见家长，你送99个罪犯当见面礼
《见家长，你送99个罪犯当见面礼》 小说介绍
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《见家长，你送99个罪犯当见面礼》 第1章 免费试读
【xiaogege**jiemen，naozijicunchu［］】
宁城。
jintianshizhouwu，suruidemeitoucongzaoshangkaishijiumeishuzhankaiguo。
zhihaocongjialichulaisansanbu，huanhuanxinqing。
linjushiyiweisishiduosuidelaodajie，linzheyigeheisedelajidaijiuzhunbeichumen，jiansuruiliansebutaihaokan，buyouchushengwendao：“xiaosu，zenmele？”
“zaoshangjiujiannichoumeikuliande，fashengshenmeshile，fangbiandehuagenwojiangjiang？”
“hai，daoyemeishenmebufangbianjiangde。”
suruizhiyandao：“wonvpengyouninshijianguode，zheibu，gentayuehaolemingtianqutajia，zhengzaiweizhunbeishenmeliwufachouni。”
“第一次？”
“嗯。”
“nanguainizheimejinzhang。”
“zhengdajie，nijiubiexiaohuawole，wozhengchouzheni。”suruiyizhenwunai。
“haohaohao，buxiaohuanile。”
xingxushizhidaonianqingrenlianpibo，zhengdajiexunsushoulianxiaorong：“buguoxiaosu，bushidajiewoshuoniha，nizheiyangkebuxing，lianpidehoudian，qujianzhangmuniangeryi，youbushiquduifushenmeduchongmengshoude。”
“yaowoshuo，nijiudexiangniwangdagexuexixuexi。”
wangdageshizhengdajiedelaogong，suruigangbanjinlaideshihou，laodagebanglebushaomang？
“niwangdagetaya，neijiaoyigebuyaolian，dangniandiyiciquwojiadeshihou，zhijiegenwoba，yejiushitalaozhangrenchuchenglexiongdi，zuoyijudageyouyijulaodide，womahaimeilaidejishuoshenme，wobajiupaibandayinglehunshi，qidewomaya，dangshigenwobachadianchaofanletian。”
suruidashengxiaoleqilai，hezhewangdageshenshanghaiyouzheixiegushini。
“jie，nishinvren，doushuonvrenzuidongnvren，yaobunibangwohejiheji，wodaodisongshenmehao？”suruixianzaizuitoutengdejiushijizhangmuniangzhunbeishenmeliwu。
nanrenma，yanjiuchaye，buyaotaijiandan。
nvrenkemeinanrenneimehaohunong。
bushishuosongguilejiuxing，meisongdaodianshang，renjiayexuzuishangbushuoshenme，kexinlidagaiyebuhuiyouduogaoxing。
zhengdajiexiangleyihui，gangayixiao：“xiaosu，shuochulaiwoyebupanixiaohua，nizhengdajiewoduizheifangmianyeshixiaobaiyige，haizhenjibuleshenmeyijian。”
suruilianseyian，quemeifangqi：“jie，ninnveryounanpengyouleba？”
“有啊，怎么了？”
suruimangwendao：“neininnvxupingshidoujininsongxieshenme？”
zhengdajietuokouerchu：“hainengyoushenme，yixiehuazhuangpinbei，haidoushiwonverxuande，tayigedananren，pingshijikuaiqiandedabaoyitu，nalihuixuanneixiewanyi。”
“化妆品么……”
suruinannanziyu，tayebushimeixiangguomaihuazhuangpin。
kesilaixiangquhaishijuedehuazhuangpintaiguozhongguizhongjule，yidianxinyidoumeiyou。
jiansuruichiyi，zhengdajielianmangdao：“xiaosu，shizaibuxingrangninvpengyoujigeyijianba！”
“wo……xiangxiangba！”suruitanlekouqi。
“xing，nixianmangzhe，woxianbalajirengyixia。”
“谢谢姐。”
“hai，xieshenme，jieyoumeibangshangnishenmemang。”
zhengdajielinzhelajijicongcongdejiuxialelou，suruilaidaoxiaoqudelvdaoshang，kanzhejianjianluoshandetaiyang，xinliyuefadejiqie。
“suanle，yaobuhaishimaihuazhuangpinba！”
suruiwunai，juedingpaoyitangzuijindeshangchang。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，shouji**xiangqi。
是沈宓打过来的。
“小宓！”
suruishengyinwenrou，yuqizhongjinshiniai。
zaisuruiyanli，shenmihenyouxiu，napatajiushiyigeputongdenansheng，liangrencongdaxuekaishizaiyiqidouwuliunianle，zhuandeyemeitaduo，shenzhihaichalebushao，shenmiyecongweibaoyuanguoshenme。
xiangfan，shenzhimeimeidouhuitisuruizhexiang。
chihezhuxing，douhenjiandan。
suoyi，suruiduishenmiyehenchongni。
zhiyaoshenmitichudeyaoqiu，qiebuhuiweibeitadeyuanze，tadouhuijinliquzuo。
“surui，biewanglemingtianqizaoyidian，guolaizaoyidian，keqianwanbieguolaiganwufanha，womaneirenzuikanzhongdejiushishijianguannian，nikedejiwomaliuxiayigehaoyinxiangcaixing。”
“fangxinba，diyiciqunijia，wonalihaiganshuilanjuea！”suruimashangyingdao。
shenmijixuwendao：“songjiwomadeliwumaileba？”
“zanjiagenqitarenjiabuyiyang，jiali，womazuozhu，nizhiyaogaodingwoma，wobaneilinijiubuyongdanxinshenmele，tabuhuishuoshenmede。”
“还有……”
shenmixilekouqi：“haiyouzuizuizuizhongyaodeyidian，wozhiqianjiugennishuoguode，womashijingcha，jingchanizhidaode，tazheirennajiuxihuanneizhongganyushenzhangzhengyi，ganyuyuheianshilidouzhengdaodideren，suishuozheixieshiqinggenzanmenzheixiepingtoulaobaixingyezhanbushangbian，kezhenyaotatidaole，nikeyidingyaobiaoxiandeyongganyidian，taneirenjiushidaozizuidoufuxin，jiushizuishangshuodehen，buhuirangnizhenzuoshenmede。”
shenmiyuzhongxinzhangdezhufuzhe，henbudejiangzijizhidaodequanbudouchuanshoujisuruicaihao。
mingtianjiushitananpengyousuruidiyicishanmenjianlaozhangrenhezhangmuniang，kebunengyinweizheixiexiaoshichulechazi。
suishuojiusuanshisuruibiaoxiandemeineimewanmei，laomayebuhuiyinweizheidianxiaoshijiufanduixiaoliangkouzaiyiqi，kenvshengma，sheibuxiwangzijidenanpengyounengzaifumumianqianyouyigehaode，shenzhiwanmeideyinxiang。
nagenvhaizi，buxiwangzijidenanpengyoubeifumuchengzan，buxiwangzijidehunyindedaofumudezhufuni？
napashenmizheigewangluoshangdediyiwanghong，yeshiyouzhemeiyigexiaonvshenghuiyoudexiangfa。
“liwunimailema？”suiranxinliduisuruixinrenwubi，keshenmihaishirenbuzhuyouzhuiwenleyiju。
“gangzaizhunbei，nijiufangxinhaole。”
shenmidiandiantoujixushuodao：“haiyouwoshuodenikebiewangle。”
“都记着呢。”
“nimashijingcha，xihuanganyuheianshilizuodouzhengderen，touqisuohaoma，zheigewodong，nijiufangyiwangexin，baozhengbandepiaopiaoliangliangde，juebuhuijilaopodarendiuliande。”
“wo……caibushinilaopo。”shenmilianjiahongdexiangsishutouledepingguo。
“bushibushi，nishiwoxifuzongxingleba！”
“油腔滑调~”
“你记着就好。”
suruijiangshiqingfangzaixinshang，shenmiyejiubudanxinle。
suiransuruibuyidingzhunbeiderangtaneigejingchalaomahenmanyi，kezhiyaonengkandeguoqu，neijiugoule。
bijingshizijidenanpengyou，laomazongbuhuiweinansurui。
zhiyulaotouzineili，laomadoumeiyijian，laotouziganshuoyigebuzi？
“wobaxihuanxiaqi，tebieshiweiqi，nilejieyixiejiuhao，meilejieyemeiguanxi，xianzaibuxueweiqiderenduolequle。”
“dangran，nenglejieyixiezuihao。”
“围棋？”
suruilengleyixia，zheigetakebuhui。
“嗯。”
虽然不是
weilemingtiansuruishangmen，shenmiyetoutonghaojitianle，suiranbushiqujianweilaipopo，kesuruilaitajia，tayidianbubisuruiqingsong。
“suruineimeyouxiu，yidingkeyide。”
sihuzaijizijidaqi，shenminielenierouruandequantou。
“surui，jiayou，niyidingkeyide。”
shuowan，tasuijidakaishoujishangdezhiboruanjian。
tazheigedangjindiyiwanghong，zhiqianzhibojieshudeshihou，zhenghaogensuruitilejianzhangmuniangdeshiqing。
benlaijiushishunkoutineimeyiju，meixiangdaowangyoutinglezhihoubuganle，feideyaotadaoshihoukaizhibo。
yishifumudeyaoqiu，shenmiyebuhaojujue。
zaijiashangshushiwanren**，tayezhinengyingzhetoupidayingxialai。
dangwanghongzheishi，fumuqishidoushibutongyide。
zhibuguohoumianmuyichengzhou，caimeibanfadayingxialai。
kezhibonvxushangmenzheizhongshiqing，zheiyaoshibeitamazhidao，shaobudeyidunma。
【daisugejianjiazhang，mingtiankaibo】
dangshenmidachuzheigebiaotizhihou，ranhoushouqishouji，zuozaishafashangzuijiaoweiweiyangqi。
xianglianliunian，zhongyuzoudaojianfumuzheiyibule。
quebuxiang，lingyibian，suruiyufadetoutong。
suruibenxiangmaiyitaozhongguizhongjudehuazhuangpinsongjishenmilaomade，kebeishenmizheiyitongzhufuxialai，tashizaijuedesonghuazhuangpintaiputongle，hennanjidaozijiweilaizhangmuniangyanqianyiliangdeganjue，shenzhishijingxi。
“恼人！”
suruizuosiyouxiang，shizaixiangbudaomaishenmeliwubijiaohaodeta，zhinengjixuchaozhefujindeshangchangzouqu。
suruishiziyouzhuangaoren，zheiliangnianzhuanleyixieqian，maileyitaochabuduoyibaipingdefangzi，fujinjiuyouyijiadaxingshangchang。
neijiashangchangsuruiquguobushaoci，zhidaoneidifangyouhaojijiamaihuazhuangpindedian。
jiuzaisuruigangzouchuxiaoqubudaobaimi，luguoyichuxiaoxiangzishi。
【youxirenshengjiezhikaiqi，xinshoulibaoyifafang，qingjishilingqu】
naohaizhong，biaozhundedianziyinturanxiangqi。
suruibeiheleyitiao，ditouyikan，zheicaifaxianzijizuoshouwumingzhishangbuzhidaoshenmeshihouduoleyimeiguiyideheisejiezhi。
“shenmeshihouchuxiande？”
suruixiayishichumoleyixianeimeijiezhi，yanqianjidaotishishunjianxianxian。
【niyilingquxinshoulibao】
【nihuodelejinenggedoujingtong】
【nihuodelezuieleida】
【gedoujingtong：nishulianzhangwogedoujiqiao，yongyouzheqiangdadeshentisuzhi、fengfudezhanshuzhishiheshizhanjingyandetongshi，haijubeizhechangrensuomeiyoudexinlisuzhi】
【zuieleida：yisuzhuweizhongxin，shibiefangyuanershimineiderenqunshuxing】
普通人：绿色
zuifan：huisezhiheise（yanseyuehei，fanzuidengjiyuegao）
kanzhezijicongxinshoulibaozhongdedaodegedoujingtonghezuieleida，suruibenlaihaimangaoxingde，keyixiangdaomingtianjiuyaoqujianzhangmuniang，daoxianzailianliwudouhaimeizhunbeihao，tanaligaoxingdiqilai。
zhinengxianjiangyouxirenshengjiezhideshipaodaonaohou，jingzhidechaozheshangchangzouqu。
然而……
suruihaimeizouchujibu，zuieleidaturanjianfachuyujing，yilianchuandetishiyinzainaohaizhongfengkuangxiangqi。
【faxianajitongjifanyiming，qingsuzhujinkuaidaibu】
【奖励：抽奖一次】
“zheimekuaijiuyudaozuifanle？”
suruiliansedabian，yuanbenyiweizheizuieleidayinggaimeishenmezuoyong，shehuizheimehexie，nalilaideneimeduozuifanrangtafaxian。
ketawanwanmeixiangdao，zijicaigangdedaozuieleida，haimeilaidejiyanjiuni，jiufaxianletongjifan。
erqiehaishiajitongjifan。
zuiguanjiandeshi，zheiwanyijingranrangtaqudaibu。
“woyoubushijingcha，daibugemaoa！”suruiyizhenwuyu。
neikeshiajitongjifan，shenshangmeizhunyourenmingde，erqiehaikenengbuzhiyitiao，rangtayigeputongrenqudaiburenjia，zheibushiqusongcaima？
苏锐那叫一个无语。
“buguanle，fanzhengbudaibuyemeishenmechengfa，zhuazuifandehuojiujiaojijingchaquganba！”suruishuaishuaitou，meizaiduoxiang。
huanzuoshiyibandezuifan，tameizhunhaihuishishi，bijingmeiyoushenmeshengmingweixian。
keshenshangkenengyourenmingguansideajitongjifan，takebuxiangjizijizhaoremafan。
zhuadaolewangjingchajuyisong，daoyemeishenme。
keyaoshibeirenjiapaole，guizhidaohuitourenjiahuibuhuibaofuta。
youqianrizhuazeide，kemeiyouqianrifangzeide。
zheimeweixiandeshi，takebugan。
kesuruizhengxiangzhequjizhangmuniangzhunbeiliwudeshihou，turanjiankuachuqudejiaoyoushoulehuilai，kanzheyanqiandetishi，yanzhongshanguoyimojingguang。
wobushijingcha，keweilaizhangmuniangshia！
huazhuangpinyibanban，ajitongjifanzongbushiba！
“抓不抓？”
suruiyanleyankoushui，yuexiangyuejuedezheishiyouliketu。
nengbunengsongzhangmuniangyigejingxi，nengbunengjizhangmuniangliuxiayigehaodeyinxiang，nengbunengbazijisuzaochengyimingjieruchoudedahaoqingnian，zheimingajitongjifantaizhongyaole。
ajitongjifan，neikeshizaishangmiandouguamingdecunzai，wangwangdoushiyixieqiongxiongjiezhitu，duirenheyimingjingchalaishuo，neidoushiyigetiandadegonglao。
“fengxianheshouyishichengzhengbide。”
“他娘的，干了。”
zijiyougedoujingtongzaishen，zhuyiyidian，youxinsuanwuxin，meidaolihuizhuabuzhuyimingtongjifan。
xiangdaozheili，suruiyeshirenbuzhuzuanlezuanquantou，yanjingsichuguanwangqilai。
zuieleidazhinengsaomiaodaozijifangyuanshimidejuli，neimingajitongjifanshishei，kanrenwushuxinghenrongyijiubianbiechulai。
zhishi，suruikanleyiquan，rengshimeikandaorenwushuxingshihuiseshenzhiheisederen，zhouweijibenshangdoushilvsede。
“nanbuchengyijingzouchulezuieleidadesaomiaofanwei？”
suruiqianhoupaolejibu，haishimeiyoushenmefaxian。
zuizhong，talaidaoneichuxiaoxiangzishi，kanzheweiyuxiaoxiangzilidechengzhongcun，suruituranjianyanqianyiliang。
tongjifan，zuixihuanzhudekebujiushizheizhongchengzhongcunma？
buyaoshenfenzhengxinxi，shenzhilianzufanghetongdoubuyongqian，jifangdongqianjiuxing。
xiangdaozheili，suruierhuabushuozoujinlexiangzi，zaidiyijianaixiaodeloufangmenkoutingxialejiaobu。
congxiangzikoudaozheibianchabuduoqibamidejuli，zaiwanglimianjiuchaochuzuieleidadesaomiaofanweile。
ruguoneimingajitongjifanquedingjiuzaichengzhongcundehua，neijiuzhiyouzheijianloufangyoukenengle。
guobuqiran，dangsuruishenguotouwangyuanzilipiaoqudeshihou，jiukandaoyimingshengaochabuduoyimiqiwuzuoyou，chuanzhebaisebeixindezhongniannanzizhengzaineilixizhecai，yinggaishizhunbeizuofan。
erzainanzitouding，heisederenwushuxingwuyirangsuruigengjiaqueding，yanqianzheigezhongniannanzijiushizijiyaozhaodeneimingajitongjifan。