爸妈毁掉我的线上面试后蒲山-著

小说简介

bamahuidiaowodexianshangmianshihoushiyibulingrentaozuidejingcaixiaoshuo，youpushanjingxindazao。gushiweiraozhezhujiaoqinzhaowangkezhangzhankai，qingganxiniershenru，dongchalijiqiang。zheibenxiaoshuojieshileguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，yingdeleguangfantuijian。wozhongxinwozhuxinglixianglagan，yiruduonianqian，wozhuneibajiandiaosuihuaqundejianzi。wushengtuchuzhinazaixiongkouduoniandeneikouyuqi。yibalakai……

精彩章节

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huodongzheshouwanzouchuwoshi。

zhengqiaoduishanglemamajinghunweidingdeyanjing。

woxinpingqihedazhaohu：「zaoa。」

mamayigeshenhuxi，kandechulai，tabeiwoganggangnaochudedongjinghedebuqing。

可谁在乎呢?

fanzhengwozaojiudadingzhuyi，juebuzaishoubandianwonangqi。

bushiaisuomenma?neiwojiubamenzalan，guangzamenbugou，tamenyaozaigansuowo，wojiubachuanghuyezale。

shizaibuxing，wohaikeyiyouyangxueyang，zhijiebaojingshuotamenxianzhiwoderenshenziyou。

niyouzhangliangji，woyouguoqiangti。

naotengbei，fanzhengwoxianzaizuibuquedejiushishijian。

「qinzhao!nizenmegan、zenmegan!」

mamazhizhewo，kanshangquxiangshikuaibeiwoqichuyangdianfengle。

buzhidaoshibushizuowanmeishuihao，cishidetayishuangyanjingmanbuhongxuesi，haoxiangkuaiyaodixiaxuelai。

「有什么不敢的?」

woanzhejianbangzoudaocanzhuopang，shunbiansaoleyanzhuoshangbaidezaocan。

bieshuo，haizhentingfengshengde。

yebuguanzheixiezaocandaodishijisheizhunbeide，wozuoxiazhijiekaichi。

dengwochigechabulishi，toufaluanzaodebabacongzhuwozoulechulai，dagaishimeikandaowoba，tagangchumenjiududunangnangwen。

「ganggangneishishenmeshenger?haoduanduanjiwoheyitiao。」

mamazaicizhixiangwo，ehenhendao：「hainengshishenmeshenger!nikannineihaoguinv!」

tingdaozheihua，babashunjianniutouchaowokanlai，yanshenshigenmamaruchuyizhedefenmen。

「dazaoshangde，niyounaoshenmenao!」

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我闹?

biexiaosigeren，yaobushitamenbuzhangjixingyoubawosuoqilai，wofandezhenayizizamen?

还怪累的。

meidalibaotiaoruleidebaba，chidaoxinmanyizuhou，wocaiqishenlaikanxiangta。

「zaoshanghao，woqushuihuilongjuele。」

caiqidianbaneryi，jiranxianzheyeshixianzhe，buruzaishuihuier。

sheizhiwogangzoumeiliangbu，babaturanpingdiyishenghou：「xiaowangbagaozi，nijiwozhanneier!」

woxiaole：「woshiwangbagaozi，neiniliangshishenme?laowangbadanma?」

bababuxianshoutengside，bazhuozipaidezhentianxiang。

「sheijiaonizheimegenzhangbeishuohuade?zheimeduonianshudoududaogouduziliqule?!」

yidazaohuoqijiuzheimewang，zhangciyiwangxiaqu，shentikezenmebana。

wozhuanxiangbaba，shuangyanzhishita，xiaorongmanmian。

「dangranshininhewomadeyanchuanshenjiaoa，zhiqianwoyeyenainaigangqushineiliangnian，nimenbuyezongzaijiamatamenma?woshinimenqinshengde，kendingdeshangliangbuzhengxialiangwaima。」

yeyenainaicaolaoyibeizi，jiuyinweiqushiqianbadabancaichandouliujilecongbingzhongsihoudaotamenqushidenver。

bamayoushimeishijiuyaozaijiadamatemayeyenainaimeiliangxin。

qingxuyaoduojilieyouduojilie。

yanciyaoduonantingyouduonanting。

babachedishuobuchuhuale，shenzhigubushangchizaofanjiuliansetieqingchulemen。

zhiyumama，tazhiqianzuinashoudezhaoshijiushiyinyangguaiqi，xianzaiyouwoqingchuyulanershengyulan，tayezhinengtuibisanshe。

musongbamachumenshangban，woxinqingyuyuedihuiwushuihuilongjue。

fagefeng，ganjuekongqidoubianqingxinle。

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xianganwushideyizhouguoqu。

jianyutamenmeizaibibilailai，woyejiumeizaifafeng。

danhuoxushiwotaiguopingjing，rangtamenchanshenglewobian「zhengchang」decuojue。

zheitian，gangchiguowanfan，mamabashoujituidaowomianqian，pingmulishiyizhangzhaopian。

「zheishiwotongshichenayijinijieshaode。」

wochouchouzhaopian，youtaitouchouchouta。

haoleshangbawangletengshiba?

yiyanmeikanwo，mamajixushuozhe：「biekanrenjianianjidadian，kerenmendoushuonianjidadiancaizhidaozhaoguren，erqierenjianianqiangangbeitibadanglekezhang，tingwotongshishuopiqiyeshinandeyijiandehao，erqietadouwenguole，ruguozhenchengle，renjiakebuhuilinsecaili，shaoshuonengji20wan，zuoyounizuijinyeshizaijiaxianzhe，buruqujianjian?」

shuodaozuihoujigezi，tacaixinxuditaitoukanxianglewo。

我低头看照片。

nianjida「dian」?zhaowokan，zhaopianlizheirenpabushideyou40le。

daobushidui40suiwangshangdenianjiyoushenmeyijian，danwojinnianyecai22，ruguobushizhenai，wochiduolechengdezhaozheigenianjide?

wokankanzhaopian，youkankanxiaorongxuweidemama，kankanxiaorongxuweidemama，zaikankanzhaopian。

最后，一口答应。

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diertianshangwu，wojiujiandaolezheiweisuirannianjidadanhuitengrendexiangqinduixiang。

biqizhiqianhuangayijieshaodeneigehanpi。

zheirenkanqilaiqueshiyaozhengchangyixie。

dangran，zheizhishizaitameikaikoudeqiantixia，dengtajinkouyikai，wocaizhidaowocuodelipu。

「bushiwoshuo，xiangnizheizhongnianjiqingqingdexiaoguniang，qianwanbunengzongxiangzhetoujianshuahua，gengbunengbaozhekaojiehunyibudengtiandeniantou，buranzongyounimenchikuideshihou，huashuohuilai，wotingjieshaorenshuo，nigennifumuzhijiansihuyoudianmaodun?」

wopixiaoroubuxiaodiyingleyisheng。

对方立马来劲儿了。

「neiwoshaobudejiuyaoshuonijijule，fumushishenme?neishishengniyangnideenren，zanmenzuorenernvde，napawuzhifangmianjibulefumutaiduo，jingshenfangmianyeyidingshiyaorangfumumanzude，kuangqiexiangnizheigenianjidexiaoguniang，nalinengdongsheiduinishizhenxinsheiduiniyoushijiayi?」

「weiyoufumu!zheigeshijieshang，zuiainiderenyongyuandoushinidefumu，nikeyibulijie，danjuebunengzuorenhewunitamendeshiqing，dangran，woxianzaiduinishuozheixie，nihuoxuhaishibumingbai，bijingnihaitainianqingle，danmeiguanxi，dengzanmenjielehunnishenglehaizi，ziranjiunengmingbaitamendeyipiankuxinle。」

zheicaimeishuoliangjuhuani，jiubazijifangzaiwoweihunfudeweizhishangle?

haiyikouyige「nizheigenianjidexiaoguniang」，zenme，nianjixiaojiuyidingdaibiaowoshifeibufenheibaibuminglebei?

xiangqinduixianghelekounongcha，huanlegezishijixuduiwoshuojiao。

「shuoqigongzuo，」taluchuxianqidebiaoqing：「wotingshuo，nizhiqianxiangzhaodegongzuoshishichang…shichangshenmelaizhe?」

wohaoxinhaoyitixingta：「shichangyingxiao。」

tapailexiazhuozi，dengyuanleyan。

「dui，jiuzheigeshenmeshichangyingxiao，zheibugenneigechuanxiaoyigeluzima?shuobailejiushipianren，xiaoxiaonianjibushuoyibuyigejiaoyintatashishiwangqianzou，zenmejiuyimenxinsixiangqugaozhapianni?bieshuonibamabutongyi，wokendingyeshibuhuitongyinizheimehulaide。」

「ninianjixiaobudong，zheigeshehuiluandehen，jiunizheizhongchuchumaoludexiaoyatouzuirongyishangdangshoupian，bierenjijuhaohuajiunengbanimenhongdetuantuanzhuan，dekuinibamadangchurangnihuilaile，buranjiunizheizhongsheshiweishendexiaoyatou，pashibeirenmailehaiyaobangrenjiashuqianni。」

wozheirenni，bushitingbulebierenshuojiao。

danneixierenzhizhong，kendingbubaokuozheigedieweidoukuaiyichulaidezhongniannanren。

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duifangshuodekouganshezao，wotingdenaodaifahun。

dengtazhongyudiediebuxiujiangwanletadezhangpiandalun，yedaolegaichiwufandeshihou。

juedingchishenmezhiqian，duifangdunlexia，zhuangzuobujingyidiwen：「duile，jintianzheidunfan，zanmenshiaaduiba?」

我：「……」

nanweitale，shichangyingxiaodoubudong，jingranhaizhidaoaa。

wohanxiaodiantou，landegentajijiaozheixie。

bijing，suiranyijingliaodaolefandian，woquemeizhengdasuangentayiqichifan。

buweibiede，woparangtajiwoqibaole。

「buhaoyisia，jintianzheidunfandagaimeishijianchile。」

wojuezhewotaiduhaisuanwenhe，sheiliao，huayinhaimeiluoxiani，duifangzhijiejile。

「shenmeyisi?biegenwoshuoshenmenihaiyoushi，sheijiashierfeideganzhedazhongwuquzuo?wojintianweilegennijianmian，shangmianlingdao、xiamianyuangongdeyaoyuewotuilebuzhidaoduoshaoge，nixianzaigenniwoshuonimeishijiangenwochiwufan?」

「wozheirenxianglaiyanliroubudeshazi，niruguojintianzouledehua，neizanmenzheishierkejiumeixile，nihaohaoxiangxiangba，bieguohouyouyaohouhui，nimenzheigenianjidexiaoguniang，zuixihuanchaolingxigaileba?」

我：「……」

zheijiushisuoweide，nandeyijiandehaopiqi?

neihaizhenshiwoshaojianduoguaile。

woyijiuweixiaozhe：「bushiyoushier，shiwozaishenzhongkaolvzhihou，renweiwohenibutaiheshi，suoyizheifanjiumeibiyaochile，wobingbuxiangjizijitiandu。」

duifangxianshiyileng，suijilaoshenzaizaiwanghoutouyikao，manyanxiezhe——

「xiaoyatoupianzi，haixianggenwowaneryuqinguzongneiyitao?」

woshenhuxi：「wangkezhang，ninshixingwangduiba?nishuonizheimedanianjiderenle，zenmehaitingbudongrenhualeni?wodouzhishuobugennichifanshibuxiangjizijitiandu，ninhaigenneierluanqibazaodixiangshenmeni?haohaoshuohuanipianbuting，feiderangwobanantingdehuaduinilianshangcaizhidaoshenmeyisibei?」

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qidingshenxiandexiangqinduixiang，shashibianlelianse。

zhiqianmamashuo，tanianqiangangbeitibadanglekezhang，dayueyeyouduanshijianmeibeirenzheimezhibaideduiguo，yishijianjuranmeinenglimamahuilai。

chengshengzhuiji，wojixuyouhuazhishuo。

「chulaigennianqingrenxiangqinqian，mafanniyegaogaoqingchu，nianjixiaoyebuyiweizhenaorenerxiao，yebushishenmezangdechoudedouchidexia，lingwaiwozaihaoxintixingniyiju，shichangyingxiao，jianeryanzhijiushizhiqiyefaxianhuofajuezhunxiaofeizhexuqiu，rangxiaofeizhelejiegaichanpinjinergoumaigaichanpindeguocheng，ninianjidalebudongwolijie，danbudongjiubieyingzhuangdonglehaoba?burannilianshangbuhaokanwoyeganga。」

xiangqinduixiangdayueshizhenqizhele，gezaizhuozishangdeshouzhangzhanghehe，kanqilaixiangshixiangzageshenmedongxi。

danwaimianbijingbubijiali，jiujiebantian，tahaishixuanzedanchunwoquan。

「zheijiushinidejiajiao?」

bielebantian，biehonglelianyejiubiechuzheimeyiju。

duifangqideyaoming，woquechadianerbeidouxiao。

「duibei，zheijiushiwodejiajiao，wojiajiushichuantongyiyishangdeshangliangbuzhengxialiangwai，yijiwomaanpaiwogennixiangqin，yebushijuedenizheirenyouduoshao，chuncuijiushikanshanglenixianzaidekezhangshenfenyijinei20wancailieryi。」

yijuhua，shuodexiangqinduixiangbikonghushanhushan，sihuyaochuanbuguolaiqideyangzi。

好不容易出趟门。

bushixiaohuanianqingrenbuzhidaoshehuixianema?

wojintianjiurangtalingjiaoyixia，shenmejiaozhen·shehuixiane。

「niyezhenshide，cailiyouduoshaozheizhongshier，shaoshuodefangdaoganqingchabuduodeshihouzaishuoma，zheicaixiangqinni，jiujihouhoubanizhunbei20wancailideshiergongzhiyuzhongle，zheimeyilai，napazuihouzhenxiangchengle，nizenmezhidaorenjianvhaishibennilaide，haishibenqianlaide?」

「haiyou，yihouyebieshanglaijiubaichuyifushuojiaorendezuilian，renjialaizhaoduixiangde，bushilaijizijizhaodiede，douzheimedanianjihaijiebulehun，yuqiyuantianyuandiyuannvfang，burucongzijishenshangzhaozhaoyuanyin。」

啊，舒坦。