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zhengzailianzaizhongdexuanyilingyiwen《shashenjinli》,shizuozhe fuqinjingxinlichuangwanchengde,benshuzhujiaoyousongquxiesongrui,gushiwuguanggaoneirongwei:wodingzhewanliyouyoudelongxiarou,dizhetounana,⌈wochiguodalongxiade,yuanlailongxiabuzhishiqiao,haishiyouhenduoroude,yebushisuansuande。⌋ta……

精彩章节

yangzhewojiushiyangzhecaishenpusa

babashizaijingchajubawolingzoude,zheishiwodiyicizuoshangbabadebenchiche。

tashuzhedabeitou,chuanzhexizhuang,zhenggerenshencaiyiyide,

⌈henyounengnaima,bazijigaojingchajuqujiuhaoleshiba?youbenshijiaotamenyangnia!⌋

qishiwoyeweizijixuguoyuan,danshidoubuling,babamamadoubukenaiwo,shenzhidouxiwangwoqusi,

⌈qishizheiyigeyuewochadiansile。⌋

⌈哦。⌋

tabawodaidaoleyigekanzhehengaojidehuisuo,zhuangxiudejinbihuihuang。

tazoudehenkuai,wopaozhegenshangta,kanzhetaanledaoshibacengdedianti,

⌈denghuiniliwoyuandian。⌋

diantihenkuaijiudaole,diantimenyikaitayouhuanshangleyifuwenhedemianju。

zheishiyigemingliangyoukuanchangdewuzi,bailesiwushizhuoximian。

xishangguangshidalongxiadouyouliangzhi,taishanghaifangzhehendadedianshi,yizhangyizhangdiguozheyigexiaoyingerdezhaopian。

edui,jintiangaishiwodididemanyuejiu。

⌈姑娘!姑娘!⌋

shiwaimaiyuanshushudeshengyin,womengdihuiguotou,shushuxiangdouxiaogouyiyangzhaohuwo,wokaixinle,chaotapuguoqu,⌈shushu~⌋

tabawobaozaituishang,kanzheyanxiyijingguobandanshitadewanjuquehenganjing,renyebizhiqianshoushidetimianhenduo,⌈nizheiguniangzalaizheileya,nibamahaimeiyoulaijienima?jintianlaizheishilaiduileya,meichiguodalongxiaba!⌋

pangbianxieshenglaiyishuangkuaizi,wangshushudeshoubeishanghenhenyichou,⌈haoa,woshanggecesuodegongfuzenmejiuyouhaizile,zheiyoushinageyehaizi!⌋

⌈biezheimeyifumeijianguoshimiandeyangzi,jirenjiakanxiaohuale。⌋yibaduozoushushudekuaizi。

zheigeayixiongxiongdeyinggaishishushudelaopoba。

shushuxipixiaoliandidazheyuanchang,coujinleyuayidiyu。

wodingzhewanliyouyoudelongxiarou,dizhetounana,⌈wochiguodalongxiade,yuanlailongxiabuzhishiqiao,haishiyouhenduoroude,yebushisuansuande。⌋

tamenduishiyiyan,shushuwenwo,⌈shenmelongxiazhiyouqiao,shisuandeya?⌋

⌈fandianwanshanglinchulaidetongli,woyujiannizhiqiantiantianchilongxiani!⌋

ayidengdaleyanjing,shouwuzhulezuiba。

ayilouzhewodejianbang,⌈nishisheijiadeya?⌋

wozhilezhidididezhaopian,⌈nong,zheishiwodidi。⌋

夫妻俩傻眼了。

ayimomodishuo,⌈shile,wojieyiqianyouyigenver,danshiconglaimeiyoudaichulaiguo。⌋

shushuturanyiquantouzaxiangzhuozi,chulewoduanzhede,kaozheibiandewandousuileyidi,ayiyebengzhelian。

mamaguolaile,yigeyuemeijian,mamapanglebushao,

⌈yo,meifunizheishiganmani?haojiuheduoleshuajiufengma?⌋

babayeguolaile,xiaoxixididuikanrenaodebinkeshuo,⌈meishimeishi,dajiachihaohehao,xiangbalaomeiheguohaojiu,zheixiakaiyanlehahaha。⌋

shushushilaoshiren,henshaofapiqi,jintianqueyigaichangtai,⌈zheishinidenver?⌋

babayanjingdoumeiyoukanxiangwo,yishengchixiao,⌈yekeyibushi。⌋

⌈fulaoxiangqina,nimendoukankan,wojiefujiejierujinshirenshangrenle,zhudeqihaozhaikaidelehaoche,shibushihengaodanga?⌋

ayichongdaochangmianzhongjian,yaohezhe,⌈womenshixiadengren,jintianjielejiejiedeguangrangwomenzheimeichuxidefuqilianghelejikoujiu。nimenbuzhidaoa!wozheikebangtamenyangleshitiandenverni!⌋

binkemenyipianhuaran,⌈conglaimeijianguolaosongyounvera?⌋

yourenguolaixianglakaiayi,⌈nishinalilaide,youshenmedousixiaqushuo!⌋

mamachongguoqucheguoayideyifujiushijiletayibazhang,⌈zenme?nicongxiaojiujiduwo,xianzaiyaozawoerzidechangzi?zijishengbuchuhaiziyebuyongjiduwo。⌋

ayifanshoujiuchezhemamadetoufa,⌈woshizheiweideqinmeimei,tadeqiongqinqi!dajiakanhaole,taernvshuangquan,danshiazheiyigeyuenimenzhidaotadenvershizenmeguolaidema?⌋

taganggangbeidafanshoujiudalehuiqu,xianzaidaoshiyoudiangengyanle,shushuyeguoqulakaimama,louzheta,

⌈zheigechuandepopolanlandenvhainimenxiangxintabakaibenchima?tazaididichushenghoudeyigeyuezhikaotabajidewukuaiqianguorizia。⌋

⌈tawanshangquchifandiandaochulaideshengcai,edebuxinglequtouwaimai。haidewolaogongfalebangeyuegongzi,wolaogongxinshan,meitianduoshaoyikoufan,tacaihuodaolexianzaia!⌋

zuozaiweizishangdebinkedouzhanqilaile,tamenweizhewo。

daliangzhewoshenshangdebuding,lianshangdedongchuang。

⌈zhenshilaosongqinguinvma?kanzhebuxianga。⌋

yeyezuozaizhuzhuo,zhizheguaizhangzhanzhanweiweidizouguolai,yongguaizhezhizhewo,⌈nixinshan,nishipusa,songjinileba。tashizaixing!siledoubuweiguo!⌋

shushubawobaoqilai,⌈buguoshigexiaohai,nimenjiadayedayigexiaohaijiunenghuailenimendecaiyun?⌋

⌈womeiqian,tahuaibulewo,woyang!⌋

mamapailepaishou,⌈haohaohao,yesuanshiweinizhaohaoxiajiale,biezaihuilaile。⌋

5.

shushuayibawolinghuijia,shuowoyinggaijiaotamengufuhegugu。

tamenjiazailaojiedecaishichangpangbian,limianshihenxiaohenxiaodelu,dianpingchedoukaibujinlai。

guguzouzaiqianmian,yiyanbufa。

wopazaigufubeishang,shenyijiaoqianyixiaode,lushangdoushiheiheideshui,woxiaoshengwenta,⌈gugushibushibukaixinya?⌋

tadeshengyinshuanglang,kansigenwoshuoqiaoqiaohua,quehendashengrangguguyetingdejian,⌈nigugujiushidaozizuidoufuxin,nizaitamianqianshoujiaomalidian,zuibatianyidiantahenkuaijiuhuixihuannila!⌋

guguyijingzoujinleyouheideloudaolile,taturanjiubabaoshuaixialai,zazailewotoushang,⌈nihuashuodedaoshikuai,jiuniyigerenyangkemeiwodeshi!⌋

shushubawofangxialai,roulerouwodetou,⌈womenfuqiliangduogexiaohaiyijiasankou,duohaoa!⌋

taguidaozaierloudeyangtaishanghaotaodaku,⌈pingshenmeya,pingshenmetamenmeiliangxindefajiazhifu,womenguodoujiebukailehaidejitayanghaizi。⌋

gufufuzhetajinqule,jiwoshiyanse。

womashangjiuquchufangdaolebeireshui,dijihaizaikukudegugu。

zheishihenxiaohenxiaodewuzi,chufangketingwoshidoushizaiyiqide,jiaqilaidoumeiyouwomenyiqiandeyigeketingda。

⌈shibushikanwomenjiaxiaoniyebuxihuanna?ruguokanwomenjiagongbuqinizheizunfo,jiuganjinlingxunhaorenjiaba!⌋guguhelekoureshui

woyaoleyaotou,⌈xiaobuxiaomeiguanxide,qimaguguhuijiwochiderangwohuoxiaqu。⌋

tazhongyuxiaochulaile,lilexialuandiaodetoufa,⌈heng,niyejiuyudaowomenlebijiaozouyun。⌋

kanzhegugusongkoule,gufumashangbaoqiwo,xianbaoyiyangsongdaogugumianqian,⌈zheixiaonvwaa,wozhiqianjiukanchulai,bujinrenjiling,nikan,qishiwuguanyebiaozhizheni。⌋

guguzhuanguotou,buxiangkanwomenliang。

woguoqulazhegugushou,dasuanbawodemimigaosutamen,⌈woqishiyunqihenhao,nimenyangdaowokejiuzhendezouyunge。⌋

tamendoulengle,kaishihahadaxiao,

guguyipaiwodenaodai,⌈renxiaoguidadedongxi,shinizouyunle,bushiwo!⌋

toushangmamade,yuanmeiyoubabadadetong。

guguzhanqilaiquxishule,⌈gaiganmaganmaqu,bielaobaozhehaizibusashoudanwuganhuo。⌋

gufuhaoxianghenxihanwo,yihuiwanwanwodeshou,yihuibawodebianzichailezhongxinzha。

taraobulisuo,wodetoufameiyihuijiubeitawanchenglejiwo。

tadeshoushangdoushilaojian,tingtashuozhongwuhewanfanshijianqufandianzuochuzi,wanshanghezaoshangjiuqusongwaimai,shunbianzaoshangjiubagugusongqushangban。

wonielenietadeshou,⌈gufuya,niyouquguaguocaipiaoma?⌋

tayanjingliangjingjingde,⌈nigexiaoguitouhaizhidaocaipiao!⌋

yitiaoyujinsaoguowoyanqian,henhenchouzaigufushoubeishang,⌈xianzaiduoyikourenhaibuxiangzhegengnulizhuanqian?nijiutingwoshuoba,zheishishangshimeiyoukuaiqiande,doudejiaotashidilai!⌋

wogengufutoutouyigeduishi,

⌈nitingjianmeiya,biexiangle,daihuailehaizi!⌋

womenxiangtingzaishushangzanshijiaoliudemaque,beidixiaderenyixiazidasanle。

jializhiyouyizhangchuang,wogengugushui,gufushuizaizhaizhaideshafashang。

gufudehulushenggenxiatiandechanmingyiyangxiang。

zheigexiaoxiaodewuzilimeiyouzheimeduodehuangkong,jishitamenzijidouhenkunnanyemeiyouxiangmamayiyangtiyaoqiu,yaoganhuocaikeyichifan。

wohaoxiangzhiyongxiangyangdexiaogouyiyang,fuzechi,jiunenghuodeyixiechongai。

6.

keshimeiyoushenmepianaishikeyihenrongyijiujiangluozaiwoshenshangde。

kanyanseshiwocongxiaojiuhuidejineng,wobunengyinweihaochilanzuoerzhaorenxian。

wowudianbudaojiuqilaixiangzuozaofan,keshiwodebeiziyedehaohaode,pangbiandebeiwoyijinglengle。

guguhegufuyijingduanzhewanzuozaishafashanghezhoule,⌈niqizheimezaoganma!niyoubuyongshangban。⌋

zheixiawozhendebuzhidaozenmebanle,wobatouyadeshenshende,⌈buxingdeya。⌋

gugusanxiawuchuerjiuchiwanlezhou,gufuyijingdaishangleshuxidehuangsetoukui。

⌈neizheiyangba,nibajializuotianhuanxialaideyifuxile,jiusuanyougongzile,wanshangjinifaqianhaobuhao?⌋

gugufahuale,ye,xianzaitahaishiwolaobanai。

gugushangdebanyaoyizhishangdaowuye,wojiuzaijialishoushideganganjingjing。

jialiganjingcainengqingjincaishenye,wozaiyiqiandejialijiushiganzheigehuode。

danshixianzaiyaoqianchengxuduo。

tamenzaoshangjiuzuohaoleyitiandefan,jishiwoyigerenzaijiayebuhuiezhe。

⌈guniang,guniang!kuaixialai,gufuxiawanbanla,dainiqusongwaimai!⌋

ehuo~wojihushifeibenxialou,pashanglegufudedianpingche。

gufushenshangshizhongzhongdeyouyanwei,wohenxihuan,yiwenjiuyougubaofugan,rangwoxinan。

gufuyibianbalazheshoujijiedanyibianwenwo,⌈jintianyitianzuoshenmeleni,yigerenwuliaoma?⌋

wobatoukaozaitakuankuandejianbangshang,shenshendixileyikouqi,

⌈buwuliaoya,wobajialililiwaiwaidasaoleyibian,nimenketailatage,zheiyangshiyingbudaocaishendee!⌋

⌈hahaha,gufufadacaikequankaonige⌋

songwaimaibiwoxiangdexinku,youhenduoxiaoqushimeiyouwaimaijude,xuyaobawaimaisongdaorenjiashoushang。

youyidankuaidaoshijianle,keshidiantidenglesanfenzhonghaimeiyoukai。

baloudedizhishuopajiupa。

gufuxialaideshihoumanetoudehan,qidouchuanbuyun。

tayaohenkuaidikaishipeisongxiayidan,womomodiconghoumianbaozhuta。

kuaidaoshierdian,womenyaoqujiegugule,kanjianlekuaiyaodayangdecaipiaodian。

gufutinglexialai,chongwoxiaomimide,⌈shuojubaoyougufufacai。⌋

⌈hao~baoyougufufadacai!⌋

gufumaileyizhangershikuaideguaguale,jiazhixiangdangyutasongliuqidanwaimaile。

yaochiquanyidianyidianhuaguokaijiangqu,

wozhanzaipangbianshuangshouheshi,chenghuangchengkong,ruguomeizhonggaizenmegengumuyuanni。

shishijiushibingmeiyouchuxianzhongjiangshuzi。

wobashoubeizaileshenhou,wennuandeshouzhangroulerouwodetouding,

⌈meishi!guabudaocaishizhengchangde!⌋

caipiaodianlaobankanzhewomenlianggezaidaxuefenfeidetianqimeiyouyijianyurongfu,tanlekouqi,⌈zheibenmeishengjizhangle,danshihaimeichuguojiang。gailvbijiaoda,yaoshishikanma?⌋

zheishijiazhiwushidecaipiao,dahenduo,huahualvlvdehenhaokan。

gufushizhiqingqingkoulekouzhuozi,⌈guniang,guabugua,tingnide。⌋

wotuozheliandan,yebuzhidaogaizenmexuanze。

wojidemamazhiqianshuoguo,neixienasigongzidegongrenyigexiaoshicaishikuaiqian。

zheizhangcaipiaoyinggaizhibantiangongzile。

gufuyipaizhuozi,⌈laiyizhang!rangwoguniangtiao!wanlaiyibujiuguandianle,zheidoushiyuanfen。⌋

laobandijiwolejizhangcaipiao,yiyitankai,zhangdedouyiyang,kanbuchunazhangzangleqian。

wotiaoleganggangdediyizhang。

jieguoyaochiquan,xianguakailezhongjiangshuzi,shishisan。

ganghaoshiwoshengri,neigeyouruemodeshuzi。

三个人都盯着彩票,

yipaiyipaidihuakai,qiansanpaidoumeiyou,laobanjiuhuilehuishou,⌈zouba,xiacizailaiba。⌋

gufutanleyikouqiwangqianmianzou,wogenzaihoumianbuxinxiediguawanhoumianyixiefugaimo。

duile,wohaimeigaosugugugufuwojiaoshenmeni,woshiquxieya。

13?

zuihouyipaidezuihouyigeshi13?

duiyingzhe……liugeling?!

wojianjiaoqilai,balatiemendelaobanxialeyitiao,⌈laobannikan,zheigeshibushizhongjiangle。⌋

gufuyepaoguolai,kanzheheisedefugaimoxiexiazangzhedeshisan!

⌈zhonglezhongle,shishiwanba?⌋

gufuyijingbawojuqilaile,⌈wozhendebaxiaocaishenqinghuijiale!shiwana!⌋

nazhecaipiaodelaobanbeijuanlianmenzadaoletou,⌈zhendezhonglea。⌋

7.

guguyebeixixunzahunletou,wuyeshierdianfeiyaodaizhewodaochuzhaokaizhededian,mailingshichi。

wodunzaidianpingchedejiaotabanshang,guguzuozaihoumian,sangerenzaidajieshangfeichizhe。

yuanlaichengshilixinkudelaoshuyenengzheimezizai,zheimekaixin。

womenhaoxianghuanjielehenduojiaolvhekunao,kanjianleguangmingweilaideyidiandianyingzi。

womenzuozaishafali,tingzheguguanpaizheibiqian,

⌈woxunsizhewomenbunengjibierendayibeizigong,yaozijigan!yiqianwomenmeiyoubenjin,xianzaiyoule,nachusanwankuaizuyiniandianmian,womenkaifanguan。laoliuzheibushiniyizhixiangdema?⌋

gufulianhongpupude,cuolecuoshou,⌈youqianleyeyaojidelaopojiaodao,bunenglanduo。womendefanguanbujintigongliangcanzhengcan,haiyaotigongzaofanheyexiao。⌋

gugugegegedixiaozhe,haishiyangnu,⌈buyaoyikouqichichengpangzi,huibuhuitaixingku,gutoubuguwei?⌋

gufubawomenliangdouloudaolehuaili,⌈laopo,wodeshouyinihaibuxiangxin!womendingweishiyaotigongjinongmingongzuokuaicande,zaibaozhengjiankangdetongshijinliangboliduoxiao。⌋

guguyepinpindiantou,⌈caichangbeimenneigedianmiankongle,wokanhenheshi。zheiyipiandoushihuxiangbangzhudepengyou,zanmenmingshengdachulailebuhuicha!⌋

wojushou,⌈woyekeyibangmang!⌋

guguyoudengwo,⌈jiangjindeyibanchuangyeyibancunxialailiujiguniangdushu。mingnianshangxiaoxuele,nizuiduoganyinianhuo,zhuanqianshidarendeshi。⌋

wozhalezhayan,bizisuansuande,zheixiaguguyanjingdoukuaidengchulaile,⌈nikusha,xuexishimeigexiaohaitaobukaidezeren!buxuexizhinengzuokuliniyuanyi?⌋

tashengyinyueda,woyeyueshikudexiong,gufubatazuibayibawuzhu,wocaijianjiananjingxialai。

dizhetouchoudachoudade,⌈woxiangxuexide。woshimeixiangdaowokeyixuexi,wochangchangxiangdejiushibuaie,buaida。⌋

guguyankuangyehonghongde,yibalouzhuwo,bawobaodejinjinde,⌈haoguniang,zheibiqianshinide,mingniangugujinitiaogehaodexiaoxue,ranhoujiuyaokaoninulixuexi,qugenghaodezhongxue,daxue。nibujinbuhuiaidaaie,haihuiyouguangmingdeweilai。⌋

zuxiadianmian,jiandandezhuanghuang,maiyixiechujudouhuabuleduojiu。

yiqiezhunbeijiuxuhou,guguhegufuyiyaoyajiubawendingdegongzuocile,quanshenxinditourudaofanguanshengyizhong。

gugufuzezaoqidezaofan,woyeqilaibangchu。

lianggezhengcanzeshigufuzhangshao,womenliangdaxiashou。

wanshangshidianzhihougufujiurangwomenhuiqule,shuoxiaohaizibunenggenzheshuitaiwan,huizhangbugao。

gangkaishiquankaogufuyiqianzuokulidelaopengyoupengchang,yishidoujuedebucuo。jiezhejiukaishiyichuanshi,shichuanbai,suanshibamingqidaxiangle。

youshihouzuobuxia,tamenjiuduanzhecanpanzuozaiwaimianchi,piyubenmingdenanrendoubuzaihuzheixie,zhiyaofanlianghejiagehaoleshenmedouhaoshuo。

jianjiandi,womenjiadexiaofanguanchenglehenduohenduogeputongrendeshitang,shixueshengdezaocandian,shixiaonianqingdeyexiaodian,gengshinongmingongdebujizhan。

womenyijiasankoudoushiguoguokurizideren,gugugengshishoujiaomali,youshihouyigerenjiukeyifuzequanbudezaocan。

shengyiyuelaiyuehuobao,hebaoyeyuelaiyuegule。

tamensuanzhangyejingchangjiwofenxiangkuaile,gufushuoxianzaiyigeyuejingduosanwanle。

zheishiyiqianshangbanbuganxiangxiangdegongzi,womenmeiduojiudoukeyiqingbangshou,kaifendianle。

konglejiudaiwodaochuwan,womenyouhenduozhaopian,zaihubiande,zaishanshangde。

gufumangwanwufantoutoumomonaleyihehongtongtongdedayingtaojinlai,guguyibaduoguo,⌈zheishichelizi!ouyou,zheiyihedajiaqianba?niyeshede,mingtianbuguola?⌋

gufududunangnang,⌈guniangzheijitianbushixiangchangchangyingtaoma。⌋

⌈zheishiyingtao?youqianlexianghunongwoleshiba?liulaoban?⌋gugudeshoujixiangle,⌈maidoumaile,chibei,jiwoshengyige!⌋

⌈得嘞,老婆!⌋

gufunieshouniejiaojinlai,pengzhechelizigenwoxiangshiyixiao。

honghongdeguozifazhedandandeqingxiang,meiyoubiedeguaiwei。

qishiyudaogufuyilaiwochidedongxidouhenxiang,buxiangyiqian,wozaijializhinengchigeyedeshengfan。

xiangyangdejiaqin,chulibuyaodeshiwu,meimingqiyuelaodongdejiangli。

gugunazheshoujijinlaiyuyanyouzhi,zaigufuerbiandishengshuo,⌈wobayaoguoshoule,zheizhoumodehuiquyitang,jiushiguniangtaqinmayequ。⌋

gufuyisisuo,tuchuyilihongsedehe,

⌈qujiuqubei,guniangyouwoliangchengyao。patamengansha!⌋

gufuzhidaoguguyizhigenggengyuhuaideshi,⌈laopo,buyaoyongbierendechenggonglaiweinanziji。zaodianwandiandeshima,womenxianzaikeshizhengzhengrishangge!⌋

⌈niyouzhidaole。⌋gugubawobaozaituishang,⌈zhoumogenwomenhuixiangxiajianwaigonghaobuhao。⌋

kanzhetamenxiaoxinyiyideshense,woqishimeiyouzheimecuiruoya,⌈youdechijiuxing!⌋

8.

womenhaishisangerenjizaiyiliangdianpingcheshang,qizaikengkengwawadexiangjianxiaoluyichangdianbo。

gufugenwoshuoguoguguhetajialideshi。

zicongmamajiajidalaobanyejiushiwobabazhihou,waigongjiufenwaipianaita,jiuliangugujiehunnachulaidepeijiazonggongjiuliangwankuaiqian,shimamadangchudewufenzhiyi。

dengwomendaowaigongjiashi,meikanjianzengguangwaliangdebenchichefandaoshiyiliangyinbaisedemianbaoche。

shoulidouyijingjieshule,didibeimamabaozhe,tamenyijingkaifanle。

haojiumeijianguotamen,haoxiangzhendecongneitiankaishi,wojiugenqinshengfumuduanjueleguanxi。

gugujiudangmeikanjiantamen,kuajinmenjianjiulangshengdao,⌈laobaliushidashouguozheimezhejiganshani,zheizhutaidoucheleninvxujinidehongbaobuzhunbeijiele?⌋

woshijianguowaigongde,danshitakanzhebabamamaduiwobuhao,yebuliwo,gaogaoguaqi。

⌈heng,nimenneijigeqianrangwonalewokeshebudehua。⌋zhangzhangdehuxubeichuidong。

gufuconghuailitaochulexiaobanzhuanyiyangdehongbao,⌈jinzaoqude,lianhaodeyiwan,laozhangrenzhendebuyaoma?⌋

mamazheicaifenlegeyanshenjiwomen,⌈zuijingaixingtoule?nabanniangongzichongmianzi?zhenxing!⌋

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