让你上综艺，你咋创飞所有人
《让你上综艺，你咋创飞所有人》 小说介绍
canzhutiaodangweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandegudaixiaoshuo《rangnishangzongyi，nizachuangfeisuoyouren》。gushizhujiaominglinanzhudechengzhanglichengchongmanletiaozhanheqishi，yinfaleduzheduiziwotansuohejiazhiguansikaodegongming。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyoumeidewenziheshenqingdexushudadonglewushuduzhedexin。mingqiangzhudongshangqianxiangdajiadazhaohu，daizhexiaoyi：“dajiahao，woshimingqiang，zheishiwomeimeimingli，jiexialaideyiduanshijianhaiqingdajiaduoduoguanzhao。”……。
《让你上综艺，你咋创飞所有人》 第2章 免费试读
yuanbencaozaderenqunturanjingmo。
xianzaizheigeshidai，mingxingyirenmenyuanmeiyoucongqiandadanzhibai，xiangminglizheimeganshuoqiegongjixingqiangde，yijingbuduojianle。
【tashenmeshihouzheimenengshuole？zhenbupadezuizheiqunyujiranhoubeizhendui？】
【nanbuchengchuyuanhougancuibailanzhunbeizoufafengrenshe？】
【poguanziposhuaishiba？（liuhanhuangdou）】
【ganjuenengzairesoushangkandaota。】
【yijingshangresoule，reducuandebihuojianhaikuai】
suiranbeimale，danyouliaonengbaoa！
zheirangreduliuliangshitamendiedeyujimen，gengxingfenle！
“mingli，tingshuoniyaocanjiazuixinyijide《shenghuohaishishengcun？》shizhendema？nanzhuyehuicanjia，niquedingyaohetazaijiemushangxiangyuma？niduinanzhuyoushenmekanfama？”
“nanzhuyoushishenmedongxi？”
zhongrenhuaran，lianshangyifukanhaoxideshenqing。
zuizaiqianmianpao，naozizaihoumianzhuideminglishuowancaicongdanaomougejijiaogalalifanchuzheige“nanzhu”dexiangguanxinxi——
jingquandashaoye，zhangyanggaodiao，jieaobuxun，bujinyouqianhaishuaidepibao，suoyijishibuhunyulequanyeyouyidapifensi。
congminglichudaohoubujiu，jiuzaiwangshangshimingtaoyanta，haihuizhuanfaminglideweibojinxingtucao。yinweimingqida，beizhongwangyouyuwei“minglidiyiheifen”。
minglimeishaoweitiao，jiyiliyuanshenhenanzhuhaowujiaoji，yebuzhidaoweishenmezheirenhuitaoyanta。
aimeiyoudaoli，henyemeiyoudaoli，jiuxiangtasuishifafengyiyangmeiyoudaoli。
bijingzheigeshijie，benshenjiumeiyoudaoli。
“明哩明哩……”
tataishou，shizhiluozaihongchunqian：“xu。”
dajiaxiayishianjing，zhiredemuguangsisidingzheta。
mingliweixiao，lianyanmouguanghuerwenrouqilai：“qiao，nimenhaixingfenqilaile，bumale，panimenshuang。”
众人：“……”
yourenxiaoshengninan：“zenmeganjuetabianlehenduo？”
zhunbeilikaideminglijiaobuweidun，niutoudingzheneiren：
“ganjueduile，bijinggangcongjingshenbingyuanchulai，renqueshijingshenduole。”
众人：“……”
说你，你还喘上了？
【hahahahahadaozheimeibengzhu】
【shizheimegejingshenfama？】
【bushi，tayoubinga？】
【congmouzhongyiyishanglaijiang，tazhenyou（chenmo）】
…
#明哩出精神病院#
#zhongzhishiwoduishenghuodetaidu#
#nanzhushishenmedongxi？#
yilianhaojigecitiaopashangresoubangqianpai，wulunshinayigedouduidangdaichiguawangyoujijuxiyinli，erbutongcitiaoxiadeyulunyegebuxiangtong。
第一个词条——
caomeidafu：mayatajuranchuyuanle？wohaiyiweiyaozailimiandaigesanwunian。
juewangyatouhuifucaomeidafu：tashijinyuanle，bushijinqule…
yuyudeshi：dajiedouyoubinglejiuhaohaoyangzheba，haichulaidiulianfafengni？duiyulequannishizhendeaia（baiyan）
juewangdewenmanghuifuyuyudeshi：aiyulequan（×），aiqian（√）
falada：zheizhonghukadounengfuchu，haiyourenshangganzhesongreduyaoqingtacanjiajiemu…neiyuwanle。
xingwu：xiaosi，niquanbuyizhizheiyangma？beizibenkongzhi，zibenxiangdazhongweishi，niqiao，shizheibujiulailema？
qinghujiongwang：suirandanshi，mingliyemeishenmezibenhoutaiba？tajingjirenshouxiahaojigeyiren，yagenmeikongguanta，jiatingyehenputong。tachuleyizhanglianhaixingyiwai，meiyourenheyoushi。
jiujiuhuifuqinghujiongwang：tameihoutaidanyouliuliangyouxuetoua，yaoburanyitadekawei，nengquneidangxiongmeizongyi？tayepei？
第二个词条下——
meixiangdaohainengquzheimezhangdenicheng：xiangzuoyigenzhongzhi，woguangzhanzaineijiudaibiaolewoderenshengtaidu，daibiaowodebuqulinghun，daibiaowodezhengzhengtiegu！
shipenzibanfanbupaye：haoku，woxuanbuwoyihouyeshiyigenzhongzhile，xiexiezhongzhilaoshi（？）
mingziweiguiqiangzhixiugai：qitabulun，danjiuduigouzishuzhongzhizheijianshi，woshizhichide，bijingzhongsuozhouzhigouzishigoubushiren，buxuyaoyongduirendetaiduduigouzi。
shangcesuobudaizhihuifumingziweiguiqiangzhixiugai：gou：haodayikouheiguo，qingtiandalaoye，goudemingshengyeshimingshenga！（daku）
第三个词条下——
songnisanqianwan：？zenmehuishi，minglizhiqiandoumeizhengmianhuifuguonanzhudetucao，xianzaizenmezheimegangle？zhenyaohuanfenggeluxian？xibaihouzhongxinzuoren？
kuailewujixian：fuchuchaozuodangranyaotiyouliuliangyouzhimingduderena，buranzenmecengredu？tazaicengreduzheifangmianyixiangdouhenkeyide（damuzhi）
jiongjiong：《gemei》guanxuansanduixiongmeile，qizhongyiduijiushinanzhu，minglizhendeganquma，ganjuelianggerenshuobudinghuizaijiemushangchaoqilai？
wangzhongwangzhongwanghuifujiongjiong：jiemuzushihuiqingrende，danyounanzhuwodoubuyidinghuikan，danruguoyouminglidehua，neiwoyidingyaokanlehahaha
……
danwulunwangshangzenmechao，douyingxiangbudaomingli，yinweitahaizaiguanchazheigeturuqilaide“gege”
tatongguoyuanzhujiyi，duimingqiangjinxingledazhidegaikuo——
wuyeyoumin、kenlaoximei、dananzizhuyi、nianjibudadanhaoweirendie、yixinxiangyaofeishangzhitoubianfenghuangnan。
lajifenleidehua，tayinggaitangzai“youhailaji”detongli。
minglidaliangzhemingqiang，zongjuedetadeyanzhihezijichadebushiyidianbandian。
suirangongjibierendewaimaoshijianmeilimaodeshi，danzheirendachedouyaohuage30kuaideyanjianjuzheshirangtayouxienanbeng。
ta：haoyiweibiyuexiuhuadejueshimeiren。
ta：haoyiweichengjingshangandepuxinhetong。
xiangtongdefumushizenmeshengchuliangweiyanzhihaobuxiangguandehaizide？
jiyincaipiao？jiyintubian？yougebaolaide？
明哩不解。
dengchezididaxiaoqumenkou，tawenchusheng：“wochuyuandexiaoxishinifangchuqude？neigejiemuyoushizenmehuishi？”
mingqiangyuqilisuodangran：“nichuyuanzheimehaodehuatidangranyaohaohaochaozuo。《gemei》keshiquniandabaozongyi，bushaorenqiuzheshangdoushangbule，haishiwoteyiquzhaoleluodao，renjiacaitongyide。”
mingliwuyudaoyanzhuzidoukanbuxiaqule，zaiyankuanglifennudilailegesanzhoutiao。
baqinrenliyongdemingmingbaibaibushuo，haiminglianlitaigaoziji。neishenmeluodaonengdayingta，buyongxiangdoushiyinwei“minglichuyuanshouxiu”yiji“minglinanzhuneimomingqimiaodedidui”zheilianggehuatinenggouweijiemuzudailairedu。
mingqiangjiushiyuanzhudeyigezhuli，linggongzibuganhuodeximeifeiwu，haizhenbazijidanggedongxile？
nihao，jilaidedajianhuodaole——
qingxuanze：lajitongshuhuohualu
“nijirandouchuyuanle，jiuhaohaoshangjiemuzhuanqian。buyongdanxin，daoshihouwoyehuigenzhenishangjiemu，youwozai，bierenqiangbulewomendefengtou。”
hualuo，tayouxiexianqidisaoguomingli：“nigaijianfeile，nixianzaishimingxing，shencaiguanlidezuohao。qiaoqiaonizheibanniandoupangchengshayangle？tuidouculeyiquan！nvshengpanglekemeirenyao。”
quanshenjirouliuchang、xianxijinshi，meiyouduoyuzhuiroudemingli：？
“zenme，kandaocudenidouxianmu？”
tadeshixianzainanrendangbutingliuyimiao，xiaoronglidailedianmomingdeyiwei，
“haihaonichuandebushikaidangku，buranjiulundaowoxianmunixile。”
nanrenjiajinshuangtui：“ni！”
“wopangledaowusuowei，bijinghainengjianfei，niduandianjiu……
ai，meishi，xiaoxiaodeyehenkeai。”
mingshangangzhunbeipokoudama，minglikuaisuguanshangchemen，chaolubianshushangguazhedeyingwugoushou：“nishuoshiba？”
yingwujianxideshengyinbuduanzhongfu：“xiaoxiaodeyehenkeai！xiaoxiaodeyehenkeai！xiaoxiaodeyehenkeai！”
nanrenliansezhanghong，mengdichuaixiangchezi，quebeitiebangedaotengdequansuochengyituan。
（zheidashaziliangjiaoshouhahaha）
jianxishengyinzaiminglierbianxiangqi，talengzaiyuandi，sichuhuangu，zuihoujiangmuguangluozailongzilideyingwushang。
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