《上综艺后,我身份瞒不住了》 小说介绍
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dajiadouzhailexiemoguyecaihuilai,chenxingzhuneibianhaizaichitanglizhualeliangtiaoyu。
jingguozhuanjiajianding,tiaochuwududemoguhou,womenkaishifenpeigongzuo。
lianggenanxiexingshuozijibuhuizuofan,liuqudasaoweishengle。
jiangtingshenlegelanyao:“woyebuhui,rangchenxingzhuzuoba,woqujinimenzhunbeifanhoushuiguo。”
jiemuzuhaiyoudianliangxin,meiyoucai,danyougongyingchongzudeshuiguo。
zuihouzhishengxiawomensanrenmianmianxiangqu,chenxingzhudao:“wolaizuofanba。”
louchuyuejingyawen:“xingzhunihuizuofan?”
chenxingzhuqueshihuizuofan,zuodehaitinghaochi,xiangdangchuwomenzaiyiqijiushiyinweitabawozhongchulaidecaizuodetebiehaochi,wocaiduitayoulegehaolianse。
chenxingzhubianxiweiqunbianmanbujingxinnglesheng。
louchuyuexingfendao:“wozuofanyetinghaochide,wobangniba。”
budengtashuohua,wolvxiandao:“neiwobangnimendaxiashou,jinimenzezecaixixicai。”
ai,sheirangzanbuhuizuofanni,zaifenxiaqumeihuoganle,yaoshizuodengganfanbudebeiwangyoumasia。
chenxingzhutaiyankanwo,“chi”lesheng:“nikebiebacaijituluwanle,jiwoshengyicaigengzi。”
wowojinquantou,pixiaoroubuxiaodao:“buhuizuo,danwokendinghuirena,ninwanglewoxueshenmedema?”
这人嘴咋还那么欠。
【guanzhengshibeiduilema?hahahakantaliandoulvle。】
【chenxingzhubuhuishizhidaolegangcaideshizaiweilouloubaochouba?wokekekekeke,zheitangdouweizuilile,zhenqinglvjiushixiang。】
【haoqidaiyihuierwogehewosaozizuofandechangmiana,yaoshineigewanghongbuzaijiuhaole。】
【bushi,zhiyouwojuedechenxingzhuheguanzhengkanqilaigengshuma,tadoubuzalilouchuyueya。】
【duiloushang,zhiyounijuede,tamenlianggezhishinaobieniule,chenxingzhuguyide,xiangrangloulouchicuni。】
zhongwufanshizaiwaimiandecaodishangjiejuede,zheilifengjingyiren,fangyanwangqudapianlvyouyoude,yuanlichengshixuanxiao,shigefangsongxinqingdehaodifang。
tiantiandaizaishiyanshili,caidili,pengli,suiranyeyoulvse,danzongjuedeyayi,chulaiyitangdaoshitingshuhuanpibeide。
xiawuwushuihou,jiemuzudaiwomenqusenlinlirenmogu,rangwomenxiacizhaoshiwushikeyishunlidianshundaikepu。
woyibiangantandazirandeshenqi,yibianzixitingzhezhuanjiadehua,youbudongdejiuwen。
guolehuier,tarangwomenzijizaiyoutongshushangzhaozhaotongshujun。
dajiafensanlexie,chenxingzhubujinbumangenzaiwoshenhou,louchuyueyibuyiqugenzheta。
turan,louchuyuejiaoleshengjiuyaodaozaichenxingzhushenshang,chenxingzhulimacheguowodangzaizijishenbian。
xiayimiao,wenxiangruanyuruhuai,louchuyuexiusedao:“xingzhu,wo......”
taitoukandaowolimasongkai,tiaochubazhangyuan:“zenmeshini?”
?woshishei?wozaina?wogangyaozhaidaodejunni?
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woyihuowen:“nibushiweijiaolema?”
louchuyuelianseyibian,yaoyezheshenzidiedaoledishang,wuzhejiao:“duia,wodejiaohaotong,xingzhu......”
wozanshimeilita,chenxingzhugengshimeidong。
dengzaishushangbajunzizhaixialaihou,wokanxiangchenxingzhu,yongyanshenhetajiaoliu:nibeita?
chenxingzhudengdaleshuangyan:woshininanpengyou,nirangwobeibiedenvren?
wozhouzhoumei:neitazenmeban?
chenxingzhuzhuanzhuanyanzhuzi:woquzhaojiemuzu。
huangusizhoukandaochusheyingshiyiwaisihaobujianrenyingdejiemuzu,wotankouqi,balanzijiaojichenxingzhu,zoudaolouchuyuemianqian。
tajingkongtaitou:“ni,nixiangganshenme?”youxuanranyuqidikanxiangchenxingzhu,buguohaimeikaikoujiukaleqiao。
yinweiwobatabaoqilaile。
tahedeganmanghuanzhuwodebozi,simuxiangdui,haosiyoushenmehuohuazaipengzhuang。
【woqu,zhei,zheishenmecaozuo?】
【chenxingzhuyoumeiyoudiannanrendandanga,zijilaopodoububao?bishenmexianni。】
【wo,dengdeng,wo,wochengrenzhiqianduiguanzhengshengyindaledian,wobuguanle,woyaokebaihe。】
【guanzhengzheimeniudema,zhijiegongzhubao,haiyoujirou,aileaile。】
louchuyueyiyueerxiawuzhelianpaole。
wozhazhayan,daodiquemeiquea。
chenxingzhudenglewoyiyan,hengleyishengzoule,jibuhoujianwomeigenshang,niutouzhangyawuzhuadao:“haibuzouma,dengzhetianshangdiaoxiagelinmeimeirangniliaoni,denghuierxiaoxinyoushenmeshechulaimishile。”
danmushangyoushiyizhenfengyu:【wogejingranshizheizhongren?guaibudebujingchangshuohuani。】
【wohaiyiweizheigezoudegaolengrenshe,meixiangdaoshigedushe。】
【sihasihagengxihuanlezhongmepo?】
【neijiufenta!suoyijingjirenzhanggejingchangrangzhuzibizuideyuanyinzhaodaolehahahaha】
wochoulechouzuijiao,haohaohao,nimendoushilaiquanfendezhiyouwoshilaiaimade,guliwoshiba。
wo(juqidaquantou)......
“还不走?”
“欸来了。”
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haoburongyiaidaolewanshang,zhongyushougongkaishixiuxile。
wogangxiwanzaozhunbeifugemianmojiuyourenkaishiqiaomen。
zhihaofangxiashoulidedongxiqukaimen,gangyidakai,yigerenyingjiuliujinlaibaozhuwozhuanshenbawodizaimenshang。
wobeiheleyitiao,dingjingyikanshichenxingzhu,songlekouqituikaita:“ganmaya,dawanshangdenibierangrenfaxianle。”
tagenguolai,weiqubabadao:“mingmingshizhengjingnannvpengyou,gaodequexiangtouqingyiyang,nibuxiangwoma?yizhengtiandoubunengbaoni。”shuozheshuozhejidongqilai:“jintiannihaibaoneigenvdele!qishawoye。”
wozaijingziqianzuoxia,haoxiaodao:“yiqianjianbudaomianxiang,xianzairenjiuzaimianqiannihaixiang,zade,nihaixiangwushiwukebulouloubaobaoa?”
tapushangwodechuangputeng,fangunjiquan:“wojiuxiang,jiuxiang,nihaiburanggongkai,nikandaodanmushangdoushuoshenmema?tamenjingrankewoheneigelouchuyue,haimani,wozhenfule,tamenyoumeiyoudianyanlijianera。”
“ke。”wojinggaota:“jinyanshenxinga。”
xianzaisuiranmeiyoushexiangtoule,danrenyuanhunza,yedebimiangeqiangyouer。
tazouguolaicengcengwo:“wojiuneimenabuchushouma?womenyihoujiehunleshibushiyedemanzheya?wodoubunengguangmingzhengdabaonile。”
woyouyulexia,xiangzhezheiyangxiaquyebushigeshi,dayingdao:“hao,neijiemujieshuhouzaigongkaiba。”
xianzaijiemubochuzhiji,yaoshigongkailewangyoudanmubudetiantianshuaa,haiyouyiqilujiemuderenmuguangwoyeshoubule,jiemubowanlejiuyanbujianweijingle。
chenxingzhuhaixiangshuoshenmequanwo,queturanyishidaowoshuodeshenme,mengranzhuazhuwojianbang:“ni,nishuoshenme?”
zhengxiangrangtalengjingdian,tamengdibaoqiwozhuanquanquan:“hahahaha,wozhongyukeyigongkainile,yihoubierendouzhidaonishiyounanpengyoude,erqiehaishizheimeshuaidenanpengyouhahaha。”
ershifenzhonghou,zhongyubazheigezhanrenjingganzoule。
wogangyaotangjinbeiwoli,youyourenqiaomen。
wokaishizhuakuang,fengkuangroulintoufa,aaaaa,hairangburangrenshuile。
yiweihaishichenxingzhu,wodakaimenbunaidao:“haixiangshuoshenme?”
menwaiderenlengleleng,woyeganjinzhanzhishenzi,lvlvtoufa,chayidao:“chuyue......meimei?”
jintianxiawuquetuishijianhou,tajiuyizhiduozhewobugankanwo,buzhidaoxianzaizhaolaishishenmeshi。
talianjiahonghong,nachushenhoudedongxi:“jiejie,wojuedenishigehaoren,zheishiwojuedezuihaoyongdehufupin,songniyitao。”
a?wozheishi......beifahaorenkale?
woketaodishouxiale,liangrenchenmolehuier,wozhudongdao:“neige,niyaobuyaohuangerenxihuan?”
louchuyuemengditaitou,yanjingliangliangde,zuichunzhandoudao:“jiejieshi......shen,shenmeyisi?”
womomobizi:“jiushi,chenxingzhuzhendeyounvpengyou,erqieganqingtinghaode,nixihuantameijieguode。”
woyouyulexia,xiangzheyaobujiugaosutazhenxiangba。
“nibiebuxin,yinweitanvpengyou......”shiwo。
huameishuowan,louchuyuewuzhepengpengluantiaodexinzang,diuxiayiju“wozhidaole”jiupaozoule。
womengmengdikanzheheshangdedamen,wohaimeishuoninijiumingbaile?mingbaishenmele?
buguo,suanle,wotangshangchuang,mingbaijiuhaoge。
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diertiandajiachilezuowanzhaidejunzizuodezaofanhoujiukaishihuifangshoushi,jintianyaoquzhenzishangyongjunzihuanxieliangshi。
wohuifanghuanleshenjianbiandeyifu,zhengyaochuqushiyourenlaile。
kaimenhouwolenglexia,zhoumeidao:“nilaiganshenme?”
shangmingcuocuoshou,hanhoudixiaolexiao:“zhaoniyouxieshi,nengjinqushuoma?”
xianzaishiguanggaoshijian,shexiangdoubuzai,xiangdaoganglaishihoutajiuxiangbangwobanxingli,haizongshigezhongzhaohuagenwoliao,genwocoujinhu,haishijinzaojiejuezheigemafanba。
我侧身让他进来了。
“说吧。”
takaishihaibuhaoyisi,houlaishuozheshuozheyejiufangkaile,xuxutaotaodishuodeliandouhongle。
dazhijiushitaerzixianghejiandaohezuoneibuxinju,dantaerzidezilihaibugou,haixuanjiubeishuale,xiangrangwoyinjianyinjian。
wotingdedouwuyule,zheishizilibugoudewentima,yanjidoumeiyouwoyoushenmebanfa。
shangyizhizenmezheimefeiwua,wodechulianjingranshizheimegewanyi,haizhenbuxiangchengren,zheinashiqianren,jianzhishirenshengwudian。
“xiaozhenga,niyezhidaoyizhiduoxihuanzuoyanyuan,nimenzhiqianhaodaiyeyouneimeyiduanguanxizai,nibangbangtaba。”
wochenmolexia,renbuzhushuodao:“tameigaosuninwomenshiweishenmefenkaima,tachuguiei,jiaotaliangzhichuana,ninkanwotoushanglvbulv,woyoubushidoum。”
dangchuwomenyigegaozhong,tagaoerjiuxiangwobiaobaile,danwoyixueyeweiyoujujueleta,dengdaogaokaowantayouyicibiaobaishiwodayingle。
kehaojingbuzhang,tafenshubugou,womenmeishangchengyigedaxue,dayishiouranyiciwofaxiantahelingyigenvshengliaosaokaifangjiuguoduanfenshoule。
shangmingliansaohong,yingzhetoupidao:“zheige,xiaoyiyijingzhidaocuole,tawushiwukebuzaihouhui,zhende,jiuzheiyici,nibangbangtaba,wosuiranzaiquanlizheimeduonian,danzaoyijingguoqile,duitadeshiyeyebangbuleshenme,ai。”
wokanzhezheigetoufayiyintoubaisi,zhouwenpitaijianshengdezhongniannanxing,yigehaizidebaba,xinliyeshuobuchushenmeziwei,tayinggaihewobachabuduonianjiba,queyaotianzhelaolianqiuwozheigehoubei。
wotankouqi:“qishininyeyinggaifangshourangtazijiquchuangdangle,nengbunenghuodoushitademing,chibuchidelezheiwanfanyeyaokantaziji。”
beijujue,tamianqiangweichizhexiaorong,kewoyouhuafengyizhuan:“danshizheici......”
shangmingjidongdiwozhuwodeshuangshou,dengdaizhewojiexialaidehua。
huameishuowan,louchuyuedaizherenguolaile:“jiejie,nihaolema,zaishoushishenmeya?doudengnile。”
weilefangzhifashengshenmeyiwaihuoshibeirenwuhui,woshikaizhemende,yushimenkouwuyangyangzhanzhelouchuyue、chenxingzhu、haiyouliangrendesheyingshi。
louchuyuedaizhule,zhanglezhangzui,hunbufutibanshuoleju:“wobushiguyide,wo,woxianzaijiuzou。”
shuozhejiuyaoguanmen,wofeibenguoqulazhu。
danmushangzhakaileguo:【**tamenzheishizaiganshenme?womeiyanhuaba。】
【jingbaoa,xinwentoutiaowodouxianghaole,jing!nvwanghongweihuobuxiweishenguoqixiexingshangming,zheibeihoudeyuanyinlingrenshensi。】
【shangmingdounengdangtadieleba,zheinvdeyexiadequzui?guoran,wanghongjiushiwanghong。】
【zheimekuaijiugoudashangle?xianzainvdezenmezheiyangle,zhenbuzhilianchi,haibutiao。】
wodashengdao:“shangqianbei,nilaijiefangshaiyebuyonglazhewodeshoukanxiaoguoba,buguojiranjiehaoleneiwomenjiuzouba。”
尚明尬笑着应了声。
buguodanmushanghaishiyouhenduomayan,yexutamenbushibuzhidaowuhui,zhishizhileyikanzijixiangkandaode,zhiyuzhenjia,yebushineimezhongyaole。
haoxiangwangluojiushiyigefawaizhidi,keyisiyixuanxie,bazijizaixianshilimianlindebugong,shoudaodeshanghai,chengshoudenuhuodoufaxiedaopingmuliyigezijidouburenshiderenshenshang,juedezijishizhuzaizheigeshijiedeshen。
bijing......fabuzezhongma,tamenxiang,wojikeyizhizhidiandian,haibuyongchengdanzeren,neiwojiuyaopen,jiuyaoshuchu,jiuyaonanietamen。
worourouetou,yulequanzheitiaolu,haizhenbushiyibanrennengzoude。
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dajiajujidaoyuanzizhongjianjihedihoudaoyanhaibuxuanbuchufa,louchuyuetaiqishouzhezhuciyandetaiyang,maiyuandao:“daoyan,haibuzouma?”
daoyanlianmangdao:“zaidengdengzaideng......eizheibushuocaocaocaocaodaoma。”
womenyixingqishuashuawangxiangwaimiandebaomuche,zhijianyigechuanzheshishang,ranzhehuangmaodenanrenzouguolai。
我愣住了,尚逸之?
shangmingxiaohehediyingguoqupailepaitadejianbang:“nixiaozi,zhongyulaile。”
shangminggendajiajieshaoleta,dajiasuiranburenshita,dantingdaotashishangmingdeerzi,yedouzuozhebiaomiangongfuhuanyingta。
shangyizhiyiyidiantoushiyi,daowodeshihouwobenxiangzhuangzuoburenshi,taquehenshudishuodao:“xiaozheng,haojiubujiana。”
womianshangxiaohehe,xinlimmp。
“hehe,haojiubujian。”
chenxingzhubenlaiwusuoweidizhanzhe,tingdaozheilizhanzhileshenzi,chongmanjiebeidikanzheshangyizhi。
tahaimeishuohua,louchuyuexianhaoqidao:“nihejiejierenshi?”
“不熟。”
“谈过。”
louchuyuedengdaleyanjing,buganzhixin,woyebuganzhixindikanxiangta。
haojiahuo,ganqingnilaizheierbaoliaolaile?
chenxingzhudengletayiyan,qigugudao:“he,daoyan,keyizouleba。”
budengdaoyanhuihua,tajiulazhewokuaibuwangqianzouqu。
fenglveguolianjiadeshihou,woyekandaolexunsugundongdedanmu:
【**,wojingdaile,zheijieshiheerzitanwanzaihelaozitanma?shangminghaiyoulaoponiba。】
【guiquanzhenluan,zheiyangderenjiemuzuyeganrangchumian,bupadaihuaixiaopengyou?xianzaishehuifengqijiushibeizheizhongrenbaihuaide。】
【bushi,zhiyouwokandaoguanzhengyidianyebuxianghezheigeshangyizhicheshangguanxima?mingmingshineinandeshangganzhe,zaishuolezheinandezhiqianyeshichawucirenba,tadieyeyizhidoushisanxian,xianzaigengshiburucongqianle,bangjinzhuyebuzhiyuzhaozheiyangderenba。】
【loushangwokanchulaile,niyeshijirenjiazuoxiaosanxiaoside,jinzhuzaibujiyeshijinzhu,erqieniyiweitabuxiangbangdajinzhuma,bangbushangbei,renjiakendingshiqiaobushangtaya。】
ai,wotanlekouqi,wangbaozhenkepa,chengzhe,jiezheredugengshangyicenglou;baizhe,tuiquanhuo......si!
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liugeren,jiemuzuzhijileliangliangche,chuqusijizhiwaimeiliangzuosanrenganghaogou。
chenxingzhubawolashangqizhongyiliang,zijiyezuolejinlai。
tazhuantoukanxiangwo,yanquanhonghongde,woyiweitashichicule,gangxiangjieshi,tagengyanzheshuo:“nijiaowangdedoushishenmelajiya,tadangnianchuguihaiyoulile?haiganshuonimentanguo!tashibushiteleyikandaorenmani?haoxiangdata!”
shengqidichuanzhecuqi,yuqiqueyouturandiluoxialai:“kewozhidaonibuxihuanzheiyang。”
queshi,wozhiqiandayingtadebiaobaishitichudediyidianjiushiyaoqingxuwending,meixiangdaotayizhijizhe,zheixienianyezuodehenhao,youshihouningyuanzijiduozheku,yebuzaiwomianqianfahuo。
ketayoubaozaoqilai:“buguotazhenqianda,fuziliangdoubushishahaodongxi。”
woganmangnaonaotadeshouzhangxinzhizhita,yongyanshenshiyitazheiliyoushexiangtou。
zheishiyourenqiaoleqiaochechuang,wodunlexia,jiangxiachechuang。
shangyizhiwenrundixiaozhe,kanqilaisiwenyouli:“wokeyihenimenzuoyiliangchema?”
woyelexia,nizhenyoulian。
zheihuawozhizaixinlishuoshuo,bijingnvhaizishuohenrongyibeirenmade,danzheijuhuaquezhenzaiwoerbianxiangqi:“nizhenyoulian!nibabizaineibianni,nigebabaonanbudequzhaota?”
shangyizhilianseyizhenqingyizhenhong,kanzhedanmushangdouzaimawomendehua,jiazhuangweiqudao:“nishuosheishibabaonan?womeireniba?”
chenxingzhuyidunshuchu:“a?yuanlainibushima,yigejiaosehaiyaorangnibaquqiuyigexiaobei,nibushibabaonan?e~neijiushinimeiyongshima?eeneiwodongle。”
ganggennishuo,nijiutuluchulaile,buguo,tuludehao。
“nidongshenmeledong?”shangyizhiqijibaihuaituokouerchu。
“dangranshidongnishigewunengyouchunbendejuyingge,zheidoutingbudonga,kejianzhenmeijiule。”chenxingzhuyaoyaotoukexidikanzheta。
【suoyi,shangmingtaerzishipituilesuoyicaibeifenshoulema?】
【haiyou,ganggangshangmingzaiguanzhengfangjianshizaiqiutajierziyigejiaose?】
【nimenhaizhenxina,guanzhengjiuyixiaowanghong,shangmingsuiranguoqilehaodaihaishigemingxinga,quqiuta?nimenqingxingdianba。】
【bushi,jiuwoyigerenjuedechenxingzhuheguanzhengbujiandanma?chenxingzhuzhidaoguanzhengneimeduoshi,erqiegangcaihaishilazhetayiqiguolaide,xianzaishoudoumeisongkaini。】
【e......woshizhuzifensi,suiranwohenxiangshuoxiaowanghongbielaizhanbian,danwogedeyanshenhaoxiangshushibutaiqingbai。】
shangyizhizuizhonghaishimeihewomenyiliangche,ershihuanchenglelouchuyueguolaile。
lushangchenxingzhuyibiantucaoshangyizhi,yibianyanleipadapadaxiangduanxiandezhuziwangxiadiao。
wodoutingdemamule,bishangyanjingxingchengjiroujiyijitadizhijin。
leishijinzhenshirebuqirebuqi。
louchuyueyeyilianshengwukelian,gangkaishihaixiqi,houlaijiurenbuzhurangtabizui:“chenxingzhunibiefanrenle!xianggecangyingyiyangjiaoderennaoguaziwengwengde。”
chenxingzhujingleyishun,rouruodikaozaiwojianbangshang:“jiejie,taqifuwo。”
louchuyuedengyuanleyanjing,kanqilaixiangyongyanshensharen,limianxiemanlelianggedazi:beibi。
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zheigexiawuguodehenjianao,shangyizhiyizhixiangzhaojihuihewotaojinhu,shangmingyepeiheta,erchenxingzhuhelouchuyuexiangwodezuoyouhufayiyangzudangzhetamendejingong。
zuihouworenwukerenbokaitamenliangge,kaimenjianshandao:“nidaodixiangzuoshenme?”
woshimeicuodeneige,meibiyaoduozhetayashibushi,rangtabiaobaiderenbushiwo,rangtachuguiderengengbushiwo,wojiufengeshouhaifenchucuolaile?
shangyizhiyanjingyiliangjiuyaolailawodeshou,beichenxingzhuyibadadiao,woyixiapaochuliangmiyuan,shuangshouhuanxiong,gentachangshange:“yaoshuoshenmejiushuo,biedongshoua,wo~hai~pa~”
shangyizhilianseyijiang,shanxiaolesheng,shayebushuole,zhuanshenzouhuizijidetanwei。
dengdaowanshangliudianshichabuduodoumaiwanle,womenyekaishifancheng。
luodishijiangjinbadian,dajiadouyilianpibei,kehaibunengxishu,daoyanbadajiajujidaoleketing,shuoshiyouweidarenwuyaolai。
dajiadoupoyouweici,keyoujingtouzaiyoubunengbiaoyandetaimingxian。
shangyizhihaixiangcoudaowoshenbianlai,beichenxingzhuyizhidengzhedingzaiyuandi。
louchuyueyijingtangzaiwotuishangshuizhele,woyemimihuhudiweibizheyanjing,xiangwomenglizhongdefusanghua、xiangrikui、xihongshi、bocai......haiyoumianqiandedazhangtui、heipixie,zaiwangshang,yuntangtuotiedexizhuang、yongyuanyansulengkudelianpang、fajiaogudingdedabeitou,zhei,zenmeyoudianyanshuni?
woyigejilingzuozhizhengkaiyanjing,dadadadage?
daoyanyingshangqu:“aiya,guanzonglaile?kuaikuaikuaizuo,jidajiajieshaoyixia,zheishiguanshijituandeguanzongguannanxiao。”
dajiazheishiyedouqingxingguolai,qiaoqiaodaliangzhezheigeyishoudapinqilai,nianjiqingqingjiuyueshengzibendenanren。
dantayeshiwodage,qinde,duiwohenhao,danjiushitaiyansule,tebieshichuangyezhihougengjiabanzheyizhanglian,yexushitianshengdexuemaiyazhi,womomingdejiuyoudianpata。
danhaimeidengwoliu,yourenquexianwoyibu:”daoyan,niyezhidaoaoyeduipifubuhao,woxianchele。”
是江汀。
kanzhetatongshoutongjiaolikaideshenyinghewogeyiweishenzhangzhuisuideyanshen,wohaoxiangzamochuyidianbutongxunchangdedongxi。
danwobuganbagua,momodangyigeanchun。
meixiangdaoshangyizhiquecoushangquqinredijiaodao:“dage?nilailezenmeyebushuoyishenga。”
tapituishiwogegongsihaimeizuodazuoqiang,tadangshibuxieyigu,yeshiwotaishanliang,meibafenshouyuanyingaosuchuchenxingzhuwaideqitaren,zhishimeixiangdaoshishangjingzhenyourucihouyan**zhiren。
shibushibierenbufahuojiudangbierenshishazia。
dajiabuqingchuqizhongyuanyou,kaishifenfenbajieta,shangmingmozheetoushangdehangaxiaozhe,yanjingaiqiudikanxiangwo。
keshi,rendeshanliangdoushiyouxiande。
wozoudaowogeshenbian,wanzhutadegebosajiao:“ge,nilaile。”
【zhei,zheishenmecaozuo?tashibushinagenandedoudecoushangqua,zhenfule,jiwomennvdediulian。】
【kao,juwosuozhiguanzonghenbujinnvse,shigeshiyepi,nikanguanzongyanshen,yihuierjiubazheinvderengchuqule。】
【bushi,nandaoyouzhiyouwofaxiantamenlianggeyigexingma,shuobudingshiqinxiongmeiei。】
【loushang,kannihaojicile,nibiezaineixiacaile,nishuodehuanixinma,nishibushichijunzile。】
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guannanxiaoyongtaneiherendeyanshenroulerouwodetoufa,liangliangkaikou:“wozaibulai,wodemeimeibudebeirentuomoxingziyandaotaipingyangqu?”
wosuolesuobozi,zhongrentaiduyoushiyigezhuanbian,liandanmudoukaqiaoleyishun。
shangyizhiganzhehuashuodao:“dagenifangxin,youwozaibuhuirangxiaozhengbeiqifude。”
guannanxiaoxianqiyanpi,liangbodituchujigezi:“nishi?”
shangyizhimangranleyishun,mianqiangchengzhexiao:“wo,woshixiaozhengdenan......”
“biexiashuo,bushu,haodeqianrenjiuyinggaixiangsileyiyang,erni,woderenshengwudian。”
guannanxiaoxiaolesheng,zhongyuzhengyankanta:“e,nijiushitaneigexialeyanpituigaisideqianrenya。”
xizhuanggelvdenanrenyoumozhexiabahuiyidao:“xiangqilaile,nishixianghejiandaohezuodanzijiyoumeibenshixiangzouhoumendeneige?”
“haiyou,nihaoxiangdazhewodeqihaozaizhongduoyanyuanmianqianchuibi?he,xiao......ng,pengyou,zuorenhaishidetatashishiya。”
yifanhuashuodeshangyizhimanliantonghongdidixiatou。
【cao,woweishajuedeneimeshuai,aaaaa,woyaofenshangtale。】
【kuiwozhiqianhaijuedeshangyizhishuaini,xianzaikanlai,bujiuyixiangchiruanfanhaimeichishangdechounanrenma。】
【loushangchidianhaodeba。】
【suoyi,wozheixiazhendongle,shangyizhiheguanzhengtanguo,zhidaoguanzongshiguanzhengdedage,guanzongfadahouzaizheizhuanghuiguo,xiangzouhoumenhuodeziyuan,kerenjiaguanzhengkanbushangtale。】
【loushang,woyedongle。】
【+10086】
guannanxiaojinwanzaizheierzhulexialai,danzhongrenxinsigeyi,zhudingshigebumianzhiye。
chenxingzhujusangdidichuizhetouxianggedagougouyiyanglaizhaowo。
tazheirenjianzhibiwodezhongzihaimingan,jingranyoubuxianggongkaile,shuoshipapeibushangwo。
wohaiweimeigaosutawodebeijingertanteni,tadaoxianfanshengqilaile。
wohaoxiaodao:“woshihenizaiyiqi,wodoubuzaihunidebeijingjiashi,niweishenmezheimezaiyiwode?nandaonishiweilewogecaihewozaiyiqide?”
tabatouyaodexiangbolanggu,wojiezhedao:“neibujiudele,erqieniyehenyouxiua,nizhiyaobuchupengwodedixian,buchuyiwai,wohuiyizhiaini。”
他感动得热泪盈眶。
wodeyidiyangqitou,xiaoyang,niyehenweijiezhemiba。
“neiniyoumeiyoushenmemanzhewodeya,rangwomenlianggedixiaodixiao?”
tayaotou,queturanzhongduan,youyouyuyudao:“jiangtingshiwobiaojie,buzhidaosuanbusuan。”
wolianseyijiang,zhuizhetadabianzhenggewuzi。
aaaaaa,zheiyiluwodoumeizhuyixingxianga。
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jiemuqitianhoujieshule,wohechenxingzhuyeguanxuanlelianqing。
dabufenrendoushizhufu,zhiyouxiaobufenrenhaizaizhuazheyixiebufengzhuoyingdeshiqingfanfushuo。
louchuyuezaiwomenguanxuanhoujiwofaleyidachuanxiaoxi,kusuwozenmeheneirenzaiyiqile。
kanqilaitashitingjinqulewodehua,keyebuzhiyuzheimetaoyanba,kanbuchuyidiancengjingxihuandeyingzi。
buguozaifafengleyiduanshijianhou,tajiujingchangyuewochuquwan、guangjie,woyefaxiantashigehenkeaidexiaonvhaier,weishouhuozheimeyigepengyouerkaixin。
buguoshangmingfuzidexiaoxidaoshimeiduoshaole,wangyoujibendoushizaimatamen,kelianleshangming,weileerzi,jingwanjiebubao。
zaiyanjiuqudeyigedatupohou,daoshijiwomenfanglejitianjia,chenxingzhubatonggaowanghoupai,peiwoqulehaibian。
womenyingzhexiyangmanbu,shouqianzheshou,xiaodekaihuai,xiangshiyifushuicaihua。
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【番外】
dasanshidaoshiliuleyigeshijianzuoyeshiquxuexiaodexiaocaiyuanzhongdongxi,wohexiaozuchengyuanhenyongxinditiaoxuanzhongzi、fantu、gaisuliaobomo,buguolinjinhanjia,tamendouhuijiale。
wojialidejin,zhoumojiuxiangqukankanshengzhangqingkuang。
zhengzaineilidunzhe,queturanyourenjicongcongdipaoguolaihaiyijiaonangwoshenshang,woliangshuangshuangdaodi,zhenghaodaozaiwodecaidishang。
woganmangzhanqilaikanpeng,bomolanle,mengdiniutoukanxiangneigeziyaliezuipaqilaidenansheng。
“你哪个院的?”
budengtashuohuawojiliyizhizhezijidehuoqi:“caiyuanlibunengpaobuzhidaoma,niwanyibasheiqimozuoye、biyelunwenjicaimeilezazheng?haiyou,wozheimedagerenzaizheinidoukanbuzhema。”
takanlekanmoshangdeyigedadong,mozhehounaoshaodaoqian:“duibuqia,womeikandao,woshigebixuexiaode,yourenzhuiwocaipaozheile。”
yourenzhui?buhuishihuairenba?
jianwohuaiyideyanshen,tawuhuile,deyiyangyangdao:“ai,neijige......yibangfensizhendetaimengle,nirenshiwoma,buhuiyeshiwodegemiba,weibiaoqianyiwokeyijiniqiangeming。”
神经病吧?
woyibiankanzhetayibianwanghoutui,zhidaodamenkouniutouxunsupaozou。
mamashuobunengheshazidaiyiqi,huichuanrande。
benyiweijiushiyigexiaochaqu,dandengwomaihaocailiaoqucaiyuanshiquekandaolewanhaoruchudebomo。
yiweishinagehaoxinrenbangwobuhaole,womeizaiguan。
houlaijiushifangjiayoukaixue,ouranyiciqucaiyuanshiquekandaozhangdeshuilinglingdecai,wohezuyuandoujingdaile。
meirenzhaoliaoyenengzhangzheimehao?
zheirangwoyiduyiweiwoyihouyouchulule,zhidao......
woxiakelushangzouzhe,yourenturanpaipaiwojianbang,qichuanyuyudao:“zongsuanzhaodaonile,caijinizhaogudebucuoba?xiaoyewoshibushihenlihai?”
wolengzhule,turanjuedetachoupideyangzizhenkeai。
congci,womendegushilakailexumu。
danghoulaiwowentaweishenmeyaobangwozhongcaishi,tashuo:“yexushinidangshilianhongdeyangzihenkeaiba,gexiangzhejuebunengrangtashiwangya,zenmeyang,dangshishibushijuedewoteshuai。”
haoba,haishiyirujiwangdezilian。
buguo,wohuiyizhidangnideguanzhong。
【完】
上综艺后,我身份瞒不住了