewuxianmu，fenbaoyijingbeiwakai，

limianluchuyigeheiqiqidedongxue。dongxueshenchu，amingbeibangzaishitaishang，shitaishangkezhebaguazhen，

zhouweibaimanlezhiren。wuxiandecanhunpiaofuzaikongzhong，liansezhengning：“chenyan，niyiweifengyinlewojiuyouyongma？

zhiyaojiqizuihouyigejipin，wojiunengchongpofengyin，daoshihou，zhenggechengshidouhuichengweiwodejipin！

”wojuqizhushabi，xianxuedizaibijian：“zheici，wobuhuizairangnidecheng。”wuxiandecanhunchaowopulai，

dongxueliguaqizhenzhenyinfeng，zhirenyigegehuoleguolai，chaozhewomenbijin。linxicongbaolitaochuyibanuomi，

saxiangzhiren，nuomiluozaizhirenshenshang，shunjianranqihuoyan。“po！”wohuibiyizhan，honghenhuaguo，

wuxiandecanhunfachuyishengcanjiao，shentikaishixiaosan。amingshenshangdeshengsuoyingshengerduan，

wochongguoqubatabaozaihuaili。jiuzaizheishi，dongxueturanjulieyaohuang，dingbudeshikuaibuduandiaoluo。“kuaizou！

muyaotale！”linxidahan。womenbaozheamingchaodongkoupaoqu，shenhouchuanlaiwuxiandesihou：“chenyan，

wobuhuifangguonide！birenzhu，zhainanhai！”paochudongxuedeshunjian，zhenggefenbaohongrandaota，

wuxiandecannianchedibeimaizailedixia。amingjinjinbaozhewodebozi，xiaoshengshuo：“chenshushu，xiexieni。

”huidaolaochengqu，zhangshenkuzhexiangwomendaoxie。wokanzheshoulidezhushabi，bijiandeanhongjianjiantunqu，

huifuchengleputongdehongse。shouwanshangdehonghenchedixiaoshile，xiangshicongweichuxianguo。linxizhanzaiyipang，

xiaozheshuo：“kanlaizheici，shizhendejieshule。”wodiandiantou，bazhushabifanghuibitong：“huoxuba，

danzhiyaozheibihaizai，wojiuhuiyizhishouzaizheili，baohuzheigedifangderen。

xuezhouzhongxian：huicengzhangxinde“biduiyou”diaolianziyanzhigedemumenbeifengnaode“zhiyazhiya”hanyang，

chenyanpazaibaxianzhuoshang，yongzhijianchuogujishangdewuzi——neituanheiyinzigenkuaixiaomeiqiuside，

pianshengyangguangyizhao，juran“zila”huakai，luchuzhushaxiaozi：“xuezhouyinhun，sananweiji，gubirenzhu，

zhongchengrongqi。”“rongqi？zhuangtanggaohaishizhuangtanghulu？”chenyangangbagujifandehualaxiang，

shoujituran“dizhenshi”zhendong，linxideshengyinguozhekuqiangzhatingtong：“chenyanjiuming！

sangebingrengebohonghenpadebixiaoshehaikuai，douquguonijiaxiangzi，zaibuguanjiuyaoliangla！

”chenyanzhuaqizhushabijiuwangwaichong，meichengxiangbiganturanwangtazhangxincengleceng，

xiangzhinianrendexiaomaomiyongroudianpaishou——zhei“duiyou”pingshishuashuaixiefuzhou，

guanjianshikedaohuisajiaoqiuguanzhu！tagangpaochuxiangkou，biganyouqingqingqiaoleqiaotadehukou，

xiangshizaitixing“mandianpao，bieshuaila”，redechenyanrenbuzhuxiao：“zhidaola，wodexiaozuzong！

”jizhenshili，laoyeyeguozhebeizidunang：“jiuyaolekoutanghulu，hongdaodaokuairaogebosanquan！zaizheiyangxiaqu，

wozheilaogebodouyaocheng‘hongshengshoulian’la！”chuanfenqundejiejiegengweiqu，

yankuanghonghongde：“gangdaoyanzhigemenkoudagelengzhan，xizaojiukanjianhonghen，yinyuanmeisuanchengyaoxianjiaodaizaizhei？

wohaimeichuanhunshani！”linxijuzhejianyanbaogao，saibangzigudexianghanlekeputao：“yinxiezhiqichaozhiqiansanbei！

honghendaoxinkoujiumeiqi，zanmendeganzaizishiqianpozhou，buranjiuzhenyaochi‘xi’la！

”chenyantaochuhuangzhipuzaizhuoshang，gangbazhushabifangshangqu，bijianjiu“shuashua”zidongxiezi，

ziwaidexiangniuyangge，xiewanhaizaimoweihualegewaiwainiuniudexiaokulian：“xixianglaohuaishu，diyianji。