《端午祭祖,我靠弹幕反击弟弟》 小说介绍
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duanwujiejizu,wodeyanqianturanchuxianleqiguaidedanmu:
【nvzhuzenmehaicigedayagagaleni?mashangtadijiazhuangtaiyeshangshen,yaoshaleta!】
【zhenshiwojianguozuiwonangdesifa,zheifumuyezhenchun,meikanchulaierzishijiazhuangdema?nayoutaiyeshangshenshizheiyangde?】
【zezeze,zhongnanqingnvdejiatingbuqiguailou,dengtasile,caichanjiuquanshidididele。】
wojiangxinjiangyi,dengdaleyanjing,juedebukesiyi。
zenmekeneng?wojiuzheimeqingyidesile?
budengwohuanguoshenlai,didihaositufaeji,hunshenchouchu。
【laile,laile!mashangyaotaiyeshangshenle!】
laibujiduoxiang,wojimangshangqianbandaodidi,ranhoufafeng、niuqu、yinanpaxing。
jirantakeyijiazhuangtaiyeshangshen,woyekeyijiazhuangtainaishangshen!
谁怕谁!
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「nizheiyatou,jintianduanwujizu,nizenmehaimeidao?nandaoyaoquanjiazaizheilibaibaidengni?」
erbianchuanlailaomadecuicu,daizheyisibunaifan。
yiwangduanwujizu,bamarenweiwozhishigeyatoupianzi,genbenbudaiwo。
jinnianbuzhidaoweishenme,daishanglewo,haicuiwoganjinlai。
「haodema,womashangjiudao,jintianlushangdu,woyemeibanfa。」
womazaidianhuaneitoulenghengyisheng,yuqikebo:「haibukuaidian,yidianshijianguanniandoumeiyou!」
dengwojinganmangangandaoshanding,bamahedidiyangguangzongzaojiuzaidengle。
laobacaozheyifudajiazhangzuopai,shuangshoubeizaishenhou,jianwolaichile,yezhishizhoulezhoumei。
yangguangzongdingzhewo,mouguangzhongshanguoyisiyinleng,rangwoganjuebuhanerli。
laomakandaowo,jimangchongguolai,zhuaizhewodegebojiuwangfentougan。
taliqihenda,qiadewoshengteng。
haoburongyigandao,haimeidengwochuanxi,yanqianturanchuxianqiguaidedanmu:
【nvzhuzenmehaicigedayagagaleni?mashangtadijiazhuangtaiyeshangshen,yaoshaleta!】
【zhenshiwojianguozuiwonangdesifa,zheifumuyezhenchun,meikanchulaierzishijiazhuangdema?nayoutaiyeshangshenshizheiyangde?】
【zezeze,zhongnanqingnvdejiatingbuqiguailou,dengtasile,caichanjiuquanshidididele。】
woroulerouyanjing,keshiyanqiandedanmuyidianmeibian。
youqialeyixiagebo,haotong!
yuanlaibushihuanjue,nandaoyanqianzheidanmu,jiangdeshizhende?
wojiangxinjiangyi,dengdaleyanjing,juedebukesiyi。
zenmekeneng?wojiuzheimeqingyidesile?beiwodihaiside?
keshiwohetagenbenjiumeiyoushenmeshenchoudahena,taganmayaobiwoyusidi?
taitoukanxiangbama,congxiaodaoda,tamensuiranpianxinyangguangzong,kebuzhiyuzheimecaojianrenmingba!
kebudengwoxixiangzheidanmudezhenshixing,yangguangzongturanyouledongzuo。
tahaositufaeji,hunshenchouchu,kanqilaiguaiyijile。
zheishi,yitiaodanmukuaisupiaoguo:
【laile,laile!mashangyaotaiyeshangshenle!】
laibujiduoxiang,baomingyaojin,jishizheidanmushijiade,woyebunengbuzhongshi。
wojimangshangqianbandaoyangguangzong,ranhoufafeng、niuqu、yinanpaxing。
danmuyebeiwodesaocaozuojingdaile!
【zheishizenmehuishi?zheihewomenkandejuqingbuyiyanga?】
【a?zheijiediliangdoufengle?】
【**,youdianyisi,bangexiaodengzuodenghouxu。】
wodixiatou,lianzhuzuijiaodexiaoyi。
还是我聪明机智!
jirantakeyijiazhuangtaiyeshangshen,woyekeyijiazhuangtainaishangshen!
谁怕谁!
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budengyangguangzongfanyingguolai,wolimakaishile「jingzhan」debiaoyan。
kesouleliangsheng,woyadisangyin,mofangtainaicanglaodekouwen:
「yangdaqiang,wangguihua,nimenzuijinyouxiepiaoa,jialixiaobeixinshubuzheng,zuoweifumu,nimenzenmeguande?」
beidiandaoxingming,bamayoujingyouyi,kanzhewodeyanshenlidaizhexiexukongju。
「siyatoupianzi,yishenyiguishuoxieshenmeni?jintianshijizudedarizi,haibuganjingunguolai!」
laomadenglewoyiyan,henshixianqi,jimangshangqian,zhunbeibawolaxiaqu。
jiuzaizheishi,danmuzaicishuaping:
【zenmehuishi,bushididima,zenmehuanchenglejiejie,zheibutaiduiba?】
【liuliuliu,shiqingkaishiyouyisiqilaile,zhichijiejiefanshadidi!】
【zheimayeshigelinbuqingde,nvzhuhaibutainaihuashen,jitajigedazuibazi?】
kanzhedanmu,woyaoyaoya,zhengzhalehenjiu。
kaolvdaozuoxizuo**,wohaishizhaobanle。
shangqujiushiliangbazhang,dadetazuolianzhongzhangbukan,kanqilaigaoxiaojile。
「siyatou,nijingrangandawo?fanlenile!」
laomaqijibaihuai,yanshenlikehenliqilai,zhangyawuzhuadixiangwopulai。
wokanxianglaobadefangxiang,lishengdahe:「yangdaqiang,zheijiushiniqudehaolaopo?woxinxinkukulachenibanda,nijingranzaiyanpizidixiarangtahewodongshou?」
「niyanlihaiyoumeiyouwozheigelaopozi?haiyoumeiyounizumu?」
laobalianselikebianle,tayibashangqian,zhizhizhulaoma,ranhoudingzhewo,jinghunweiding。
「nipingshenmeshuonishiwozumu?wozumuzaojiusile!」
yangguangzongyefanyingguolaile,zijideximabeiqiangle,tajidedahandajiao:
「ba,biexintade,zheifenmingshiwojiezaisahuangpiannimen,zenmekenengshitainaishangshen?」
laobabenlaijiujiangxinjiangyi,yitingyangguangzongsongyong,gengshilaihuo。
「haoa,siyatou,yuanlaishizaipianwo,kanwobudasini,jiliezuliezongxiezui!」
bamamoquancazhang,zhunbeishanglaihenhenzouwoyitong,jiwogejiaoxun。
我冷笑,缓缓开口:
「yangdaqiang,ni7suineinian,zuzhaihouyuandejingnaoshuiguai,shiwonaaicaoheshengyansaleqitianqiye,caipingjingde,nibujidelema?」
「dangshideni,hedebansi,santianbuganqumaoce。」
laobayiting,lengzaileyuandi。
zhunbeigonghuodemamaheyangguangzongyikan,yeshaleyan。
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「laoyang,zhei,zhei,zheibuhuishizhendeba?」
laomakanzhelaoba,liansebianleyoubian,yanlishanguoyisibukezhixin。
yangguangzongshaleyan,talazhelaobadegebo,butingyaohuang。
「ba,bietingyangyunhushuobadao,takendingshikuangnide,zheige**……」
huayinweiluo,「pa——」deyisheng,yangguangzongdelianshangchuxianleqingxidewuzhiyin。
「shenme?ba,nijingrandawo?」
yangguangzongwuzhelian,yiliandebukezhixin。
suihoudaizhekuqiang,zhuantouxianglaomakusu:
「ma,bajingrandawo,tajingranweileyige**dawo!」
yanjianbaobeierzibeida,womaqifengle,tataishouzhunbeinaobadelian,quebeibadeyigeyandaohedebugandong。
「fangsi!nimenzaiganqingjuwangdong?wogaosunimen,zheijianshizhiyouwohezumuzhidao,haibuguolaibaijian?」
suihou,badaizheyilianbuqingyuandemamaheyangguangzong,laolaoshishidichaowojulesangegong。
wozaixinlianziqingxing,xinghaozhiqianbahezuijiushi,wotoutingdaolezheimimi。
meixiangdaotazhendesheidoumeiyougaosu。
danmuyeqishuashuadipiaoguoyizhen【haoshuanghaoshuang】。
【xiaodedagun,meixiangdaodidibeifanjiangyijun,hairenzhixinbukeyouna。】
【zheicaidaonaa,zheicishabucheng,nandaohaimeiyouxiacima?】
【loushangshuodedui,kandidineiyanshen,zaojiubajiejiedangchengyanzhongding,rouzhongci,nvzhuhaishixiangxiangzenmezibaoba!】
woguzuogaoshen,duizhelaoba,yongshayadesangyinhuanhuandaolai:
「daqiang,wojiuzhidaonishigehaohaizi,kexile,nizheierzi,buchengqia!」
「什么?」
wobamingxianyouxiejinzhang:「neizenmeban,zumu?」
wodunledun,denglejimiao,caikaikou:「tamingbushibunengzouguilu,danshidezijixiu。ruoqiujiejing、tanxiangrong,sannianneibijianjiehuo!」
yanjianbamaruoyousuosi,wojixuchengshengzhuiji:
「daqiang,nimenliangkouzi,kewanwanbunengkuidaiguniang,tamingshiying,danzheibushike,ershihu,dongma?」
shijichabuduole,wojiekoutainaiyouxianzhi,daoletuolideshijian。
suihoujixuruchuyizhedifafeng、niuqu、yinanpaxing。
zhihou,wohuanhuanqishen,zhuangzuoyifubuzhiqingdemoyang:「bama,guangzong,nimenzenmele,doukanzhe**ma?」
「bushishuoyaojizuma?nimenjigelengzaizheiliganma,gankuaiya!」
yangguangzongyongyuandudiyanguangkanzhewo,mouguanglishihuabukaideeyi。
laobabaibaishou,shitanwo:「yunyatou,nihaijidegangcaifashengdeshima?」
wolikejiazhuangmihu:「ba,kannimenshensedoubutaihao,gangcaiyoufashengshenmeshima?」
tameijixuwenxiaqu,baibaishou,jiaowomenyixingrenhuiqu。
kanzheyangguangzongchibiedemoyang,woxinlianshuang。
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tongguodanmudezhi,woshizhongnanqingnvshiqingwenzhongdekubipaohui。
bamamixin,didifengdian。
zheiciduanwu,yangguangzongjingranzhuangzuotaiyeshangshen,shuowoshiquanjiadezuiren。
meixiangdaobamaduicishenxinbuyi,erhuabushuo,jiuyongbawohuohuodasi,maizaizufenjitaiyexiezui。
shihou,yangguangzongmeimeijichengwodesuoyoucaichan。
yaobushizheituruqilaidedanmu,meizhunwozhendeluodecansidexiachang!
jirantamenburen,jiubieguaiwobuyi。
huixiangqizhiqiandanmushuode,yidianyebujia。
yangguangzongyinweizheijianshigengshihendulewo。
tabushijintianzhaowodecha,jiushitiaobobama,shuojialidaomeideshidouhewoyouguan。
真是可笑!
babashigelaogumin,meicidouzhuizhangshadie,ruanjianyipianlvyouyou。
mamaxihuanzoulukanshouji,bushizhuangdaozhuzishang,jiushizhuangdaolvhuacongli。
yangguangzongkaogongkaolesanci,santiandayuliangtianshaiwang,cicidoukaobushang。
jingranbazheixiedongxidouguijiuyuwo,wangtuzaicishandongbamadeqingxu,duiwoxiaheishou。
haozaishangcidezhuangshennongguibatalianghedebuqing,bamajianxinjuebunengdongwo。
yangguangzonglvcidabudaomude,zhenggerendoukuaizhuakuangle!
yanjiantazeixinbusi,woyenule。
laohubufawei,nidangwoshibingmaoa!
wozhaodaobama,zhuangzuobeitainaituomeng。
「bama,zheijitianwoshuijuezongbutashi,yinyinyueyueyougecixiangdeshenying,duanduanxuxuhewoshuozheshenme……」
bamaduishiyiyan,shenseyibian,sihurendingleneijiushitainai。
jinjiezhe,laobalikeshangqianxunwen:「ranhouni,nitainaihenishuoleshenme?」
wozhuangzuoxiaoxinyiyi,nierudao:「tameishuotaiduo,zhishishuoguangzongshenshang,haoxiangyouhuiqi,rangzhaogedashi,ququhuiqi!」
「什么?」
laomaherantigaosangyin,shenseyerouyankejiandihuangzhangqilai。
「neizenmeban,guangzongshizanjiadegena,tachuleshi,zheikeyaolewobantiaominga!」
wodixiatou,lianzhuyanzhongdebuxie,zaitaitou,yishiyifuweiweinuonuodemoyang。
「bama,woyebutaidong,buguozanlaojiabushiyougeliudashima?tingshuotadeyaowannengpixie……」
diandaoweizhi,womeiyouduoshuo。
buguokanzheiyangzi,tamenyijingxinle。
danmuzaicipiaoguo,zheiyici,doushikuawode。
【nvzhutingcongmingdea,fanjiangyijun。】
【yuelaiyueyouyisile,benlaiyiweinvzhushouwufujizhili,zhinengdengsi,meixiangdaotahainengfanji,zhenshishuang!】
【hahaha,sheibuzhidaoneisuoweideliudashi,maideyaowanlimianzhongjinshuchaobiao,didizheixiayoukutouchile。】
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jiexialaiyiduanshijian,yangguangzonglaolaoshishide,genbenmeikongzuoyao。
yinweitayijingzigubuxia。
guangneiyoukuyouxingdeyaowan,jiugoutaheyihudele。
kanzheyangguangzongmeitianbeiba**zhe,sandundundunbuluo,chixianei「zhongjinshuchaobiao」deyaowan。
wozhongshijuedechulekoueqi。
zhayanjian,daolewodeshengri,bamapotianhuangdijiwozhunbeileyidunfengshengdewancan。
liangcenggaodeshengridangao,shiwoconglaimeiyouguodedaiyu。
kanzhebamaqidaidemuguang,wobishangshuangyanxulegeyuan。
budengwozhengkaiyan,pengdiyisheng,wodehoujingfama,chedishiquzhijue。
yishixiaosanzhiqian,yanqianshanguodeshiyangguangzongyinhendeyanshen,yijibamaningzhongdeshense。
zaizhengyan,wozhenggerenhunhunchenchen,quanshenbeiwuhuadabangzaiyizishang,shenchuwojiadedixiashi。
zhouweibuzhileshenmeyishi,kanqilaiguiyijile,lingrentoupifama。
wopinmingzhengtuo,keshengzibangdehensi,genbenwufadongdan。
yanqian,danmukukushuagebuting:
【daogaoyichi,mogaoyizhang,nvzhudouzheimexiaoxinle,haishizheledao。】
【meixiangdaoba,didibuduangonghuo,bamazaojiuqiyile,zhibuguotamenzhuangdetaihaola。】
【tamenzaojiulianheleneigeliudashi,yaojintianjinvzhujinghua,batachedibianchengyigeshazi!】
woxindishanguoyisijuewang,nandaojiuzheiyanglema?
jishiyouzheidanmu,woyewufataotuozheigaisidemingyunma?
「bada——」yisheng,menkaile。
yangguangzongyinxiaozhezoujinlai,muguangzhongchongmanhenla。
tashangqianjilewoliangerguang,yuqixiaozhang:
「yangyun,haonige**,womenjiademeiyundoushinidailaideba!shangcijizurangnitaoguoyijie,haihaiwohebamachilebushaokutou,zheicinixiuxianghaoguo!」
woqiangrenxiakouqiangzhongdexuexingqi,zhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao:
「guangzong,nizaishuoshenme?jizufashengleshawoshenmeyejibuzhua……」
yangguangzonghenshibunaifan,takaikou,qiangyingdidaduanlewo:
「shaozaizheilifeihualuosuole,laozicaibuxiangting,denghuinihebamahaiyoudashimanmanjieshiba!」
huayingangluo,zhijianbamadaizheyiminglaodaozoulejinlai。
zheilaodaoshenxinggoulou,guozheyijiantunsededaopao。
tamanlianzhouwen,rutongganliedeshupi,weiyouyishuangyanjinghunzhuoqueruili。
laodaoraozhewozhuanlehaojiquan,henkuai,congpojiudebudaizhongtaochuyibanuomi,mengdisaxiangsizhou。
tongshi,takaishinianyixiehanhubuqingdezhouyu,kanqilaijiuzhenshineimehuishi。
laomabeihedebuqing,duozailaobadeshenhousuisuinian:
「laoyang,zheikanqilaiguaiherende,zanmenhaishiliyuandianba。」
shuoba,talazhelaobaheyangguangzong,manmanxiangmenkoutuiqu。
端午祭祖,我靠弹幕反击弟弟