《人生开挂后,发现熊孩子一家三口是我亲人》 小说介绍
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shuoshihua,tanbushangshiwanghuozhenanshou,zhiganshoudaoqifen,shenmeyangdefumukeyizuochuzheime**deshiqing?
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「shuoba,nilaizhao**ma?niyebieyanle,nijuedewohuixiangxinnima?」
zhengmatingzhijiede,「nihewoquyitangyiyuan。」
「buqu。」wogengzhijie。
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bamayilianjianjue,「womenbuhuirangqingqingqude。」
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kanwobamahewodetaiduqiangying,zhengmamamalieliedizoule,「wohuijiaonibabalaijiaoxunnide。」
hehe,tamenshipingnazhongshenfenlaijiaoxunwode?zhengbadouzigubuxiale,tayoujihuilaijiaoxunwoma?tayemeirenshinagesheinenggoubangtayiba。
wobamazhitanqi,「yaobunichuqusansanxin,buranwopatahaihuilaijiuchannide。」
wojujuele,「bama,jiusuanchuqusanxin,huilaihoutamenyehaishihuilaizhaowode。womenmeizuocuoshenme,bupatamenlainao。」
jiexiaquwohaiteyiguanzhulemouyinshangyoumeiyouresou,zongjuedezhengmabubawobuqujiutabaobeierzideshitongdaowangshang,buxiangtafengge。
duiyuzheigexiangfa,woyemeiyoupa,fanzhengjiankongwoyou,mouyinwoyehuifa。sheipashei?
buguo,diertian,daoshiyourenzhaoshangmenle。
wodiyizhijuejiushi,laizhebushan。
bushiwoxihuanbarenxianghuaile,ershiwojigoukailezheimeduonian,yizhifengpinglangjing。
zhidaoyudaozhengbaobaozheiyijia,caiyouneimeduobozhe,caiyoujihuihejingchasanfandajiaodao,hainenggenjizhedajiaodao。
putongbaixingsheideshenghuoyouzheimelingleidejingcai?
lairenshiyigenvren,wohaimeizixikantademianxiang,tajiuzhijiexunsubahuatongkaojinwozuiba。
haichadianzhuangdaowoyachi,zhenshibuzhuanye。
beihoudesheyingshidagejiazheshexiangjiduizhewodelianhaiyiliandechiguabiaoqing,yidiandoubuzhuanye,biaoqingguanlidoubuhui。
suiranbangongshiliyeyoujiankong。
keshiwodeshoubiwodedanaofanyinghaikuai,yijingqiaoqiaobachazaikudailideluyinbidakaile。
nvrenkaikou,「woxingwang,shibendiyijiazimeitibozhu。tingshuonidedididelejixingbaixuebing,nimamaxiwangninengquyiyuanpeidui,kannengbunengjuanzenggusuijididi。」
「danshinibuyuanyi,shizheiyangdema?keyihewomenshuoshuoweishenmeduizijidedidijiansibujiuma?」
woyaoleyaotou,tanlekouqi。
kanlai,zhengmazheishiyaojiezhuwangshangdelilianglaidaodebangjiawo。
xingba,fanzhengyebushidiyicijieshoudaozhengmaduiwodeeyile。
wokanletayiyan,「bushizheiyangde。shi......」
bozhudaduanwodehua,「tingshuozheizhiqiannibazijidemamasongjinlejingchaju,hainimamabeipanyouqituxingyinianhuanxingliangnianliuxialeandi,duinididiyihoudeqiantuyingxianghenda。」
「haiyou,zuijinnigengshibanibabasongjinlejingchaju,muqianpanjuejieguoyekuaichulaile,shizheiyangdema?」
wogaosubozhu,「nishuodeneigedidishiwodexuesheng,mamashiwodeshengmu,zheishiwozuijincaizhidaode。wochusheng2geyuetamenjiubaworengdiao,beilinjujiuhuilaihouwobamatongguohefashouxushouyanglewo。shengmuhainalewoyangfumu2wankuaideyingyangfei,25nianlaiconglaimeiyoukanguowoyiyan。」
「wobamabawoyangdahenburongyi,shengmuduiwoyoushengyuzhien,bingmeiyouyangyuzhien。erqietadeerzi**woqundi,tabenrenhaizaiwangshangzaowohuangyao,shengfubawoanzaidishangda,haizalewodejiaoshi。wozhishiweizijitaohuigongdaoeryi。」
bozhukaikoudaduanwo,「neizhengjuquezaoshima?”」
wodianlediantou,「shide。」
bozhudaduanwo,「suoyinididishizainidejigouxuexide?」
**cuidihuida,「shide。」
bozhuyouwen,「neinidididelebaixuebingyeshiyinweinima?」
wofouren,「bushide,tadebinghewomeiyouguanxi。womenjigoucongzhuangxiudaojiancesuoyongcailiaohejianchabaogaowodouyou。」
bozhuyouwen,「nididirenzhujinleyiyuan,nijuedezuoweijiejiemeiyouyiwuqukantama?jiedizhijiandeganqingzainiyanlibuzhongyaoma?」
woyaoleyaotou,「womeiyouyiwuqukanta,genghekuang,taconglaijiumeizunzhongwo。wowufajiangyige**woqundihaiconglaimeigenwodaoqianguoderenchanshenggongqing。」
bozhuyouwen,「suoyi,nishibuhuiqukannididiyebuhuijitajuanzenggusuidema?」
womeiyouyouyuyaoleyaotou,「buhui。」
bozhuhenkaixin,kantadeyangziwoxiangtayijingnaobuletajiexiaquyaohuoledejiezou。
woyouwenleyiju,「nimencaifangjieguohuiquanchengrushibofangba?」
bozhujiaohuadihuida,「neikendingde,woshibozhu,ziranyaoweishehuibugongxianxiangfasheng。zheishiwomendechuxin,buwangchuxinfangnengshizhong。」
wodianlediantoumeizaiduoshuoshenme,ruguonizuobudaobuwangchuxin,neijiuzhuxingxingzhihuokeyiliaoyuan,jiupanichengdanbulehuodejieguo。
guoran,dangtianxiawuwojiuzaimouyinshangkandaoyiduanbofangliangzaichixuzengzhangdeshipin。
bozhu:「womenjiedaozhengmadeqiuzhu,tadeerzichangnianzaimoujiajigouxuexi。yinweijigouhuanjingjiaquanchaobiaosuoyidelebaixuebing,erjigoudelaobanhaishitadenver。zhengmaxiwangnverqupeiduikannengbunengjuangusuijididi,danshizheigenverquejujuele。zhengnvshi,shizheiyangdema?」
zhengmashangxinmolei,「qingqing,maqiuqiuni,laiyiyuankanxianididiba。ruguomamayoushenmezuodebuduidedifang,mamagennidaoqian,niyuanliangmama,haobuhao?tianxiameiyouzuocuodefumua。」
kanzhezheishipin,wotanlekouqi,nizenmebubaniduiwozuodeshiyeshuoyishuoni?
bozhuhenbudehuoshangjiaoyou,「henduorendouxihuanyongyuanshengjiatinglaijizijizhaojiekou,qishi,tianxiawubushidefumu。zuonverdebuyaojuedezijishinverxinsijiuzhong,zongjuedefumupianaierzibuxihuannver。nayoubuaihaizidefumuni?」
bozhuyoushuo,「qishi,woyeyijingquzhaoguoyanqingnvshi,jiechuleyixiawofaxiantazheigerenyiyannanjin。dajiazijilaipingpingliba。」
shipinyixiazijiuzhuandaowo,bozhuwenwo,「woxingwang,shibendiyijiazimeitibozhu。tingshuonidedididelejixingbaixuebing,nimamaxiwangninengquyiyuanpeiduixuexingkannengbunengjuanzenggusuijididi。danshinibuyuanyi,keyihewomenshuoshuoweishenmeduizijidedidijiansibujiuma?」
woyaoleyaotou,tanlekouqi,kanshangquyifuxinxudeyangzi,「shi。」
「tingshuozheizhiqiannihaibazijidemamasongjinlejingchaju,hainimamabeipanyouqituxingyinianhuanxingliangnianliuxialeandi,duinididiyihoudeqiantuyingxianghenda。」
「haiyou,zuijinnigengshibanibabasongjinlejingchaju,muqianpanjuejieguokuaichulaile,shizheiyangdema?」
wodianlediantou,「shide。」
「nididirenzhujinleyiyuan,nijuedezuoweijiejiemeiyouyiwuqukantama?jiedizhijiandeganqingzainiyanlibuzhongyaoma?」
**cuidihuida,「shide。」
shipinjieshu,woyikanneidianzanliang、pinglunliang、zhuanfaliang,budebugantandajiadechigualiliang。
lianwojigoudeyouxiejiazhangkandaowodoubuzirandixiaolexiao,woyelijie。
bijingshejidaoqinqingzheigeyiyannanjindelunlihuati。
meishi,jiankongshipinzaishou,wangshangpingtaiwoyeyouzhanghao。
yizhouhou,caifangwodebozhudezimeitizhanghaobeifenghaole。
dui,woshimingjubaode,wozhishizuohaoyigeshoufagongminyinggaizuodeshieryi。
wonazhewanzhengdejiankongshipinxiangwangxinbanjubaolebozhudeeyizaoyao,haiqinglelvshizhunbeixiangbozhusuoyaojingshensunshifei。
tongshi,wobawanzhengdejiankongshipinfangdaolemouyinshang,jidajiazengsongyiduanxindechiguasucai。
bozhuhouhuiwanfenjiwodadianhua,「wobushiguyide,ninengbunengbubashipinshanchuzaifabushengmingzheishiyichangwuhui?」
woxiaole,「wuhui?doushichengnianrenjiubiezhuangle,niganshuonicaifangwodemudebudanchun?nijiushiyaobawocaizaijiaodixiarangzijihuoyiba。」
「xianzaichuleshijiushuobushiguyide,nijuedewohuixinma?duile,wojiushiguyinazhezhengjuqujubaonide。nibushihenxianghuoma?xianzaizheiliaoyuandejieguonihaimanyima?」
shuowanwozhijieguawandianhua,suoyi,zuorenshanliangyixieba,jibierenliuyouyudijiushidengyujizijiliuyouhoulu。
ruguowomeiyoufangbei,neimeyanxiachuyufengkoulangjianmeiyouzijiunengliderenjiushiwole。
wobuhairen,danyebunengbaibaibeirenhai。
zhengmayanjianzheyaojiezhuyulundeyalibiwojiufanyemeiyouyong,tajiukaiqilesaoraomoshi。
tiantianjiwodadianhuafaxinxi,wolahei。tajiuhuanshoujihaoma,buranjiupaodaojigouzhaowo。
yebuzhidaotacongnalidatingdaowojialidezhuzhi,paodaolejialiyancikenqiediqiuwobangmang。
tashengshengkuqi,「qingqinga,mamahouhuidangchubanisongzoule。mamaxianzainianjidalezhidaocuole,mamaxiwangninenghuidaowomenzheigejia,xiwangninengrenzuguizong。」
ruguobuzhidaozhenxiangderen,kandaotazheiyangzi,kendingshizhanzaitaneiyibiande。
danshi,xianzaisheibuzhidaotadezhenmianmu?tuozhengjiarendefu,jigouzuijinhenchuming,woyeshitingwunaide。
keshi,wobamakanzhetaneifushangxinyujuedeyangziyouxiedongyao。
「qingqing,nishengmuyoujuhuashuoduile。meiyoutanaliyouni,meiyouni,womenzheibeiziyebuhuiyouhaizi。」
「qingqing,nihaimeidangfumu,buzhidaohaiziduiyufumulaishuoshimingyibandecunzai。bamajingliguoshizizhitong,suoyi,bamabuhuizuzhini。niyaoshiyuanyiquyiyuanpeiduijinididijuangusuijiuquba。jiudangjizijijide。」
wotingconglefumudejianyi,hezhengmaquleyiyuanzuojiancha。
woxiangjifumuduojixiefubao,yinweiyouletamencaiyouwodexingfurensheng。
quleyiyuanwoqukanlexiazhengbaobao,kandaotatangzaibingchuangshangdemeiyoulezhiqiandeliuliliuqi。kandaowo,daoshimeigaibenxing。
「nibixudejiuwo,woshibamaweiyideerzi,nibujiuwo,bamahuidasinide。」
woyonglidipailexiazijidenaomen,sheirangniyoushanyide?shanliangyaoyoufengmanga。
wolandegentashuoyijuhua,kanleyiyanzhengmabailetayiyan,wojiuzoule。
yigeyuehou,peiduijieguochulaile,peiduishibai。
kandaozheigejieguo,wobuzhidaoshikaixinhaishishiwang。
yiqiejiuanzhaolaotiandeanpaiba。
keshi,zhengmaquebukenxiangxin。
mingmingdoushitaqinshengde,zenmehuishizheiyangdejieguo。
keshi,tabushiyinggaizaojiuyouxinlizhunbeilema?
tahezhengbahaiyouzijidedanverhezhengbaobaodepeixingyeshishibaide。
suiranyishengmingquegaosuguowomen,tongbaoxiongdihuozhejiemeigusuiyizhidepeiduichenggonglvshizuigaode,yizhizhihoudebingfazhengyekenengshizuixiaode。
danshizheibingbushishuoqinjiedizhijianpeiduijiuyidingnengchenggong。
yexuwoshitazuihoudexiwang,yexuzaitayanliwojiushiyigegongjuba,suoyidangjieguorangtashiwang,tayixiazijiushikongle。
suirantazaizhonghuagusuikuzuoledengji,dengdaishihezhengbaobaodegusuipeixing。
keshidengdaishijianaode。rennengdeng,bingbunengdeng。
jianaodetongshi,zhengmahenbudeshourenlewo,「nimenbujiwohaoriziguo,neiwoyebuhuirangnimenguodeshufu。」
tazhijiezaijigoumenkouzhouwei300michutiemanledazibao。
shangmiandeneirongshiyixiemawohewobamashijiansibujiudaodelunsangdechusheng,tahaiyancikenqiediqingqiudajiabangtamamawomenzheixiechusheng。
zheihaizhenshixianshangxianxiashuangguanqixia,tashiyaozhiwoyuhedi?
duiyutadehujiaomanchanwoxuanzebaojing,zhengmayijingpoguanziposhuai,meiyoufourenshitazuode。
woduitayijingrenzhiyijin,zhixiwangyihoubuyongzaihetajianmianle。
jingguozheixieshi,wojiwobamadinglelaoniantuan,rangtamenchuqulvyousanxin。
guimiyejiaowohetayiqiquchucha,zhiqiantachuchatandexiangmudaolezuihouguantoule,wodequkankan。
keshi,wohexieqinggangdaojichangdamenkoudeshihou,zhengmayouzhuiganzheguolai。
zheicitameiyouxuanzezhaoyigesurenbozhu,ershidaileyigebendizhuanmenzuoqingganjiemudedianshitai。
kanshangqushihenzhuanyekaopudeyangzi,yinweineigedianshitaimingziwoyeyousuoerwen。
dangjizheyaocaifangwodeshihou,wodiyijuhuajiushi,「guanyuwohezhengmazhijiandezhongzhong,woquanbudoushiyoujiankongshipinzhengjude,jingchalvshiyejiandingguoshuyuhefahelidezhengju。wobuzhidaotashizenmegennishuode,danshiwoxiangxinfalvzaishang,bushinimenkeyieyixujiachuanbode。」
jizhehuida,「womingbai,woyougewentixianghenitantaoxia。niweishenmeburennizijideqinshengfumuni?」
「nizheiyangzirangyihounidehaiziruhemianduinizheiyangdemamani?nideyangfumubutongyiniqurenqinshengfumuma?ruguoshizheiyang,neimetamenyeshiwangweifumule。」
woculecumeitou,「nizheigegaomaozikoudetaichenzhong,mafannizunzhongwodefumu。gennishuohuashizunzhongni,renguizizhong。niyoushenmezigepipanwofumuni?nizheiyangzuorangwohuaiyinidezhuanyesuyang。」
jizhelianshangshanguoyisibuziran,「rendexinxiongyinggaikuankuoxie,nideyangfumunengbaniyangzheimeda,tamenjiubunengyongpengyoudexintaiqumianduinideqinshengfumuma?」
woxiaolexiao,「weijingtarenku,moquantarenxiangshan。duiwolaishuo,wohetamendeguanxizaojiuzhongjiezaitamenbaworengdiaodeneiyikele。tamenshijilewoshengming,dantongshiyefangqilewodeshengming。」
「ruguomeiyouhaoxinlinjuhewobama,nijiubuhuikandaojintiandewole。ruguoworenxiawoqinshengfumu,neishiduiwobamazuidadebuxiao。」
「mingzhibukeweierweizhi,yeyaokandaoweizhishishenmedixian。nayulunyaren,jiusuanwobeipodiletou,zheijiushiniyanzhongdeqinqinglema?zheiyangyeweimiantaibuzhiqianle。」
shuowan,wozhuanshenzhunbeihexieqingzouxianghoujishi。
jizheyiluxiaopaogenzheguolai,「zhengnvshixiwangninnengjinididijuanzenggusui,zheibingbuhuiyingxiangdaonideshengminganquande。niweishenmebukenni?」
wocongshoujilidiaochuyiyuandejianchabaogaogaosujizhe,「baogaokeyizhengmingwomeiyoupeiduichenggong,meiyouchenggongworuhequjuanzengni?shitayizhijuedewoheyiyuantongliuhewu,suoyinimenyaobuyaozijiquyiyuanqinziyanzhengyixia。woganshijianle,zaijian。」
jizhekandaobaogaohouwunaile,kanlaizhengmameiyouhetashuoqingzhenxiang。
yanjianzhewoyaozou,jizheyoumeizhaoshu,zhengmaturanqiangzoujizheshouzhongdehuatongdahan,
「feijishangyouzhadan,shinayijiafeijiwobushuo,danshifeijishangyouzhadan。」
cihuayichu,jizhejingdaile,taganjinjiaosheyingshidagezuohaozhunbei。tazheishiqianglediyixianchangshishifashengdexinwena。
wohexieqingduishiyiyan,congbiciyanzhongmingbai,ganggangfashenglebennianduzuilipudeshi,meiyouzhiyi。
jichanglimiandelvkemenchuanlaiyizhenyizhenjianjiao,henduorenpinmingwangmenkouchongchuqu。
woxiangxinjichangmeiyouzhadan,zheizhishizhengmabuyuanyixiangxinshishiweilebawoliuxialaidejiekou。
keshi,tabuzhidaotasuiyisanbo“zhadan”huangyandailaideyanzhongjieguo。
duiminhangyelaishuo,zhiyaochuxian“zhadan”zheigeci,hangkonggongsihexiangguanbumenbuhuiquheshishiqingdezhenxiang。
tamenhuijianchiningkexinqiyoubukexinqiwudeyuanze,anzhaoyingjichuzhichengxudeyuanze,xunsucaiquxiangyingcuoshi,duihangbanjinxingquanmianchedipaicha。
erzhengmashuodefeijiyouzhadan,danshinayijiatabushuo。
wentishibuguantashuobushuo,zhenggejichangshangyouduoshaojiafeiji,youduoshaolvke。
zheiyangdailaidehouguobushitanengchengdande。
yinweihuangbaohangbanyouzhadandexingwei,yijingyanzhongraoluanleshehuigonggongzhixu,shexianchufanxingfa,gouchengbianzao、guyichuanboxujiakongbuxinxizui。
qingjieyanzhongde,duishouyaofenzichuwunianyixiayouqituxing、juyihuozheguanzhi;zaochengyanzhonghouguode,chuwunianyishangyouqituxing。
erzaochengjichanghangbanyanwudejingjisunshibushiyibixiaoshumu,zheisunshiyeshiyaoyoutalaipeichangde。
zhengmazhiqianzaowohuangyaoyijingbeipanyouqituxingyinianhuanxingliangnian,xianzaijiashangzheimeyichu,dengdaitadeshiyancheng。
yeshirenherendouwufachengshoude,suoyihuocongkouchu,tupozhixudejiangjiedengdainidebiranshifalvdeyancheng。
woqingweiditanlekouqi,zhengmaxianzaidejingkuangzhendeshizizuonvebukehuo。yebuzhidaotahuibuhuihouhui。
zhengbaobaoshengbingshihenkelian,zuoweirenmuzhengmuyaokanzhehaizishoukushihenkelian,keshikelianzhirenbiyoukehenzhichu。
zongxihuanbazijidebuxingguaidaobierenshenshang,quebuhuicongzijishenshangzhaoyuanyin。
buquxiangxiangzijizhongxialeshenmeyinjiuhuishouhuoshenmeguo。
jingchahenkuaidaodaxianchangdaizoulezhengma,beidaizouzhiqiantahaiyizhizhoumazhewo。
suiranwoyegaosujingcha,zheishizhengmaguyisadehuangyaneryi。
danshi,zairenshenshengminganquanzheigewentishang,sheigandabaopiaoshuoyidingmeiyouwentini?yemeiyourennengchengdanzheiyangdezeren。
musongzhezhengmaneilangbeibukandeshenying,xieqingpailepaiwodejianbang,「buyaofangxinshang,shushuayihenainide。niyizhidoushihenxingyunde。」
wohuixieqingyixiao,womeiyoufangxinshang。
woxingfuqiezizhi。woyehenqingxing,wowanquanbuxiangta,woxiangwodebama。
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