爸妈毁掉我的线上面试后
《爸妈毁掉我的线上面试后》 小说介绍
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huodongzheshouwanzouchuwoshi。
zhengqiaoduishanglemamajinghunweidingdeyanjing。
woxinpingqihedazhaohu：「zaoa。」
mamayigeshenhuxi，kandechulai，tabeiwoganggangnaochudedongjinghedebuqing。
可谁在乎呢?
fanzhengwozaojiudadingzhuyi，juebuzaishoubandianwonangqi。
bushiaisuomenma?neiwojiubamenzalan，guangzamenbugou，tamenyaozaigansuowo，wojiubachuanghuyezale。
shizaibuxing，wohaikeyiyouyangxueyang，zhijiebaojingshuotamenxianzhiwoderenshenziyou。
niyouzhangliangji，woyouguoqiangti。
naotengbei，fanzhengwoxianzaizuibuquedejiushishijian。
「qinzhao!nizenmegan、zenmegan!」
mamazhizhewo，kanshangquxiangshikuaibeiwoqichuyangdianfengle。
buzhidaoshibushizuowanmeishuihao，cishidetayishuangyanjingmanbuhongxuesi，haoxiangkuaiyaodixiaxuelai。
「有什么不敢的?」
woanzhejianbangzoudaocanzhuopang，shunbiansaoleyanzhuoshangbaidezaocan。
bieshuo，haizhentingfengshengde。
yebuguanzheixiezaocandaodishijisheizhunbeide，wozuoxiazhijiekaichi。
dengwochigechabulishi，toufaluanzaodebabacongzhuwozoulechulai，dagaishimeikandaowoba，tagangchumenjiududunangnangwen。
「ganggangneishishenmeshenger?haoduanduanjiwoheyitiao。」
mamazaicizhixiangwo，ehenhendao：「hainengshishenmeshenger!nikannineihaoguinv!」
tingdaozheihua，babashunjianniutouchaowokanlai，yanshenshigenmamaruchuyizhedefenmen。
「dazaoshangde，niyounaoshenmenao!」
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我闹?
biexiaosigeren，yaobushitamenbuzhangjixingyoubawosuoqilai，wofandezhenayizizamen?
还怪累的。
meidalibaotiaoruleidebaba，chidaoxinmanyizuhou，wocaiqishenlaikanxiangta。
「zaoshanghao，woqushuihuilongjuele。」
caiqidianbaneryi，jiranxianzheyeshixianzhe，buruzaishuihuier。
sheizhiwogangzoumeiliangbu，babaturanpingdiyishenghou：「xiaowangbagaozi，nijiwozhanneier!」
woxiaole：「woshiwangbagaozi，neiniliangshishenme?laowangbadanma?」
bababuxianshoutengside，bazhuozipaidezhentianxiang。
「sheijiaonizheimegenzhangbeishuohuade?zheimeduonianshudoududaogouduziliqule?!」
yidazaohuoqijiuzheimewang，zhangciyiwangxiaqu，shentikezenmebana。
wozhuanxiangbaba，shuangyanzhishita，xiaorongmanmian。
「dangranshininhewomadeyanchuanshenjiaoa，zhiqianwoyeyenainaigangqushineiliangnian，nimenbuyezongzaijiamatamenma?woshinimenqinshengde，kendingdeshangliangbuzhengxialiangwaima。」
yeyenainaicaolaoyibeizi，jiuyinweiqushiqianbadabancaichandouliujilecongbingzhongsihoudaotamenqushidenver。
bamayoushimeishijiuyaozaijiadamatemayeyenainaimeiliangxin。
qingxuyaoduojilieyouduojilie。
yanciyaoduonantingyouduonanting。
babachedishuobuchuhuale，shenzhigubushangchizaofanjiuliansetieqingchulemen。
zhiyumama，tazhiqianzuinashoudezhaoshijiushiyinyangguaiqi，xianzaiyouwoqingchuyulanershengyulan，tayezhinengtuibisanshe。
musongbamachumenshangban，woxinqingyuyuedihuiwushuihuilongjue。
fagefeng，ganjuekongqidoubianqingxinle。
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xianganwushideyizhouguoqu。
jianyutamenmeizaibibilailai，woyejiumeizaifafeng。
danhuoxushiwotaiguopingjing，rangtamenchanshenglewobian「zhengchang」decuojue。
zheitian，gangchiguowanfan，mamabashoujituidaowomianqian，pingmulishiyizhangzhaopian。
「zheishiwotongshichenayijinijieshaode。」
wochouchouzhaopian，youtaitouchouchouta。
haoleshangbawangletengshiba?
yiyanmeikanwo，mamajixushuozhe：「biekanrenjianianjidadian，kerenmendoushuonianjidadiancaizhidaozhaoguren，erqierenjianianqiangangbeitibadanglekezhang，tingwotongshishuopiqiyeshinandeyijiandehao，erqietadouwenguole，ruguozhenchengle，renjiakebuhuilinsecaili，shaoshuonengji20wan，zuoyounizuijinyeshizaijiaxianzhe，buruqujianjian?」
shuodaozuihoujigezi，tacaixinxuditaitoukanxianglewo。
我低头看照片。
nianjida「dian」?zhaowokan，zhaopianlizheirenpabushideyou40le。
daobushidui40suiwangshangdenianjiyoushenmeyijian，danwojinnianyecai22，ruguobushizhenai，wochiduolechengdezhaozheigenianjide?
wokankanzhaopian，youkankanxiaorongxuweidemama，kankanxiaorongxuweidemama，zaikankanzhaopian。
最后，一口答应。
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diertianshangwu，wojiujiandaolezheiweisuirannianjidadanhuitengrendexiangqinduixiang。
biqizhiqianhuangayijieshaodeneigehanpi。
zheirenkanqilaiqueshiyaozhengchangyixie。
dangran，zheizhishizaitameikaikoudeqiantixia，dengtajinkouyikai，wocaizhidaowocuodelipu。
「bushiwoshuo，xiangnizheizhongnianjiqingqingdexiaoguniang，qianwanbunengzongxiangzhetoujianshuahua，gengbunengbaozhekaojiehunyibudengtiandeniantou，buranzongyounimenchikuideshihou，huashuohuilai，wotingjieshaorenshuo，nigennifumuzhijiansihuyoudianmaodun?」
wopixiaoroubuxiaodiyingleyisheng。
对方立马来劲儿了。
「neiwoshaobudejiuyaoshuonijijule，fumushishenme?neishishengniyangnideenren，zanmenzuorenernvde，napawuzhifangmianjibulefumutaiduo，jingshenfangmianyeyidingshiyaorangfumumanzude，kuangqiexiangnizheigenianjidexiaoguniang，nalinengdongsheiduinishizhenxinsheiduiniyoushijiayi?」
「weiyoufumu!zheigeshijieshang，zuiainiderenyongyuandoushinidefumu，nikeyibulijie，danjuebunengzuorenhewunitamendeshiqing，dangran，woxianzaiduinishuozheixie，nihuoxuhaishibumingbai，bijingnihaitainianqingle，danmeiguanxi，dengzanmenjielehunnishenglehaizi，ziranjiunengmingbaitamendeyipiankuxinle。」
zheicaimeishuoliangjuhuani，jiubazijifangzaiwoweihunfudeweizhishangle?
haiyikouyige「nizheigenianjidexiaoguniang」，zenme，nianjixiaojiuyidingdaibiaowoshifeibufenheibaibuminglebei?
xiangqinduixianghelekounongcha，huanlegezishijixuduiwoshuojiao。
「shuoqigongzuo，」taluchuxianqidebiaoqing：「wotingshuo，nizhiqianxiangzhaodegongzuoshishichang…shichangshenmelaizhe?」
wohaoxinhaoyitixingta：「shichangyingxiao。」
tapailexiazhuozi，dengyuanleyan。
「dui，jiuzheigeshenmeshichangyingxiao，zheibugenneigechuanxiaoyigeluzima?shuobailejiushipianren，xiaoxiaonianjibushuoyibuyigejiaoyintatashishiwangqianzou，zenmejiuyimenxinsixiangqugaozhapianni?bieshuonibamabutongyi，wokendingyeshibuhuitongyinizheimehulaide。」
「ninianjixiaobudong，zheigeshehuiluandehen，jiunizheizhongchuchumaoludexiaoyatouzuirongyishangdangshoupian，bierenjijuhaohuajiunengbanimenhongdetuantuanzhuan，dekuinibamadangchurangnihuilaile，buranjiunizheizhongsheshiweishendexiaoyatou，pashibeirenmailehaiyaobangrenjiashuqianni。」
wozheirenni，bushitingbulebierenshuojiao。
danneixierenzhizhong，kendingbubaokuozheigedieweidoukuaiyichulaidezhongniannanren。
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duifangshuodekouganshezao，wotingdenaodaifahun。
dengtazhongyudiediebuxiujiangwanletadezhangpiandalun，yedaolegaichiwufandeshihou。
juedingchishenmezhiqian，duifangdunlexia，zhuangzuobujingyidiwen：「duile，jintianzheidunfan，zanmenshiaaduiba?」
我：「……」
nanweitale，shichangyingxiaodoubudong，jingranhaizhidaoaa。
wohanxiaodiantou，landegentajijiaozheixie。
bijing，suiranyijingliaodaolefandian，woquemeizhengdasuangentayiqichifan。
buweibiede，woparangtajiwoqibaole。
「buhaoyisia，jintianzheidunfandagaimeishijianchile。」
wojuezhewotaiduhaisuanwenhe，sheiliao，huayinhaimeiluoxiani，duifangzhijiejile。
「shenmeyisi?biegenwoshuoshenmenihaiyoushi，sheijiashierfeideganzhedazhongwuquzuo?wojintianweilegennijianmian，shangmianlingdao、xiamianyuangongdeyaoyuewotuilebuzhidaoduoshaoge，nixianzaigenniwoshuonimeishijiangenwochiwufan?」
「wozheirenxianglaiyanliroubudeshazi，niruguojintianzouledehua，neizanmenzheishierkejiumeixile，nihaohaoxiangxiangba，bieguohouyouyaohouhui，nimenzheigenianjidexiaoguniang，zuixihuanchaolingxigaileba?」
我：「……」
zheijiushisuoweide，nandeyijiandehaopiqi?
neihaizhenshiwoshaojianduoguaile。
woyijiuweixiaozhe：「bushiyoushier，shiwozaishenzhongkaolvzhihou，renweiwohenibutaiheshi，suoyizheifanjiumeibiyaochile，wobingbuxiangjizijitiandu。」
duifangxianshiyileng，suijilaoshenzaizaiwanghoutouyikao，manyanxiezhe——
「xiaoyatoupianzi，haixianggenwowaneryuqinguzongneiyitao?」
woshenhuxi：「wangkezhang，ninshixingwangduiba?nishuonizheimedanianjiderenle，zenmehaitingbudongrenhualeni?wodouzhishuobugennichifanshibuxiangjizijitiandu，ninhaigenneierluanqibazaodixiangshenmeni?haohaoshuohuanipianbuting，feiderangwobanantingdehuaduinilianshangcaizhidaoshenmeyisibei?」
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qidingshenxiandexiangqinduixiang，shashibianlelianse。
zhiqianmamashuo，tanianqiangangbeitibadanglekezhang，dayueyeyouduanshijianmeibeirenzheimezhibaideduiguo，yishijianjuranmeinenglimamahuilai。
chengshengzhuiji，wojixuyouhuazhishuo。
「chulaigennianqingrenxiangqinqian，mafanniyegaogaoqingchu，nianjixiaoyebuyiweizhenaorenerxiao，yebushishenmezangdechoudedouchidexia，lingwaiwozaihaoxintixingniyiju，shichangyingxiao，jianeryanzhijiushizhiqiyefaxianhuofajuezhunxiaofeizhexuqiu，rangxiaofeizhelejiegaichanpinjinergoumaigaichanpindeguocheng，ninianjidalebudongwolijie，danbudongjiubieyingzhuangdonglehaoba?burannilianshangbuhaokanwoyeganga。」
xiangqinduixiangdayueshizhenqizhele，gezaizhuozishangdeshouzhangzhanghehe，kanqilaixiangshixiangzageshenmedongxi。
danwaimianbijingbubijiali，jiujiebantian，tahaishixuanzedanchunwoquan。
「zheijiushinidejiajiao?」
bielebantian，biehonglelianyejiubiechuzheimeyiju。
duifangqideyaoming，woquechadianerbeidouxiao。
「duibei，zheijiushiwodejiajiao，wojiajiushichuantongyiyishangdeshangliangbuzhengxialiangwai，yijiwomaanpaiwogennixiangqin，yebushijuedenizheirenyouduoshao，chuncuijiushikanshanglenixianzaidekezhangshenfenyijinei20wancailieryi。」
yijuhua，shuodexiangqinduixiangbikonghushanhushan，sihuyaochuanbuguolaiqideyangzi。
好不容易出趟门。
bushixiaohuanianqingrenbuzhidaoshehuixianema?
wojintianjiurangtalingjiaoyixia，shenmejiaozhen·shehuixiane。
「niyezhenshide，cailiyouduoshaozheizhongshier，shaoshuodefangdaoganqingchabuduodeshihouzaishuoma，zheicaixiangqinni，jiujihouhoubanizhunbei20wancailideshiergongzhiyuzhongle，zheimeyilai，napazuihouzhenxiangchengle，nizenmezhidaorenjianvhaishibennilaide，haishibenqianlaide?」
「haiyou，yihouyebieshanglaijiubaichuyifushuojiaorendezuilian，renjialaizhaoduixiangde，bushilaijizijizhaodiede，douzheimedanianjihaijiebulehun，yuqiyuantianyuandiyuannvfang，burucongzijishenshangzhaozhaoyuanyin。」
啊，舒坦。