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《室友爱比惨？我反手送她一瓶开塞露。》 室友爱比惨？我反手送她一瓶开塞露。精选章节 免费试读
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jieguo，tadeshengyinyouxiangleqilai：「ai……qishishuoqilai，wohaitingxianmunide……」wopazaimatongbian，
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huanghuanghuhudeganjueyourenzaiyaowo。yizhengyan，chenxiaoxiaodelianjiuzaiyanqianfangda。woheleyitiao，
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wotaiyangxuetutudetiaozhe，gezhebeizishengyinmenmende：「shenmeshi？」chenxiaoxiaopielepiezui：「yaoyao，
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wofanlegedabaiyan。chexiabeiziluchuyigejiaxiao：「zheijianshidengwoshuixingzaishuohaoma？」
tachuixiayanlian：「suoyinihaizaishengqishima？nibuxiaoqidehua，wohuixinlibuande。」「yaoyao，
nikanzaiwozheimekeliandefenshang，nibieshengqilehaoma？」「yaoburanniqilaidawoliangxiayexuba！」
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liyueyanjingzhongdexianggetao，shuohuayichouyichoude。「wojiubugaidayingta，tajiushigezhanan，
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gennizheizhongzhishaobeiaiguoderenbiqilai，woshibushigengkelian，gengcanyidian？」
4liyuedekushengxiangbeianlezantingjian，tazhangzhezui，yanleiguazailianjiashang，biaoqingcongbeishangbianchenglemangranhewucuo。
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wokuwode，nishuoshenmenideshiqing，woyidiandoubuxiangzhidaohaoma？」chenxiaoxiaolengzhule，xiaoyijiangzailianshang。
「shen……shenme？yueyue，wozheishizaianweinia！」
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wocongmeixiangguoyaoguyishuozheixiede，zhishitaixianmunimenle，rangwobuyouzizhuditijibale。」
liyuefanlegebaiyan。「xingle，wobuguoshidiyicizaoyufenshou，kuyihuizenmele？xianzaiyijingmeishile，
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tajintianyilianchilelianggebie，xianzaibuzhidaozaibeiduizhewomenxieshenme。
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womenyouxiedanxin，xiaoxinyiyidewenlewen。「xixi，zenmele？」tajinminzhechun，bashoujiliangjiwomenkan。
danhaimeidengwomenkanqing，yidaoshenyingkuaisudeqiangguoshouji，suijidashengdehanlechulai。「tianna！xixi，
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zaiwomensushe，renhefumianqingxudoushichenxiaoxiaozhangxianzijihuodeduomejiannandewutai。womenteng，
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wenjiushiqinqixiaohaichuanguode、taobaofangbanbianyihuo。cishuduole，xixiheliyueyesixiagenwotucaoguo。
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bashenqingshujiaoshangqudeneitian，zhengqiaowobamalaikanwo。wokaixindegualedianhua，niutouxunwenliyueerrendeyijian。
「xixi、yueyue，wobamalaikanwole，tamenshuoyaoqingdajiachifan，nimenyoukongma？」
liyuehexixiqiqidiantou：「youkongyoukong，xiexieshushuayi！」woxiaozhehuifu。「yi，nimenyaochuqua？」
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zheizaizhengchangbuguodeguanxin，quexiangshianxialechenxiaoxiaoshenshangdemougekaiguan。tafangxiakuaizi，yanquanshuohongjiuhong，
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wo……woyijinghaojiumeijiedaojialidianhuale。tamendagaidouwanglewozheigenverleba？
bijingjialididiyaoshangxue，yaoquxifu，doudeyongqian……wozaizheibian，zainanyebugangentamenshuo，