《煞神锦鲤》 小说介绍
xuanhuanticaidexiaoshuo《shashenjinli》,shizuozhe“fuqin”jingxinbianxiede,gaishuzhongdeguanjianrenwushisongquxiesongrui,jingcaineirongjieshao:⌈zheigechuandepopolanlandenvhainimenxiangxintabakaibenchima?tazaididichushenghoudeyigeyuezhikaotabajidewukuaiqianguorizia。⌋……
《煞神锦鲤》 第二章 免费试读
yangzhewojiushiyangzhecaishenpusa
babashizaijingchajubawolingzoude,zheishiwodiyicizuoshangbabadebenchiche。
tashuzhedabeitou,chuanzhexizhuang,zhenggerenshencaiyiyide,
⌈henyounengnaima,bazijigaojingchajuqujiuhaoleshiba?youbenshijiaotamenyangnia!⌋
qishiwoyeweizijixuguoyuan,danshidoubuling,babamamadoubukenaiwo,shenzhidouxiwangwoqusi,
⌈qishizheiyigeyuewochadiansile。⌋
⌈哦。⌋
tabawodaidaoleyigekanzhehengaojidehuisuo,zhuangxiudejinbihuihuang。
tazoudehenkuai,wopaozhegenshangta,kanzhetaanledaoshibacengdedianti,
⌈denghuiniliwoyuandian。⌋
diantihenkuaijiudaole,diantimenyikaitayouhuanshangleyifuwenhedemianju。
zheishiyigemingliangyoukuanchangdewuzi,bailesiwushizhuoximian。
xishangguangshidalongxiadouyouliangzhi,taishanghaifangzhehendadedianshi,yizhangyizhangdiguozheyigexiaoyingerdezhaopian。
edui,jintiangaishiwodididemanyuejiu。
⌈姑娘!姑娘!⌋
shiwaimaiyuanshushudeshengyin,womengdihuiguotou,shushuxiangdouxiaogouyiyangzhaohuwo,wokaixinle,chaotapuguoqu,⌈shushu~⌋
tabawobaozaituishang,kanzheyanxiyijingguobandanshitadewanjuquehenganjing,renyebizhiqianshoushidetimianhenduo,⌈nizheiguniangzalaizheileya,nibamahaimeiyoulaijienima?jintianlaizheishilaiduileya,meichiguodalongxiaba!⌋
pangbianxieshenglaiyishuangkuaizi,wangshushudeshoubeishanghenhenyichou,⌈haoa,woshanggecesuodegongfuzenmejiuyouhaizile,zheiyoushinageyehaizi!⌋
⌈biezheimeyifumeijianguoshimiandeyangzi,jirenjiakanxiaohuale。⌋yibaduozoushushudekuaizi。
zheigeayixiongxiongdeyinggaishishushudelaopoba。
shushuxipixiaoliandidazheyuanchang,coujinleyuayidiyu。
wodingzhewanliyouyoudelongxiarou,dizhetounana,⌈wochiguodalongxiade,yuanlailongxiabuzhishiqiao,haishiyouhenduoroude,yebushisuansuande。⌋
tamenduishiyiyan,shushuwenwo,⌈shenmelongxiazhiyouqiao,shisuandeya?⌋
⌈fandianwanshanglinchulaidetongli,woyujiannizhiqiantiantianchilongxiani!⌋
ayidengdaleyanjing,shouwuzhulezuiba。
ayilouzhewodejianbang,⌈nishisheijiadeya?⌋
wozhilezhidididezhaopian,⌈nong,zheishiwodidi。⌋
夫妻俩傻眼了。
ayimomodishuo,⌈shile,wojieyiqianyouyigenver,danshiconglaimeiyoudaichulaiguo。⌋
shushuturanyiquantouzaxiangzhuozi,chulewoduanzhede,kaozheibiandewandousuileyidi,ayiyebengzhelian。
mamaguolaile,yigeyuemeijian,mamapanglebushao,
⌈yo,meifunizheishiganmani?haojiuheduoleshuajiufengma?⌋
babayeguolaile,xiaoxixididuikanrenaodebinkeshuo,⌈meishimeishi,dajiachihaohehao,xiangbalaomeiheguohaojiu,zheixiakaiyanlehahaha。⌋
shushushilaoshiren,henshaofapiqi,jintianqueyigaichangtai,⌈zheishinidenver?⌋
babayanjingdoumeiyoukanxiangwo,yishengchixiao,⌈yekeyibushi。⌋
⌈fulaoxiangqina,nimendoukankan,wojiefujiejierujinshirenshangrenle,zhudeqihaozhaikaidelehaoche,shibushihengaodanga?⌋
ayichongdaochangmianzhongjian,yaohezhe,⌈womenshixiadengren,jintianjielejiejiedeguangrangwomenzheimeichuxidefuqilianghelejikoujiu。nimenbuzhidaoa!wozheikebangtamenyangleshitiandenverni!⌋
binkemenyipianhuaran,⌈conglaimeijianguolaosongyounvera?⌋
yourenguolaixianglakaiayi,⌈nishinalilaide,youshenmedousixiaqushuo!⌋
mamachongguoqucheguoayideyifujiushijiletayibazhang,⌈zenme?nicongxiaojiujiduwo,xianzaiyaozawoerzidechangzi?zijishengbuchuhaiziyebuyongjiduwo。⌋
ayifanshoujiuchezhemamadetoufa,⌈woshizheiweideqinmeimei,tadeqiongqinqi!dajiakanhaole,taernvshuangquan,danshiazheiyigeyuenimenzhidaotadenvershizenmeguolaidema?⌋
taganggangbeidafanshoujiudalehuiqu,xianzaidaoshiyoudiangengyanle,shushuyeguoqulakaimama,louzheta,
⌈zheigechuandepopolanlandenvhainimenxiangxintabakaibenchima?tazaididichushenghoudeyigeyuezhikaotabajidewukuaiqianguorizia。⌋
⌈tawanshangquchifandiandaochulaideshengcai,edebuxinglequtouwaimai。haidewolaogongfalebangeyuegongzi,wolaogongxinshan,meitianduoshaoyikoufan,tacaihuodaolexianzaia!⌋
zuozaiweizishangdebinkedouzhanqilaile,tamenweizhewo。
daliangzhewoshenshangdebuding,lianshangdedongchuang。
⌈zhenshilaosongqinguinvma?kanzhebuxianga。⌋
yeyezuozaizhuzhuo,zhizheguaizhangzhanzhanweiweidizouguolai,yongguaizhezhizhewo,⌈nixinshan,nishipusa,songjinileba。tashizaixing!siledoubuweiguo!⌋
shushubawobaoqilai,⌈buguoshigexiaohai,nimenjiadayedayigexiaohaijiunenghuailenimendecaiyun?⌋
⌈womeiqian,tahuaibulewo,woyang!⌋
mamapailepaishou,⌈haohaohao,yesuanshiweinizhaohaoxiajiale,biezaihuilaile。⌋
5.
shushuayibawolinghuijia,shuowoyinggaijiaotamengufuhegugu。
tamenjiazailaojiedecaishichangpangbian,limianshihenxiaohenxiaodelu,dianpingchedoukaibujinlai。
guguzouzaiqianmian,yiyanbufa。
wopazaigufubeishang,shenyijiaoqianyixiaode,lushangdoushiheiheideshui,woxiaoshengwenta,⌈gugushibushibukaixinya?⌋
tadeshengyinshuanglang,kansigenwoshuoqiaoqiaohua,quehendashengrangguguyetingdejian,⌈nigugujiushidaozizuidoufuxin,nizaitamianqianshoujiaomalidian,zuibatianyidiantahenkuaijiuhuixihuannila!⌋
guguyijingzoujinleyouheideloudaolile,taturanjiubabaoshuaixialai,zazailewotoushang,⌈nihuashuodedaoshikuai,jiuniyigerenyangkemeiwodeshi!⌋
shushubawofangxialai,roulerouwodetou,⌈womenfuqiliangduogexiaohaiyijiasankou,duohaoa!⌋
taguidaozaierloudeyangtaishanghaotaodaku,⌈pingshenmeya,pingshenmetamenmeiliangxindefajiazhifu,womenguodoujiebukailehaidejitayanghaizi。⌋
gufufuzhetajinqule,jiwoshiyanse。
womashangjiuquchufangdaolebeireshui,dijihaizaikukudegugu。
zheishihenxiaohenxiaodewuzi,chufangketingwoshidoushizaiyiqide,jiaqilaidoumeiyouwomenyiqiandeyigeketingda。
⌈shibushikanwomenjiaxiaoniyebuxihuanna?ruguokanwomenjiagongbuqinizheizunfo,jiuganjinlingxunhaorenjiaba!⌋guguhelekoureshui
woyaoleyaotou,⌈xiaobuxiaomeiguanxide,qimaguguhuijiwochiderangwohuoxiaqu。⌋
tazhongyuxiaochulaile,lilexialuandiaodetoufa,⌈heng,niyejiuyudaowomenlebijiaozouyun。⌋
kanzhegugusongkoule,gufumashangbaoqiwo,xianbaoyiyangsongdaogugumianqian,⌈zheixiaonvwaa,wozhiqianjiukanchulai,bujinrenjiling,nikan,qishiwuguanyebiaozhizheni。⌋
guguzhuanguotou,buxiangkanwomenliang。
woguoqulazhegugushou,dasuanbawodemimigaosutamen,⌈woqishiyunqihenhao,nimenyangdaowokejiuzhendezouyunge。⌋
tamendoulengle,kaishihahadaxiao,
guguyipaiwodenaodai,⌈renxiaoguidadedongxi,shinizouyunle,bushiwo!⌋
toushangmamade,yuanmeiyoubabadadetong。
guguzhanqilaiquxishule,⌈gaiganmaganmaqu,bielaobaozhehaizibusashoudanwuganhuo。⌋
gufuhaoxianghenxihanwo,yihuiwanwanwodeshou,yihuibawodebianzichailezhongxinzha。
taraobulisuo,wodetoufameiyihuijiubeitawanchenglejiwo。
tadeshoushangdoushilaojian,tingtashuozhongwuhewanfanshijianqufandianzuochuzi,wanshanghezaoshangjiuqusongwaimai,shunbianzaoshangjiubagugusongqushangban。
wonielenietadeshou,⌈gufuya,niyouquguaguocaipiaoma?⌋
tayanjingliangjingjingde,⌈nigexiaoguitouhaizhidaocaipiao!⌋
yitiaoyujinsaoguowoyanqian,henhenchouzaigufushoubeishang,⌈xianzaiduoyikourenhaibuxiangzhegengnulizhuanqian?nijiutingwoshuoba,zheishishangshimeiyoukuaiqiande,doudejiaotashidilai!⌋
wogengufutoutouyigeduishi,
⌈nitingjianmeiya,biexiangle,daihuailehaizi!⌋
womenxiangtingzaishushangzanshijiaoliudemaque,beidixiaderenyixiazidasanle。
jializhiyouyizhangchuang,wogengugushui,gufushuizaizhaizhaideshafashang。
gufudehulushenggenxiatiandechanmingyiyangxiang。
zheigexiaoxiaodewuzilimeiyouzheimeduodehuangkong,jishitamenzijidouhenkunnanyemeiyouxiangmamayiyangtiyaoqiu,yaoganhuocaikeyichifan。
wohaoxiangzhiyongxiangyangdexiaogouyiyang,fuzechi,jiunenghuodeyixiechongai。
6.
keshimeiyoushenmepianaishikeyihenrongyijiujiangluozaiwoshenshangde。
kanyanseshiwocongxiaojiuhuidejineng,wobunengyinweihaochilanzuoerzhaorenxian。
wowudianbudaojiuqilaixiangzuozaofan,keshiwodebeiziyedehaohaode,pangbiandebeiwoyijinglengle。
guguhegufuyijingduanzhewanzuozaishafashanghezhoule,⌈niqizheimezaoganma!niyoubuyongshangban。⌋
zheixiawozhendebuzhidaozenmebanle,wobatouyadeshenshende,⌈buxingdeya。⌋
gugusanxiawuchuerjiuchiwanlezhou,gufuyijingdaishangleshuxidehuangsetoukui。
⌈neizheiyangba,nibajializuotianhuanxialaideyifuxile,jiusuanyougongzile,wanshangjinifaqianhaobuhao?⌋
gugufahuale,ye,xianzaitahaishiwolaobanai。
gugushangdebanyaoyizhishangdaowuye,wojiuzaijialishoushideganganjingjing。
jialiganjingcainengqingjincaishenye,wozaiyiqiandejialijiushiganzheigehuode。
danshixianzaiyaoqianchengxuduo。
tamenzaoshangjiuzuohaoleyitiandefan,jishiwoyigerenzaijiayebuhuiezhe。
⌈guniang,guniang!kuaixialai,gufuxiawanbanla,dainiqusongwaimai!⌋
ehuo~wojihushifeibenxialou,pashanglegufudedianpingche。
gufushenshangshizhongzhongdeyouyanwei,wohenxihuan,yiwenjiuyougubaofugan,rangwoxinan。
gufuyibianbalazheshoujijiedanyibianwenwo,⌈jintianyitianzuoshenmeleni,yigerenwuliaoma?⌋
wobatoukaozaitakuankuandejianbangshang,shenshendixileyikouqi,
⌈buwuliaoya,wobajialililiwaiwaidasaoleyibian,nimenketailatage,zheiyangshiyingbudaocaishendee!⌋
⌈hahaha,gufufadacaikequankaonige⌋
songwaimaibiwoxiangdexinku,youhenduoxiaoqushimeiyouwaimaijude,xuyaobawaimaisongdaorenjiashoushang。
youyidankuaidaoshijianle,keshidiantidenglesanfenzhonghaimeiyoukai。
baloudedizhishuopajiupa。
gufuxialaideshihoumanetoudehan,qidouchuanbuyun。
tayaohenkuaidikaishipeisongxiayidan,womomodiconghoumianbaozhuta。
kuaidaoshierdian,womenyaoqujiegugule,kanjianlekuaiyaodayangdecaipiaodian。
gufutinglexialai,chongwoxiaomimide,⌈shuojubaoyougufufacai。⌋
⌈hao~baoyougufufadacai!⌋
gufumaileyizhangershikuaideguaguale,jiazhixiangdangyutasongliuqidanwaimaile。
yaochiquanyidianyidianhuaguokaijiangqu,
wozhanzaipangbianshuangshouheshi,chenghuangchengkong,ruguomeizhonggaizenmegengumuyuanni。
shishijiushibingmeiyouchuxianzhongjiangshuzi。
wobashoubeizaileshenhou,wennuandeshouzhangroulerouwodetouding,
⌈meishi!guabudaocaishizhengchangde!⌋
caipiaodianlaobankanzhewomenlianggezaidaxuefenfeidetianqimeiyouyijianyurongfu,tanlekouqi,⌈zheibenmeishengjizhangle,danshihaimeichuguojiang。gailvbijiaoda,yaoshishikanma?⌋
zheishijiazhiwushidecaipiao,dahenduo,huahualvlvdehenhaokan。
gufushizhiqingqingkoulekouzhuozi,⌈guniang,guabugua,tingnide。⌋
wotuozheliandan,yebuzhidaogaizenmexuanze。
wojidemamazhiqianshuoguo,neixienasigongzidegongrenyigexiaoshicaishikuaiqian。
zheizhangcaipiaoyinggaizhibantiangongzile。
gufuyipaizhuozi,⌈laiyizhang!rangwoguniangtiao!wanlaiyibujiuguandianle,zheidoushiyuanfen。⌋
laobandijiwolejizhangcaipiao,yiyitankai,zhangdedouyiyang,kanbuchunazhangzangleqian。
wotiaoleganggangdediyizhang。
jieguoyaochiquan,xianguakailezhongjiangshuzi,shishisan。
ganghaoshiwoshengri,neigeyouruemodeshuzi。
三个人都盯着彩票,
yipaiyipaidihuakai,qiansanpaidoumeiyou,laobanjiuhuilehuishou,⌈zouba,xiacizailaiba。⌋
gufutanleyikouqiwangqianmianzou,wogenzaihoumianbuxinxiediguawanhoumianyixiefugaimo。
duile,wohaimeigaosugugugufuwojiaoshenmeni,woshiquxieya。
13?
zuihouyipaidezuihouyigeshi13?
duiyingzhe……liugeling?!
wojianjiaoqilai,balatiemendelaobanxialeyitiao,⌈laobannikan,zheigeshibushizhongjiangle。⌋
gufuyepaoguolai,kanzheheisedefugaimoxiexiazangzhedeshisan!
⌈zhonglezhongle,shishiwanba?⌋
gufuyijingbawojuqilaile,⌈wozhendebaxiaocaishenqinghuijiale!shiwana!⌋
nazhecaipiaodelaobanbeijuanlianmenzadaoletou,⌈zhendezhonglea。⌋
7.
guguyebeixixunzahunletou,wuyeshierdianfeiyaodaizhewodaochuzhaokaizhededian,mailingshichi。
wodunzaidianpingchedejiaotabanshang,guguzuozaihoumian,sangerenzaidajieshangfeichizhe。
yuanlaichengshilixinkudelaoshuyenengzheimezizai,zheimekaixin。
womenhaoxianghuanjielehenduojiaolvhekunao,kanjianleguangmingweilaideyidiandianyingzi。
womenzuozaishafali,tingzheguguanpaizheibiqian,
⌈woxunsizhewomenbunengjibierendayibeizigong,yaozijigan!yiqianwomenmeiyoubenjin,xianzaiyoule,nachusanwankuaizuyiniandianmian,womenkaifanguan。laoliuzheibushiniyizhixiangdema?⌋
gufulianhongpupude,cuolecuoshou,⌈youqianleyeyaojidelaopojiaodao,bunenglanduo。womendefanguanbujintigongliangcanzhengcan,haiyaotigongzaofanheyexiao。⌋
gugugegegedixiaozhe,haishiyangnu,⌈buyaoyikouqichichengpangzi,huibuhuitaixingku,gutoubuguwei?⌋
gufubawomenliangdouloudaolehuaili,⌈laopo,wodeshouyinihaibuxiangxin!womendingweishiyaotigongjinongmingongzuokuaicande,zaibaozhengjiankangdetongshijinliangboliduoxiao。⌋
guguyepinpindiantou,⌈caichangbeimenneigedianmiankongle,wokanhenheshi。zheiyipiandoushihuxiangbangzhudepengyou,zanmenmingshengdachulailebuhuicha!⌋
wojushou,⌈woyekeyibangmang!⌋
guguyoudengwo,⌈jiangjindeyibanchuangyeyibancunxialailiujiguniangdushu。mingnianshangxiaoxuele,nizuiduoganyinianhuo,zhuanqianshidarendeshi。⌋
wozhalezhayan,bizisuansuande,zheixiaguguyanjingdoukuaidengchulaile,⌈nikusha,xuexishimeigexiaohaitaobukaidezeren!buxuexizhinengzuokuliniyuanyi?⌋
tashengyinyueda,woyeyueshikudexiong,gufubatazuibayibawuzhu,wocaijianjiananjingxialai。
dizhetouchoudachoudade,⌈woxiangxuexide。woshimeixiangdaowokeyixuexi,wochangchangxiangdejiushibuaie,buaida。⌋
guguyankuangyehonghongde,yibalouzhuwo,bawobaodejinjinde,⌈haoguniang,zheibiqianshinide,mingniangugujinitiaogehaodexiaoxue,ranhoujiuyaokaoninulixuexi,qugenghaodezhongxue,daxue。nibujinbuhuiaidaaie,haihuiyouguangmingdeweilai。⌋
zuxiadianmian,jiandandezhuanghuang,maiyixiechujudouhuabuleduojiu。
yiqiezhunbeijiuxuhou,guguhegufuyiyaoyajiubawendingdegongzuocile,quanshenxinditourudaofanguanshengyizhong。
gugufuzezaoqidezaofan,woyeqilaibangchu。
lianggezhengcanzeshigufuzhangshao,womenliangdaxiashou。
wanshangshidianzhihougufujiurangwomenhuiqule,shuoxiaohaizibunenggenzheshuitaiwan,huizhangbugao。
gangkaishiquankaogufuyiqianzuokulidelaopengyoupengchang,yishidoujuedebucuo。jiezhejiukaishiyichuanshi,shichuanbai,suanshibamingqidaxiangle。
youshihouzuobuxia,tamenjiuduanzhecanpanzuozaiwaimianchi,piyubenmingdenanrendoubuzaihuzheixie,zhiyaofanlianghejiagehaoleshenmedouhaoshuo。
jianjiandi,womenjiadexiaofanguanchenglehenduohenduogeputongrendeshitang,shixueshengdezaocandian,shixiaonianqingdeyexiaodian,gengshinongmingongdebujizhan。
womenyijiasankoudoushiguoguokurizideren,gugugengshishoujiaomali,youshihouyigerenjiukeyifuzequanbudezaocan。
shengyiyuelaiyuehuobao,hebaoyeyuelaiyuegule。
tamensuanzhangyejingchangjiwofenxiangkuaile,gufushuoxianzaiyigeyuejingduosanwanle。
zheishiyiqianshangbanbuganxiangxiangdegongzi,womenmeiduojiudoukeyiqingbangshou,kaifendianle。
konglejiudaiwodaochuwan,womenyouhenduozhaopian,zaihubiande,zaishanshangde。
gufumangwanwufantoutoumomonaleyihehongtongtongdedayingtaojinlai,guguyibaduoguo,⌈zheishichelizi!ouyou,zheiyihedajiaqianba?niyeshede,mingtianbuguola?⌋
gufududunangnang,⌈guniangzheijitianbushixiangchangchangyingtaoma。⌋
⌈zheishiyingtao?youqianlexianghunongwoleshiba?liulaoban?⌋gugudeshoujixiangle,⌈maidoumaile,chibei,jiwoshengyige!⌋
⌈得嘞,老婆!⌋
gufunieshouniejiaojinlai,pengzhechelizigenwoxiangshiyixiao。
honghongdeguozifazhedandandeqingxiang,meiyoubiedeguaiwei。
qishiyudaogufuyilaiwochidedongxidouhenxiang,buxiangyiqian,wozaijializhinengchigeyedeshengfan。
xiangyangdejiaqin,chulibuyaodeshiwu,meimingqiyuelaodongdejiangli。
gugunazheshoujijinlaiyuyanyouzhi,zaigufuerbiandishengshuo,⌈wobayaoguoshoule,zheizhoumodehuiquyitang,jiushiguniangtaqinmayequ。⌋
gufuyisisuo,tuchuyilihongsedehe,
⌈qujiuqubei,guniangyouwoliangchengyao。patamengansha!⌋
gufuzhidaoguguyizhigenggengyuhuaideshi,⌈laopo,buyaoyongbierendechenggonglaiweinanziji。zaodianwandiandeshima,womenxianzaikeshizhengzhengrishangge!⌋
⌈niyouzhidaole。⌋gugubawobaozaituishang,⌈zhoumogenwomenhuixiangxiajianwaigonghaobuhao。⌋
kanzhetamenxiaoxinyiyideshense,woqishimeiyouzheimecuiruoya,⌈youdechijiuxing!⌋
8.
womenhaishisangerenjizaiyiliangdianpingcheshang,qizaikengkengwawadexiangjianxiaoluyichangdianbo。
gufugenwoshuoguoguguhetajialideshi。
zicongmamajiajidalaobanyejiushiwobabazhihou,waigongjiufenwaipianaita,jiuliangugujiehunnachulaidepeijiazonggongjiuliangwankuaiqian,shimamadangchudewufenzhiyi。
dengwomendaowaigongjiashi,meikanjianzengguangwaliangdebenchichefandaoshiyiliangyinbaisedemianbaoche。
shoulidouyijingjieshule,didibeimamabaozhe,tamenyijingkaifanle。
haojiumeijianguotamen,haoxiangzhendecongneitiankaishi,wojiugenqinshengfumuduanjueleguanxi。
gugujiudangmeikanjiantamen,kuajinmenjianjiulangshengdao,⌈laobaliushidashouguozheimezhejiganshani,zheizhutaidoucheleninvxujinidehongbaobuzhunbeijiele?⌋
woshijianguowaigongde,danshitakanzhebabamamaduiwobuhao,yebuliwo,gaogaoguaqi。
⌈heng,nimenneijigeqianrangwonalewokeshebudehua。⌋zhangzhangdehuxubeichuidong。
gufuconghuailitaochulexiaobanzhuanyiyangdehongbao,⌈jinzaoqude,lianhaodeyiwan,laozhangrenzhendebuyaoma?⌋
mamazheicaifenlegeyanshenjiwomen,⌈zuijingaixingtoule?nabanniangongzichongmianzi?zhenxing!⌋
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9.
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10.
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11.
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