《小叔骂我是猪,当晚全家吃上烤乳猪》 小说介绍
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yiliangchezaiwomianqiantingxia,chedengqiangguangciyan。
pengdeguanmensheng,wolaogongchenyuxialeche。
tajiangmuguangsaoguowoshouzhongdexinglixiang,zuijiaopiechulengxiao:“pao?wobamazaiyiyuantangzhe,nidaohao,zhunbeipaoqunaer?huiniangjiahaishizhaoyenanren!”
wopopoguorandiyishijianzhaochenyugaozhuang。
tazoujinliangbu,jiuqihunzhexiangshuiweipumianerlai。
“wobajiezhi,womaduantui,nixiashougouheia?”
“wojiaduinigouhaoleba?rangnichichuanbuchou,buyongshangban,jiuzaijiapeipeigongpoeryi。dangchuyaobushiwoquni,niyigemeirenyaodelaoguniang,xianzaihaizaijialikenlao!”
“buzhiganenjiusuanle,haihaiwobama,niliangxinbeigouchile?”
woshenxiyikouqi,buxianghetazhengbian,baifeikoushe。
chenyujianwobushuohua,yiweiwoguyibishangerduo,qichuandegengcule。
tashenshoujiuyaoqiangwodexinglixiang:“zheilimiannagebushiwojiahuaqianmaide,haigandaidongxizou!jiwo!”
tayongliduoguoqu,yanshenxionghen:
“shangche!biebiwodongshou!xianzaigenwoquyiyuan,jiwobamaketourencuo,shuobudingtamenhainengyuanliangni,jixurennidangerxifu。”
“woquannilaoshisihouzhe,wobamayaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,worangniquanjiapeizang!niyaoshigantaohuiniangjia,wojiunadalabaquancunhan,rangsuoyourenzhidao,nishikefumudedufu,**yeheniyiyang!”
“kan**yaoshijiabuchuqu,huibuhuihensini!nibamagengtengta,weiletayehuiqinzibanibangdaowomianqianlai。daoshihou,jiubuzhiniyigerenketoule,nimenquanjiadoudejiwokeyige!qiuwoshouliuni!”
wokanzhetatuomohengfeideyangzi,turanxiaochusheng,lenglengchaofengdao:
“chenyu,nizenmeyoulianshuozheizhonghuade?”
woguyiniebizizhoumei:“zhenchou,ni‘haomeimei’bushaoa?zheixiangshuidouchuanweile,jinwanshiganlejijiadechanga,zenmehaiyouliqizhaowosaye?”
talianseshunjianjiangzhu,yanshenshanguohuangluan,suijinaoxiuchengnu:“nihushuobadaoshenme!woshiweilegongsideshengyi,caiyingchoudaoxianzai!”
“yingchou?”wotiaomei,bubujinbi,“nineixieyingchoudeqian,pabushishuawodeyinxingkaba?”
tabeichuozhongtongchu,dashouyihui,“shenmenidewode?nijiajiwo,jiudoushiwochenjiadeqian!”
“nideqian?”wolengxiao,“shuohaocailishibawanba,tuodaoxianzaidoumeiji。wobamapeijiadeershiwan,nishuogongsilinshizhouzhuan,qianglekajiuzou,zhuantouquemailebao。baoni?yebushisongwode,daodilindaosheijiaqule?”
“nimajiwomaidewujin,nishuozanshibaoguan,danwoyiyandoumeijianzhe,zaojiubeinidangdiaohuanqianleba?”
“chenyu,nikaigongsidezijindoushiwenwonade!xianzaiyinglilelianbendoubuhai,haihaoyisishuo‘chenjiadeqian’?”
“chenyu,mingmingshinichiwode,yongwode,qianwode,nihaizaiwaimianyangnvren,ni**!buyaolian!”
tabeiwoduidaoyusai,xiongkoujulieqifu,houdao:“ni、nijianzhibukeliyu!zhangkoujiushiqian!nigenbenbuaiwo!quanshisuanji!wosuanshikantounile!”
“kantouwo?”woxiaodegengdashengle,“shikantouwobuxiangyiqianneiyang,beinipiandetuantuanzhuanba?xiangrangwoquyiyuantinijinxiao?sihounijianeilianggehuozuzong?nizuomengquba!”
chenyuchedinule,yanshenhenlidexiangyaochiren。
tajiangxinglixianghenhenzazaidishang,jihushihouchulaide:“nizheigedufu,gun!woyaohenilihun!mingtianjiuquminzhengju!niyifenqiandoubiexiangnazou!”
“benlainiyaoshishixiang,wohaidasuannifenyidianqian,xianzainishenmedoumeiyoule!caili、jiazhuang、wujin、gongsi、suoyouqiandoushiwochenjiade!nijiwojingshenchuhu!”
wokanzhetazhengningdelian,zuijiaogouqihudu,zaixinliduixitongshuo:“keyikaishile。”
gangmoshuwansanmiao,jiukanjiantashoujijiuxiangzhaleguosidexiangqilai。
pingmudanchudexiaoxixiangzhongchuizazaitalianshang。
tashunjianmianrusihui,shuangtuiyiruantanzuozaidi,chedibengkuile......
 
                 小叔骂我是猪,当晚全家吃上烤乳猪
                                小叔骂我是猪,当晚全家吃上烤乳猪