jingxuandeyipiandoushishenghuowenzhang《laopotiaohujiasi,worangeyuhetaqinmijiechu》,redufeichanggao,xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyouhouweixuxin,wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai,zuozheliulianzhou,wenzhangxiangqing:daiwochenzheyesehuidaojiashi,yijinglingchensandianle。woqingqingditangzaichuangshang,zhunbeixiaoshuiyihui,huranyouyizhishoulouzhuwodebozi。xuxindeshengyinzaiheianzhong……
bikongwanli,weifengbuzao。
yuanbenningjingdehumianyufazaodong,jitiaoxiongmengdeeyufaxianxuxin,zhengjidongdichaotazheigeliewuyouqu。
“jiuminga!”xuxinhedehunfeiposan,limajiufangqiyanxile,tapinmingdiwanganshangyou,mannaozidoushixianghuoming。
zhangmuniangshoumangjiaoluandizhuazhuhouweideyifu,jizheshuo:“kuaijiaorenjiuwoguinva!”
houweizaoyihanliujiabei,tabotongleyigehaoma:“eyuzaihulichirenle,shijianjinpo,nimenkuailai。”
jishitaderenlaidezaikuai,yebibushangeyudesudu。
“a!”xuxindegebohetuibeieyuyikouyaozhu,xueyeshunjianzaihumianshangkuosan,ranhongleyidapian。
tatongkudizhengzhajimiao,bianmeiliqile,zhihaorenyoueyumensiyao。
jifenzhonghou,jiuyuanduichengzheyouting,nazhegongjushijiumingruoxuansidexuxin。
suiranguochengyouxiekunnan,danrenhaishibeijiushanganle。
xuxinyanyanyixiditangzaidishang,lingzaichangdesuoyourenlianseshabai,xinjingdanzhan。
yinwei,tadeliangtiaoxiaotuiyijingbeieyuyaoduan,yizhigeboyelandiaole,hunshenshangxiameiyikuaihaorou。
zheigechangmianyouxiechumujingxin,kongqizhongmimandexuexingweiyufanongzhong。
“wokeliandeguinvyo!”zhangmuniangkudeleiliumanmian,ganchangcunduan。
tanaoxiuchengnudipaidahouweidexiongtang,“doushinichudesouzhuyi,buranwoguinvyebuhui......”
“bizui!”houweihurandaduanta,“dangwuzhijishibaxuxinsongjinyiyuan。”
wodangranbunengrangtamenzheimeshunliquyiyuan。
“hundan!”womanqiangnuhuo,henhendihehouweisidaqilai,“niweishenmeyaofangeyuyaowolaopo?”
woxiangjileyigeshiquqizidekelianzhangfu。
houweifanzaodihuijiwo,“wobuzhidaoeyunalaide,nishaowuxianren!”
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houweitingwanqijibaihuai,“nizaiganhushuo,wonongsini!”
qitarenlianmanglajia,zuizhongxuxinbeisongjinfujindeyiyuan。
youyutadeshangshitaiyanzhong,xiabanshenheyitiaogebozhinengjiezhi,bianchenglewufazilidecanjiren。
zheigejieguozaiwodeyiliaozhizhong。
没死都算不错的了。
xuxinxinglaiguoliangci,tafaxianzijideliangtiaotuimeile,bengkuidiyunsiguoqu。
zhangmuniangshouzaibingchuangqian,kudeganchangcunduan。
yinweitadeyaoqianshumeile,kebushiyaokuleme。
zheigeshihou,houweiquexiaoshile,tacongmeilaiyiyuankanguoxuxinyici。
kanlaitamendeganqing,yebuguoruci。
zuijinjitian,womangzhegongzuo,yemeiguoduoguanzhutamen。
zheitian,woxiabanlaiyiyuankanwangxuxin,haimeikaojinbingfang,jiutingjianlimianchuanlaizhengchaosheng。
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houweiwunaiditanlekouqi,“neixieeyumingmingbeiwoguandehenjin,woyebuzhidaotamenzenmepaochulaide。”
“wuwuwu,wotongsile,buxianghuole。”xuxinlangbeibukanditangzaichuangshang,yankuangshirun:“woxianzaiyidinghenchou,henkepa,nihuibuhuibuaiwole?”
houweichenmojimiao,caishuo:“biehusiluanxiangle,zhiliaofeiyongdouyouwolaichu,nimenbuhuiyoujinqianshangdeyali。”
“niyouyule,nijiushixianqiwole!”xuxinkudegenglihaile,xiesidilidemoyangfeichangheren。
houweikaishiyouxiebunaifan,“haole,niwangjizanmendejihualema?xianzaiyaozuodeshi,bajiangchengxiaosongjinjianyu。”
“neitiandaodizenmehuishi?nizixixiangxiang,niquedingtabajialiaodelengyinhelema?”
“haiyoudishangdezhengjuzenmeyemeile?”
xuxinwuxintantaozheixie,tachoumeikuliandiwangzhetianhuaban,leishuiliugebuting。
worenbuzhuchixiao,douzheigeshihoule,houweijuranhaizaixiangzhehaiwo。
tashibushiwangle,wokeyijubaotasiyangeyua。
“nizenmehaiyoulianchuxianzaiwolaopomianqian?”wotuimenerru,fennudituisanglehouweijixia。
tayangzhuangyilianqianyi,“baoqian,jiangxiansheng,eyuchuxianzaiwodejingqu,dequeshiwodeshuhu,buguonifangxin,jiexialaisuoyoudezhiliaofeiyong,douyouwolaichengdan。”
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houweilenglelianse,chenshengdao:“jiangxiansheng,woyouchongfenliyou,renweishinizidaoziyan,hailenideqizi。”
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houweiweixiandimilemiyan,“nihexuxindaizaiyiqideshijianzuijiu,yeshizuiyoukenengzuoande,suiranbuzhidaoeyushinalaide,dannijueduituitadiaoxiahule。”
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houweizhenglezheng,yakouwuyan,tacikekendingnaoziliyituanluan。
xiangwuxianwo,bawosongjinjianyuzheishi,biandenanshangjiananle。
zhangmuniangturanchuangjinbingfang,baozaodichoulewoyibazhang,“jiushinihaidewoguinv,woyaonikuaiqupaichusuozishou!”
“ma。”wowuzhulian,lengleyanshen:“haixiaoxinderen,shihoulaobana,nizenmebufenqinghongzaobai?”
zhangmunianghehouweishiyihuode,tadangranhuixiangfangshefadirangwochengrenzuize。
tazhizhechuangshangdexuxin,gengyan:“woguinvdoushuole,jiushinizheifuxinhantuideta,bieyiweijingqudeshexiangtouhuaile,nijiukeyiweisuoyuwei!”
wochaoxuxinbububijin,“nishuowotuideni?”
tahongzhongzheyanjing,yuqijianding:“shinichenwomeizhuyi,tuiwode。”
tamendejihuazaojiubiandeloudongbaichu,woyelandezhengbianle。
wozhijiejubaohouweisizisiyangeyu,bujinhaiyoukezhongshangbianchengcanjiren,haixiangxianhaijiwozheigewuguren。
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