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xiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《shiyouaibican？wofanshousongtayipingkaisailu。》shi“qingfengqiyue”deyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuzhuyaorenwushichenxiaoxiaoliyue，shuzhonggushijianshushi：jieguoyimenguanjianzhuanyekekaole78fen，meidadaotadeyuqi。tapazaizhuozishang，jianbangdalazhe，zhenggerenxiangshuangdadeqiezi。5「wanle，zheicibaoyanxuanle……」……

精彩章节

wodeduichuangchenxiaoxiaoyougejueji：suishisuidibican。woweiyanfazuoquansuozaicesuotudaoxutuoshi，

tadunzaimenwaikusu：「nizhenxingfu，hainengtuchulai，woqiongdeliannengtudedongxidoumeiyou。」

zhidaowowuyizhongfaxiantachuangtoudiaoxialaidejizhangben——cunkuanliuweishu。

zuixinhuaxiaoshi：“yanjijinxiubanxuefei”。neitianwowangtabaowenbeilidaolebanpingkaisailu。1wosushesigeren，

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baozhematongtudehuntianheidi，ganjuechangzidouyaotuchulaile。tudaohoulaizhishengsuanshui，

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langbeibukan。woxinxiangzhezaozhidaojiubutanzuile。jiuzaiwoshaoweichuankouqi，

shitujizandianliqipahuichuangshangdeshihou。cesuomenwai，youyoudixiangqilechenxiaoxiaodeshengyin。

daizhegangbeichaoxingdexingzhong，gengduodeshitaneibiaozhixingde、daizhedianaiyuandekuqiang。「yaoyao？」

「yaoyao……nihaizaituma？nimeishiba？」tatingqilaihaoxianghenguanxin。wohoulonghuoshaoyiyang，

mianqiangjichuyidianshengyin：「mei……shi……tuwanjiuhaodianle……」menwaianjinglejimiao，woyiweitazoule。

jieguo，tadeshengyinyouxiangleqilai：「ai……qishishuoqilai，wohaitingxianmunide……」wopazaimatongbian，

yiweizijituxutuochuxianhuantingle。xian……xianmu？xianmuwotu？「nikannia，」

tajixuyongneizhongqiruoyousi，danmeigezidouqingxiwubideshengyinshuo：「hainengtudezheimelihai，

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wanshangedeshuibuzhe，xianzaiweilikongkongdangdang，shaodehuang，xiangtudoumeidongxitu。tingzhenizailimiantu，

wojurandoujuede……neiweidaohaoxiangyoudianxiang，zhishaozhengmingyoudongxikeyituchulai……」「ou——！」

wozheicishizhenbeitaexintule，suiranyijingmeishenmeketudele，zhishitongkudiganouzhe。duizhematong，

woqidehunshenfadou。henbudebamenchaixialaipaitalianshang！zheishuodeshirenhuama？

2woyaoyaqiechi：「nibanyebushuijue，jiuzhishilaishuoyifanmomingqimiaodehualaiexinrenma？」

tatinghouyouxiejingya，paodaowomianqian，yifu“suiranwopinqiongdanwozhenxinxianmu”debiaoqingkanzhewo。

yuqibuping：「yaoyao，nishuoshenmeni？wozheishizaiguanxinni，nijuranzheiyangshuowo，zhenshihaoxindangchenglvganfei！

」shuowanqishenjiuzoule，sihushishengqile，tuoxiezaidishangdadadadexiangzhe。baqitaliangrenchaodefanshen。

wulidekanzhetadebeiying，xinlimomotucao：niguanxinwo，daoshifuwoqilaia！

momingqimiaodeshuolefanhuajiuzoule，dianpo。wowuyudekaozaiqiangbianxieleyihuier，caishaoweihaodian，

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huanghuanghuhudeganjueyourenzaiyaowo。yizhengyan，chenxiaoxiaodelianjiuzaiyanqianfangda。woheleyitiao，

lianmangyongbeizigaizhulian。benlaijiubushufudeweikandaotashunjianjiubei**daole。kaishiyinyinzuotong。

wotaiyangxuetutudetiaozhe，gezhebeizishengyinmenmende：「shenmeshi？」chenxiaoxiaopielepiezui：「yaoyao，

wozuotianwanshangshuodehuanibiejieyiha！」womeimaoyitiao，buduijing。guobuqiran，

xiayimiaotashengyindunshiweiquqilai。「wozheishibanidanghaopengyoucaihenishuode，nibuhuishengqiba？」

wofanlegedabaiyan。chexiabeiziluchuyigejiaxiao：「zheijianshidengwoshuixingzaishuohaoma？」

tachuixiayanlian：「suoyinihaizaishengqishima？nibuxiaoqidehua，wohuixinlibuande。」「yaoyao，

nikanzaiwozheimekeliandefenshang，nibieshengqilehaoma？」「yaoburanniqilaidawoliangxiayexuba！」

taneizhangzuitaotaoqilai，jianzhimanwupiaochaxiang。wonaoyichoubengqilaishanletayibazhang。tameixiangdaowolaizhende，

dengzheyanjingkanzhewo。tamengle。woshuangle。tayankuangshunjianhongle，leishuizaiyankuanglidazhuan。「yaoyao，ni……」

woyigebazhangpaizaitazuishang。haibudengtafanying，woqiangduantadehua。「xiaoxiao，jirannishizaiguoyibuqu，

wojiutingnide」「nizijishuoderangwodaniliangxia，wozheishikanzainishiwode“haopengyou”defenshang，

zhidaniyixia，woxianzaiqixiaole，nizouba！」wobaizhetadenaodaizhuanxiangwaimian，yongliyitui，chuanglianyila。

wanmei。chenxiaoxiaobeiwoyizhencaozuolengzaiyuandi，lianshangdecitongrangtahuiguoshenlai。wuzheliandingzhewodechuangpu，

yanshendaizheyouyuandeyinhen。yaoleyaoya，yongliduoleyixiajiao。wotingzhezheidongjing，shenqingqishuangdegoulegouzuijiao。

3zaizhengyan，shibeiyizhenjijizhazhachaoxingde。woxiankailianzixiachuang，biankandaoliyuezuozaiyizishangmozheyanlei。

tangyingxiqifentianyingdeshuozheshenme。wozouguoqu，yanshenxunwenzhetangyingxi，tawunaideyaoyaotou。

liyueyanjingzhongdexianggetao，shuohuayichouyichoude。「wojiubugaidayingta，tajiushigezhanan，

jurandangzhewodemianheqitanvhaishuowozhishitademeimei。」tinglegedagai，

yuanlaijintianliyuequzhaotananpengyouchifan，quebuliaozhuangdaotahenvshengqinre，tanuqichongchongpaoqulilun。

meixiangdaoneinandequefourenheliyuedenannvpengyouguanxi。liyuewuzhelian：「wohetatanleliangnianduo，

xianzaicaikanqingtazheigeren，wuwu，wozaiyebuxiangxinaiqingle。」wotanlekouqi，qingqingpaizhetadebei。

「weishenme……weishenmetashuobianjiubianle……」liyuekudeshangqibujiexiaqi。“kaca”menkaile，yitaitou，

chenxiaoxiaohewoduishishang。talianshangshanguoyisibuzizaihou，cuokaiyuwodeshixian。dantayikanzheiqingjing，

bashubaoqingqingfangxia，zoudaoliyueshenbian。zhongzhongditanlekouqi，meitouzhoudenengjiasicangying。「yueyue，biekule，

weizheizhongnanrenbuzhide。」tayuqichenzhong，fangfogantongshenshou。liyuetaiqileiyanmenglongdeliankanzheta。

wohexixiyeyihuodekanzheta。tazenmezhidaoyueyuefenshoule，tabushiganghuilaima？chenxiaoxiaohuafengyizhuan，

kaishichenjinzaizijidejubenli：「qishi……wotingnenglijienixianzaidexinqingde。suiranwomeitanguolianai，

danshizheizhongbeipaoqideganjue……wodong。」wohexixijiaohuanleyigeyanshen，yuganbumiao。

wolianmanglanzheta：「xiaoxiao，nibushiganghuilaima？zenmezhidaofashengleshenmeshi？」

tayigelerandebiaoqing：「sushewaidouchuanbianle，

shuoshiyourenkandaoyueyuedaleyigenandeyibazhanghoujiukuzhepaohuisushede。」

wo：………「neiniyinggaileileba！yaobuxianxiuxiyihuier！」xixishitupiekaihuati。

danchenxiaoxiaobuchizheiyitao，jidaoliyuemianqian，pailepaitadejian。wozhinengmomodiwanghoutui，

wunaidehexixiqiqitanlekouqi。guoran，tajiezheshuodao：「nikanni，zhishaocengjingyongyouguoliangniandetianmi，

youguoneimeduomeihaodehuiyi。zaikankanwo，congxiaodaoda，jiuyinweijialiqiong，buhuidaban，chuandetu，

conglaimeiyounanshengzhengyankanguowo。lianyicixiangyangdeanliandoumeiyou，gengbieshuotanlianaile。zouzailushang，

fachuandandedouraoguowo。youshihouwokanzhenimenchengshuangchengduide，xinlizhende……tebietebiesuan。nishuo，

gennizheizhongzhishaobeiaiguoderenbiqilai，woshibushigengkelian，gengcanyidian？」

4liyuedekushengxiangbeianlezantingjian，tazhangzhezui，yanleiguazailianjiashang，biaoqingcongbeishangbianchenglemangranhewucuo。

susheanjingxialai，zhishengxiayidianyidiandechouqisheng。wodalegehanchen，duzihuilezuoweishang。

bengaibeianweideliyue，cishibuzhidaogaizuohehuayu。anweidehuakazaihoulongli，shuoyebushi，bushuoyebushi。

zhenggesushedeqifen，shunjiancongbeishangbianchengleganga。chenxiaoxiaofaneryifuguzuojianqiangyangzi。「nikan，

wogennishuowanzhihou，shibushixinqinghaoduole？」woxiezuozhe，kanzhezheigangadeyimu。

yuanyiweiliyuehuibeiqianzhezou，meixiangdao，tayipaizhuozi。zhouzhemeitoudingzheyilianxiaoyidechenxiaoxiao。「woshuo，

wokuwode，nishuoshenmenideshiqing，woyidiandoubuxiangzhidaohaoma？」chenxiaoxiaolengzhule，xiaoyijiangzailianshang。

「shen……shenme？yueyue，wozheishizaianweinia！」

liyuechixiaoleyisheng：「anweiwodakebubidaishangnineisuoweibeicandegushi，womendoutingleliangnianle，

nimeishuogou，womendoutingtule。」wolianshangdaizheyisiyiwai，meixiangdaozheimekuaijiusipolianpile。

womomoshuqidamuzhi。chenxiaoxiaoliansedunshibiandecangbai。「yueyue，nizenmekeyizheimeshuowo，

wocongmeixiangguoyaoguyishuozheixiede，zhishitaixianmunimenle，rangwobuyouzizhuditijibale。」

liyuefanlegebaiyan。「xingle，wobuguoshidiyicizaoyufenshou，kuyihuizenmele？xianzaiyijingmeishile，

yebuxuyaonideanwei。」「yaoshinihaiyaoshuoshenme，jiuchuquhebierenshuoqu，

nianjingwomenjiuhaishi“hao”sheyou！」chenxiaoxiaozuibeihuzhuleside，rudonglejixia，zuizhonghaishimeizaishuo。

tajintianyilianchilelianggebie，xianzaibuzhidaozaibeiduizhewomenxieshenme。

zhizhidaowozaiduimiandounengtingdaotaxiabizhizhong。zheijianshiguohou，taanfenlehaojitian。zhishizongshizaochuwangui。

zhengdangwomenyiweitazhendegaileshi，tayounachuletadexinbaxi。mokaochulaihou，womenbaozheshoujizaichafenshu。

suoxingwoheliyuemianqiangguoxianle，meiguake。zhishixixizhouzhemeitoudingzheshouji。shouzhiqiadaofanbai。

womenyouxiedanxin，xiaoxinyiyidewenlewen。「xixi，zenmele？」tajinminzhechun，bashoujiliangjiwomenkan。

danhaimeidengwomenkanqing，yidaoshenyingkuaisudeqiangguoshouji，suijidashengdehanlechulai。「tianna！xixi，

nizuididecai78fen！」woheliyueduishiyiyan，yanlishanguoyisibumiao。suishuoguolejigexian，

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jieguoyimenguanjianzhuanyekekaole78fen，meidadaotadeyuqi。tapazaizhuozishang，jianbangdalazhe，

zhenggerenxiangshuangdadeqiezi。5「wanle，zheicibaoyanxuanle……」tashengyindaizhekuqiang。chenxiaoxiaoyanjingzhuanlezhuan，

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zheifenshuhaibuhao？niyaoqiuyetaigaoleba！」liyuemenmendifanbo：「nibudong，zheimenkehennan，

pingjunfenbenlaijiugao，zheidianfenduiyubaoyangenbenbugoukan……」「aiya，shenmegoukanbugoukande！」

chenxiaoxiaodaduanta，yizhishouwuzhuxiongkou，

zuochuxintongdeyangzi：「nishibuzhidaowomenzheizhongqiongkuxueshengdejiannana！

womeitianwanshangyaoqunaichadiandagongsigexiaoshi，chuanzhebuhejiaodexie，zhandejiaohougendoulielekouzi，tengdezuanxin！

huilaidoushidianduole，haideqiangdajingshenaoyekanshu，zheicikaoshichadianjiubujige！」tayueshuoyuejidong，

fangfoshoudaoletiandadeweiqu：「yaoshiguakele，jiangxuejinkendingmeile，

xiaxueqidexuefeiwodoubuzhidaoqunalicou！woyaoshinengxiangnizheiyang，buyongweishenghuofeifachou，

keyixinwupangwudixuexi。bieshuo78fenle，jiushikaojigewodounengkaixindesantianshuibuzhejue！

nizenmehaibuzhizuni？」wotingzhebuduijing，lianmanglaguota。「niganshenme？bieshuole！」

chenxiaoxiaoyifuhentiebuchenggang：「wozheishizaiquantabuyaoduizijiyaoqiutaigaole，buranwujibifan！」

liyuejimangwuzhutadezui，yaoyazaitaerbiandao：「bizuiba！nishitingbumingbaihuashima？」

xiximengditaiqitou，lianheidenengdichumolai。tayibazhuaguochenxiaoxiaodeyiling，henhenladaozijigenqian，

yaozhehoucaoyashuo：「shi，wobuzhizu，nizuizhizu，quanshijienizuican，xingleba！」shuowanmengdizhuanguoshen，

yizituizaidishanghuachucierdeshengyin。xixiqineidebatoumaizaizhuozishang。changmianyoushiyizhenganga。

chenxiaoxiaoweiweitiaoletiaomei，baozheshoubei，yilianbuyiweiran。「nimenjiushixinxiongtaixiaaile，meishouguoshenmeku，

buzhidaolikaijiayiwaideduda，shuoliangjujiushoubuledehua，neiyihouchuleshehuikezenmebana！buxiangwo，

yizhidounuliweileshenghuofendouzhe。」wotingzhetashuohuanaodaiyizhenzhenteng。6womensangeshangliangzhehuanqinshi，

libiyehaiyouyinianduo，womenxiangruguozaihetazhuxiaqu。gujihenkuaijiuhuishenjingshuairuole。zongzhi，

zaiwomensushe，renhefumianqingxudoushichenxiaoxiaozhangxianzijihuodeduomejiannandewutai。womenteng，

takendinggengteng；womenqiong，tajueduigengqiongwomenganqingshoucuo，tabidingshineigebeiquanshijieyiwangdekelianchong。

yikaishi，womenhaizhenbeitahuzhuguo，kantashoushouxiaoxiao、miansecangbaideyangzi。

xianzaixiangxiangdouhuaiyishihuazhuanghuade。womenmeiganmingzhetongqingta，patashigezizunxindaderen。

yushixuduodongxidouguzuomaiduole，meishaobalingshifenjita，bangtazhanzuo，shenzhicouqianqingtachiguojidunfan。

keshijianzhangle，shigerendounengpinchubuduiweierlai。taneige“qiong”，feichangchouxiang。jutibiaoxianzaikoutoukuqiong，

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danshenshangshibushihuichuanzhejijianwomenzhizaigouwuchetangguodexiaozhongpinpaiyifu。

wenjiushiqinqixiaohaichuanguode、taobaofangbanbianyihuo。cishuduole，xixiheliyueyesixiagenwotucaoguo。

danwomensheiyemeizhuadaoshizhixingdebabing，bijing，zongbunengqucharenjiazhanghuba？jianzhijiushiwuchukecha，

womenzhinengchibie。erzheici，womenjuedingbuzairenrang，jirantabugai，womenjiuqushenqinghuanqin。

bashenqingshujiaoshangqudeneitian，zhengqiaowobamalaikanwo。wokaixindegualedianhua，niutouxunwenliyueerrendeyijian。

「xixi、yueyue，wobamalaikanwole，tamenshuoyaoqingdajiachifan，nimenyoukongma？」

liyuehexixiqiqidiantou：「youkongyoukong，xiexieshushuayi！」woxiaozhehuifu。「yi，nimenyaochuqua？」

chenxiaoxiaocongcesuotanchutoulai。wo：………tawushiwomengangadeyanshen，zhidangdeshuo：「daiwoyigebei！

womenhaojiumeiyiqichuqule。」wodingzhepangbianliangshuangjiaojideyanshenxia，zhengxiangjujue，

quebuliaochenxiaoxiaoturannaguowodeshouji。haitingliuzaihewomadeliaotianyemianshang，

tazhijieanzheyuyinjian：「xiexieayi，womendouhuiqude！」womudengkoudai，yibaduoguoshouji，

yuqidaizhenuyi：「niyoumeiyoudianbianjiegan？」chenxiaoxiaosonglesongjian：「aiya！womenshipengyouma！

nijiudangdaiwoqujianjianshimianhaole！」xixichixiaoleyixia：「nizhenshiyuelaiyuemeiyouxiaxianlea！chenxiaoxiao，

biezongbapinkuguazuishang，womenxianzaibuchizheiyitao。」chenxiaoxiaokouzheshouzhi，ziguzide。7xijian，

womakanwoliansebutaihao，duowenlejijuwoweihaitengbuteng，youjiwojialejikuaiziqingdandecai。

zheizaizhengchangbuguodeguanxin，quexiangshianxialechenxiaoxiaoshenshangdemougekaiguan。tafangxiakuaizi，yanquanshuohongjiuhong，

shengyingengyanzheduiwobamashuo：「shushuayi，nimenzhenhao，zhenxianmuyaoyaoyounimenzheimeguanxinta。

wo……woyijinghaojiumeijiedaojialidianhuale。tamendagaidouwanglewozheigenverleba？

bijingjialididiyaoshangxue，yaoquxifu，doudeyongqian……wozaizheibian，zainanyebugangentamenshuo，