《她搓核弹当摔炮玩的,你离她远点》 小说介绍
《tacuohedandangshuaipaowande,nilitayuandian》miaohuilesuxiaoxiaolichenfengdeyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi,beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。shangbianzhijingqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji,xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong,tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi,“yanjiufangxiang:gaoxiaobianxieshigaonengliangtiandianchucunyushunjiantousongjishu。mubiao:zaichufatiaojianmanzuqian0.5miaonei……。
《她搓核弹当摔炮玩的,你离她远点》 第5章 免费试读
longtengxueyuandisanshitang,zhengzhiwujianyongcangaofeng。judadeqiongdingxia,renshengdingfei,reqizhengteng。gezhongshiwudexiangqihunzazheqingchunheermengdeqixi,gouchengyifuxuanxiaoerchongmanhuolidexiaoyuantujing。linweiweizuozaikaojinjiaoluodeyizhangsirenzhuopang,mianqianbaizheyifenjihumeidongguodeshucaishala。tawozhechazideshouzhiguanjieyinweiyonglierweiweifabai,yanshenjingtidisaoshizhezhouwei,rutongjinggongzhiniao。tashenshangdabufenbengdaiyijingchaichu,dan**depifushangyijiucanliuzhejichuweiwanquanxiaotuidezhuoshanghonghen,xiangyidaodaowushengdejingshifuzhou。(shitangzheimeduorenzheimeduoshengyinzheimeduoqianzaidebuwendingyinsu!houqinbushoucedi17tiao:【gaoweiquyu:renqunmijichangsuo(zaoyinyuan+qianzaichongtudian)】。woyinggailikelikaidanlizhurenshuoyaojinliang“zhengchanghua”rongruhuanjingjianshaotade“yichanggan”?hezhengchang?zaizhidaoshenbianzuozheyigerenxingzizoumieshianniuzhihou?meiyicicanpanpengzhuangdeshengyinmeiyicituranxiangqidexiaoshengdouxiangzhenyiyangzhazaiwodeshenjingshang!)
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“kuaikan!shineige‘fantuanmei’!”pangbianzhuoyigeranzhehuangmaodenanshengyongshouzhoutongletongtongban,yadishengyinquenanyanxixue,“fjishenghuofuzhuxi!cuofantuancuodaoceshichangbaozhaneige!tingshuohouqinbuzhuanmenjitakailexiaozao?zenmehailaishitangqianghongshaorou?”
“qie!shenmexiaozao!gujishichuiniu!kantaneifumeishuixingdeqiongsuanyang!”tongbanchixiaoyisheng,shengyinbudabuxiao,ganghaonengrangzhouweijizhuorentingjian,“fjifeiwu,yejiupeicuocuofantuanle!hongshaorou?tayepeichi?”
linweiweidehuxishunjiantingzhi!tamengdizuanjinlequantou,zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin!kongjurutongbinglengdedushe,shunjianchanraozhutadexinzang!chunhuo!bizui!nimengenbenbuzhidaozijizaizhaoreshenme!
suxiaoxiaosihuwanquanmeitingdaozhouweideyilun,huozheshuo,tagenbenbuzaiyi。tamanyouyoudipaizailehongshaorouchuangkoudeduiwumowei。duiwubusuantaizhang,danyidonghuanman。tadalazhenaodai,yanpichenzhongdiwangxiazhui,shentiweiweiyaohuang,xiangyizhuzaifengzhongsuishihuidaoxiade、yingyangbuliangdedouyacai。meiyiciduiwuxiangqiannuodongyixiaobu,duitalaishuodouxiangshiyichangjiannandebashe。
shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu。chuangkoushangfangxuanguadedianzipingshang,xianhongdeshuziwuqingditiaodongzhe:“hongshaoroushengyu:15fen”。
duiwuqianmian,yigeshencaigaoda、chuanzhelanqiubeixindenansheng(xiaoduizhulizhangqiang)zhenghejigeduiyoudashengtanxiao,tuomohengfeidijiangzhezuowanbisaide“huihuangzhanji”。tasihugenbenmeizhuyidaoshenhouhuanmanyidongdeduiwu,huozhezhuyidaoleyehaobuzaiyi。dangduiwuzaicixiangqiannuodongshi,tayigeceshen,jiqizirandichadaolesuxiaoxiaoqianmianyigeshouruoyanjingnanshengdeqianmian!dongzuoliuchang,daizheyigulisuodangrandebadao。
yanjingnanshengzhanglezhangzui,sihuxiangshuoshenme,dankanzhezhangqiangneijianshuodetigeheshenbianjigetongyanggaodadeduiyou,zuizhonghaishibahuayanlehuiqu,momodiwanghounuolebanbu。
suxiaoxiaoyijiudizhetou,sihuhaowuchajue。danlinweiweiminruidibuzhuodao,suxiaoxiaoneidazaiweiyikoudaibianyuandeshouzhi,jiqiqingweidiquansuoleyixia!shoucefuluyi:【weidongzuoyujing】tiaomu:shouzhiwuyishiquansuo/mocayiwu→fanzaoganleiji(+1ji)!
(neixindubai:chadui!youshichadui!shoucedi9tiao:【renhexingshideziyuanzhengduo(youqishishiwu)xingwei,xudiyishijianjieru!】gaisi!houqinbudeteqinni?!weishenmemeizaichuangkoufujin?!)
“hongshaoroushengyu:5fen!”dianzipingdeshuzizaicitiaodong。
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zhangqiangyijingpaidaolechuangkouqian,tadeyidihuitoupieleyiyanshenhouzhangzhangdeduiwu,youqishineigekanqilaihaowuweixiedesuxiaoxiao,zuijiaogouqiyimoqingmiedehudu。taduizhechuangkoudashengrangrang:“laozhao!jiwolailiangfen!duojiaodianzhi!gejigedaqiuxiaohaoda!”
“zhishengzuihouliangfenle!yirenyifen!**!”laozhaomolebahan,meihaoqidihuidao。
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laozhaowunaiditanlekouqi,zhengzhunbeituoxie。
jiuzaizheishi,suxiaoxiaoqianmiandeneigeshouruoyanjingnansheng,zhongyuguqiyongqi,xiaoshengduizhangqiangshuo:“tongxueninichaduileyinggaipaihoumian”
“ng?”zhangqiangmengdizhuanguotou,jugaolinxiadidengzheyanjingnansheng,yanshenxionghen,“nishuoshenme?zaishuoyibian?”tashenbiandeduiyouyeweileshanglai,xingchengyapoxingdeqishi。
yanjingnanshenghedeliansefabai,lianlianhoutui,chadianzhuangdaosuxiaoxiao。
suxiaoxiaobeizheituruqilaidepengzhuanghuangleyixia,zhongyutaiqiletou。tadeyanshenyijiudaizhenongzhongdeshuiyi,danshenchusihuyoushenmedongxibeijiaodongle。takanlekanqianmianjianbanuzhangdejiren,youkanlekanchuangkoushangfangneiciyande“hongshaoroushengyu:0fen”dehongzi。
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shoucefuluyi:【zhongjijinggao】tiaomu:tongkongshunjianjujiao+shixiansuodingmubiao+zuijiaoxiangxiaweimin→jidufanzao/fennu(esilinjiebengta!)!fengxiandengji:mieshiji!xiangyingshijian:huangjin3miao!
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raner,tadejinggao,zaixuanxiaodeshitangli,zaizhangqiangfennudepaoxiaohelaozhaowunaidebianjieshengzhong,xianderuciweiruohehuangmiu!zhouweidexueshengmenzhishitoulaichayi、bujieshenzhidaizhedian“zheixuejieshibushifengle”demuguang。zhangqianghetadeduiyougengshixiangkanshaziyiyangpieletayiyan,genbenmeidanghuishi。
jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji!
苏小小动了!
tameiyoukanrenheren,yemeiyoufachurenheshengyin。tazhishiweiweidixiatou,muguangluozailezijiganggangbeizhuangdaoshi、xiayishifuzhude、fangzaiqucantaibianyuandeyigebuxiugangzhangfangxingcanpanshang。neicanpanhenda,henhoushi,bianyuandaizhebinglengdejinshuguangze。
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wuzhiweizhang,zhangxintiehe。
dongzuoqingroudexiangshizaifumoyizhiwenshundexiaomao。
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短短两秒钟!
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(neixindubai:baozi?!tabacanpancuochenglebaozi?!shoucelimeixiezheigexingtaia!wanle!chediwanle!esichedibengpan!mieshijixiangyingqidong!huangjin3miaoyijingguole!)
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自由落体!
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wu——wu——wu——!!!
qilidaozuyicichuanermodefangkongjingbaosheng!haowuzhengzhaodi!xiangchezhenggedisanshitang!tianhuabanjiaoluo,shushizhanpingshiyongyuzhaomingdedagonglvleddengshunjianqiehuanchengciyande、fengkuangxuanzhuandehongsejingbaodeng!jiangzhenggeshitangranchengyipianxuehai!
“jinjishusan!suoyouren!like!mashang!chelishitang!zhongfu!likecheli!zheibushiyanxi!!”laozhaoshengsilijiedepaoxiaotongguoshitangdeguangboxitongzhaxiang!shengyinyinweijidudekongjuerwanquanbiandiao!
zhenggeshitangshunjianxianruyipiansiji!jinjiezheshishanhuhaixiaobandejingkongjianjiaohehunluan!
“啊——!”
“怎么了?!”
“快跑啊——!”
“着火了吗?!”
“恐怖袭击?!”
renqunrutongzhaleguodemayi,fengkuangdiyongxianggegechukou!zhuoyibeizhuangfan,canpanshiwusaluoyidi!jianjiaosheng、kuhansheng、tuisangzhoumashenghunzuoyituan!
jiuzaizheipianmorijianglinbandehunluanzhong!
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紧接着!
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死寂!
绝对的死寂!
jingbaoshengbuzhiheshitingle。hongguangbuzaishanshuo。
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suxiaoxiaojiuzhanzaineicanhaipang。
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tademeitou,weiweiculeqilai。xiaozuiwuyishidibieleyixia。
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就在这时!
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shiwudexiangqi,shunjianmimanzaixiaoyan(?)hehuichenshangweisanjindekongqizhong。
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tamanmandi、manmandidunxiashen。
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taguangzhedeneizhijiaoya,caizaiguntangdeliulihuadimianshang,fachuqingweide“zizi”sheng,taquehunranbujue。
tazhishidizhetou,zhuanzhudikanzhecanhelineikuaizuidade、zhanweiweidehongshaorou,shenchushetou,qingqingditianleyixiazuichun。
ranhou,yongneizhongteyoude、ruannuoyoudaizhedianbiyin、fangfogangcaizhishibuxiaoxincaisileyizhimayibanpingdandeyuqi,gunongleyiju:
“饿”
声音不大。
querutongmieshixiongshoubaocanhoudeyishengmanzutanxi。
qingxidihuidangzaisijidefeixuzhishang。
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