睁眼表白现场，大小姐丢脸丢到家了！
《睁眼表白现场，大小姐丢脸丢到家了！》 小说介绍
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《睁眼表白现场，大小姐丢脸丢到家了！》 第1章 免费试读
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julishizaitaiyuan，yanluoyouxietingbuqingtaixianeiqunxueshengzaichaochaoshenme。
难不成是她的粉丝？
neiyebuyongzheimekuangreba？
suirandanshi，sishengbiss。
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taixiakanrenaodexueshengmen：……
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别问，问就是后悔。
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校长：？
“yanluo，niyouxiangganshenme！”
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最后颜罗略胜一筹。
拿来吧你！
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中年男子：……
您也才四十多岁啊？
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“zaizheicijiuyingxin、huanledeshike，shouxianzhufuweidade**，yuan**yuelaiyuechangsheng，qianjindedaoluyuezouyuekuanguang。”
尊敬的领导们：……
敬爱的老师们：……
亲爱的同学们：……
什么叫《格局》？
这就叫格局。
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“cangshutongxue——”tashenxiyikouqi，diaozuleweiguanqunzhongweikou，ranhoutalangshengdao：
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众人：？？？
“wohaixiangshuo，qingqingaiaidoushijiade，zhiyouqianjinideanquangancaishizhende！nanrendeshenqingdoushijiade，zhiyoudaizaiyinxingzhanghushangdeqiancaishizhende！renhenanrenyebuhuiaini100nian，danshiwohuiaiqian100nian！shenmenanrendoukenenggufuni，danshiqianqianyongyuanbuhuigufuni！”
台下众人：……
直播间观众：……
zhibojianxianshichenmolejimiao，ranhouwushuchuan“hahahahahahahahahahahaha”feisushanguo，shenmehuojianfeijiqianshuitingchuanyunjiangengshibuyaoqiansidiwangpingmushangdiu。
【hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahashentmzhizheburuaihe，jianshemeili**】
【wotaixihuanzheigemeimeilehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】
【benlaiyiweishiqingtong，houlaiyiweishiwangzhe，meixiangdaojuranshidamingdingdingdeyoumaijituanda**。】
【meimeizheimehaokanyouyoumai，shenmenanrendebudaoa？kuailaijiejiehuailihahahahahahahahahahaha】
jianzhishitonglehahajingwole。
zheiyiyangduncuo，jintuiyoududeyanjiang，basuoyoutingzhongdexinliqingxunaniedesiside，zhadetamenyilengyilengde。
【hahahahahahahahaha】
【hahahahahahahahahahahahahada**carryquanchang】
【hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】
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mingmingdajiadoubeizheinvrennaniezhule，keshitamenhaishirenbuzhuqidai，shuobudingtahuijiangshutabeicandeanlianshini？
birushuo，tashiruheduiqianqian……pei，cangshuaierbudede。
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“zuihou，womenquanbandou——zhale。”
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应该也无伤大雅吧?
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shizaihennanlingrenbuduoxiang。
suoyourenxiangxiangdaoneigehuamian，yousheinengrenzhubushuoyiju:yue
……
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