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jingxuandeyipianduanpianyanqingwenzhang《xiaoshumawoshizhu，dangwanquanjiachishangkaoruzhu》，zaiwangshangderedufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyoushuzichenyu，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozhexiaoyi，wenzhangxiangqing：“wobajiezhi，womaduantui，nixiashougouheia？”“wojiaduinigouhaoleba？rangnichichuanbuchou，buyongshangban，jiuzaijiapeipeigongpoeryi。dangchuyaobushiwoquni，……

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guoran，gonggongchibaohou，yongxiukouyimozui，jiukaishijiwopaihuo。

“erxifu，jiwomaibeiguozhijiejieni，zhenshangxinkaileyijianaichadian。”

“wojintianluguo，kanjianwaimianhaozhangdedui，nixianzaiqumai，woyaohe‘chaoazhishiputao’，qubing，zhengchangtang。”

tajingchangbujidejiayafangzainaer，naichamingdaoshiguomubuwang！

wojintianshuadaotongcundetiezi，shuomoudapainaichadiangangkaizaicaichangzhujieshang，gebijiushixuewang，paiduisanxiaoshicainenghedao。

xianzaidouwanshangbadianle，menkouzhaoyangpaizhezhanglong。

“wobuqu。”wowenrutaishan，yidongbudong，“ershikuaiyibei，taigui。yaohenizijiqumai，shunbianjiwodaibeiningmengcha。”

gonggongyouxiechayi，zheishiwodiyiciwunita。

ganghaotachibaoleyouliqi，huoqishangyong，zhuaqiguaizhangjiuchongdaowogenqian。

wopopoxiaomimide，dengzhekanhaoxi，meiyouyisizulandeyisi。

wogonggongzhuzheguaizhang，zhizhewodebizima：

“nishenmetaidu？baishenmechoulian！woqishiwusuihebeinaichazenmele？”

“jiuershikuaiqian，rangnipaotuidoubuken，yaowozhuguaizijiqu？”

huanyiqianwozaorenle，danjintianwopianyaoxianzhuo：

“niyikouzhuroumeijiwofen，haixiangyaohaolian？”

wolengxiaoyisheng，yanjingdengdebitagengda！

“nichixiangheladeshihou，woyikoumeizhan！hezhewobushiren，wobuyongchi？youbenshibawoneifentuchulaia！”

“ershibushiqian？xinga，zhuanwobashi。yijiasikourenrenyoufen，wolaogongbuzai，taneibeiwotitahe。buzhuan？he，qishiwusuidezhangbei，weibashikuaihexiaobeijinjinjijiao，guorankoumen！buyaolian！”

“ni！ninini！”gonggongbeiwoduichengjieba，naoxiuchengnu，jiuyaojuqiguaizhangchouwo。

woyingmianershang，zhanqilaibitahaigaoyigetou，qishixiongxiong：

“nishenmeni！jiunizheihushiyouzuichandeyanger！cunlidetugoudoubuhushi！nigenbenzhugouburu！”

gonggongqidehuzidoufeiqilai：“nibuxiao！nimalaogonggong！wodasini！”

taniejinguaizhang，jiuyaohenhenlunxialai。

erbianturanxiangqixitongtishiyin：

【jingbao：jiancedaosuzhujijiangzaoshoushanghai，zhengzaiqidongeyifanjichengxu......】

woshenshangfangfoyouleyinxingdejinzhongzhaotiebushan。

neiguaizhangliwoshentihaiyouyilimidejuli，turanfandanchuqu。

“a——！tongtongtong！wodeshou！”

gonggongdajiaoqilai，wuzheshoushuaidaozaidi，tongdaoyanleishunjiandiaoxialai。

erwohaofawusun，yilianwugu。

gonggongbeisongdaoyiyuan，douyiweishinianjidalegutoucui，bushituojiu，jiushiguzhe。

zuowanjiancha，yishengzhiyaotou：“tangniaobingwanqi，shilibaobuzhule，jiezhihainengbaoming，xuyaomashangzuoshoushu。shuhouzhuyiyinshi，yaoburan......zuiduosannian。”

gonggongtinghoujinzhangdizhuazhuyishengdeshouwan：

“yisheng，nindeyisishi......worizibuduole，rangwoxiangchishachisha，xiangheshahesha？”

yishengtiemianwusidijinggao：“bushi！worangnijikou。bujikou，jiusantian。”

xiangwogonggongzheizhongyishengzhituchihederen，rangtajikou，bipansixingdounanshou。

qushoushushidelushang，tazuozailunyili，ruoxiaowuzhukelian，butingdiwen：“yihouzhinengchijiankangcanle？”

woyangtiandaxiao：“dui！nizuiaidenaicha、dangao、shuiguo，tongtongdoubunengchige！”

shoushushidedamenhuanhuanheshang，zhitingjiantayishengbeizhuangdiaihao：

“老子不想活了！”