盛京城有个流传甚广的天大笑话夭夭-著

小说简介

《shengjingchengyougeliuchuanshenguangdetiandaxiaohua》shiyaoyaochuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdegudaiyanqingxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaomengwenruozhouyanzhijinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。wochushihuiqiu，qiutamendaiwojinwu，yinweiwobeidadetaihen，xueditaileng，dongdanbude。danmeiyourenhuizaiyi。tamenaikanwoqiu，aikanwoqiubu……。

精彩章节

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shengjingchengyougeliuchuanshenguangdetiandaxiaohua，mingdongbeiliangdemingji，jingshidangchaohuangdidezaokangqi。

wohuishengjingdeneitian，zhouyanzhiherujindehuanghouwenzuogaotai，dihoutongzun，xianshapangren。

takanzhewo，henlengdan：“beiliangduonian，kanlainideruiqibeimoganjingle。”

wogongjingxiagui，shenmehuadoubuduoshuo，suihuanghoudeanpai，jinlelenggong。

lenggongdisannian，wokuaiyaochengbuzhule。

tayiweiwogentarenshule，tashuotabushixianqiwo，zhishiyikouqinanchu。

ketalaideshihou，wozhishishenzhibuqingdikuzhewenta——

“qilang，shiwodeqilanglailema？”

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woshibeiliangdemingji，yindedaguanguizhouweiwoyizhiqianjin，woyeshidashenghuangdizhouyanzhidejiefaqizi。

zaijiandaozhouyanzhi，shibeiliangyibiezhihoudediliunian。

fenbieshi，tashishiweidetaizi，woshitadeqi，zaijianshi，tashijiuwuzhizun，tianxiazhizhu，tadeqizaibushiwo。

tahehuanghouxiaozhuyinduanzuogaotai，jiuneimelenglengdipinizhewo。

woshuangshoujiaowo，zhanzaiyuandijucuditou。

meiyouxingli，shiyinweiyouxiewangjidashengdelijiele，xingbeiliangdelishizaiyouxieshuobuguoqu。

wohurantingdaolexiaozhuyinwenwenrouroudeshengyinxunwenwo：“nijiushimengjiejieleba？zhongyujiandaonile。”

wobuzhidaogaizenmehuidatadewenti，beiliangdedaguanxianguimentongwoshuohuashi，meiyouzhunxuwoshibupeijiehuade。

否则就会挨打。

wodeyouyuhuanlailezhouyanzhidebuman。

taliangliangkaikou，huayujianmanshitianziweiyan。

“mengshi，huanghoutongniwenhua，hegubuzuoyingda？”

“huanghourenhou，niannifengchenpupuguilai，kuanshunibucengxinglidewulijudong，weihedecunjinchi？”

“zaibeiliangdaileliunian，lianjibendeguijudouwangleme？”

woyouxiebeitahuayuzhijiandehanyihedao，bennengdixigaiyiruan，chaodishangguilexiaqu。

“dong”deyisheng，wokeleyigexiangtou。

“nuzhicuole，qiuninraoshunu......”

zheiyangqiuraodehuayuwotuokouerchu，shiliunianliwoshuoguodezuiduodeyuju。

上首沉寂了片刻。

wohueryoutingdaozhouyanzhibushenmanyideshengyin。

“kanlaibeiliangliunian，daoshijiangnideruiqicuomodiaobushao。”

tazheiduanhualideqingxufuza，wocaibutou，yebugancai。

我只知道要求饶。

meiyoudedaokuanshudehua，wobianjixujixiediketou。

“qiuninraoshunu......”

zhidaoyishuangtianzixielvchuxianzaiwoyanqian，yizhishoulanzhulewoketoudedongzuo。

“别磕了。”

yuqishengying，shifenbieniu。

dedaolekuanshudehuayu，wocaitingzhuledongzuo，guizaidishangbuzailuandong。

yishengzhangzhangdetanqishengchuanlai——

“起来吧。”

dedaomingling，wocongdishangpaleqilai。

zhouyanzhizhanzaiwodeyanqian，meiyanjiandeshenqingfuzawubi，zhuomobutou。

zuizhongtashenchushou，chaowodelianerlai。

“wenruo，ni......”

woyouxiehaipa，huangluandihoutui。

“bixiaruoshixiangzhangguainu，keyiqingrendailao，qinzidongshou，huizanglenindeshou。”

woshuodequandoushishihua，zaibeiliangdeshihou，jiaofangsidemamashizheimejiaowode。

ruoshibujishitixing，beifaxianle，chengfabibeizhangguaizhongqianbaibei。

tadeshoutingzaibankong，zuizhongjinwochengquanyoufangkai。

“呵。”

“脏，是挺脏的。”

tafuxiulikai，zaimeiyouhuitou。

wokanzheneidaobeiying，xinliyizhenhuanghu。

qishi，wohaoxiangkuaiyaoburendetale。