盛京城有个流传甚广的天大笑话
《盛京城有个流传甚广的天大笑话》 小说介绍
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shengjingchengyougeliuchuanshenguangdetiandaxiaohua，mingdongbeiliangdemingji，jingshidangchaohuangdidezaokangqi。
wohuishengjingdeneitian，zhouyanzhiherujindehuanghouwenzuogaotai，dihoutongzun，xianshapangren。
takanzhewo，henlengdan：“beiliangduonian，kanlainideruiqibeimoganjingle。”
wogongjingxiagui，shenmehuadoubuduoshuo，suihuanghoudeanpai，jinlelenggong。
lenggongdisannian，wokuaiyaochengbuzhule。
tayiweiwogentarenshule，tashuotabushixianqiwo，zhishiyikouqinanchu。
ketalaideshihou，wozhishishenzhibuqingdikuzhewenta——
“qilang，shiwodeqilanglailema？”
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woshibeiliangdemingji，yindedaguanguizhouweiwoyizhiqianjin，woyeshidashenghuangdizhouyanzhidejiefaqizi。
zaijiandaozhouyanzhi，shibeiliangyibiezhihoudediliunian。
fenbieshi，tashishiweidetaizi，woshitadeqi，zaijianshi，tashijiuwuzhizun，tianxiazhizhu，tadeqizaibushiwo。
tahehuanghouxiaozhuyinduanzuogaotai，jiuneimelenglengdipinizhewo。
woshuangshoujiaowo，zhanzaiyuandijucuditou。
meiyouxingli，shiyinweiyouxiewangjidashengdelijiele，xingbeiliangdelishizaiyouxieshuobuguoqu。
wohurantingdaolexiaozhuyinwenwenrouroudeshengyinxunwenwo：“nijiushimengjiejieleba？zhongyujiandaonile。”
wobuzhidaogaizenmehuidatadewenti，beiliangdedaguanxianguimentongwoshuohuashi，meiyouzhunxuwoshibupeijiehuade。
否则就会挨打。
wodeyouyuhuanlailezhouyanzhidebuman。
taliangliangkaikou，huayujianmanshitianziweiyan。
“mengshi，huanghoutongniwenhua，hegubuzuoyingda？”
“huanghourenhou，niannifengchenpupuguilai，kuanshunibucengxinglidewulijudong，weihedecunjinchi？”
“zaibeiliangdaileliunian，lianjibendeguijudouwangleme？”
woyouxiebeitahuayuzhijiandehanyihedao，bennengdixigaiyiruan，chaodishangguilexiaqu。
“dong”deyisheng，wokeleyigexiangtou。
“nuzhicuole，qiuninraoshunu......”
zheiyangqiuraodehuayuwotuokouerchu，shiliunianliwoshuoguodezuiduodeyuju。
上首沉寂了片刻。
wohueryoutingdaozhouyanzhibushenmanyideshengyin。
“kanlaibeiliangliunian，daoshijiangnideruiqicuomodiaobushao。”
tazheiduanhualideqingxufuza，wocaibutou，yebugancai。
我只知道要求饶。
meiyoudedaokuanshudehua，wobianjixujixiediketou。
“qiuninraoshunu......”
zhidaoyishuangtianzixielvchuxianzaiwoyanqian，yizhishoulanzhulewoketoudedongzuo。
“别磕了。”
yuqishengying，shifenbieniu。
dedaolekuanshudehuayu，wocaitingzhuledongzuo，guizaidishangbuzailuandong。
yishengzhangzhangdetanqishengchuanlai——
“起来吧。”
dedaomingling，wocongdishangpaleqilai。
zhouyanzhizhanzaiwodeyanqian，meiyanjiandeshenqingfuzawubi，zhuomobutou。
zuizhongtashenchushou，chaowodelianerlai。
“wenruo，ni......”
woyouxiehaipa，huangluandihoutui。
“bixiaruoshixiangzhangguainu，keyiqingrendailao，qinzidongshou，huizanglenindeshou。”
woshuodequandoushishihua，zaibeiliangdeshihou，jiaofangsidemamashizheimejiaowode。
ruoshibujishitixing，beifaxianle，chengfabibeizhangguaizhongqianbaibei。
tadeshoutingzaibankong，zuizhongjinwochengquanyoufangkai。
“呵。”
“脏，是挺脏的。”
tafuxiulikai，zaimeiyouhuitou。
wokanzheneidaobeiying，xinliyizhenhuanghu。
qishi，wohaoxiangkuaiyaoburendetale。