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minglinanzhuzuoweizhujiaodechuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo《rangnishangzongyi，nizachuangfeisuoyouren》，jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“canzhutiaodang”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin，，gushineirongjianjie：【shehuirenzhizhengchang】“nirenweiqianhelixiangnagegengzhongyao？”“nizaizheishangbannandaoshiyinweireaima？”yishengdeshouyidun，jilu【luoji……

精彩章节

hongmaohaidanshunjianzhamao：“nicaiyouzhichuang！niquanjiadouyouzhichuang！”

minglizhizheta，kanxiangqitachiguajiabin，yifu“tajile，kanbawojiushuoba”debiaoqing。

【woyiweishixingfengxueyu，meixiangdaoshicaijihuzhuo？】

【zenmehuishi，nanzhuzaiwangshangmawangyoudeshihoumingminggongjilineimeqiang，zenmeyidaominglizheijiubianle？】

【wangkale，zhuangtaibuhao，meifayuhao，zhenrongbuxing（goutou）】

【haoqiao，wowangzheshuledeshihouyeshizheimeshuode。】

“hahahage，nibuhuizhendeyouzhichuangba？”nandejianzijiagegechibiedenanyuewuzuixiaoleqilai。

nanzhucetayiyan，nanyuemomobizui。

taweimizheyan：“kanchulaile，xiangyaoxiyinwozhuyidexiaobaxibale，yuqinguzong？biebaifeiliqile，wobuhuixihuannide。”

minglicoushangqu，hetaduishi：“nalilaidezixinxin？lianjiefawo，yiqipin，zuijinhenzibei。”

nan：“shuohuajiushuohua，biecoushanglai。”

ming：“wozheibushihaipaninianlaoshicong，tingbuqingma。”

nan：“wohaiyiweishininianjiqingqingjiuyanxiaxinmang，kanbuqingdongxi。”

ming：“woqueshikanbuqingdongxi，jiuxiangwoyoudiankanbuqingni。”

nan：“delebaineizhang，kuaiyongshapuaisi。”

ming：“meiqian，nichu？”

nan：“chumenzuoguai，baiwanyaofan。”

ming：“jinzhibaitan，weizhezhongfa。ganggangcaishuo，jixingzheimecha？jianyiduochidiankuijiujizhule。”

nan：“he，siweishimenglongde，renzhishifuqiande，rensheshinanpingde，zhuangtaishifafengde。”

ming：“ha，nizheizhongrenbuyinggaizuozaizheili，yinggaiguazaiqiangshang，caihuilaoshi，caihuianjing。”

nan：“daobufenglimahaishou，wodoulandehenidou。”

ming：“zhaozhunruodianzaichuji，xiacijiniguotouqi。”

南：“随时恭候”

明：“下次光临。”

其他人：“……”

这就针锋相对上了？

【duiweile！zheicaixianghua！zheicaishiwoqidaidechangmian！】

【dengdeng，wokaishiyoudiankenimenlianggele…】

【？a，bieshenmedoukea，shenmedouchixiaoxinladuzia！】

【kezheiliangnengladuzi？taihaole，bianmiyigeyuele，wokedingle！】

【xieyao，gangke，xianzaiyijingzuomatongshangle（goutou）】

【jishiyusongjiang，jishilamingli？】

daoyanzaicishishanshanlaichi：“huanyingdajialaidao《shenghuohaishishengcun》dierji，xiangbijingguoganggangdeduanzanxiangchu，dajiaduiqitajiabindouyouleyidingdelejie。”

nanyue：“neidaoyemeiyou，quanchengzaikanzheiliangdouzuile。”

导演：“……”

nicaitaweishenmezheigeshihouchulai？

haibushiyinweihaipazheiliangduizheduizhedaqilaile，congzongyijiemushangshengweifazhijiemu。

suiranzheizongyizaishangshengqi，danyebushizheimegeshangshengfaa！

mingqiangchaonanyueqianyiyixiao，jijiyouzhudong：“buhaoyisi，xiaoligangchuyuan，jingshenfangmianhaiyouwenti，qingxuyebuwending，jidajiatianmafanle。”

mingli：“qiaonizheihuashuode，wozheizhongdanchunwuhailimaowenshunderenzhihuijirentianmifan，zenmehuijirentianmafan？”

明强：“……”

“nikebiedaibiaowo，dailifeijilemajiulaidaibiaowo？”

minglikanrenyixiangkaoganjue。

taganjuemingqiangbushigedongxi。

weilebimiantarihoujitaremafan，buruyikaishijiudangzhesuoyourenhetajiudigexi，biaomingtaidu。

【biedexiongmeidouzaixiangqinxiangai，zheiliangrenkaitoujiuchaoqilaile？zheimeciji？】

【gujishiweileboxuetouguyinongdejuben，mingqiangkanqilaitingzhengchangde。jiemushangchaojia，sixiahehemeimei，jiyouliuliangyouzhuanleqian，zhiyouzhenqingshigandewangyoushouleshang。】

beidangzhongxiamianzidemingqiangmianseyichen：“nishuodeshenmehua？gegezheishiweinihao！biezheimeduoduobiren。”

guluoyechushengfuhe：“shia，shangeyeshiweinihao，zheimeshuohuajiutaishangrenxinle。”

shenpangdeshenqingguxianqiyanpiniletayiyan。

minglikanxiangguluo，xiaochulesheng：

“nihaitingxiangneizhongfumuquannversuibianzhaogerenjiehunshengziduifuyixiadeshihou，zaipangbianshayebudongjiuzhidaofuhedefanrenqinqi。”

“……”

guluolianseweibai，yankuangfanhong，“wo，wozhishibuxiangrangnimenchaojia，suoyicai…baoqian，shiwoduoguanxianshile。”

【fule，guluoyeshihaoxinba，tabulingqingjiusuanle，zenmehaidaodayipa？】

【minglikenengzhendemeiquanyu，jianyitahaishiqufuchayixia，biebajingshenbingfangchulai。】

“nikansimeiyouwenti，danloudongbaichu。

diyi，haidan…nanzhupangbianyoukongzuo，wozuozaineilimeiyouwenti，dantaburangwozuo，erwoyongyouzuodequanli，yushiwomenliangrenjinxingleyouhaodezhengbian。zheijianshicongtoudaoweidoumeiyouqianchedaoqitaren。

wozuodeshikongzuo，youbushinanzhutuishang，wonalitianlemafan？

suoyi，tajiaqingjiayiditiwodaoqianshishenmegui？woyoumeizuocuo，weishenmeyaojiwokoumaozi？”

tingdaomoujuhua，nanzhujieyuweizhan。

“dier，tayoucuo，shaoweicongmingderendoumeichulaishuohua，fanernimomingqimiaotiaochulaiweifancuoderenshuohua，shunbianyoujiwokouleyidingmaozi。nibujinbucongming，nihaiduoguanxianshi。

kuangqienizijidoushuoleshiniduoguanxianshile，kanlainiziworenzhitingdaoweide，jiranzheiyang，jiushaoshuohuaba。”

mingliyifanhuashuodeguluolianseshihongleyoubai。

【dengdeng，minglizheimeyifenxi，ganjuehaoxiangtashuodeyemeicuo？】

【yinweijuedaduoshurenzhihuizhuzhongpianduanxinxidetiqu，leisiyuduanzhangquyi。zaiganggangdepianduanli，minglikansiyoucuo，guluokansizhengchang，danruguocongtoudaoweishuliguolai，jiuhuifaxianyouwentideshiguluo。】

tadixiatou，yanlihanzheleishui：“buhaoyisi，buhaoyisi…shiwowuhuileni，meiyougaoqingchushiwomeiyong…”

cishi，guluoxiangjileyiduozaifengzhongpiaolingdexiaobaihua，kelianrouruo。

【shenqingguzenmebushuohua？zijimeimeidoubeiqifuchengzheiyangle？】

【guluobuzhanli，shengebanglibubangqinyemeiwentiba？zongbunengweilemeimeidiandaoshifeiba？】

“meishi。”minglianweidipailexiaguluodejianbang。

houzheyangqitou，shuirundemouzidingzheta，potiweixiao：“xie…”

mingli：“nibushiyiwushichu，nihaikeyibeidangzuofanmianjiaocai。”

guluo：“……xie”nima。