zhimingzuojialiangchaojinshibianxiede《jianjiazhang，nisong99gezuifandangjianmianli》，shiyibudoushishenghuowen，shuzhongjiangshulenannvzhujiaowensuruishenmizhijiandeganqinggushi，xiangxineirongjieshao：tebieshikandaosuruineiyilianhanhoudexiaorong，haiyoutashenhouneiwugebeibangdejiejieshishidedahan，tajiuhenbudewagedongzuanjinqu。……
shenmijidedoukuaikuchulaideyimu，henkuaijiuluozailezhibojiandezhongduoshuiyouyanli。
yizhiyilai，shenmizaidajiaxinlidoushifeichangleguandenvsheng，henshao，shenzhicongweiyouguozheizhongqingkuang，yishijian，bushaorendoushianweiqilai。
“xunminvshen，niyebiezheji，sugemeijiedianhua，yinggaishizaikaiche，niyezhidaode，taneirenyizhiyilaidoubijiaozhuzhonganquan，kaichecongbudadianhuade，yihuidenghonglvdengdeshihoukendinghuihuijinide。”
“qishisugekanqilaihaishimankaopude，yinggaibuhuiluanlai，jiusuanmailehuazhuangpinyemeishenmebuhaode，yueshixunchangdedongxiyuenengdaibiaoxinyima！”
“zheicishangmenyigeyueqianjiujuedingdeshiqing，yisugedeweiren，kongpazaojiubaliwuzhunbeihaole，yexushiwomenxiangdouxiangbudaodeliwuyeshuobudingni。”
“zheiyidian，niyidingyaoxiangxinsugecaixing。”
“tashenmeshihourangnishiwangguoa！”
“jiusuanbushishenmenengjinijiamuhoudailaijingxideliwu，keyebuzhiyuluanlai，zheidianniwanquankeyixiangxinsuge。”
buzhishiguanzhong，cishicike，jiulianpingshigenshenmiguanxibijiaohaodenvzhubo，yeshifenfenjiaruleanfudexinglie。
“xiaomijie，nizhangdezheimepiaoliangsugedounengnanie，zaimailiwuzheifangmian，wojuedenizhenbuyongdanxin。”
“jiushia，sugeheshirangnishiwangguoa！”
benlaishenmiyejiushixinji，kexianzaikanzhewushudanchulaianweitadeneixiedanmu，yanleibuzhengqidejiucongneizhangqingguoqingchengdelianshanghualuoxialai。
kanzhejingtou，shenmijiangyanleicaganhou，yiliankuxiao：“nimen……wodoubeinimenshuokule，nimenhaimeigaomingbaiqingkuang，woxianzaidanxindebushisugemaihuazhuangpin，ershihenbudetazhunbeideliwujiushihuazhuangpin。”
“？？？”
“是我听错了吗？”
“还是你说错了？”
“啊？”
zhibojian，jihusuoyourendoubeishenmizheijuhuajigaomengle。
bushidanxinsugesongdeliwutaiputonglema？
zenmeyouturanjianxiwangsugesonghuazhuangpinni？
nanbucheng，sugeweilaidezhangmuniangshiyigexihuanhuazhuang，shenmeshihoudoubaochijingzhidenvren？
zhibojian，dajiadouzaifengkuangnaobu。
shuoshihua，chulezheige，tamenzhendexiangbudaoqitayuanyinle。
shenmixilekouqi：“wozhidaodajiaxianzaihenbujie，zhishiyouxieshiqingwobuhaojieshi，yemeibanfajieshi，fanzhengjiuzheimeshuoba，woqingyuantazhunbeiyigehenputongdeliwu，yebuyaogaoneixiehualihushaodewanyi。”
“erqienimenshuodeyedui，songhuazhuangpinsuiranputongledian，kebuguanzenmeshuoyeshiyifenxinyibushi？womanandaohaihuishuoshenmebucheng？”
“keyaoshineixiehualihushaodewanyi，wohaizhenyoudiandanxinwomajieshoubule。”
“bushi，xunminvshen，bushimeigenvrendouxihuanhuazhuangpinma？”zhibojian，yourentichuleyiwen。
“womeiciquwoxifujia，jiwozhangmuniangmaidedoushihuazhuangpin，tameicidougaoxingdebuxing，kexihuanle。”
“woyeshi，buguohuazhuangpindoushiwoxifumaide，yiwodemingyisongjizhangmuniangbale。”
……
shenmikuxiaobudededao：“womabutaixihuanhuazhuang。”
zheiniantouhaiyoubuxihuanhuazhuangdenvren？
zhibojian，bushaoshuiyouyanjingdoukuaidengchulaile。
shenmisihucaidaodajiazaixiangshenme，jieshidao：“zenmeshuoni，yebushibuxihuanba，zhishitaneirenleilifengxingde，genbenmeikongdaochiziji。”
“qianxienianwojitamaileyitaohuazhuangpin，daoxianzaicaiyonglebudaosanci。”
shuiyouhuangrandawu：“buxihuanhuazhuangdehua，neizhunbeihuazhuangpindequeyouxieputongle。”
“zheishinimeigensugetiguoma？”
“jiushiyinweimeitiguo，suoyi……”
“woxianzaidaobupatameihuazhuangpin，womasuiranbutaihuazhuang，kesugemailehuazhuangpin，womakendingyebuhuishuoshenme，kewojiupatamaineixiehualihushaodewanyi。”
“womashi……tashiyigebijiaochuantongdenvren。”
“你们懂吧！”
shenmitanlekouqi，xianzaishuoshenmeyemeiyongle，suruizaikaicheshibuhuijiedianhuade，dengtanengjiedianhuadeshihou，suruikongpadoudaotajialouxiale。
zhibuguodaoneishihou，napazhidaoyouwentiyezhinengzouyibukanyibule。
yixiezhuboqiaochuleshenmidefannao，sikaoyifanhoukaishixianyanxiance：“zheihaibujiandana！nijialiyoumeiyouhaimeichaiguodehuazhuangpin？youdehuaxianzangzhe，yihuidengsugelaile，liwunijuedeyouwentidehua，zhijiechenayimeifaxiandeshihouhuanlebujiuxingle？”
“shenzhinidoukeyibuyonghuan，jiunachulai，shuoshisugetiqianzhunbeihaode，rangnidaiguolaibujiuxingle？”
“hai，woyiweiduonandeshi，zheimedianxiaoshijiubanvshennijijikule？”
“谢谢大家。”
shenmiyiliankuse：“nimendouzhidaode，wobangeyueqiancaixinhuandehuazhuangpin，nalihaihuimaidiertao，zhiyuxianzaizhunbeiyelaibujile，zuijindeshangchangjuliwozheisuiranbuyuan，kelailai**qimayedexiaobangexiaoshi，bangexiaoshitarenzaojiudaole。”
“daoshihoutadaole，wobuzai，womayigerenzaijia，wentigengda。”
zhongrenyixiang，haoxiangshizheimehuishi。
wulunshisuruihaishixiajie，liangrendousuanshimoshengren，zhiyoushenmizaideshihou，cainengzailiangrenzhijianlianshangyigenkanbujiandexian。
zhenyaobachucijianmiandenvxuhezhangmuniangdanduliuzaitongyigewuyanxia，daoshihounvxuhainachuyifenzhangmuniangbuxihuan，shenzhiyanedeliwu，zheichuyinxiangkejiuchediwandanle。
danruoshishenmiyezaidehua，jibianshishangmiandeqingkuangfasheng，yebuzhiyutaiyanzhong。
qimaxiajiekanzainverdefenshang，napaxinlibuxiyebuhuibiaoxianchulai。
ruoshishenmizaishuoshangjijuhaohua，yexuyijianhuaishijiubianchenglehaoshiyeshuobuding。
shenmikanleyandanmu，jiandajiahaizaijizijixiangduice，tayaoleyaotou，meizaitizheichale。
xianzai，yezhinengrenmingle。
buguoxiayike，shenmiyouanweiqileziji。
xiajiedeshenfentashiyizibuloudegensuruitiguo，yisuruidecongmingjing，zailianxiangdaoxiajiexingzhendaduiduizhangzheigeshenfen，haiyoujieruchoudexingge，yinggaibuhuigaoneixiehualihushaodehuayang，zhunbeiyixiebijiaoshizaideliwudekenengxinghuigenggaoyixie。
buguoshuoshihua，shenmiyeyouxiehouhui。
她还是没准备充分。
zhiqianyueleshangmendeshijianhou，jiuyinggaitiqianzhunbeiyifenliwude，yebuzhiyurujinzaizheiliganzheji。
xiajieqidehenzao，zheishitadangjingchahouyizhiyilaibaochidexiguan，congcaishichangdaizheyidabaodecaihuilai，gangdakaimenjiukandaoshenmizuoneixinbuzaiyande，suikoubianwenleju：“zenmele？”
“妈，没什么。”
xiajieturanjianhuilaibashenmiheleyitiao，talianmangqishenzoudaoxiajiemianqian，bangxiajiejiangcailindaolechufang：“ma，wobangnizecaiba！”
xiajiejiannvershenseyouxiejinzhang，yushichushenganweidao：“nihesuruideshibuyaodanxin，mayoumeishuobutongyi，zhiyaosuruiduinihao，renpinmeiwenti，majiubuhuiyoushenmeyijian。”
“zhiyushenmecailiyileide，woyebuhuiyao，wogennibayoubushimeiqianhua，jiusuanmeiqian，nimenyihounandaohaihuibuyangwomenlaobucheng？”
“yihouderizishinimenliangguo，nimawonanbuchenghaihuiweinantabucheng？”
“ma，wobushiweilezheishi。”
“那是因为什么？”
“ma，nijiubiewenle。”
“xingxingxing，wobuwenzongxingleba！”
xiajiewunaidiyaoleyaotou，yebuzaiduoshuo。
liangrenzaichufangdeduihua，yeshiyizibuloudechuandaolezhibojian。
yishijian，yuanbenhaizaidanxinsuruideshuiyoumen，yanjingdoukuaixianmuhongle。
“sugeshangbeizishizhengjiuyinhexileba！youlexunminvshenzheiyangwenrouxianhuidenvpengyoubushuo，lianzhangmuniangdouzheimekaiming。”
“wohuitoukanleyanwozhangmuniang，xianzaihaiyouxieqibuguo，dangnianyingshiyaolewoshibawandecaili，haidoujilewoneigebuzhengqidexiaojiuzi，bannianshudejingguang，rujinshengbingle，quanshiwochuqianbushuo，woneixiaojiuzilianrendoubuyuanyilaikanyiyan，kewozhangmunianghaishixiangzhewoneixiaojiuzi，zaikankansugeweilaizhangmuniang，dayede，renyurendechajuzenmejiuzheimedani？”
众人：“……”
“楼上节哀！”
“节哀！”
“xiongdi，kulenile！！”
yuanbendouzaianweishenmideshuiyoumen，xunsuzhuanbianfangxiang。
biqishenmi，loushangzheiweigemencaijiaozhendecan。
zheibian，zhengzaichufangqingxiluyudexiajieturanjiantingdaojicude**xiangqi，tazaiweiqunshangcalecashou，nachushoujiqiaoleyiyan，faxianshilaolidaguolaide，tazhijieduizheshenmishuodao：“nilishudaguolaide，julikenengyoujishi，woxianjiegedianhua，nibangwobaqingcaishenmededouxiyixia。”
“妈，你去吧。”
xiajiecongconglikaichufang，laidaoyangtai。
gangjietongdianhua，limianjiuchuanlailelaolijicudesangyin：“xiadui，wohexiaowangjirenyidazaojiulailejuli，bahuangjindajieandeziliaoyouzhenglileyixia……”
“shiyoushenmefaxianma？”haibudenglaolishuowan，xiajiebianzhuiwenleqilai。
“没有。”
laolitanlekouqi：“neijigejiahuozuodetaizhenmile，dangnianneitiaolujiankongzhenghaohaihuaile，henduoxijiewomendoubuzhidao，shenzhiliantamencongnalikaichepaodedoubuqingchu。”
“xianzaixiangxiang，neitiaoludejiankonghuaideyetaijishile，neixiejiankongkenengjiushineiqunrentiqiannonghuaile，woshenzhihuaiyitamenkenengjiushifuzeneiduanlujiankongdegongren。”
“youmeiyouchaguodangnianfuzeneiduanlujiankongdegongrendoushinaxieren？”xiajieminruidezhuazhulezhongdian。
“chaguo，neijigerendoumeiwenti，dangshiwomenyewenxunguo。”
“shiyinggaishi，dankenengtamenyonglejiashenfen，suoyicaidaozhiwomenxianzaidoumeiyoubandianxiansuo。”
xiajiechenyinyishengdao：“neipihuangjinni？youmeiyouxiansuo？jiazhijiqianwandehuangjinzuanshi，kemeineimerongyichushou。”
“wojiupatamenbahuangjindoujirongle。”
laolidedanyouyeqiaqiashixiajiezuidanyoude，tameitoujinzhou：“ruguohuangjinzhenbeirongle，houxudexiansuokejiuduanle。”
“就是啊！”
“haiyoumeiyoufaxianqitadeqingkuang？”xiajiehaishimeiyoufangqi。
“you，dandoushiyixiewuguanjinyaodexiansuo，genbenmeibanfaquedingxianyirendeshenfen。”
“不过……”
“不过什么？”
laolidao：“woyouganjue，dangnianqianglehuangjindeneijirenkenengdouhaizainingcheng。”
“nishishuo……dengxiahei？”xiajiehenkuaixiangdaoleyizhongkeneng。
“dui，neiqunjiahuoyexujiuzaigenwomenwandengxiahei。”
laolikuaisudifenxizhezijidecaice：“zheixienian，womenyizhidoujuedetamenqianglehuangjinhouhuiyizuikuaidesudulikainingcheng，yizhiyuwomenbasuoyoudejinglidoufangzailezhoubianyixiechengshi，shenzhishengwai，weiduningcheng，zhishigangchushideneibangeyuechadebijiaojin，houmianjiuzaiyemeiyouzhuichaguole。”
xiajiexilekouqi：“laoli，nishuodehenyoudaoli，jiuanzhaozheigesilu，zaichayichadangshideziliaohewenxunjilu，yexuhuiyoufaxianyeshuobuding。”
“我……试试吧！”
laolitanlekouqi，shuoshihua，zheigexiansuosuiranshitatichulaide，ketazijiquemeiyouduodadexinxin。
neijigejiahuotaijizeile，basuoyoudehenjidouqingsaodeganganjingjing，liuxialaidexiansuogenbenbuzuyiquedingneijirendeshenfen，yemeibanfazhaodaodangnianbeiqiangzoudeneipihuangjin。
ruciyilai，liangtiaozuizhongyaodexiansuodoumeile。
yixiexiaodexiansuo，yougenmeiyou，duihuangjindajieanyingxiangbuda。
erqie，bieshuozhaobuzhaodedaodangnianneijigexianyirenle，jiusuanshixianzaifanzuixianyirenzhanzaitamianqian，tayeburenshia！
这还怎么查？
“zhiyouyigeyueshijianle！”laolitanlekouqi，kanxiangxiaowangliangren。
genlaolitongwandianhua，xiajiedelianseyeyouxienankan，laolidecaicetajuedehenyoudaoli，neijirenyexuzheisannianyizhizaigentamenxingzhendaduiwandengxiaheiyeshuobuding。
kejiusuanshizhidao，xingzhendaduizheibiandaoxianzaidoumeiyouquedingjirendeshenfen，ningchengdajibaiwanren，zaizheixierenlizhaoneimejigeren，wuyiyudahailaozhen。
youletouxu，budaibiaojiunengchadaoxiangyaodexiansuo。
这是两码事。
xiajielianseyinchendehuidaochufang。
shenmijianlaomaliansebutaihaokan，guanxindao：“ma，zaijiajiubiexiangneigeanzile，shuobudingnatianneixiezuifanjiusongshangmenlaileyeshuobudingni。”
“nayounishuodeneimejiandan。”
shenmitianzhendihuarangxiajieduoshaoyouxiekuxiaobude。
huangjindajieanyaoshineimerongyipo，tajiubuhuizhuichalesanniandouhaiyiwusuohuole。
buguozheixieshiqingtayebuhaogenshenmijieshi，zhinengmomodizhanzaizaotaiqianzhunbeizheyihuizuofanxuyaoyongdaodeyixiecaipin。
shenmikanzhexinqingbujiadelaoma，xinzhongyebuhaoshou，duijintiansuruishangmenyishiyeyufadedanxinqilai。
laomabenjiuxinqingbuhao，zheiyaoshisuruizaisonggeshenmehualihushaodewanyi，neijiushihuoshangjiaoyou。
……
另一边。
suruikaizheneiliangmianbaochelaidaoledixiatingxiache，taxianshiguanchaleyixia，chenzhedixiashimeishenmerendeshihou，xunsuyongyigenshengzibayuanchengjirenbangchengyichuan，tuolazhejiubajirenwangdiantikoudai。
jirendezuibasuirandoubeisuruiyongbujisaizhule，danyenengfachuyidianshengyin。
“唔……你……”
suruitinglihaishimanhaode，suirantingbuqingchuduifangdaodizaishuoxieshenme，kekanjirendeyanshenqueyecaidaoleyigedagai：“”
“nimenwenwoxiangdainimenquna？”
suruisongsongjian：“hainengquna，bushizaojiugennimenshuolema？jianwoweilaizhangmunianga！”
几人一阵懵逼。
**，nihaizhendaizhewomenqujiannizhangmuniang？
suruikanlejirenyiyan，jixushuodao：“wozhidaonimenyouxiejingya，danzheiyeshimeibanfadeshiqing，diyicishangmenjianzhangmuniang，zongdedaidianliwuba，nimendoushiyoujibiedetongjifan，lianggeaji，sangebji，wozhangmuniangyoushigaoxingzhende，zheibuzhenghaoduikouleme？”
yuanchengjirenshayanle，nizhangmunianghaizhenshijingchaa！
而且还是搞刑侦的？
tingdaozheihuadewuren，liansedunshiyizhencangbai。
**！
你特么是魔鬼吧！
nidiyicishangmenjianzhangmuniang，guanwomenpishia！
taohaozhangmuniang，buyinggaimaidianshenmeliwuma？
哪有送人的啊？
你这是人干的事？
nisongguisong，biehaiwomena！
wurencikenapabeibangzhe，yeshiyonglizhengzhaqilai。
qixian，tamenbeisuruizhualai，yemeitaiduoxiangfa，duifangzhiyaobuganshaletamen，zongyoujihuitaodiaode。
kecike，tingduifangzheiyisi，shiyaojiangtamensongjigaoxingjingchushendezhangmuniang，jirenhedesanhunqipodoukuaimeile。
jiupingtamengandeneixieshi，youyigesuanyige，wuqiqibu，qiangbiwufenzhongdoubuweiguo。
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