《睁眼表白现场,大小姐丢脸丢到家了!》 小说介绍
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《睁眼表白现场,大小姐丢脸丢到家了!》 第2章 免费试读
死寂。
一片死寂。
meiyourenganchusheng,jingraozheiyiduanduanzandeningjing。
zheihuadexinxiliang——yetaidaleba!
“yanluoshinayibandelaizhe?”
“gaoerguojibandeba。”
“nei、neitamenbannanshengshizhendehuitiaowopaoguonaima?”
“……”
luntanshangdeyitiaoretiexunsudansheng,youxunsubeidingshangqu:#gaoerguojibandexiaokeaimenzhendehuitiaowopaoguonaima?#
1l:hahahahahahahahahayuandanwanhuimeiyoutamenwobukan
2l:xiaosiwole,wodishiguojibande,kuzhejiwohewotangjiejieshitazhendebuhuitiaowopaoguonai
3l:wojiemeishiguojibande,tashuoyanluoshuodemeicuo,tamenbandexiaokeaimenzhendehuitiaowopaoguonai。
bumingsuoyide4l:shenmegenga?guojibandebushichulemingdedashuaibijujidima?
roushihuifu4l:kuaiqukanjintianyanluogaobaidezhibohuifanghahahahahahahahahahahaha
kanwanlubohuilaide4l:hahahahahahahahaha
quanbandouzhale,zhibojianyezhale。
【hahahahahahahahahanaoziliyouhuamianle】
【zheigemeimeizazuodaoyoumeiliyoushadiaodehahaha】
【tapabushichiyoumaizhangdadeba】
【yikaishiyiweinishiqingtong,houlaiyiweinishiwangzhe,zaihoulaiyiweinishishehuizhuyijiebanren,yuanlainihaiyouyigeshenfen——youmaipifajituancaifada**!】
【hahahahahahahashentamayoumaida**】
【……】
zheichangchongmanleshehuizhuyihexinjiazhiguandeyanjiangbukeweibuhongdong,yongbuzhebeihouzibentuibozhulan,kaozheyingxiaohaohezilaishuijiubacitiaodingshangqule:
#zhizheburuaihe,jianshemeilizhongguo#
#gaobaixianchangnengyouduoyoumai#
#喔泡果奶舞#
zheigeredudadaoshenmechengduni?jiulianchaonenglizibenjiabenrenyanluodoubudebuqinzixiachanghuiying:
tanshengpass:dajiahao,qingdajiabuyaochuanbole,wobuxiangzaidanggaoxiaonvle。
jieguoni,zheitiaohuiyingyoubeidingshangresoule:
#yanluowangbuyuanzaidanggaoxiaonv#
zheicidecitiaogengshijingbao,yixieshangcimeidianjinqudelurendoudianjinlaile,yilianmomingqimiaodijinlai,yilianhahahahahahahadichubuqule。
yanluo:……wobuyuanzaixiao
ranhouzheixiedoushihoumiancaifashengdeshile。
yanluoyiyibushedijiangmaikefenghaijixiaozhang,didaotamianqianhaibukensongshou。
xiaozhangbalejixiameibadiao,chentabuzhuyiyongliyiba,jiangmaikefengduohuishouzhong。
“keke,laochenga,wodexiongfengyouhuilaile。”tayadishengyin,duipangbianneimingzhongniannanzishuo。
laochenggangandixiao:niyouqianshuoshenmedoudui
xiaozhangqingkelejisheng,“yanluoa,nigangcaiyanjiangde——henbucuoa!lianwodoutingderexuefeitengde。”
“qishixiaozhangzhidaonishigehaohaizi,congnideyanjiangzhong,wojiunengtihuidaonineizhongpengpaixiangshangdejijihezhengnengliang,haiyouqingchunhehuolideqixi,zheishiwoyiqianmeiyouzaiqitaxueshengshenshangtihuidaode。”xiaozhangyuzhongxinzhang。
“zhendema!”yanluoshifengandong,“qishiwoyizhizaixunzhaoyigenengzhenzhengtingdongwodeyanjiangganqingderen,xianzai,wozhongyuzhaodaonile——dage!”
liangrenwanrushisanduoniandeboyaziqi,henbudelimaxiataihabeipijiu,changshoupengyouyishengyiqizou。
“zhendea!buguoyaoshiqudiaozuihouyiduanxiaogushijiuhaole。”xiaozhangyadishengyin,shenshenmimidiwenta,“woerziyezaiguojiban,tabuhuiyetiaolewopaoguonaiwuba?”
yanluotongyangfuergentajiangxiaohua,“duia!nideerziniudezuihaole,wojuedeshidiyiming!nijiaodaoyoufanga。”
tahexiaozhangyesuanxiongdile,xiongdideerzijiushitadexiaozhizi,suirantaburenshitaerzi,danshizheiyebufangaitajuedezijidexiaozhizijiushizhui!niu!de!
xiaozhangchayidikantayiyan,gengshiyabuzhuyandidejidong,gengjiajuededuifangshizijidezhiji,“nizenmezhidaowoyiqianchizhaguoguangchang?”
yanluobiyanchui:“zhuyaokanqizhi,kandagenizheishenduan,yikanjiushiguangchangwukangbazi。”
“neishi,xiaomeiniyousuobuzhia,tamendoujiaowoguangchangwuxiaowangzini,neixiedamadouyuanyihewotiao!”xiaozhangyueshuoyuehai,henbudelouzhetazhijidebozijiuqubianhebianliao,laochengkanbuxiaqule,qingkeleliangshengtixingta。
“xiaozhang,xueshengmenhaizaixiamiandengzheni,ninhaibuquzhuchidaju?”
xiaozhangzheicaixiangqilaitahaiyoulantanzimeijiejue,yihandipailepaitadameizidejian,“xiaomeia,youkongjiulaijialichigefan,yerangcangshuhaohaoxuexiyixianizheigegugudehuopoyuzhengnengliang。”
yanluomangbudiediantou,“haohaohao……shenmeshu?”
“cangshu。”xiaozhangzhongfuleyibian。
“cangshenme?”yanluobukezhixin。
“cangshu。”xiaozhangbuyanqifan。
“……gangcaineige?”yanluoxiaoxinyiyi。
“ng。”xiaozhangyilianpingjing。
“neininshi……?”yanluohuranjujin。
“他爹,苍龙明。”
haojiahuo,anlianduixiangjingchengwozhier。
“haole,woxianqushusanxueshengle,nixianhuiquba。”canglongmingduizheyilianfuzadeyanluoshuodao。
……
星回。
zuoweididouzuidadeyijiayedian,feididouquanguibukejinru,limiandoushishifensimidebaojian,zaiqizhongyijianbaojian,qiahaoshijitiqiaokejuhuideguojibantongxuemen。
yannuotuilaidiguolaidejiu,lianjiabeimenredebaojianxundefeihong,shuangshouyaoleyaolianshengjujue,“bu、bule,wobamaburangwohejiu……”
“zheibushijiu……shiguozhi。”
“……haishibule,xiexie。”
yushineimingnantongxuejiulimaodijiangbeiziyikai。
nenggouzaiguojibanshangxuede,jialiyibanfeifujigui,doubuhuizuoqiangguannvshengzheimemeipindeshi。
yannuoyouxiezuolibuan,tameiyoutaoguoke,xinlizongjuedeguaiguaide,zheiciyaobushichengchengfeiyaolazhetayiqilai,tayebuhuilai。
qishitahuilaihaiyouyigeyuanyin……yannuotaitou,hanxiudaiqiedikanleyiyanzuozaijiaoluodehongfashaonian。
“dajiachihaohehaoa,jintiancangshaoqingke!”changbuqiongreqingdizhaohuzhetongxuemen。
qitarenzepengchangdiyingleyisheng,quexinzhidumingweishenmecangshuhuituranqingtamenlaizhewan。
wufeishibanjixinlaideneigeyanjiada**,zaiyebuzhidaoshouleshenme**,zailuntanlishuoyaodangzhequanxiaorendemianxiangcangshubiaobai。
cangshubenjiuduitaweikongbuji,zhishikanzaishinvhaizidemianshangmeiyoudangzhongxiatalianjitanankan,suoxingjiezheqingkedeyoutoutaolineigeshifeizhidi。
changbuqiongzhengzaizhaohuzhezhongnanshengchihaohehao,jiandaoyigejiaobaiyangdenanshengzhengzaidizhetoukanshouji。
zheitajiubukaixinlea,zaitadechangzili,zenmekeyiyougerenguangditouwanshoujibuhaiqilaini?zheijianzhijiushitayechangxiaowangzideqi!chi!da!ru!
tajuzhebeinaijiuchaoneinanshengzouqu,“nizenmehuishi,baiyang,bujiwoyechangxiaowangzimianzi?”
neimingjiaobaiyangdenanzitaitou,lanlandijiangshoujidiudaozhuoshang,shuangshoubeidaonaohou,“haibushiwojie,jiwofashenmexinxi。”
changbuqiongjiangnaifangdaobaiyangmianqian,zaitapangbiandekongzuozuolexialai,haoqidiwenta,“zanshujieshuoshenmele?”
“buzhidaofashenmedian,shijitiaodoushimanpingdehahaha。”baiyangzeleyisheng,xianrangaobudongxianzaidexiaonvsheng,chengtianhahahadeyebuzhidaozaishaleshenme。“gujiyoushifaguolaishenmerenleimihuoxingweidashangba。”
tadeshoujiliangleyixia,chuhuyiliaode,tajiejitafaguolaidebushimougefenseruanjiandegaoxiaoshipin,ershiyiduanyuyin。
tawangjilezijideyinliangkaidaolezuida,qingqingyidianneigebaiseyuyintiao,tajieshuanglangfadiandeyuyinxunsukuosandaolezhenggebaojian:
“**baiyanghahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,yuanlainihuitiaowopaoguonaiwua。”
白杨:……
常不茕:……
baiyangshoumangjiaoluandiguandiaoyuyintiao,queyijinglaibujile,zhenggebaoxiangyipianjijing。
kongqizhongmimanzheyizhongganga,liangenzhendiaoxialaideshengyindounengtingdehenqingxi。
tongxuemenguiyidichenmole,queshanjierenyidimeiyoushuoshenme。
zhishirenweizijibuxiaoxinkuitandaolebaiyangdesimi。
zhibuguodajiakanxiangbaiyangdeyanshendouyouxieyiweishenzhang,xiangbudaoshengaoyimibasandetiyushengzhuanghan,sixialijuranhuitiaoshenme……wopaoguonaiwu?
“wo……bushi……”baiyangbaikoumobian。
nimenhaodaiyewenwenwoshenmea,woyeyoujieshidejihui,zheiyangyifu“wodong”deyangzishizenyanga?
neitajieshideshihou,bujiuxiandexinxulema?!
zheishi,tadehaoxiongdichangbuqiongchulaijiuchangle:“haolehaole,dajiajiudangzuomeitingdao。”
baiyanggandongdikantayiyan,bukuishihaoxiongdi!
sheizhidaozheisijiezhedao,“meigerendouyouzijidutedeaihaoma,jiuxiangrendexp,doushiziyoude。”
zhongrenbiezhexiao“e~”leyisheng,tebiekeyidichakaihuati。
changbuqionghaizhuanguotoulai,jiletayige“fangxinba”deyanshen。
白杨:……
nikezhenshiwodehaoxiongdi。
baiyangheizhelian,jitajiefaleyige“?”guoqu。
duanduandeyige“?”,quechengzailetataiduoqingganheguocui。
tajiemeiyoufaxinxiguolai,ershixunsujitashuailegexuexiaoluntandelianjieguolai,biaotishi:《#gaoerguojibandexiaokeaimenzhendehuitiaowopaoguonaima?#》
白杨:?
gaoerguojiban……xiaokeaimen……tiaowopaoguonai??
tameigezidourenshi,zenmeheyiqijiubuzhidaoshenmeyisileni???
tayitouwushuidedianjinqu,suibianwangxiayihua,manpingdehahaha。
tanaizhexingzi,kandaozuihouzhongyuchenggongdiburenshi“ha”zheigezile,caiyougeyouxinrenjitalingwaiyigelianjie。
tadaoyaokankan,sheijuranzaiwangshangzaoyao!
lianjieyidiankai,shitamenbanneigeyanluodegaobaixianchangzhibo。
baiyangnaizhexingzikanxiaqu,kandaoyanluowanruyoueryuanzhuchirendeyanjiangqiangdiao,tashi“-_-||”
kandao“zhizheburuaihe,jianshemeilizuguo。”tashi“(⊙o⊙)”
kandao“qingqingaiaidoushijiade”denvwangfayan,tashi“ヾ(●´∇`●)ノwa~”
kandao“wopaoguonaixiaogushi”,tashi“ヽ(〃∀〃)ノ”
白杨:哈!
tayixunleibujiyanerzhisuguoduandijiangzheigeluntanlianjieshuaidaobanqunli,ranhoulangshengdao,“yuanlaibuzhiwo,dajiadouhuitiaowopaoguonaiwua!”
来啊,互相伤害啊。
同学们:???
谁跟你是大家?
tamenyitouwushuididakaishoujidianjinlianjie,kanwansuoyourendebiaoqingdoushi“(´°δ°`)”zheiyangde。
zheishihou,tamendeshoujiyeduolejitiaozijidegegejiejiedidimeimeihegebibantongxueyijigebibantongxuedegegejiejiedidimeimeidexiaoxi,zhongxinsixiangwufeizhiyouyitiao:
nimenbannanshengzhendemeitianzaidakejiantiaowopaoguonaima?
weichengnianrenbudeyinjiu,cangshuteyifenfujitamenzheigebaoxiangderendoushangnaihuozheguozhi,yushiquanban“xiaokeaimen”kanzhezhuozishangdenai,yilianhuise
睁眼表白现场,大小姐丢脸丢到家了!