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做我的猫

pengyoujiadexiaomaojiyangzailewojia，bujinzidaimaoliangmaosha，haiyouyikuaikeyisuishishipintonghuadechongwushoubiao。

gongsilihuishang，wotoutouliujincesuodiankaishipindasuanlaiyichanghanchanglinlideyunximao。

shipinjietong，xinlaidebingshanzongjianshoujixiangle，jieguoxiayimiaowolvedaiweisuodedalianchuxianzailegongsidapingshang：

【guaiguai～mememememe～jiejieyaoqinsinizheizhixiaomaomi！】

1.

【**！！**！！wode**ni？mememememe～jiejieyaoqinsinizheizhixiaomaomi！】

【nijiaoa～jiaoa～jiusuanjiaopohoulongyebuhuiyourenlaijiunide！】

zhouyi，diaoxiu，kongjiangshangsi。

kaihuishi，quanshenshangxiadousanfazhedandandesigandewojuedingqiaolezheicihuiyiqucesuozhengdianxinxiandexiaomaomijiejiefa。

dengwo****debaozhepingmuyidunkuangtianzhihouturanfaxian，gangcaizheimeduoshengmaojiao，haoxiangmeiyouyisheng，shimaojiaode......

ei？buduijinga，wodemaoni？？

shipinshijietongle，wozheimedayizhi**，ji**naerqule？

【喵～喵～】

yidingshiwojiaodebugounuli，budoushuoxiaomaoxihuanjiazima？

woqingleqingsangzi，shoufu，titun：

【mo——yi——ao——miao～】

dangwomiaodaodisanshengshi，tongshixiaoroutuikailecesuodemen，yanshenfuzadeduiwoshuo：

【neishenme，zongjianrangnixianbiemiaole，tashuonidemaojintianshangbanmeizaijia，erqie，nibushijiazi，nishiqianzi......】

我：？？？？？

2.

【bushi，gemener，nijiwomenjiamaohaodaole？】

rendaodinengtongduomedadelouzi，yiqianwobuzhidao，xianzaiwozhidaole。

wojiushuo，rentiantianshangbannaozichizaoshiyaohuaidiaode。

huidaohuiyishi，kanzhedapingmushangyiranmeiyouguaduandeshipin，yijigeweitongshimenbiexiaobiechengzhugansedelian。

qingkuangrucizhiyanjun，shouzhongdefanwanyeshijijikewei，douzheiyangle，wojuranhuaiyixinlaidelengmianzongjiandaolewomenjia**dechongwuweixinhao？

【daohaodeshiyihuierzaishuo，lai，womenjixuhuibaozheigefangan。】

taishangneirendaoshidandingdehen，bujinrucihaitiexindehuilehuishoushiyiwozuoxia，ranhouyoushuoleju：

【haiyou，laojiayixianengxianbashipingualema？yingxiangwozheibianpptdebofangle。】

duie，chongwushoubiaodeshedingjiushizhinengjiebunenggua。

tianshade！haishuomeiyoudaohao！jiujingshirenxingdeminmiehaishidaodedelunsang！lianyizhi**doubufangguo！

jintiandaohao，neishibushimingtianwojiunengshoudaowojia**shoujushenfenzheng，liangyanhanleishuozijibeibangjiadeshipinle？

呵！人机！

ng？dengdeng，wohaoxiangwangjileshenme......

e，wozaikaihui，neigerenshiwodeshangsia～ahahahahahahaha，wodangshitongleduodalouzi，yuanlaishidangzhequangongsidemianxuemaojiaobushuo，haihenhenbianpaileyidunxinlaideshangsia！hahahahahaha～zheixiachedibuyongdanxinzaoqishangbanle～yihoujiudoumeiyoubankeshanglou～

shishizhengmingrenshengqideshihouzhendehuixiao，douzheiyangle，zaiwozuohuidaoweizhishangshi，wojuranhaikanlezongjianzuijiaoruoyousiwudexiaoyi？

suiranbuzhidaoshemeqingkuang，danzongjianxiaole，wogenzhexiaoyemeishenmewentiba？yushiwochongzhetaishangneirenluchuleyigedadadeweixiao。

jinjiezhezongjianxiaodegengkaixinle。

yushiwoyouhuiletayigeweixiao。

jiuzheimeyilaiyihui，zhengchanghuiyihaizhenjiurangwozheimehunleguoqu。

e，woyouwule！laozuzongchengbuqiwoa！zheijiushisuoweideshenshoubudaxiaolianrenba！

shenghuohenku，danxinghaowoshim！

3.

qishiwoyebushiyizhidouzheimechouxiangde。

erqieyangmaoyebuguocaishijitianzhiqiandeshiqing，bingqiezhunquedeshuo，xiaomaoshibeijiyangzaiwojialide。

jitianqian，dangwohaizaigankaimeicituikaifangmenzhiyouzijishi，yishengshuilinglingdemaojiaodaduanlewosixu。

【喵～】

shenmegui！？？？wojiazenmehuiyoumaojiao？？？

yidingshiwodedakaifangshibudui！

yushiwoguoduanguanshangmen，youzhongxindakaileyici。

【喵喵喵～】

wulunwozenmekaimenguanmen，ketingzhongyangdouyouyizhiyinhuisededuanmaoxiaomao。

xiaomaozhazhedadadeyanjing，waizhenaodai，zhangzhangdeweibayisaoyisao，yangziguaiqiaojile。

【biekanle，huode！zhenmao！nimeichuxianhuanjue！】

wodehaoguimishenyuandazhehaqiancongwodewoshizouchu：

【shizheiyangde，zheiliangtianniwodasuanchugeyuanmen，zheishiwoxinyangdexiaomao，xianzanfangdaonijialile！】

【tatinghaoyanghuode，nimeitiansuibianjitanongdianchidejiuxing！】

【duile，jiaota**jiuxing，huozhenisuibianzaijitaqigeshenmemingzi。zongzhizhiyaoshinijiao，wulunhanshenmetadouhuidayingde！】

【maoliang，maosha，maowanjudouzaizheilile，zheihaiyouyitaozhensisijiantao，wokannijiajiuzhiyouyigewoshi，neijiupunichuangshangba，zheijiahuokunleyinggaihuizijipashangnidechuangde。】

ng？？nishishuoketinglineiduidexiangchengbaoyiyangdedongxiquanbudoushimaomiyongpin？

zheitaozhensisijiantao，zheibushiwoyihenxin，yaoyaoyayaoyaoyazuizhongyadouyaosuileyemeishedemaidedongxima？haiyouneimaopajia，woyoudianyanhua，neishangmiandezimuhaoxiangshilv？

hahahahahaha！tianshade！wogennimenzheiqunyouqianrenpinle！！haiyou！wuwuwuwuwu，wodehaobaobao，nizenmexianzaicaigaosuwonizheimeyouqian？

neiniyiqianhewoyiqipindehaofan，kandeduoduosuanshenme？suannitiyanshenghuoma？？？

zheiyike，wojiuxiangsabeiningjiandaolemayun，youshenmedongxizaiwonaozilironghuiguantong，ranhou【biu】deyixia，tongle！

dagaishiconglaimeijianguorenniuchengmahuapazaidishangdakuba，haimeidengwotaoshangtaliangzhangyinxingka，shenyuanjiuxiangduoshenmezangdongxiyiyangtouyebuhuidepaole。

linzouzhiqianyouxiangshixiangdaoleshenme，tanletannaodaibuchongdao：

【xiaomaoniyoudianzhanren，pingchangnikeyiyizhetaqinqinbaobao，danshiwenxintishi！bieguaiwomeitixingni！xizaoshiyidingyaojideguanhaomenchuanga！wulunmouzhimaozenmesajiao，doubuyaofangtajinmen！】

shuowanyiweishenzhangdekanleyanduanzuozaiketingzhongyangdexiaomao。

shenyuanlikaiyihou，wokanzheshafashanghunshenshangxiadouxiemanle【jingui】erzidexiaomao，haoxiangyouyishujinguangzhaozailewodetouding：

jingudaishangyihou，congcinizaiyebushifanren。congjintianqi，wobuzaishikumingdedagongrenlinke！woyouleyigexindemingzi！baomuwangma！！

buguo......zhendejiaoshenmedouhuidayingma？woturanxiangqigangcaishenyuandehua。

【xiaomao？**？bazong？shaoye？**？】wochangshizhejiaolejiju，danyanqiandexiaomaozhishishifenguaiqiaokanzhewo，yishengbuhang。

buzhizende，wonaoziyichou：【laogong......】

【喵～】

xiaomaoyaozheweiba，shifenhuankuaidemiaoleyisheng。

4.

nikan，wojiushuowobushiyizhidouzheimechouxiangde。

dangnidagongsannianquefaxianzijiguodehaiburuyizhimaoshi，niyehuihewoyiyangfengdiaode。

sixuhuilong，dangwodedanaozhongxinzhanlingzhishangdegaodishi，wozhongyufanyingguolaizijijintiandexingweiyouduomedelipu！

sikaozaisan，wojuedingfujingqingzui。

dengdaikaimenqijian，shoujizhendongleyixia，wogangxiangdiankaikankan，bucengxiangtaimoudeshunjianduishangleyishuanghaokandehuposeyanmou。

guoran，youqianrendouzhangyigeyang。

zheiyanjing，hewojia**shaoyejianzhiyimoyiyang！

【haojiubujian，jiejie。】mianqianneirenlengjundelianpangzaituikaimendeshunjianduochuleyisixiaoyi。

jiejie？tajuranjiaowojiejie？

laotianye！woshiniqinsunzia！！wojiushuowozenmeyishangbanjiuxiangshuijue，yijianrenjiuxiangfabiao！

yuanlaibazongjingshiwoziji？？？

ye！yihouguangjiezhongyukeyilizhiqizhuangderangdianyuanbazuishangmianneiyipaideyifuchaxialaijiwoshile！

wodoubuganxiang，yixiamaizheimeduoyifudianyuanhuisongjiwoduoshaopinghushoushuang！heihei，xiacikeyiduoyaoliangshuangwazile！

wozhengzainaozhongchenjinshideguangdixiashangchang，jianwobushuohua，neirenyoujixudao：

【wojiushuoruzhishinizenmemeijiwodazhaohu，yuanlaijiejiejingranshibawojiwangle？】

【jiranruci，neiwojiuzhinengzaiziwojieshaoyixiale，haojiubujianjiejie，woshishenyuandedidishenyu。】

【haiyou，zaochendedianhuashiyinwei......yinweiwoyebangdinglexiaomaodezhanghao，suoyikeneng......ng......】

shenyusihuhenrenzhendezaihewojieshi，danwocikemannaozidoushi：

哦，沈鸢的弟弟啊。

laotianyewoyihouzaiyebuhuihanniyele！nizheilaoxiaozigenbenmeibawodangqinsunzi！！！

wuwuwuwu，nipeiwodewazihushoushuang！！

我将贷款起诉你！

5.

zhidaozijibushifuerdaiyihou，yaoyebutengle，tuiyebusuanle，jiulianxinzangyelandetiaodongle。

shenyudelianshangdaizhewenroudexiao，sihushizaiqidaiwodehuiying。

【shenyu......？】wotaiyankanxiangmianqianderen。

suiranwobiaomianshangbuxian，danshiquezaixinlidahan：shenyu！！！woshinisuweimoumianbingqiehaowuxueyuandeqinjiejiea！

buguanzenmeyang，xianbaoshangzheigedatuizaishuo！yushiwoshangqianyibu，zhuazhuleshenyuchuizaishencedeshou。

cubujifangdezhitijiechu，shenyudeerduorouyankejiandebiandetonghong。

【keke，zheimejiumeijian，jiejieduiwodezhanyouyu......haoxiangqiangledian。】

qianga！！laoqiangle！！！

qiangdaowodouxiangbashoushenjinnidedoulitaoshangliangzhangyinxingka！

buxing，huiqudequzhihuwenwen，haopengyoudedidiyoumeiyouyiwushanyangwo？huozheyoumeiyoushenmebanfaqiangxingrangtajiwoyanglao？

【kanlaishenyuanjingchangzainimianqiantiwo？】

shenyukanqilaixinqingbucuo，huposedeyanmoubiandexiangxiaomaoyiyangliangjingjingde。buzhinagehuanjiefashenglegaibian，congyikaishidebeidongbianchenglexianzaiwodeshuangshoubeitajinjinwozhu。

haoxian，haihaowojintianchuandeexin，yaobujiuyaobeizaoyaozhichangxsaoraole！

不过......

【shenyuanma？tameihewotiguonia。】

【bujinruci，tahaiyinmanlezijishifuerdaideshishi！kuiwohaibawodetiantianshenquanfenxiangjita！！wuwuwu......neijigedouhaishishipengzhangguode！！！】

【wojiangdaikuanqisuta！！！】

neijuhuazenmeshuodelaizhe？sudongshuijiao，budui，sudongbingshan？shudaoyongshifanghenshao，fanzhengjiushizheimegeyisi，zaitingwanwodehuahou，shenyudelianyixiazikuale，jiulianzhouzaodewendudouxiajianglejidu。gongsiyinqibenlaijiuzhong，zheixiahaole，younengduoyanghuoyigexiejianxianle！

【哦。那没事了。】

shenyuyuqidanran，xianghuanleyigeren。zhishizheishuangshou，haizaijinjindewozhe。

【neijirannihuilaile，**niyaodaihuijiaquma？】

suiranwozuishangzheimeshuo，danwodeneixin：buyaoa～buyaodaizouwo**shaoyea～

【buyonglejiejie，wozhaogubuhaota。】

【erqie......juwosuozhi，tahenxihuanni。neijiumafanjiejieduozhaogutayixiala。】

wokanxiangmianqianxiaoyeruhuadeqingnian，buzhishibushiwodecuojue，shenyuzaishuozheihuashi......zhendehaoxiangyizhangshanshanfaguangdeyinxingka！

yixiangdaozheili，wodeneixinyoujiandinglesanfen。

shenyu！woshijueduibufangqirangnishanyangwode！！！

6.

xiabanhou，wotangzaichuangshangfupanjintianfashengdeyiqie。

juqingtaiguoyumohuan，xianshidangzhequangongsidemianhanxinzongjian**，zaishifaxiankongjiangdezongjianjuranshihaoyoudedidi？zuizhongyaodeshi，wodeguimijuranbeizhewotoutoufacai？

【laotianye！wojiangdaikuan......！】

算了......

yaoqisuderentaiduo，zheiyangxiaquzhiyouwangdneibianyuanyijiedaiwole。

e......haha～xiangxiaoyuandfaxianzijizaojiubushixueshengle，xiangluodzijiyoumeiyoukelepinghe36d。

xixi，wozheilianjibadoumeiyoudejibarensheng。

fafeng！！！yongbeizibaoguozheziji！ranhouyinandepaxing！yibianpaxingyibianzantan，zheizhensichuangdanzhenshihualiu，dagunerdounengbibierenduofanbanquan。

就在我满床打滚时：

【喵～】

**maizhexiaosuibupaojinlewuli，liangzhixiaozhuaziqingqingyidengjiucaizailewode，budui，shitadezhensichuangdanshang。

maodouzhudongsongshangmenle，zheisheinengrenzhubuxishangliangba？

【aaaaa，xiaomaoxiaomaoxiaomao！kuairangwomomowomomowomomo！！！！】

wochengrenwoshigebiantai，kanjian**youxiejingkongdeyanshenwogengjiaxingfenle！！！

chengnianren！zongyaoyouchengnianrendefaxiefangshi！

【**，niyiqianbuhuijiushiganzheiyixingdeba？nizenmebufankanga**？】

桀桀桀桀桀～

zunguidemiaojiedashao！haibushibeiwoanzaichuangshang，renworoulin！

turan，woxiangdaoleyigehenyansudewenti。

**......daodishishaoyehaishi**？

shenyuanneigejiahuoyouyongdehuaneishiyijubushuo，jiranruci，neiwojiuzhinengzijidongshoule！

【lianggexiangbaxiaobaobei！】

woxiemeiyixiao，duoniandemalisuwenxuecikeyiyuworonghuiguantong。

danwoyanzhonghuaiyi**tingdedongrenhua！

benlailiangjiafunv，bantuibanjiu，yuyuhaixiubingqielezaiqizhongbeiworoulindexiaomaomizaitingdaowodezheijuhuahoubaozoule。

weibagaogaodeshuzhe，yuanbenroushundemaomaoyezhachengyituan。

bazongxiaoshuochengbuqiwo，bujinzongcainanyidixiagaoguidetoulu，jiulianzongcaijiademaodoushiyifutieguzhengzhengdeyangzi！

shishizhengming，renyongyuandouzhuabuzhuyizhiguyiduozhenidexiaomao。

除非你假装去洗澡。

ranhounijiuhuikandaoyiketantoutannaodexiaomaonaodaizaifangjianmenkouyueyueyushi。

呵，上钩了。

xiaoyang！meishangguoxuejiushibuxingba！wokeshijieshouguogaodengjiaoyudeshehuizhuyijiebanren！

xiwanzaohou，woguozheyujinzouchuyushi。

jiazhuangshifenbujingyideluguochuangbiankanleyananjingtianzhuade**。

一个回手掏！

gangcaizenmedaidoudaibuzhudexiaomaomihaishiluozailewodemozhuazhong！

【jiejiejiejiejie！xiaomaomihaishitaobuchuwodeshouzhangxinba～】