《老婆跳湖假死,我让鳄鱼和她亲密接触》 小说介绍
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老婆死在了湖里。
dengwofaxiandeshihou,tadeshitidoufushanglaile。
zhangmuniangyikouyaodingshiwotuilaopoxiaqude,haishuowozaoyouyumou。
jingqumeiyoushexiangtou,jiulianlaobandouxiangzhezhangmuniang。
xianchangdezhengjuyedouzhengmingwoshixiongshou。
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wolangbeibukan,beiqidexiaochuanbingfazuo,zhixierwang。
laopodeyididingzhewodeshiti,“qiongsuanhuo,zaogaisile!”
再睁眼。
wohuidaolaopojiasideqianyitian。
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tachuanzhehongsequnzi,yitoudabolangjuanshitoule。
zheishuxideshenying,shiwolaopoa!
wojingkongwanzhuang,gangzhunbeijiaojiuhuche,jiubeiganlaidezhangmunianghenhenchouleyibazhang。
tahongzheyanjing,jiuzhuwodeyiling,mianmuzhengningdisihan:
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“nimingzhidaotabuhuiyouyong,nihaibatatuijinhuli,yansileta!nihaishirenmani?”
“tiana,wokeliandeguinvyo,beifuxinhanhaisile!”
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jiuzaizheishi,jingqulaobanhouweiyelaile。
tagaoqingchuzhuangkuang,limajiaolejiuyuanduiheyisheng,jiangxuxinlaoshangan。
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tahunshenjiangying,pifufabai,shangxiachunwaifanchengloudouzhuang。
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wozaijingchajubaikoumobian,busixinditiyizaijianchayixiaxuxindeshiti。
kezhangmuniangjingranbatadeshitihuohua,siwangzhengmingdoukaihaole。
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youtianqugaodangcantingdelajitongzhaowanfan,yujianlezaozaishinianqianjiusiledexuxin。
talouzhehouweidegebo,baheyibandeyinliaozazaiwotoushang:“re,zheishinidewancan。”
wowushinaodaishangdeyeti,zhenjingdiwen:“xuxin,nizenmemeisi?”
“yejiunizheichunhuoxinle。”xuxinxianqidiwuzhubizi,“chousile,liwoyuandian!”
wozaishayemingbaitajiasi,chuguilehouwei。
weilehenanxiaosanzaiyiqi,tashenzhibuxishejixianhaiwo,bawosongjinjianyu。
wolangbeibukan,beiqidexiaochuanbingfazuo,zhixierwang。
xuxindeyididingzhewodeshiti,“qiongsuanhuo,zaogaisile!”
我可真蠢啊。
buguo,haihaoyouzhonglaidejihui。
jiranxuxinxihuantiaohu,neiwojiurangtayueyulaigeqinmijiechu。
houweikaidedujiashanzhuang,shexiangtoujihudoushibaishe,zhianyebuyange。
tasiziyangleshijitiaoeyu,jiuzaixuxinyaotiaodeneihufujin。
qianshidezheigeshihou,woshibuzhidaode。
houlaizaijianyukanxinwen,caizhidaohouweisiyangeyuzheishibeipuchulaile,falejue。
woyuexiangyuexingfen,lianyepaoqudujiashanzhuang,qiaoqiaobaguaneyudeneigemenjidakai。
这下有好戏看了。
daiwochenzheyesehuidaojiashi,yijinglingchensandianle。
woqingqingditangzaichuangshang,zhunbeixiaoshuiyihui,huranyouyizhishoulouzhuwodebozi。
xuxindeshengyinzaiheianzhongchuanlai,“laogong,niqunale?shenshangzenmeneimechou?”
“cesuo。”wodandingdijieshi,“zuowanchidetaiduo,laduzile。”
xuxinmeishuoshenme,jiujixushuile。
jiexialaideyiqierutongqianshineibanfazhan。
houweiyijiureqingdixiangxuxinhezhangmuniangjieshaojingqudetese。
tahaiyouyiwuyidigenwolaopodaqingmaqiao。
我前世居然没发现!
午饭过后。
xuxinzhaojiekouqucesuo,jieguoquejinlehouweidexiuxishi,dadandaolianmendoubuguanyanshi。
zhenghaozhouweimeiren,shihewotoukui。
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“dounonghaole,denghuierniyuejiangchengxiaoquhubian,bajialiaodelengyinjitahe,rangtashui。”
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“laonishangandeshihou,huitiqianjinidagemazui,nongchengnisidemoyang,buhuiluxiande。”
“zhishixinkunidaizheyangqizhao,zaishuiliduodaiyihuierle。”
xuxinxiaozhepazaihouweihuaili,luchuyifuxiaoniaoyirendeyangzi:“jiangchengxiaoyizhiyiweiwobuhuiyouyong,tachundeyaosi,suoyizheishikendingnengcheng。”
liangrenduishiyixiao,pobujidaidituoguangyifu。
jiexialaidehuamianjiuhenlayanjingle。
nanguaiqianshixuxinsideneimebizhen。
yuanlaitamenzaojiuzhunbeihaozhengju,songwojinjianyule。
kexizheibeizi,jihuayaoluokongle。
半个小时后。
xuxinyuewoquhubiansanbu,luguotangyishi,tatiyixiuxiyihuier,youdijiwoyipinglengyin。
wojiazhuangheleyikou,chentameizhuyi,ganjintulechulai。
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“biepabaobei,taxianzaishuidegengesizhuyiyang,yishibanhuixingbulai。”
“zheitouqingdeganjueyetaicijile,niqingdian,a......”
tingzhezijidelaopojianjiaolianlian,woqidechadianmeirenzhu。
buzhiguoleduojiu,zheilianggejianrencaikaishishixingjihua。
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xianchangbuzhidechabuduohou,xuxindaizheyangqizhaoquhuliyouyongle。
houweimanyididiandiantou,yelikaile。
wozhengkaiyan,xunsubatamenzaojiadezhengjuquanhuidiao。
youyuhumianyutangyiquyoudaduanjuli,suoyixuxinshikanbuqingwozheibiande。
womanyouyoudizhaodaolezhangmuniang。
tazaijingguanhualanglushipin,butingdisaoshounongzi:“jiemeimen,zheilimashangjiushiwojiadele,daoshihouqingnimenlaiwan!”
“ma。”woqingleqingsangzi,laidaozhangmuniangshenbian,“nikanjianxiaoxinleme?”
“a!ni......”talianshangdexiaorongjiangying,kanjianwojiuxiangjianguiyiyang,chayidiwen:“nizenmezaizhei?”
shia,wozenmehuizaizhei?
zheigeshihouwoyinggaixianruhunshui,dengzhebeiwuxian。
可谁让我重生了呢?
wozhuangdehenhuangzhang,“xiaoxinshuoqugecesuo,jieguoyizhimeihuilai,wodanxintayudaoshenmeweixianle。”
“woheniyiqizhao。”zhangmuniangjincumeitou,yongshoujifalegexiaoxi。
piankehou,houweiyelaile,tabukesiyididingzhewo,“buyinggaia......”
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houweisuiyihunongguoqu,“kuaizouba,wohenimenyiqizhaoren。”
taqingcheshulu,daiwomenlaidaojingqudezhongxinhufujin。
congzheiliyuanyuanwangqu,yixihongqunpiaofuzaihumianshang,ruoyinruoxian。
“aiyo,neihaoxiangshiwoguinv!”zhangmuniangdeyanjibucuo,tahuojihuoliaodichaohubianbenpao,haichadianbeibandao。
houweimilemiyan,yekuaisugenleguoqu。
lingwogandaoqiguaideshi,zheieyuzenmehaibuchuxian?
nandaoshihumiantaida,tamenhaimeifaxianxuxinlailema?
“wozaojiufaxiannibuduijingle。”zhangmunianghongzheyankuang,ehenhendizhuazhuwodeyifu,“kuaishuo!shibushinituiwoguinvdiaojinhulide?”
“bushia。”wodajingshise,fanbodao:“ma,woneimeaixiaoxin,nizenmenenghuaiyiwo?”
zhangmuniangmengdichoulewoyibazhang,“jiushinizidaoziyanshalewoguinv,biezhuangbuzhiqingle!”
“neiwobaojing,rangjingchacha。”woguoduantaochushouji,zaiyebuxiangqianshineiyangmengbi。
zhangmuniangdanxinwobaojingchenggong,guyidadiaowodeshouji,qifendihou:“bizui,dishangdoushizhengju,nihaiyoulianjiaobian?”
“nayoushenmezhengju?”woditoukanzhebeichulihaodedimian,“zheimekanlai,gengxiangshiwolaopozishaa。”
zhangmuniangdehoulongfangfokaledongxi,yishijianshuobuchuhualai。
yucitongshi,houweiyezhuyidaoweizaodezhengjuquanmeile。
talengleyixia,xiangchilecangyingyiyang,lianseyouxienankan。
danshidaorujin,jihuabunengqingyizanting,fouzemuqianzuodeyiqiejiubaifeile。
houweihunshensanfachuyinchendeqixi,tazhoulezhoumei,dasuanjixuyanxi。
yidaoqicandesihoumodichuanlai,“aaa,jiuming!”
humianshangdehongseshenyingdongleqilai,tacongcongmangmangdichaoanbianyoulai。
“hei,wolaopomeisi。”woxiaozhezhixiangqianfangdehu,“nimenkan,tadaizheyangqizhao,zaixueyouyong。”
houweihezhangmuniangzhigougoudiwangzhehumian,doushayanle。
tamenzenmeyemeixiangdaohuiyouyiwaifasheng。
zhangmunianghuranshuangshoubaotou,jingkongwanzhuangdihan:“tiana,huliyousantiaoeyu!”
老婆跳湖假死,我让鳄鱼和她亲密接触