她搓核弹当摔炮玩的，你离她远点
《她搓核弹当摔炮玩的，你离她远点》 小说介绍
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《她搓核弹当摔炮玩的，你离她远点》 第2章 免费试读
hejinceshichangdekongqizhong，yijiumimanzheyizhonglingrenzhixideguaiyiqiwei。neishiyizhonggaowenronghuijinshucanliudexingtian、posuinenglianghuiluxieluchouyangdecibi、haiyoudandande、lingrenxindifahandexuexingwei，hunzazaibeifenchendianwudekongqili。jingbaoxitongzaizuichudefengkuangjianxiaohou，zhongyuhaojinlenengliang，huoshibeichedicuihui，zhishengxialingxingde、fangfolinzhongyiyudedianliu“zizi”sheng，zai**zheniuqugangjindeduanbicanyuanjianyoudang。yuanbenfugaizhenggequyudeqianglizhaomingzhishengjizhancongjiegouliefengzhongwanqiangtouchudeyingjidengguang，jiangyipianlangjiedeguanchashituoruyizhongguiyideguangyingdiyu。
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tanenggandaozijibanbianlianjiazaizhongzhangfatang，kouqianglitiexiuweinongzhong。danzheiweibuzudaodeshenglitongku，yuanbujishijuehejiyilineiyimudaijitadechongjiwanyi。
那那是什么？
suxiaoxiao？neigezaisuliaodengshangkundefangfosuishihuishuiguoqudehaizi？neigedanganshangxiezhe“fji？qingxubuwending？”denvhai？
lichenfengdeyanshenmangrandisaoguoguanchashi。
fangdan、nengdiyuzhongpaozhishedeshuangcengchaoqianghuafangbaoboli，chedixiaoshile。zhishengxiajinshukuangjianiuqubianxing，rutongmouzhongyixingguaiwudeyihai，gulinglingdigudingzaiqiangshang。duanliedebolibianyuanchengxianchuronghuayouningjiedebuguizeliuxianxing，anshizheneishunjiandewendushihedengkongbu。houzhongdehejinmenbuzhiquxiang，tongwangceshichangdetongdao**luzhe，heiandebianyuansihuhaizaiweiweiniuqu、zhengtengreqi。
angguidejingmiyiqihekongzhitai，cikechengleyiduifugaizheheiseyanchen、maozhexixiaodianhuohuadepolan。pingmusuilie，jinshubianxing，xianlanrutongsishebandalazhe。jilvqingyancongjichuneibuduanludianhuanhuanshengqi，zengtianzheyayidemoshigan。
tadexueyuan，neixielongtengxueyuandejiaozi，neixiebujiuqianhaihuojuao、huoxixuedemiankong，cikedoupufuzaidi，langbeibukan，fangfobeikuangfenghenhenroulinguodedaocao。
linweiwei，neigehuoyanbanyaoyandeajitiancaishaonv，zuikaojinguanchachuangdeweizhirangtachengshoulezuidadechongjibo。ciketaquansuozaidishang，angguidezhifubeisiliechujidaochumujingxindekouzi，luchudixiashaozhuodepifuhenji，jingxindalidehongsezhangfalingluanbukan，humanleheihuihemouzhongzhanchoudebanningguyeti。tajuliedikesouzhe，meiyicihuxidouqiandongzhetayanzhongdejudajingkonghemangran。tadeshuangbeisisibaozhetou，shentihaizaiwufakongzhidixiaofuduzhandou——neishishengwuzaimianduijueduiwufalijiedekongbuzainanshizuibennengdefanying。
yigepingshichengjiyouyidexuezhang，tadeetousihuzhuangzaimougejianyingdelengjiaoshang，huakaileyidaozhangzhangdexuekou，xianxuezhengyanzhetacangbaidelianpangwanyanliuxia，hunhezhelianshangdehuichen，niningbukan。tayanshenkongdong，kanzhemougefangxiang，zuichunwushengdiduosuozhe，xiangshizainianjing，youhuozhezhishixiangquerenzijishifouhaihuozhe。
haiyoujigegongzuorenyuan，youdebaozhexigaizaiwushengdiliulei，youdezaijulieganou，sihuxiangbagangcaixirudeneigusiwangqixiquanbutuchulai。kongqilimimanzheyizhongjiehouyushengdexuruohenongdehuabukaidejingji。
“zhuzhuren”yigeweiruodeshengyinzailichenfengjiaobianxiangqi。
lichenfengmurandiditou，faxianshigangcaifuzejichuceshidegongzuorenyuanjia。tabanzhangliandouzhongleqilai，zuijiaoyepole，yizhishoubuzirandiwanquzhe，sihutuojiule。tapinmingyangzhetoukanzhelichenfeng，yanshenlichongmanlewufalijieheshenshendekongju。
“shishitagande？”shengyinzhandoudebuchengyangzi，meiyigezidouxiangshiyongjinletacancundeliqi。
lichenfenghoulongfangfobeiduzhuleniannideyuni，tasisidiyaozheyaguanneicederuanrou，changdaolenongzhongdexuexingwei，juliedetongganhexianxingqiangxingqusanleneigujihujiangtayanmeidexuanyungan。zheibushimeng。zheibushiyanxi。neihuimiexingdehuamianhechongjihaizaitameiyigexibaolipaoxiao。
“neigeguangtatatunshileyiqie”lichenfengdeshengyinsiyapolie，xiangshishazhizaimocashengxiudetiepi，“ceshichangmeilezhongyangmeileshengxiayigedong！”
tademuguangtouguochangkaide、haizaimaozhedandanreqidetongdaokou，wangxiangceshichangdefangxiang。qiangliedeshijuechongjirutongbinglengdejumangpanraozhutadexinzang，yonglidishoujin——
nalihaiyoushenmeceshichang？
muguangsuoji，neicengshirongnaguowushuciqiangdayinenghongji、jianbukecuidezhandoubaolei。danxianzai，zhenggezhongyangquyu，neigezuyididangsjiqiangzhekuanghonglanzhadehexinkongjian，chedixiaoshile！querdaizhideshiyigezhijingzhishaowushimikaiwaide、bianyuanguanghuaderutongbeizuijingmideqiegegongjushunjianrongduandejuda“kongdong”！hejindimianbeirongchuan、qihua，zhiliuxiabianyuanyiquanchengxianchuguiyierhualideduoseliulizhuangwuzhi，xiangshidiyuzuidicengyanjiangheliutangguoyoushunjianninggudechanwu。gengyuanxiededibanchengxianchuguaiyidejingtihua，guanghuadebiaomianzheshezheyingjidengandandeguang，rutongfugaileyicengemodelinpian。yiguguweiruode、lingrentoupifamadechirebaiqizhengcongzheipianhuimiexingdeshangbashenchuhuanmanshengteng、mimankai。（huimie？yinmie？buzheizhongchangmiangenbenbushi‘huihuai’zheigecinengxingrongde！neishichedidemochu！jiuxiangzhigaowushangdecunzaisuishouzaihuabushangcaquleyigeweibuzudaodewudian！fji？qingxubuwending？womensuoyourenzaigangcaineisanmiaolibu，shenzhibudaosanmiao！douzaishengsibianyuanpaihuaileyiquan！neigejinshuxiaoqiushijinshuma？tadiaoxiaqudebushidimiandiaoxiadeshiwomenzhenggeshijieduililiang、duiguizerenzhidejichu！diaojindeshiwudideshenyuan！）
“pukekeke！”linweiweituranbaofachuyizhensixinliefeidekesou，tongkudiyongshousisianzhuxiongkou，sihuyaobawuzangliufudoukechulai。
“weiwei！linweiwei！nizenmeyang？！”yigeshangshishaoqingdexueyuanqiangchengzhezhanqilai，shituqufuta。
linweiweimengdihuikaitadeshou，zhengzhazhetaiqitou，manshixuesideyanjingsisidi、zhigougoudidingzhelichenfengshenhouneigetongwangceshichangdetongdaokou，dingzheneiyinyunzaibaiqihoudejudaheidong，tongkongyinweijidudejinghaiersuochenglelianggexixiaodeheidian。
“tadiaoxiaqulejiuneimediaoxiaqule”tadeshengyinxiangshicongfeiqiangshenchuqiangxingjichulai，daizhekuqianghewufayanyudejingsonggan，“tatazhishisonglexiashou”
dui！jinjinshisongshou！yigezaijiandanbuguodedongzuo，yigefangsongshikenengbujingyijiuhuizuochude、meiyoubaohanrenhe“gongjiyitu”de、shenzhidaizhedianmihumangrandedongzuo！
neigebeisuxiaoxiaopannongchulaide、wandoudaxiao、wenrunhaokande“jinshuxiaoqiu”，jiuneimeqingqingsongsongdi、ziyouluotidi，diaozailejiangudehejindibanshang。
ranhou，shijieguizezaitamenyanqianbeisisuile！
“bushinenglianghongjibushilizifengbaobushikongjianniuqu”lichenfengmengyibandidiyuzhe，tasisizuanjinquantou，zhijiajihuyaoqianjinzhangxinderouli，shituyikaozheijuliedetongchuzhuazhuyidiandianxianshidesuipian，diyuneiruchaoshuibanbuduanyongshangdehuangmiugan。“shiyinmiechuncuide、bujiangdaolidemochu！”
taxiangqileneigesuxiaoxiaozaiceshiqianmanbujingxinroucuojinshusuipiandedongzuo。neibanqingrou，neibansuiyi，xiangshizaiwannongyikuaiweibuzudaodexiangpini！erneikuaibeipandingweiputongzhishijinshude、haowutediandesuipian，zaiduanduansanmiaozhongnei，jiuzaitadezhangxinwanchenglecong“feiliao”dao“huimiezhixing”dechedituibian！
lingyanchi！lingyuzhao！meiyourenhenengliangbodongkeyibeiyuxianganzhi！tamendegaojingduchuanganqijiuxiangwanquanxialeyiyang！
zheishishenmeyangdenengli？zheichaochuleyinenglilunkuangjiadenayigefenzhi？nagedengji？sss？bukeneng！sssjizhishihuichengmieguo！yanqiandeshimopingcunzai，buliuhenji！shigainiancengmiande“quxiao”！
jiuzaizheilingrenzhixidesijihebeikongjudongjiedeqifenzhong，yigeqingdejihunanyichajue，queyouguiyiderutongtourupingjinghumiandeshizideshengyin，congneimimanzhereqidesiwangshenyuanbianyuanpiaoleguolai。
那是一个喷嚏？
jinjiezhe，shibuliaomocapifudeshengyin。
suoyoudemuguang，daizhewujindekongju、mangran、daizhi，rutongtixianmuouban，qishuashuadizhuanxiangneigeshengyindeyuantou——shenyuandebianyuan！
yigejiaoxiaodeshenying，chuanzheneijiankuandade、cishiyebumanhuichen、xiabaibeisilieleyixiaokuaideshinubiweiyi，manmandicongneipianchiredehuimiehexindidaibianyuan，tuilehuilai。dongzuoyijiuchihuan，daizheshuiyiweixiaobandeyonglan。
是苏小小。
tazhengtaiqizhanmanhuichendexiaoshou，haobuzaiyidiyongxiuzihuluandizaitongyangzhanmanhuichendelianjiashangcengzhe，dongzuobenzhuoyouziran，xiangshibuxiaoxinshuaileyijiaonongzanglezijidexiaohaizi。huisedewuhenzaitabenjiushuimianbuzudelianjiashanghuakailejidao，xiandeyoujifenhuajikexiao——ruguobushitacikesuochudeweizhirucikongbudehua。
tadexiezi，zhunquedishuo，shitazuojiaoshangdeneizhilianjiarenzituo，bujianlezongying——haowuyiwen，yijinggongxianjilexiafangshenbujiandideshenyuan。
tadetoufagengjiapengluanle，weiyidoumaowaixiediguazainaohou。neishuangbeibiaozhixingheiyanquanbaoguodedayanjing，cikemeiyoujiehouyushengdekongju，meiyouhuitianmiedihoudexingfenhuohuangluan，shenzhilianyidingdianhoupadouqianfeng。limianzhiyouyizhong
yizhongnongzhongdebujie。haiyou，yisijiqizhenshide、chuncuide、**raoleqingjingdexianqi。
takanlekanzijikongkongruye、haizhanzhedianjinshurongrongwucanliuhenjidezuoshou。youwangqianzoulexiaobanbu，tanchutou，chaozheneigehaizaimaoyan、sanfazhezhimingredudejudakongdongwangqu。yanshenzhuanzhu，fangfozaikanyigeganggangbeitabuxiaoxinshuaihuaide、youdianmafandewanju。
jiezhe，tayongneizhongteyoude、ruannuoyoudaizhedianbiyindeyudiao，xiaoxiaoshengdi、gunongleyiju，qingxidiqiaodazaizaichangmeiyigehuorencuiruodeshenjingshang：
“啧弄脏了”
弄脏了？
nongzangleshenme？！shitadeshoubeihuichennongzangle？haishitaneijianweiyizaibaozhadeqilangzhongnongzangle？huozheshizheipianbeitasuishoumoquyidakuai、luchuzhengninghexindedimiannongzangletadeyan？！
“噗通！”
zhongyuyourenchengshoubuzhuzheichaoyuelexiangxianglijixiandefanchahezhongya，danaozhongdemougexianchedibengduan，shuangtuiyiruan，chedishiquzhicheng，mianchaoxiazhitingtingdizaidaozaibinglengde、manshisuibolizhaheniuqujinshupiandedimianshang，hunmibuxing。neishengyinzaisijizhongyichangcier。
suxiaoxiaosihubeizheishengyinxiyin，weiweiceguotou，muguangmangrandisaoguoguanchashilidelangjieheneixierutongbeishileshihuashubanjiangyingdexingcunzhe。weiyimaozisuizhetadedongzuoqingqinghuangdongleyixia。
tazhishiwailewaitou，yanshenlichongmanlebujie——sihubumingbaizheixierenweishenmedoutangzaidishang，yifuhentongku、henhaipadeyangzi？
mingmingzhishiyoudianzangleeryi。
（didian：longtenggaodengyinengxueyuan·zuigaojimizhanlvehuiyishi）
（shijian：baozhafashenghou4xiaoshi·lingchen3dian17fen）
dengguangcanbai，liangdeciyan。kongqizhongcanliuzhexiaodushuihelengqideweidao，sihuxiangqiangxingyaxianeiguruoyouruowu、fangfoconghuiyishiwaishentoujinlaideliuhuanghechouyanghunheqixi。
judadehuanxinghuiyizhuoshiyongdeshijiagudefangdianciganraohejin。zhuomianshangfangzhejitaidakaidebaomijibiezuigaodeliangzipingban，xianshidezhengshixianchangsaomiaozhongjiandesanweimoxinghenengliangguijidetuiyantu——neipianguanghualiulibianyuandejudakongdong，zaishujumonixiashanshuozheyaoyidehongguang。
huiyizhuozhouweizuomanleren。xiaozhangwangzhengtian，yigejingshenjueshuo、qichangqiangdadelaoren，cikelianshangdemeiyidaozhouwenfangfodouningguleshenshendehanyihepibei。xueyuandeshuweifuyuanzhang、zhanlveanquanweiyuanhuidejiweidaibiao，chuanzhebutongzhifudeqingbaohenengliangfenxibumendefuzeren，haiyoujiweibeijinjizhaohuideyuanlaojiyinengyanjiudaoshi。tamendelianshangwuyiliwaidilongzhaozheyicengtieqing，yanshenjiaohuijiandoudaizheyizhongchenzhongdebuan，fangfoyiqunyuanbenzhangkongyiqiedechuanzhang，zaifengbaoqianxizhouranfaxianchuancangdibupoleyigewufalijieyewufaxiufudejudakongdong。
门被无声地滑开。
yigeshenyingchuxianzaimenkou。lichenfenghuanlejianganjingdechenshan，dantoufayijiulingluan，yanjiaodeyuqingzaiqiangguangxiagengjiamingxian，gengciyande，shitacanbaidelianseheyanzhongneiwufatunqudejinghunweiding。tazouluyouxieweidexufu，meiyibudouxiangshicaizaimianhuashang，suishikenengkuadiao。lianggechuanzheanbaozhifudejingzhuangnanziwushengdigenzaitashenhoubanbuyuandedifang，jishibaohu，yeshimouzhongwuxingzhongdegeli——fangfotazheigemujizhebenshen，yexiedailewufayucedeweixianfushe。
suoyourendemuguangshunjianjujiaozaitashenshang，rutongchenzhongdeqiankuai。kongqifangfoningguleyishun，lianhuxishengdoutingzhile。
“xiaozhanggeweiweiyuan”lichenfengkaikou，shengyingansedexiangshizaishashidishangmoca，meigeyinjiedouxiangshihaojinletaxiongqianglixibodekongqi。tadeshoubushoukongzhidiweiweizhandouzhe，tachangshilejicixiangbashouanzaizhuomianshangwendingziji，quezuizhongtulaodichuizaishence。
“lizhuren。”wangzhengtiandeshengyinxiangqi，dichen、pingwen，queyayizheyigujijiangpobingdeanliu，“kaishiba。banikandaodecongtoudaowei，meiyigexijie，gaosuwo。”tashiyileyixiazhuoshangneigexianshizhekongbukongdongdepingban，“zaishujuzhiwai，womenxuyaoqinlizhedanaopicenglikexiademeiyigezhenzhan。”
lichenfengdeshentimengdiyizhan，neigehuamianzaicirubinglengdegangzhenhenhencirutadejiyizhongshu。tabishangyanjing，shenxileyikouqi，binglengdekongqirutongdaoziguaguotadehoulong。
“mubiaosuxiaoxiao”zheigemingzizaicicongtakouzhongshuochu，daizheyizhongjinhuxiedudekongjugan，“changguiceshililiangfji，yuansuqinheyiqiwufashibie，jingshenlishendushuimianbodongzuizhongbeipandingweiyisiteshuxishenghuofuzhuleidengjif”
wangzhengtianshenpangyigechuanzhebaidagua、toufahuabaidelaonianjiaoshou，xueyuanshengmingkexueyuanyuanzhangjianyinengyanjiushouxizhangzhenqingjiaoshou，weiweizhoulexiamei。tamianqiandeguangmushanggundongzhesuxiaoxiaojichuceshideyuanshishujuliu，neixiehaowuguilvdezaoshengheweibukechadebodong，xianzaikanlai，chuchudoutouzhelingrenxinjidemaodun。
“fji”qingbaobudeganliannvzizuijiaoluchuyisibinglengdechaofeng，“nengzaochengneizhong‘shangba’dedongxi，xuyaoxindezimubiaolaidingyile。”
lichenfengmeiyoulihui，chenjinzaitahunluandejiyili，yusuyinyayidekongjuerjiakuai，youyinshituzuzhiyuyanerkadun：“rangtajinxingshizhanpingguzaidiqiceshichangjiagudengjis”
tadeyanshenbiandekongdong，huiyidezhongyarangtajihuwufazhichengshenti，shentihuangdongleyixia，houmiandeanbaorenyuanxiayishidishenshouxiangfu，youzaitazhanwenhouxunsudishouhuishou。
“tatajinqulehenmanxiangmengyouranhoutawanyaocongdishangjianlegedongxi”
“shenmedongxi？”zhanlveanquanweiyuanhuidefuweiyuanzhang，yigemianronggangyideguangtounanren，chenshengzhuiwen，shouzhiwuyishidizaizhuomianshangqingqingdianzhe。
“yikuaijinshusuixiehenxiaodeneizhongcongzhishiwuqishangbengxialaidefeiliaobuzhiqiandeputonghejin”lichenfengdeshengyinyuelaiyuedi，chongmanlewufalijiedehuangmiugan，“tajiuneimefangzaizuoshouxinliyoushoujigezhitoujiuneimeniezhetacuoduicuo！xiangxiangrouxiangpini！xiangxiaohaizipanyigeboliqiu！”
zhangjiaoshoumengdituileyixiayanjing，shentiqianqing：“nengliangbodong？dangshidechuanganqijiluni？！”
lichenfengdelianshangluchuyisicandande、hunhezhekongjuhebeiyunongdexiaorong：“bodong？hebaogaoxianshiganraoyuanqiangduzuidazhidengtongyutakoudailishupianbaozhuangdaidejingdianbeijingzaoyin！yiqipandingweiwuhaidongzuo！”
huiyishilixiangqiyipiannanyizhixindedihuhexiqisheng。
“ranhouni！”wangzhengtiandeyudiaoyebuyouzizhuditigaolejifen。zhuomianshangdekongdongmoxingzaiwushengdixuanzhuan，neipinghuadaoguiyidebianyuanxiantiao，xiangyigebinglengdechaofeng。
“jiucuolesanxia？haishisixia？”lichenfengdeshengyinxiangshizaimengyou，shentiyoukaishiwufayizhidizhandou，“jimiaozhongneidongxijiubianchengyigewandoudaxiaohenguanghuahenhaokandejinshuqiu？huozhebolizhu？fanzhengzaitashouxinhenwenrun”tajiannandimiaoshuzheneigezaihuimieqianyikemeilidejinhuguiyidezaowu，meiyigezidoudaizhebingzha，“ranhouranhoutahaoxiangzoushenle？huozhejuedemeiyisile”
lichenfengmengdichuanlekouqi，xiangshizaizhixiqiandezuihouyikezhongyuzhuazhulekongqi：“ta！tadiaole！jiuzheimehuaxiaqu！ziyouluoti！pengdaoledimian！”
tamengdibishangyanjing，shentijuliedihuanglehuang，liansesirenbancanbai，fangfoyouhuidaoleneiyikedejueduihuimiezhongxin。judadekongjuezhuletadehoulong，tawufayanyu，zhiyouzhandou。
“sanmiao”tadeshengyinrutongfengzhongcanzhu，weiruo、posui、daizhebinsibandejingji，“neigexiaoqiujiechudaodimiandeshunjianmeiyourenheshengxiangxianzhaomeiyourenheyuremeiyourenhechaogaowenjinggaojiushiyigedian！yigejiliangdeguangdianshunjianpengzhangchengyigexiaotaiyang！baisede！jizhidebai！tunshiyiqieranhoucaishichongjibo！shengyin！siwang！womendeboliwomenhaochengnengdangdaodandefangbaoboli！zaidiyiboguanghechongjimianqianxiangxiangfeizaopaoyiyang！suile！”
会议室里死寂无声。
lichenfengdemiaoshu，suiranposuizhandou，danhuamianganchongjiliyuanchaorenheyiqibaogao。meiyigeqinlizheshijiaodexijie，dourutongyibazaozi，henhendizaizaichangsuoyoudalaomenrenzhideshijiejishishangzaokaiyidaoliehen。
“mubiaoni？suxiaoxiaozenmeyangle？”wangzhengtianchenshengwen，shengyinshaya。
“ta”lichenfengnulihuiyizhebaozhayanchensankaihouneigelizaishenyuanbianyuandemiaoxiaoshenying，neizhongqiangliedecuoweiganzaicirangtaweibufanyong，“tahaoxiangdalegepenti？beihuiqiangderanhoucenglecenglianshangdehuihaidiguleyiju”
“diguleshenme？”wangzhengtianzhuiwen。
lichenfengtaiqitou，kanzhexiaozhangbumanxuesideyanjing，yiziyidundifushu，meigezidoudaizhehuangmiubinglengdezhongliang：“tashuo‘zenongzangle’”
“nongzangle？！”yigefuyuanzhangshishengjiaolechulai，suijilikeyishidaozijideshitai，mengdiwuzhulezui。
wangzhengtianmeiyoupingjiazheijuhuabenshen，taneishuangfangfodongchalewushufengyudeyanjingmileqilai，limianzhishengxiachenzhongruqiandejueduan。
takanxiangpangbiandezhangzhenqingjiaoshou：“zhanglao，nengliangguijifenxihecanliuwuzhibaogao？”
zhangjiaoshouqingleqingsangzi，tayinyiweiaodekexuesuyangheluojisiweicikeyexiandecangbaiwuli，tadiaozhengleyixiaguangmu，jiangyifenchububaogaotouyingchulai。
“xianchangcaijihuilaideshujuxianshi”zhangjiaoshoudeshengyindaizheyisipibeihenanyizhixin，“canliudenenglianggouchengwufafenxi。tabaohanlegaoqiangdudenglizitidetezheng，danyoubuwanquanshi。qiyinmiezuoyongdehexinjizhiyuwomenmuqianwulikuangjiaxiaderenheyizhizuoyongli、nengliangxingtaidouwanquanbutong！”
tadunleyixia，yuqiyuefaningzhong：“zuilingrenfeijiedeshibaozhazhongxinquyudecanliuwu。hexinchudeneiceng‘kongdongbianyuanguanghuaqumian’，tadeyuanzijiegoubeidaluanle。bushigaowenrongronghoudelengquejiejing，yebushifenzilianduanliedecuihuagengxiangshi”tajiannandisousuozhecihui，“beimouzhongqiangdade、womenwufalijiedeliliangqiangxing‘suxing’huozhe‘quxiao’letamenyuanbendexingtaihekongjianweizhi。zuishenchushenmedoumeiyouliuxia，neishichuncuide‘kong’，liankongjianjiegoudouchengxianchubuzhengchangdewanqu。zhiyufangshexingbukesiyijinlingshuaijian！sihuneihuimiexingdenengliangbeiyangediyueshuzaileyizhongwomenwanquanwufaxiangxiangdexingshizhizhong，lianfangshexingcanliudouneng‘yinmie’！”
“qiangdupingguni？”zhanlveanquanweiyuanhuidefuweiyuanzhangzhuiwen，“youduoda？sss？mieshiji（extinctionlevelevent-ele）？”
zhangjiaoshouchenmolepianke，muguangsaoguopingmushangneigeshenbujiandi、liansaomiaoguangxiandouniuqudejudakongdongmoxing，youluozaineifenlingrenjuewangdeshujubaogaoshang。
“meiyoushangxian。”tadeshengyinkuseerchenzhong，“lilunshang，zhiyaonengtigongng，huozheshuo，zhiyaozaitayishiqudongxiabei‘roucuo’chengxingdewuzhizugou，huozheshuotadeqingxubodongzugoujulie”
taxiangqilichenfengmiaoshude“buxiaoxinhualuo”heneigeqingpiaopiaode“nongzangle”，yijihouqinbubuchongdesuxiaoxiaojinxueyuanqianzaipinminkuneicixiaoguimobaofadeqingbaosuipian（huimielejigebangpaijudian），jiannandibuchongdao：
“zheizhongliliangdeqianlizuyiqingyidiqiegedalubankuai，mopingzhoujidibiaojiegou，huozhejisuiwaicengkongjianguidaoshangdetiantishenzhizaijiduandeliluntuiyanchangjingxia，ruguoqizuoyongfanweichaoguomougelinjiediantayoukenengchufadizhicengbuwending、shengtaiquanbengkuihuozhechedipohuaixingqiucichangbaohu。tadeshangxianzainalimuqianwufapinggu。zheiqujueyusuxiaoxiao‘cuo’chude‘shuaipao’youduoda？jiyushenmewuzhijichu？haiyouta‘bukaixin’dechengdu？”
huiyishilixiangqiyipiandaoxilengqideshengyin。
wufapinggudeshangxian？qianzaixingqiujihuimieweixie？
wangzhengtiandeyanshen，chedichenlexiaqu，rutongshenbujiandidehantan。tahuanshiyizhou，meiyigerendeyanshendoushiquleruiqihezixin，zhishengxiajinghunweidinghejudadeyali。
tanaqizhuoshangweiyiweibeidakaidezhizhiwenjianjia（limianshisuxiaoxiaodebeijingdiaocha，jiqijiandanganjing，guer，zaipinminkumopagundazhangda，wuteshujingli，danganshangbeizhu：yiyinmudubangpaichongtushou**daozhitufaqiannengxianxian？），youzhongzhongdifangxia。
“weixiedengji。”wangxiaozhangdeshengyin，meiyoulewangchangdeyuanrunhejiqiao，zhishengxiabingleng、chenzhong、rutonggangtiemocabandecaijuegan，“zhongxinpinggu。”
zhangjiaoshoushenxiyikouqi，tuiletuiyanjing，jingpianhoudemuguangruilierlengjing——kexuejiamianduiweizhidebennengyaguolekongju：“changguiabcdef、s、ss、ssstixiyijingwanquanmeiyouyiyi。zheigexindengjitayiweizhe”tadunledun，tuchuyigebinglengde、zuyidongjiehuiyishilisuoyourexuedecihui：
“lilunxingxingzhongjiezhe（theoreticalplanetkiller）——tpkji。”
meiyourenfandui。sijizhongzhiyouchenzhongdehuxi。zheigedengji，xiangyikuaimubei，dingzailemeigeyuhuizhedexinzangshang。
zhanlveanquanweiyuanhuidefuweiyuanzhangyanshenrutongyingsunbanruili：“lijiqidongzuigaojibiexinxifengsuo！daihao：fangzhou！suoyoumujixueyuan、gongzuorenyuan，qidongyijijiyiyindaohexinlifengcunchengxu，qianshuzuigaojibiebaomixieyi！renheweijingshouquanxielujinridiqiceshichangjisuxiaoxiaozhenshinenglixiangguanxinxidexingweishitongpanguo！”tadeshengyinzhandingjietie，burongzhiyi，“xianyoudanganli，suxiaoxiaodeyinengdengjizanshiweichi‘teshuxifjifuzhu（wupinruanhua？）’degongkaimiaoshu，biyaoshifuyi‘qingxubuwendingcunzaiqingweifengxian’debeizhujike！jizhu，tashilongtengxueyuanxuyaotebie‘guanhuai’hebaohudexuesheng！erbushishenmetpkjirenxingtianzai！”
“xingdongdaihaoni？”yiweifuyuanzhangsiyazhesangziwen。
“xuyaoyigegengxingxiangdegengnenggourangwomenderenzaikandaotadediyishijianjiubennengjingti、yuanyuanbikaidemingzi”wangzhengtiandemuguangtouxianglichenfeng，taqingxidijidehuibaozhongneigeguanyu“panboliqiu”he“ziyouluoti”demiaoshu，“‘shuaipao’（thefirecracker），ruhe？”
摔炮？
zheigeyuanbenyizhiqingweiwuhai、zhiyoushengxiangheshanguang、zhuangonghaitongjieqingxinaodewanjumingci。cikebeiyonglaimingmingneigejinjin“buxiaoxin”tuoshou，jiuzaochengsjiceshichangchediyinmie、fangyudashizhongshang、shushirenjingshenchuangshangdeliliangzaiti？（fengci！huangmiu！juewang！yigeertongwanjudemingzichengweiwomenmianduiyigezuyigaixiexingqiumingyundecunzaishi，yongyijingshizijidezuigaodaihao！zheishihedengdeheiseyoumo！zheidaihaobenshen，jiuzangzhewomenwufalijiedehonggouyukongju！）
dansuoyourendouzaishunjianlijielezheigedaihaobeihouyunhandechenzhong——tadaibiaoyizhongxingshishangdewuhaiyutongzhen，yuneishijiqianzangde、nengqingyidailaiyinmiexinghuimiedefancha！tanengrangrenbennengdilianxiangqi“diaoluo”、“moca”、“yiwaiyinbao”！zheiqiaqiajingzhundiduiyingleneishunjianbaofadezainantezheng！
“daihaoqueren：‘shuaipao’（thefirecracker）！zuigaojimi！”wangzhengtianzuizhongpaiban。
tasuijizhanqishen，yanshenrutonggangding，saoguozaichangdemeiyigeren：
“zuigaoshengcunfazeyi：congxianzaiqi，suoyourenyuan，wulunshenfen、zhiwei、nenglidengji，bixuwutiaojianzunshou——
远离苏小小！**
zaikeyiyujiandefanweinei，quebaoyutabaochijueduianquanjuli！（jutianquanbanjingyouhouqinbumenhouxuxiangxipinggu，danyuanzeshi：yueyuanyuehao！）
weijingzuigaoshouquanhexiangjindaomiaojidepingguyuan，renherenbudeyirenheliyouzhudongkaojin、jiechu、**huoganraota！
taderenheqingxubodong（youqishifanzao、kunjuan、jie、wuliao），doubeishiweikenengdaozhi‘shuaipao’bei‘wuyijianzhizaobingdiaoluo’dezhongdajingbaoxinhao！xuyaozuigaojibiejiebei！
zhongfuyibian！zuigaoshengcunfazeyi：yuanlisuxiaoxiao！buxiyiqiedaijia，bimianchengweirangta‘shouhua’deliyou！zheishiguanhuwomensuoyouren，naizhizheikexingqiucunxudetielv！mingbailema？！”
“mingbai！”zhongrenqishengyingdao，shengyingansequewubizhengzhong，rutongzaixuanduzuihoudeshiyan。neishiyanbushiduikangshenmewaizaiweixie，ershiduiyigexingzouzaitamenzhongjian、kanqilairenchuwuhaideshaonvneifenshenbujiandide、bukekongdekongbuqiannengdejidukongjuyuwunaiguibi。
huiyijieshudezhilingxiada。chenzhongdejiaobushengxiangqi，dalaomendaizheningzhongdeshenqinghefangfobeichouzoulejiliangdepibei，fenfenqishen。wangzhengtianxiaozhangzuihouyigerenliuzaikongkuanglengjidehuiyishili。
tamanmanduobudaojudadeluodichuangqian。chuangwai，dongfangtianjizhengfanqiyisimenglongdeyudubai。cengjingdaibiaozherenleiwenmingjinbudeyinengxueyuan，zaichenxiweiguangzhongjingjingdichuli。
danzaineizuozhuloudongnanfangjigongliwaideweizhi，zaicanbaidetanzhaodengguanghelinshilaqidezhongzhongfengsuojingjiexianzhinei，yigejudade、rutongemozhiyandeqihei“kongdong”，zhengqiaowushengxidimaozhezuihoudereqi，qianzaibenyingpingzhengjiangudedijishang。（daihao“shuaipao”tpkjiyuanlisuxiaoxiaoduomehuangmiuyoubinglengdaojidiandexianshi！womenkaiqileyinengshidai，womenzixuzhangwolejinhuadeyaochiquefangfozaiheianzhong，yiwaihuanxingleyigechenshuizaishenkanpangdehaitong？yigenengsuishoujiangguizerouchengxiangpini、zaibuxiaoxinbatabianchengyinmieyiqiede“shuaipao”dehaitong！womengenbenbushizaijiaoyuyigexueshengwomenshizaixiaoxinyiyidigongfengzheyizunchenshuide、suishikenengdagepentijiumodiaowomenyiqiedexieshen！liliang？zhishi？tixi？zaitamianqian，quandouchengleshatanshangdebaolei！neige“nongzangle”shizheishijieshangzuiqingmiaodanxieyezuilingrenmaogusongrandehuimiexuanyan！zaizheigechaochanglideshidai，renleidediyishengcunfaze，jingshizheiyangdanshengde——yuanlineigekansiwuhaide、dingzheheiyanquandeluoli。heqikexiao！youheqibeiai！）
wangzhengtianshenshentanlekouqi，neitanxichenzhongdefangfoyaojianglimingqianzuihoudeheiandouxijinfeili。tanaqineibutongxunqi，shengyinhuifulepingrizhihuiruodingdepingwen，quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyidebingleng：
“tongzhihouqinbuzhuguan，likedaowobangongshi。lingwai，qidong‘xiangrui’jihuachoubeixiaozu，chengyuanmingdanwoshaohoupifu。xianzaidangwuzhijiqujiwomende‘fjiteshuxuesheng’，zhunbeiyigejueduianjingdexiuxishi，zaisongyifenchaodafende，zuihaodezaocanguoqu。jizhushigongjingdi‘song’guoqu！”
（didian：linshiweisuxiaoxiaoanpaidexiuxishimenwaizoulang）
（shijian：qingchen6dianzheng）
lichenfenghelinweiweixianglianggegangcongcanliezhanchangshangbeitihuanxialaidexinbing，langbeierchenmodizhanzaizoulangjintou。liangrenzhijiangezheyimidejuli，kongqiquefangfoninggulemouzhongbinglengdemoqi——neijiushikongju。
lichenfenghuanleyifuxilelian，danyanjiaoyuqingrengzai，lianserutongfuleyicenghanshuang。tashoulixiayishidirouniezheyikuaizaiyihushimenwaijiandaode、baozhuangheshangbengdiaodexiaoxiaoyingzhipian。yici，liangci，sancidongzuoqingrouhuanman
linweiweimengdiniukaitou，sisiyaozhuxiachun，shentiyizhibuzhudijuliezhandouleyixia！lenghanshunjianjinshiletadehoubei！taganjuezijiganggangquanyuyidiandeermo，youbeineiwushengde、tunshiyiqiedehuimiebaiguangcichuanle！neige“panbolizhu”dedongzuo！taixiangle！
“duibuqi”lichenfengbeilinweiweidefanyingjingxing，mengdijiangshouzhongdeyingzhipianrengdiao，fangfoneishigeshaohongdetankuai。takanzhezijihaicanliuzherouniedongzuodeshouzhi，lianshangluchuyizhongbikuhainankandebiaoqing。tahaoxiangyebeichuanranle？huozheshuo，neigehuamianyijingkejinletadebennengfanyinghuilu？
就在这时。
吱呀一声轻响。
zoulangjintoudexiuxishimenbeiqingqingtuikaiyidaofeng。
suxiaoxiaodeliancongmenfenglitanchulai，daizhegangshuixingdexingzhong，luanpengpengdetoufaxianggeniaowo。kuandadeweiyijihubatazhenggerendouzhaolejinqu。tashuiyanmenglongdikanxiangzoulangwaidetianse，sihuhaibuxiguanzheimezaoqilai？yexushitaneibichangrenwandeduodeshengwuzhongrangtazheigeshihoucaicongshendushuimianzhongjieshu？
taqingqingroulerouyanjing，youdalegexiaoxiaodehaqian，fachurutongxiaomaobanruannuodegunongsheng：
“唔好饿”
shengyinhenqing，zaiqingchendezoulangliquerutongjingleizhaxiang！
lichenfenghelinweiweideshentishunjianjiangzhi！yigudianliubandehanyicongweizhuigucuanshangtianlinggai！e？！
linweiweidefanyingbidanaogengkuai！tadetuishenzhizaizijiyishidaozhiqianjiuyijingmailechuqu！gubushangshentidetengtonghebushi！tayongpingshengzuikuaidesuduchongcidaoxiuxishipangbiandezhuanjiao！jihushitongshi，zaoyishouhouzaineili、tongyanggaodujingtidehouqinbuzhuanyuan（xianranshijiedaoguoxiaozhangzhijiemingling）likejiangshouzhongyigechaodahaode、baozhuangjingmeiwubidesancenghaohuazaocantilansaijileta！
linweiweiyibaduoguolanzi，meiyourenhetingdun，shenxiyikouqiyaxiaxinzhongdejingtaohailang，lianshangyingshengshengjichutalianxileyizhengwan（genbenmeishui）de、zuiwenrou、zuicanlan、yezuixiaoxinyiyidexiaorong（kanqilaijiqijiangying），xiaosuibukuaisudanjueduianjingdiliudaomenkou，wanxiayao，yijinhumouzhongjinjiandegongjingzitai，jiangneigejudade、sanfachushiwuyouhuoxiangqideshehuabaowentilan，qingqingdi、jiqiqingroudifangzailexiuxishimenkoulisuxiaoxiaojiaobianbanmideweizhi！fangfopadongzuozhongyidiandouhuiyinqishenmewufawanhuidezainan！
zhenggeguochengbuchaoguowumiao。
“xiaoxiaotongxueninixingle？eleba？xianxianchidiandongxi！”linweiweideshengyinnulifangdetianmeirouruan，yindiaoquejinzhangdexiangshibeilajindeqinxian。
suxiaoxiaoditou，kanzheneigeturanchuxianzaizijimianqian、dadexiangxinglidaibandebaowenlan，youtaitoukanleyiyanlianshangxiaorongjiangying、nulixiangxiandeyouhaoqinqiequeyanbuzhuyandishenchunongdehuabukaidejingjudelinweiwei。
tawailewaitou，zhangzhangdejiemaopushanleyixia，heiyanquanbaoguoxiadeyanmouliyijiushineizhongweisanganjingdemengdongshuiyiheyisichunrandekunhuo？sihubumingbaiweishenmeyourenhuizheimeyidazaojiujizijisongzheimedayiduichide？haiyoutaneiqiguaideyuqi？
tawanxiayao，dakaibaowentilandejudagaizi（dongzuosuiyideranglinweiweidexintidaolesangziyan）。
limianmanmandangdang。dingjifandian**dechaohousanmingzhi（sanzhongkouwei）、jingzhidexiajiaoshaomai（haimaozhereqi）、jiaotangsedepeigenjiandanjuan、shuiguoshala、songruandekesong、haiyouyidapingxianzhahunheguozhihejikuaibaoguozhenongyuqiaokeli、dianzhuizhejiangguodeqiekuaidangao
suxiaoxiaozhalezhayan，dingzheneixieshiwukanleliangmiao，sihuhaizaikaijizhuangtai。ranhou，tashenchuxiaoshou，naqiyikuaiqiaokelidangao。
zaitazhijianchupengdaodangaodeshunjian，linweiweihelichenfengdouganjuedaozijidexinzangfangfoyegenzhebeiniejinle！
suxiaoxiaonaqidangao，fangzaizuibian，qingqingdiyaoleyixiaokou。ruannuodedangaopei，nongyudeheiqiaokelijiangjiaxin，qiadaohaochudetiandushunjianzaishejianhuakai。
tadeyanjing，sihushaoweiliangleyidiandian？
tabaozheneikuaibingbusuanxiaodedangao（zaineichaodatilanliyexiandeyouxiexiuzhen），youyaoleyidakou，saibangziweiweiguqi，manmandijujiaozhe。shiwudailaidemanzugansihuqusanleyixiecanliudeshuiyi，rangtazhenggerenkanqilairouhelebushao（zhishaozaitamenjingjudeshijiaoxiashi）。
tabaozhedangao，zhuanguoshen，kanyemeizaikanmenkoudeliangrenheneigejudadelanziyiyan，jiuzheimeguangzhejiaoya（zhichuanleyizhituoxie），padapadadizouhuilexiuxishineipuzherouruanditandeshenchu。menzaitashenhou，zaiciwushengdixuyanshang。
linweiweiyizhiweichizheneigefushen、lianshangjirouchoujinbande“wenrouxiaorong”，zhidaosuxiaoxiaodeshenyingxiaoshizaineimenhoujinshimiao，tacaijiangyingdi、jiqihuanmandizhiqishen。
tadeyaobeisuanteng，dangengtengdeshijinbenglejihuyiyedeshenjing。lenghanjintouletadehoubei，qingchendekongqidaizheliangyi，rangtarenbuzhudalegehanzhan。takanzheshenbiantongyangmianwurensedelichenfeng，liangrendoumeishuohua。zoulanglizhishengxiasuxiaoxiaoxiweidejujiaosheng，heshiwuxiangqiruoyouruowudipiaodang。
yizhongnongzhongde、wufayanyudehuangmiuhejiehouyushengdekongxu，hunhezheneidangaodetianxiang，chongchizaizheigexiaxiaodekongjianli。（tpkji“shuaipao”yuanlisuxiaoxiaozuigaoshengcunfazezheixiebinglengdeciyuxia，weixizheshijie“heping”dejingranzhishiyikuaijishididaodeqiaokelidangao？kanzheneigexiaoshizaimennei、baozhedangaoxiangzhimishixiaocangshubandeshenying，linweiweigandaodebushiqingsong，ershiyizhongqiansuoweiyoude、binglengcigudeshenyuanbandepibei。lichenfengpibeidibishangyanjing。zaizheigequanxinde、changshibeifensuideqingchen，xueyuangaocengxinzhongdejingzhongfengkuangmingxiang：neigedaihao“shuaipao”decunzai，jiangchengweirenleitoudingyonghengxuanzhidedamokelisizhijian——zhidaomori，huozhexiayigegengliqigushidekaiduan？ertamennengzuodezhiyougengjiagongjingdisongshangxiayikuaidangao。）