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做我的猫
pengyoujiadexiaomaojiyangzailewojia，bujinzidaimaoliangmaosha，haiyouyikuaikeyisuishishipintonghuadechongwushoubiao。
gongsilihuishang，wotoutouliujincesuodiankaishipindasuanlaiyichanghanchanglinlideyunximao。
shipinjietong，xinlaidebingshanzongjianshoujixiangle，jieguoxiayimiaowolvedaiweisuodedalianchuxianzailegongsidapingshang：
【guaiguai～mememememe～jiejieyaoqinsinizheizhixiaomaomi！】
1.
【**！！**！！wode**ni？mememememe～jiejieyaoqinsinizheizhixiaomaomi！】
【nijiaoa～jiaoa～jiusuanjiaopohoulongyebuhuiyourenlaijiunide！】
zhouyi，diaoxiu，kongjiangshangsi。
kaihuishi，quanshenshangxiadousanfazhedandandesigandewojuedingqiaolezheicihuiyiqucesuozhengdianxinxiandexiaomaomijiejiefa。
dengwo****debaozhepingmuyidunkuangtianzhihouturanfaxian，gangcaizheimeduoshengmaojiao，haoxiangmeiyouyisheng，shimaojiaode......
ei？buduijinga，wodemaoni？？
shipinshijietongle，wozheimedayizhi**，ji**naerqule？
【喵～喵～】
yidingshiwojiaodebugounuli，budoushuoxiaomaoxihuanjiazima？
woqingleqingsangzi，shoufu，titun：
【mo——yi——ao——miao～】
dangwomiaodaodisanshengshi，tongshixiaoroutuikailecesuodemen，yanshenfuzadeduiwoshuo：
【neishenme，zongjianrangnixianbiemiaole，tashuonidemaojintianshangbanmeizaijia，erqie，nibushijiazi，nishiqianzi......】
我：？？？？？
2.
【bushi，gemener，nijiwomenjiamaohaodaole？】
rendaodinengtongduomedadelouzi，yiqianwobuzhidao，xianzaiwozhidaole。
wojiushuo，rentiantianshangbannaozichizaoshiyaohuaidiaode。
huidaohuiyishi，kanzhedapingmushangyiranmeiyouguaduandeshipin，yijigeweitongshimenbiexiaobiechengzhugansedelian。
qingkuangrucizhiyanjun，shouzhongdefanwanyeshijijikewei，douzheiyangle，wojuranhuaiyixinlaidelengmianzongjiandaolewomenjia**dechongwuweixinhao？
【daohaodeshiyihuierzaishuo，lai，womenjixuhuibaozheigefangan。】
taishangneirendaoshidandingdehen，bujinrucihaitiexindehuilehuishoushiyiwozuoxia，ranhouyoushuoleju：
【haiyou，laojiayixianengxianbashipingualema？yingxiangwozheibianpptdebofangle。】
duie，chongwushoubiaodeshedingjiushizhinengjiebunenggua。
tianshade！haishuomeiyoudaohao！jiujingshirenxingdeminmiehaishidaodedelunsang！lianyizhi**doubufangguo！
jintiandaohao，neishibushimingtianwojiunengshoudaowojia**shoujushenfenzheng，liangyanhanleishuozijibeibangjiadeshipinle？
呵！人机！
ng？dengdeng，wohaoxiangwangjileshenme......
e，wozaikaihui，neigerenshiwodeshangsia～ahahahahahahaha，wodangshitongleduodalouzi，yuanlaishidangzhequangongsidemianxuemaojiaobushuo，haihenhenbianpaileyidunxinlaideshangsia！hahahahahaha～zheixiachedibuyongdanxinzaoqishangbanle～yihoujiudoumeiyoubankeshanglou～
shishizhengmingrenshengqideshihouzhendehuixiao，douzheiyangle，zaiwozuohuidaoweizhishangshi，wojuranhaikanlezongjianzuijiaoruoyousiwudexiaoyi？
suiranbuzhidaoshemeqingkuang，danzongjianxiaole，wogenzhexiaoyemeishenmewentiba？yushiwochongzhetaishangneirenluchuleyigedadadeweixiao。
jinjiezhezongjianxiaodegengkaixinle。
yushiwoyouhuiletayigeweixiao。
jiuzheimeyilaiyihui，zhengchanghuiyihaizhenjiurangwozheimehunleguoqu。
e，woyouwule！laozuzongchengbuqiwoa！zheijiushisuoweideshenshoubudaxiaolianrenba！
shenghuohenku，danxinghaowoshim！
3.
qishiwoyebushiyizhidouzheimechouxiangde。
erqieyangmaoyebuguocaishijitianzhiqiandeshiqing，bingqiezhunquedeshuo，xiaomaoshibeijiyangzaiwojialide。
jitianqian，dangwohaizaigankaimeicituikaifangmenzhiyouzijishi，yishengshuilinglingdemaojiaodaduanlewosixu。
【喵～】
shenmegui！？？？wojiazenmehuiyoumaojiao？？？
yidingshiwodedakaifangshibudui！
yushiwoguoduanguanshangmen，youzhongxindakaileyici。
【喵喵喵～】
wulunwozenmekaimenguanmen，ketingzhongyangdouyouyizhiyinhuisededuanmaoxiaomao。
xiaomaozhazhedadadeyanjing，waizhenaodai，zhangzhangdeweibayisaoyisao，yangziguaiqiaojile。
【biekanle，huode！zhenmao！nimeichuxianhuanjue！】
wodehaoguimishenyuandazhehaqiancongwodewoshizouchu：
【shizheiyangde，zheiliangtianniwodasuanchugeyuanmen，zheishiwoxinyangdexiaomao，xianzanfangdaonijialile！】
【tatinghaoyanghuode，nimeitiansuibianjitanongdianchidejiuxing！】
【duile，jiaota**jiuxing，huozhenisuibianzaijitaqigeshenmemingzi。zongzhizhiyaoshinijiao，wulunhanshenmetadouhuidayingde！】
【maoliang，maosha，maowanjudouzaizheilile，zheihaiyouyitaozhensisijiantao，wokannijiajiuzhiyouyigewoshi，neijiupunichuangshangba，zheijiahuokunleyinggaihuizijipashangnidechuangde。】
ng？？nishishuoketinglineiduidexiangchengbaoyiyangdedongxiquanbudoushimaomiyongpin？
zheitaozhensisijiantao，zheibushiwoyihenxin，yaoyaoyayaoyaoyazuizhongyadouyaosuileyemeishedemaidedongxima？haiyouneimaopajia，woyoudianyanhua，neishangmiandezimuhaoxiangshilv？
hahahahahaha！tianshade！wogennimenzheiqunyouqianrenpinle！！haiyou！wuwuwuwuwu，wodehaobaobao，nizenmexianzaicaigaosuwonizheimeyouqian？
neiniyiqianhewoyiqipindehaofan，kandeduoduosuanshenme？suannitiyanshenghuoma？？？
zheiyike，wojiuxiangsabeiningjiandaolemayun，youshenmedongxizaiwonaozilironghuiguantong，ranhou【biu】deyixia，tongle！
dagaishiconglaimeijianguorenniuchengmahuapazaidishangdakuba，haimeidengwotaoshangtaliangzhangyinxingka，shenyuanjiuxiangduoshenmezangdongxiyiyangtouyebuhuidepaole。
linzouzhiqianyouxiangshixiangdaoleshenme，tanletannaodaibuchongdao：
【xiaomaoniyoudianzhanren，pingchangnikeyiyizhetaqinqinbaobao，danshiwenxintishi！bieguaiwomeitixingni！xizaoshiyidingyaojideguanhaomenchuanga！wulunmouzhimaozenmesajiao，doubuyaofangtajinmen！】
shuowanyiweishenzhangdekanleyanduanzuozaiketingzhongyangdexiaomao。
shenyuanlikaiyihou，wokanzheshafashanghunshenshangxiadouxiemanle【jingui】erzidexiaomao，haoxiangyouyishujinguangzhaozailewodetouding：
jingudaishangyihou，congcinizaiyebushifanren。congjintianqi，wobuzaishikumingdedagongrenlinke！woyouleyigexindemingzi！baomuwangma！！
buguo......zhendejiaoshenmedouhuidayingma？woturanxiangqigangcaishenyuandehua。
【xiaomao？**？bazong？shaoye？**？】wochangshizhejiaolejiju，danyanqiandexiaomaozhishishifenguaiqiaokanzhewo，yishengbuhang。
buzhizende，wonaoziyichou：【laogong......】
【喵～】
xiaomaoyaozheweiba，shifenhuankuaidemiaoleyisheng。
4.
nikan，wojiushuowobushiyizhidouzheimechouxiangde。
dangnidagongsannianquefaxianzijiguodehaiburuyizhimaoshi，niyehuihewoyiyangfengdiaode。
sixuhuilong，dangwodedanaozhongxinzhanlingzhishangdegaodishi，wozhongyufanyingguolaizijijintiandexingweiyouduomedelipu！
sikaozaisan，wojuedingfujingqingzui。
dengdaikaimenqijian，shoujizhendongleyixia，wogangxiangdiankaikankan，bucengxiangtaimoudeshunjianduishangleyishuanghaokandehuposeyanmou。
guoran，youqianrendouzhangyigeyang。
zheiyanjing，hewojia**shaoyejianzhiyimoyiyang！
【haojiubujian，jiejie。】mianqianneirenlengjundelianpangzaituikaimendeshunjianduochuleyisixiaoyi。
jiejie？tajuranjiaowojiejie？
laotianye！woshiniqinsunzia！！wojiushuowozenmeyishangbanjiuxiangshuijue，yijianrenjiuxiangfabiao！
yuanlaibazongjingshiwoziji？？？
ye！yihouguangjiezhongyukeyilizhiqizhuangderangdianyuanbazuishangmianneiyipaideyifuchaxialaijiwoshile！
wodoubuganxiang，yixiamaizheimeduoyifudianyuanhuisongjiwoduoshaopinghushoushuang！heihei，xiacikeyiduoyaoliangshuangwazile！
wozhengzainaozhongchenjinshideguangdixiashangchang，jianwobushuohua，neirenyoujixudao：
【wojiushuoruzhishinizenmemeijiwodazhaohu，yuanlaijiejiejingranshibawojiwangle？】
【jiranruci，neiwojiuzhinengzaiziwojieshaoyixiale，haojiubujianjiejie，woshishenyuandedidishenyu。】
【haiyou，zaochendedianhuashiyinwei......yinweiwoyebangdinglexiaomaodezhanghao，suoyikeneng......ng......】
shenyusihuhenrenzhendezaihewojieshi，danwocikemannaozidoushi：
哦，沈鸢的弟弟啊。
laotianyewoyihouzaiyebuhuihanniyele！nizheilaoxiaozigenbenmeibawodangqinsunzi！！！
wuwuwuwu，nipeiwodewazihushoushuang！！
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5.
zhidaozijibushifuerdaiyihou，yaoyebutengle，tuiyebusuanle，jiulianxinzangyelandetiaodongle。
shenyudelianshangdaizhewenroudexiao，sihushizaiqidaiwodehuiying。
【shenyu......？】wotaiyankanxiangmianqianderen。
suiranwobiaomianshangbuxian，danshiquezaixinlidahan：shenyu！！！woshinisuweimoumianbingqiehaowuxueyuandeqinjiejiea！
buguanzenmeyang，xianbaoshangzheigedatuizaishuo！yushiwoshangqianyibu，zhuazhuleshenyuchuizaishencedeshou。
cubujifangdezhitijiechu，shenyudeerduorouyankejiandebiandetonghong。
【keke，zheimejiumeijian，jiejieduiwodezhanyouyu......haoxiangqiangledian。】
qianga！！laoqiangle！！！
qiangdaowodouxiangbashoushenjinnidedoulitaoshangliangzhangyinxingka！
buxing，huiqudequzhihuwenwen，haopengyoudedidiyoumeiyouyiwushanyangwo？huozheyoumeiyoushenmebanfaqiangxingrangtajiwoyanglao？
【kanlaishenyuanjingchangzainimianqiantiwo？】
shenyukanqilaixinqingbucuo，huposedeyanmoubiandexiangxiaomaoyiyangliangjingjingde。buzhinagehuanjiefashenglegaibian，congyikaishidebeidongbianchenglexianzaiwodeshuangshoubeitajinjinwozhu。
haoxian，haihaowojintianchuandeexin，yaobujiuyaobeizaoyaozhichangxsaoraole！
不过......
【shenyuanma？tameihewotiguonia。】
【bujinruci，tahaiyinmanlezijishifuerdaideshishi！kuiwohaibawodetiantianshenquanfenxiangjita！！wuwuwu......neijigedouhaishishipengzhangguode！！！】
【wojiangdaikuanqisuta！！！】
neijuhuazenmeshuodelaizhe？sudongshuijiao，budui，sudongbingshan？shudaoyongshifanghenshao，fanzhengjiushizheimegeyisi，zaitingwanwodehuahou，shenyudelianyixiazikuale，jiulianzhouzaodewendudouxiajianglejidu。gongsiyinqibenlaijiuzhong，zheixiahaole，younengduoyanghuoyigexiejianxianle！
【哦。那没事了。】
shenyuyuqidanran，xianghuanleyigeren。zhishizheishuangshou，haizaijinjindewozhe。
【neijirannihuilaile，**niyaodaihuijiaquma？】
suiranwozuishangzheimeshuo，danwodeneixin：buyaoa～buyaodaizouwo**shaoyea～
【buyonglejiejie，wozhaogubuhaota。】
【erqie......juwosuozhi，tahenxihuanni。neijiumafanjiejieduozhaogutayixiala。】
wokanxiangmianqianxiaoyeruhuadeqingnian，buzhishibushiwodecuojue，shenyuzaishuozheihuashi......zhendehaoxiangyizhangshanshanfaguangdeyinxingka！
yixiangdaozheili，wodeneixinyoujiandinglesanfen。
shenyu！woshijueduibufangqirangnishanyangwode！！！
6.
xiabanhou，wotangzaichuangshangfupanjintianfashengdeyiqie。
juqingtaiguoyumohuan，xianshidangzhequangongsidemianhanxinzongjian**，zaishifaxiankongjiangdezongjianjuranshihaoyoudedidi？zuizhongyaodeshi，wodeguimijuranbeizhewotoutoufacai？
【laotianye！wojiangdaikuan......！】
算了......
yaoqisuderentaiduo，zheiyangxiaquzhiyouwangdneibianyuanyijiedaiwole。
e......haha～xiangxiaoyuandfaxianzijizaojiubushixueshengle，xiangluodzijiyoumeiyoukelepinghe36d。
xixi，wozheilianjibadoumeiyoudejibarensheng。
fafeng！！！yongbeizibaoguozheziji！ranhouyinandepaxing！yibianpaxingyibianzantan，zheizhensichuangdanzhenshihualiu，dagunerdounengbibierenduofanbanquan。
就在我满床打滚时：
【喵～】
**maizhexiaosuibupaojinlewuli，liangzhixiaozhuaziqingqingyidengjiucaizailewode，budui，shitadezhensichuangdanshang。
maodouzhudongsongshangmenle，zheisheinengrenzhubuxishangliangba？
【aaaaa，xiaomaoxiaomaoxiaomao！kuairangwomomowomomowomomo！！！！】
wochengrenwoshigebiantai，kanjian**youxiejingkongdeyanshenwogengjiaxingfenle！！！
chengnianren！zongyaoyouchengnianrendefaxiefangshi！
【**，niyiqianbuhuijiushiganzheiyixingdeba？nizenmebufankanga**？】
桀桀桀桀桀～
zunguidemiaojiedashao！haibushibeiwoanzaichuangshang，renworoulin！
turan，woxiangdaoleyigehenyansudewenti。
**......daodishishaoyehaishi**？
shenyuanneigejiahuoyouyongdehuaneishiyijubushuo，jiranruci，neiwojiuzhinengzijidongshoule！
【lianggexiangbaxiaobaobei！】
woxiemeiyixiao，duoniandemalisuwenxuecikeyiyuworonghuiguantong。
danwoyanzhonghuaiyi**tingdedongrenhua！
benlailiangjiafunv，bantuibanjiu，yuyuhaixiubingqielezaiqizhongbeiworoulindexiaomaomizaitingdaowodezheijuhuahoubaozoule。
weibagaogaodeshuzhe，yuanbenroushundemaomaoyezhachengyituan。
bazongxiaoshuochengbuqiwo，bujinzongcainanyidixiagaoguidetoulu，jiulianzongcaijiademaodoushiyifutieguzhengzhengdeyangzi！
shishizhengming，renyongyuandouzhuabuzhuyizhiguyiduozhenidexiaomao。
除非你假装去洗澡。
ranhounijiuhuikandaoyiketantoutannaodexiaomaonaodaizaifangjianmenkouyueyueyushi。
呵，上钩了。
xiaoyang！meishangguoxuejiushibuxingba！wokeshijieshouguogaodengjiaoyudeshehuizhuyijiebanren！
xiwanzaohou，woguozheyujinzouchuyushi。
jiazhuangshifenbujingyideluguochuangbiankanleyananjingtianzhuade**。
一个回手掏！
gangcaizenmedaidoudaibuzhudexiaomaomihaishiluozailewodemozhuazhong！
【jiejiejiejiejie！xiaomaomihaishitaobuchuwodeshouzhangxinba～】