《人生开挂后,发现熊孩子一家三口是我亲人》 小说介绍
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「ninianjiqingqingjiukailezheiyangyijiajigou,nalilaidezheimeduoqian?」
manzuipenfenderen,shangliangbuzhengxialiangwai,zheiyangxiaozhangbahushifeibufendejiazhangnanguaijiaoyuchuzheiyangdexionghaizi。
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haimeidengwochushou,chenjiejiulanzhulezhengmabatatuikai。
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「laoshidarenle,woyaobaojing,zheiduigounannvzhangzherenduoshizhongtaiqifurenle。」
chenjiechahua,「woyijingbaojingle。」
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yuanyiweizheichangnaojuguohoujiuhuipingxi,meixiangdaozhengmashidasuanhewogangshangle。
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zheishiyiduanzhengmameilulianduizheyejingpaideshipin。
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dixiadepinglunyeshijingcaijuelun:
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zheihaibugou,zhengmahaibazijibianzaodehuangyaoliaotianjilu,fadaolewomendejiazhangqunli。
wozhunbeigenxieqingjieshi,meixiangdaoxieqingsudubiwohaikuai。
tadaizhechenjiepaileyigeshipinfabuzaimouyinshang,kandaoshipinliguimiyilianzhengqideyangzizhenshisashuangjile。
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chenjiejingenzhefabiaozijidekanfa,「zuoweinanren,kandaonvrenbeiqifubuchushoubangmangshinanrenma?zaishuolewonvpengyouyaoshizhidaowomeibangtaguimi,woliannanpengyoudeweizhidoubaobuzhu。」
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tamenhaishuoxiwangwobuyaoweiquqiuquan,yidingyaoxiangxinfalvdegongzheng。
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buyongtamenshuo,duiyuzhengjiazheizhongrenkendingbuxuyaokeqi。
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zhengmaangzhetouxiekanzhewo,「womeiyouzaoyao,nimenkanwonaliyoufabushipin?xiao**xianzainihaiyouzhengjuma?」
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人生开挂后,发现熊孩子一家三口是我亲人