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dajiadouzhailexiemoguyecaihuilai,chenxingzhuneibianhaizaichitanglizhualeliangtiaoyu。

jingguozhuanjiajianding,tiaochuwududemoguhou,womenkaishifenpeigongzuo。

lianggenanxiexingshuozijibuhuizuofan,liuqudasaoweishengle。

jiangtingshenlegelanyao:“woyebuhui,rangchenxingzhuzuoba,woqujinimenzhunbeifanhoushuiguo。”

jiemuzuhaiyoudianliangxin,meiyoucai,danyougongyingchongzudeshuiguo。

zuihouzhishengxiawomensanrenmianmianxiangqu,chenxingzhudao:“wolaizuofanba。”

louchuyuejingyawen:“xingzhunihuizuofan?”

chenxingzhuqueshihuizuofan,zuodehaitinghaochi,xiangdangchuwomenzaiyiqijiushiyinweitabawozhongchulaidecaizuodetebiehaochi,wocaiduitayoulegehaolianse。

chenxingzhubianxiweiqunbianmanbujingxinnglesheng。

louchuyuexingfendao:“wozuofanyetinghaochide,wobangniba。”

budengtashuohua,wolvxiandao:“neiwobangnimendaxiashou,jinimenzezecaixixicai。”

ai,sheirangzanbuhuizuofanni,zaifenxiaqumeihuoganle,yaoshizuodengganfanbudebeiwangyoumasia。

chenxingzhutaiyankanwo,“chi”lesheng:“nikebiebacaijituluwanle,jiwoshengyicaigengzi。”

wowojinquantou,pixiaoroubuxiaodao:“buhuizuo,danwokendinghuirena,ninwanglewoxueshenmedema?”

这人嘴咋还那么欠。

【guanzhengshibeiduilema?hahahakantaliandoulvle。】

【chenxingzhubuhuishizhidaolegangcaideshizaiweilouloubaochouba?wokekekekeke,zheitangdouweizuilile,zhenqinglvjiushixiang。】

【haoqidaiyihuierwogehewosaozizuofandechangmiana,yaoshineigewanghongbuzaijiuhaole。】

【bushi,zhiyouwojuedechenxingzhuheguanzhengkanqilaigengshuma,tadoubuzalilouchuyueya。】

【duiloushang,zhiyounijuede,tamenlianggezhishinaobieniule,chenxingzhuguyide,xiangrangloulouchicuni。】

zhongwufanshizaiwaimiandecaodishangjiejuede,zheilifengjingyiren,fangyanwangqudapianlvyouyoude,yuanlichengshixuanxiao,shigefangsongxinqingdehaodifang。

tiantiandaizaishiyanshili,caidili,pengli,suiranyeyoulvse,danzongjuedeyayi,chulaiyitangdaoshitingshuhuanpibeide。

xiawuwushuihou,jiemuzudaiwomenqusenlinlirenmogu,rangwomenxiacizhaoshiwushikeyishunlidianshundaikepu。

woyibiangantandazirandeshenqi,yibianzixitingzhezhuanjiadehua,youbudongdejiuwen。

guolehuier,tarangwomenzijizaiyoutongshushangzhaozhaotongshujun。

dajiafensanlexie,chenxingzhubujinbumangenzaiwoshenhou,louchuyueyibuyiqugenzheta。

turan,louchuyuejiaoleshengjiuyaodaozaichenxingzhushenshang,chenxingzhulimacheguowodangzaizijishenbian。

xiayimiao,wenxiangruanyuruhuai,louchuyuexiusedao:“xingzhu,wo......”

taitoukandaowolimasongkai,tiaochubazhangyuan:“zenmeshini?”

?woshishei?wozaina?wogangyaozhaidaodejunni?

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woyihuowen:“nibushiweijiaolema?”

louchuyuelianseyibian,yaoyezheshenzidiedaoledishang,wuzhejiao:“duia,wodejiaohaotong,xingzhu......”

wozanshimeilita,chenxingzhugengshimeidong。

dengzaishushangbajunzizhaixialaihou,wokanxiangchenxingzhu,yongyanshenhetajiaoliu:nibeita?

chenxingzhudengdaleshuangyan:woshininanpengyou,nirangwobeibiedenvren?

wozhouzhoumei:neitazenmeban?

chenxingzhuzhuanzhuanyanzhuzi:woquzhaojiemuzu。

huangusizhoukandaochusheyingshiyiwaisihaobujianrenyingdejiemuzu,wotankouqi,balanzijiaojichenxingzhu,zoudaolouchuyuemianqian。

tajingkongtaitou:“ni,nixiangganshenme?”youxuanranyuqidikanxiangchenxingzhu,buguohaimeikaikoujiukaleqiao。

yinweiwobatabaoqilaile。

tahedeganmanghuanzhuwodebozi,simuxiangdui,haosiyoushenmehuohuazaipengzhuang。

【woqu,zhei,zheishenmecaozuo?】

【chenxingzhuyoumeiyoudiannanrendandanga,zijilaopodoububao?bishenmexianni。】

【wo,dengdeng,wo,wochengrenzhiqianduiguanzhengshengyindaledian,wobuguanle,woyaokebaihe。】

【guanzhengzheimeniudema,zhijiegongzhubao,haiyoujirou,aileaile。】

louchuyueyiyueerxiawuzhelianpaole。

wozhazhayan,daodiquemeiquea。

chenxingzhudenglewoyiyan,hengleyishengzoule,jibuhoujianwomeigenshang,niutouzhangyawuzhuadao:“haibuzouma,dengzhetianshangdiaoxiagelinmeimeirangniliaoni,denghuierxiaoxinyoushenmeshechulaimishile。”

danmushangyoushiyizhenfengyu:【wogejingranshizheizhongren?guaibudebujingchangshuohuani。】

【wohaiyiweizheigezoudegaolengrenshe,meixiangdaoshigedushe。】

【sihasihagengxihuanlezhongmepo?】

【neijiufenta!suoyijingjirenzhanggejingchangrangzhuzibizuideyuanyinzhaodaolehahahaha】

wochoulechouzuijiao,haohaohao,nimendoushilaiquanfendezhiyouwoshilaiaimade,guliwoshiba。

wo(juqidaquantou)......

“还不走?”

“欸来了。”

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haoburongyiaidaolewanshang,zhongyushougongkaishixiuxile。

wogangxiwanzaozhunbeifugemianmojiuyourenkaishiqiaomen。

zhihaofangxiashoulidedongxiqukaimen,gangyidakai,yigerenyingjiuliujinlaibaozhuwozhuanshenbawodizaimenshang。

wobeiheleyitiao,dingjingyikanshichenxingzhu,songlekouqituikaita:“ganmaya,dawanshangdenibierangrenfaxianle。”

tagenguolai,weiqubabadao:“mingmingshizhengjingnannvpengyou,gaodequexiangtouqingyiyang,nibuxiangwoma?yizhengtiandoubunengbaoni。”shuozheshuozhejidongqilai:“jintiannihaibaoneigenvdele!qishawoye。”

wozaijingziqianzuoxia,haoxiaodao:“yiqianjianbudaomianxiang,xianzairenjiuzaimianqiannihaixiang,zade,nihaixiangwushiwukebulouloubaobaoa?”

tapushangwodechuangputeng,fangunjiquan:“wojiuxiang,jiuxiang,nihaiburanggongkai,nikandaodanmushangdoushuoshenmema?tamenjingrankewoheneigelouchuyue,haimani,wozhenfule,tamenyoumeiyoudianyanlijianera。”

“ke。”wojinggaota:“jinyanshenxinga。”

xianzaisuiranmeiyoushexiangtoule,danrenyuanhunza,yedebimiangeqiangyouer。

tazouguolaicengcengwo:“wojiuneimenabuchushouma?womenyihoujiehunleshibushiyedemanzheya?wodoubunengguangmingzhengdabaonile。”

woyouyulexia,xiangzhezheiyangxiaquyebushigeshi,dayingdao:“hao,neijiemujieshuhouzaigongkaiba。”

xianzaijiemubochuzhiji,yaoshigongkailewangyoudanmubudetiantianshuaa,haiyouyiqilujiemuderenmuguangwoyeshoubule,jiemubowanlejiuyanbujianweijingle。

chenxingzhuhaixiangshuoshenmequanwo,queturanyishidaowoshuodeshenme,mengranzhuazhuwojianbang:“ni,nishuoshenme?”

zhengxiangrangtalengjingdian,tamengdibaoqiwozhuanquanquan:“hahahaha,wozhongyukeyigongkainile,yihoubierendouzhidaonishiyounanpengyoude,erqiehaishizheimeshuaidenanpengyouhahaha。”

ershifenzhonghou,zhongyubazheigezhanrenjingganzoule。

wogangyaotangjinbeiwoli,youyourenqiaomen。

wokaishizhuakuang,fengkuangroulintoufa,aaaaa,hairangburangrenshuile。

yiweihaishichenxingzhu,wodakaimenbunaidao:“haixiangshuoshenme?”

menwaiderenlengleleng,woyeganjinzhanzhishenzi,lvlvtoufa,chayidao:“chuyue......meimei?”

jintianxiawuquetuishijianhou,tajiuyizhiduozhewobugankanwo,buzhidaoxianzaizhaolaishishenmeshi。

talianjiahonghong,nachushenhoudedongxi:“jiejie,wojuedenishigehaoren,zheishiwojuedezuihaoyongdehufupin,songniyitao。”

a?wozheishi......beifahaorenkale?

woketaodishouxiale,liangrenchenmolehuier,wozhudongdao:“neige,niyaobuyaohuangerenxihuan?”

louchuyuemengditaitou,yanjingliangliangde,zuichunzhandoudao:“jiejieshi......shen,shenmeyisi?”

womomobizi:“jiushi,chenxingzhuzhendeyounvpengyou,erqieganqingtinghaode,nixihuantameijieguode。”

woyouyulexia,xiangzheyaobujiugaosutazhenxiangba。

“nibiebuxin,yinweitanvpengyou......”shiwo。

huameishuowan,louchuyuewuzhepengpengluantiaodexinzang,diuxiayiju“wozhidaole”jiupaozoule。

womengmengdikanzheheshangdedamen,wohaimeishuoninijiumingbaile?mingbaishenmele?

buguo,suanle,wotangshangchuang,mingbaijiuhaoge。

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diertiandajiachilezuowanzhaidejunzizuodezaofanhoujiukaishihuifangshoushi,jintianyaoquzhenzishangyongjunzihuanxieliangshi。

wohuifanghuanleshenjianbiandeyifu,zhengyaochuqushiyourenlaile。

kaimenhouwolenglexia,zhoumeidao:“nilaiganshenme?”

shangmingcuocuoshou,hanhoudixiaolexiao:“zhaoniyouxieshi,nengjinqushuoma?”

xianzaishiguanggaoshijian,shexiangdoubuzai,xiangdaoganglaishihoutajiuxiangbangwobanxingli,haizongshigezhongzhaohuagenwoliao,genwocoujinhu,haishijinzaojiejuezheigemafanba。

我侧身让他进来了。

“说吧。”

takaishihaibuhaoyisi,houlaishuozheshuozheyejiufangkaile,xuxutaotaodishuodeliandouhongle。

dazhijiushitaerzixianghejiandaohezuoneibuxinju,dantaerzidezilihaibugou,haixuanjiubeishuale,xiangrangwoyinjianyinjian。

wotingdedouwuyule,zheishizilibugoudewentima,yanjidoumeiyouwoyoushenmebanfa。

shangyizhizenmezheimefeiwua,wodechulianjingranshizheimegewanyi,haizhenbuxiangchengren,zheinashiqianren,jianzhishirenshengwudian。

“xiaozhenga,niyezhidaoyizhiduoxihuanzuoyanyuan,nimenzhiqianhaodaiyeyouneimeyiduanguanxizai,nibangbangtaba。”

wochenmolexia,renbuzhushuodao:“tameigaosuninwomenshiweishenmefenkaima,tachuguiei,jiaotaliangzhichuana,ninkanwotoushanglvbulv,woyoubushidoum。”

dangchuwomenyigegaozhong,tagaoerjiuxiangwobiaobaile,danwoyixueyeweiyoujujueleta,dengdaogaokaowantayouyicibiaobaishiwodayingle。

kehaojingbuzhang,tafenshubugou,womenmeishangchengyigedaxue,dayishiouranyiciwofaxiantahelingyigenvshengliaosaokaifangjiuguoduanfenshoule。

shangmingliansaohong,yingzhetoupidao:“zheige,xiaoyiyijingzhidaocuole,tawushiwukebuzaihouhui,zhende,jiuzheiyici,nibangbangtaba,wosuiranzaiquanlizheimeduonian,danzaoyijingguoqile,duitadeshiyeyebangbuleshenme,ai。”

wokanzhezheigetoufayiyintoubaisi,zhouwenpitaijianshengdezhongniannanxing,yigehaizidebaba,xinliyeshuobuchushenmeziwei,tayinggaihewobachabuduonianjiba,queyaotianzhelaolianqiuwozheigehoubei。

wotankouqi:“qishininyeyinggaifangshourangtazijiquchuangdangle,nengbunenghuodoushitademing,chibuchidelezheiwanfanyeyaokantaziji。”

beijujue,tamianqiangweichizhexiaorong,kewoyouhuafengyizhuan:“danshizheici......”

shangmingjidongdiwozhuwodeshuangshou,dengdaizhewojiexialaidehua。

huameishuowan,louchuyuedaizherenguolaile:“jiejie,nihaolema,zaishoushishenmeya?doudengnile。”

weilefangzhifashengshenmeyiwaihuoshibeirenwuhui,woshikaizhemende,yushimenkouwuyangyangzhanzhelouchuyue、chenxingzhu、haiyouliangrendesheyingshi。

louchuyuedaizhule,zhanglezhangzui,hunbufutibanshuoleju:“wobushiguyide,wo,woxianzaijiuzou。”

shuozhejiuyaoguanmen,wofeibenguoqulazhu。

danmushangzhakaileguo:【**tamenzheishizaiganshenme?womeiyanhuaba。】

【jingbaoa,xinwentoutiaowodouxianghaole,jing!nvwanghongweihuobuxiweishenguoqixiexingshangming,zheibeihoudeyuanyinlingrenshensi。】

【shangmingdounengdangtadieleba,zheinvdeyexiadequzui?guoran,wanghongjiushiwanghong。】

【zheimekuaijiugoudashangle?xianzainvdezenmezheiyangle,zhenbuzhilianchi,haibutiao。】

wodashengdao:“shangqianbei,nilaijiefangshaiyebuyonglazhewodeshoukanxiaoguoba,buguojiranjiehaoleneiwomenjiuzouba。”

尚明尬笑着应了声。

buguodanmushanghaishiyouhenduomayan,yexutamenbushibuzhidaowuhui,zhishizhileyikanzijixiangkandaode,zhiyuzhenjia,yebushineimezhongyaole。

haoxiangwangluojiushiyigefawaizhidi,keyisiyixuanxie,bazijizaixianshilimianlindebugong,shoudaodeshanghai,chengshoudenuhuodoufaxiedaopingmuliyigezijidouburenshiderenshenshang,juedezijishizhuzaizheigeshijiedeshen。

bijing......fabuzezhongma,tamenxiang,wojikeyizhizhidiandian,haibuyongchengdanzeren,neiwojiuyaopen,jiuyaoshuchu,jiuyaonanietamen。

worourouetou,yulequanzheitiaolu,haizhenbushiyibanrennengzoude。

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dajiajujidaoyuanzizhongjianjihedihoudaoyanhaibuxuanbuchufa,louchuyuetaiqishouzhezhuciyandetaiyang,maiyuandao:“daoyan,haibuzouma?”

daoyanlianmangdao:“zaidengdengzaideng......eizheibushuocaocaocaocaodaoma。”

womenyixingqishuashuawangxiangwaimiandebaomuche,zhijianyigechuanzheshishang,ranzhehuangmaodenanrenzouguolai。

我愣住了,尚逸之?

shangmingxiaohehediyingguoqupailepaitadejianbang:“nixiaozi,zhongyulaile。”

shangminggendajiajieshaoleta,dajiasuiranburenshita,dantingdaotashishangmingdeerzi,yedouzuozhebiaomiangongfuhuanyingta。

shangyizhiyiyidiantoushiyi,daowodeshihouwobenxiangzhuangzuoburenshi,taquehenshudishuodao:“xiaozheng,haojiubujiana。”

womianshangxiaohehe,xinlimmp。

“hehe,haojiubujian。”

chenxingzhubenlaiwusuoweidizhanzhe,tingdaozheilizhanzhileshenzi,chongmanjiebeidikanzheshangyizhi。

tahaimeishuohua,louchuyuexianhaoqidao:“nihejiejierenshi?”

“不熟。”

“谈过。”

louchuyuedengdaleyanjing,buganzhixin,woyebuganzhixindikanxiangta。

haojiahuo,ganqingnilaizheierbaoliaolaile?

chenxingzhudengletayiyan,qigugudao:“he,daoyan,keyizouleba。”

budengdaoyanhuihua,tajiulazhewokuaibuwangqianzouqu。

fenglveguolianjiadeshihou,woyekandaolexunsugundongdedanmu:

【**,wojingdaile,zheijieshiheerzitanwanzaihelaozitanma?shangminghaiyoulaoponiba。】

【guiquanzhenluan,zheiyangderenjiemuzuyeganrangchumian,bupadaihuaixiaopengyou?xianzaishehuifengqijiushibeizheizhongrenbaihuaide。】

【bushi,zhiyouwokandaoguanzhengyidianyebuxianghezheigeshangyizhicheshangguanxima?mingmingshineinandeshangganzhe,zaishuolezheinandezhiqianyeshichawucirenba,tadieyeyizhidoushisanxian,xianzaigengshiburucongqianle,bangjinzhuyebuzhiyuzhaozheiyangderenba。】

【loushangwokanchulaile,niyeshijirenjiazuoxiaosanxiaoside,jinzhuzaibujiyeshijinzhu,erqieniyiweitabuxiangbangdajinzhuma,bangbushangbei,renjiakendingshiqiaobushangtaya。】

ai,wotanlekouqi,wangbaozhenkepa,chengzhe,jiezheredugengshangyicenglou;baizhe,tuiquanhuo......si!

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liugeren,jiemuzuzhijileliangliangche,chuqusijizhiwaimeiliangzuosanrenganghaogou。

chenxingzhubawolashangqizhongyiliang,zijiyezuolejinlai。

tazhuantoukanxiangwo,yanquanhonghongde,woyiweitashichicule,gangxiangjieshi,tagengyanzheshuo:“nijiaowangdedoushishenmelajiya,tadangnianchuguihaiyoulile?haiganshuonimentanguo!tashibushiteleyikandaorenmani?haoxiangdata!”

shengqidichuanzhecuqi,yuqiqueyouturandiluoxialai:“kewozhidaonibuxihuanzheiyang。”

queshi,wozhiqiandayingtadebiaobaishitichudediyidianjiushiyaoqingxuwending,meixiangdaotayizhijizhe,zheixienianyezuodehenhao,youshihouningyuanzijiduozheku,yebuzaiwomianqianfahuo。

ketayoubaozaoqilai:“buguotazhenqianda,fuziliangdoubushishahaodongxi。”

woganmangnaonaotadeshouzhangxinzhizhita,yongyanshenshiyitazheiliyoushexiangtou。

zheishiyourenqiaoleqiaochechuang,wodunlexia,jiangxiachechuang。

shangyizhiwenrundixiaozhe,kanqilaisiwenyouli:“wokeyihenimenzuoyiliangchema?”

woyelexia,nizhenyoulian。

zheihuawozhizaixinlishuoshuo,bijingnvhaizishuohenrongyibeirenmade,danzheijuhuaquezhenzaiwoerbianxiangqi:“nizhenyoulian!nibabizaineibianni,nigebabaonanbudequzhaota?”

shangyizhilianseyizhenqingyizhenhong,kanzhedanmushangdouzaimawomendehua,jiazhuangweiqudao:“nishuosheishibabaonan?womeireniba?”

chenxingzhuyidunshuchu:“a?yuanlainibushima,yigejiaosehaiyaorangnibaquqiuyigexiaobei,nibushibabaonan?e~neijiushinimeiyongshima?eeneiwodongle。”

ganggennishuo,nijiutuluchulaile,buguo,tuludehao。

“nidongshenmeledong?”shangyizhiqijibaihuaituokouerchu。

“dangranshidongnishigewunengyouchunbendejuyingge,zheidoutingbudonga,kejianzhenmeijiule。”chenxingzhuyaoyaotoukexidikanzheta。

【suoyi,shangmingtaerzishipituilesuoyicaibeifenshoulema?】

【haiyou,ganggangshangmingzaiguanzhengfangjianshizaiqiutajierziyigejiaose?】

【nimenhaizhenxina,guanzhengjiuyixiaowanghong,shangmingsuiranguoqilehaodaihaishigemingxinga,quqiuta?nimenqingxingdianba。】

【bushi,jiuwoyigerenjuedechenxingzhuheguanzhengbujiandanma?chenxingzhuzhidaoguanzhengneimeduoshi,erqiegangcaihaishilazhetayiqiguolaide,xianzaishoudoumeisongkaini。】

【e......woshizhuzifensi,suiranwohenxiangshuoxiaowanghongbielaizhanbian,danwogedeyanshenhaoxiangshushibutaiqingbai。】

shangyizhizuizhonghaishimeihewomenyiliangche,ershihuanchenglelouchuyueguolaile。

lushangchenxingzhuyibiantucaoshangyizhi,yibianyanleipadapadaxiangduanxiandezhuziwangxiadiao。

wodoutingdemamule,bishangyanjingxingchengjiroujiyijitadizhijin。

leishijinzhenshirebuqirebuqi。

louchuyueyeyilianshengwukelian,gangkaishihaixiqi,houlaijiurenbuzhurangtabizui:“chenxingzhunibiefanrenle!xianggecangyingyiyangjiaoderennaoguaziwengwengde。”

chenxingzhujingleyishun,rouruodikaozaiwojianbangshang:“jiejie,taqifuwo。”

louchuyuedengyuanleyanjing,kanqilaixiangyongyanshensharen,limianxiemanlelianggedazi:beibi。

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zheigexiawuguodehenjianao,shangyizhiyizhixiangzhaojihuihewotaojinhu,shangmingyepeiheta,erchenxingzhuhelouchuyuexiangwodezuoyouhufayiyangzudangzhetamendejingong。

zuihouworenwukerenbokaitamenliangge,kaimenjianshandao:“nidaodixiangzuoshenme?”

woshimeicuodeneige,meibiyaoduozhetayashibushi,rangtabiaobaiderenbushiwo,rangtachuguiderengengbushiwo,wojiufengeshouhaifenchucuolaile?

shangyizhiyanjingyiliangjiuyaolailawodeshou,beichenxingzhuyibadadiao,woyixiapaochuliangmiyuan,shuangshouhuanxiong,gentachangshange:“yaoshuoshenmejiushuo,biedongshoua,wo~hai~pa~”

shangyizhilianseyijiang,shanxiaolesheng,shayebushuole,zhuanshenzouhuizijidetanwei。

dengdaowanshangliudianshichabuduodoumaiwanle,womenyekaishifancheng。

luodishijiangjinbadian,dajiadouyilianpibei,kehaibunengxishu,daoyanbadajiajujidaoleketing,shuoshiyouweidarenwuyaolai。

dajiadoupoyouweici,keyoujingtouzaiyoubunengbiaoyandetaimingxian。

shangyizhihaixiangcoudaowoshenbianlai,beichenxingzhuyizhidengzhedingzaiyuandi。

louchuyueyijingtangzaiwotuishangshuizhele,woyemimihuhudiweibizheyanjing,xiangwomenglizhongdefusanghua、xiangrikui、xihongshi、bocai......haiyoumianqiandedazhangtui、heipixie,zaiwangshang,yuntangtuotiedexizhuang、yongyuanyansulengkudelianpang、fajiaogudingdedabeitou,zhei,zenmeyoudianyanshuni?

woyigejilingzuozhizhengkaiyanjing,dadadadage?

daoyanyingshangqu:“aiya,guanzonglaile?kuaikuaikuaizuo,jidajiajieshaoyixia,zheishiguanshijituandeguanzongguannanxiao。”

dajiazheishiyedouqingxingguolai,qiaoqiaodaliangzhezheigeyishoudapinqilai,nianjiqingqingjiuyueshengzibendenanren。

dantayeshiwodage,qinde,duiwohenhao,danjiushitaiyansule,tebieshichuangyezhihougengjiabanzheyizhanglian,yexushitianshengdexuemaiyazhi,womomingdejiuyoudianpata。

danhaimeidengwoliu,yourenquexianwoyibu:”daoyan,niyezhidaoaoyeduipifubuhao,woxianchele。”

是江汀。

kanzhetatongshoutongjiaolikaideshenyinghewogeyiweishenzhangzhuisuideyanshen,wohaoxiangzamochuyidianbutongxunchangdedongxi。

danwobuganbagua,momodangyigeanchun。

meixiangdaoshangyizhiquecoushangquqinredijiaodao:“dage?nilailezenmeyebushuoyishenga。”

tapituishiwogegongsihaimeizuodazuoqiang,tadangshibuxieyigu,yeshiwotaishanliang,meibafenshouyuanyingaosuchuchenxingzhuwaideqitaren,zhishimeixiangdaoshishangjingzhenyourucihouyan**zhiren。

shibushibierenbufahuojiudangbierenshishazia。

dajiabuqingchuqizhongyuanyou,kaishifenfenbajieta,shangmingmozheetoushangdehangaxiaozhe,yanjingaiqiudikanxiangwo。

keshi,rendeshanliangdoushiyouxiande。

wozoudaowogeshenbian,wanzhutadegebosajiao:“ge,nilaile。”

【zhei,zheishenmecaozuo?tashibushinagenandedoudecoushangqua,zhenfule,jiwomennvdediulian。】

【kao,juwosuozhiguanzonghenbujinnvse,shigeshiyepi,nikanguanzongyanshen,yihuierjiubazheinvderengchuqule。】

【bushi,nandaoyouzhiyouwofaxiantamenlianggeyigexingma,shuobudingshiqinxiongmeiei。】

【loushang,kannihaojicile,nibiezaineixiacaile,nishuodehuanixinma,nishibushichijunzile。】

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guannanxiaoyongtaneiherendeyanshenroulerouwodetoufa,liangliangkaikou:“wozaibulai,wodemeimeibudebeirentuomoxingziyandaotaipingyangqu?”

wosuolesuobozi,zhongrentaiduyoushiyigezhuanbian,liandanmudoukaqiaoleyishun。

shangyizhiganzhehuashuodao:“dagenifangxin,youwozaibuhuirangxiaozhengbeiqifude。”

guannanxiaoxianqiyanpi,liangbodituchujigezi:“nishi?”

shangyizhimangranleyishun,mianqiangchengzhexiao:“wo,woshixiaozhengdenan......”

“biexiashuo,bushu,haodeqianrenjiuyinggaixiangsileyiyang,erni,woderenshengwudian。”

guannanxiaoxiaolesheng,zhongyuzhengyankanta:“e,nijiushitaneigexialeyanpituigaisideqianrenya。”

xizhuanggelvdenanrenyoumozhexiabahuiyidao:“xiangqilaile,nishixianghejiandaohezuodanzijiyoumeibenshixiangzouhoumendeneige?”

“haiyou,nihaoxiangdazhewodeqihaozaizhongduoyanyuanmianqianchuibi?he,xiao......ng,pengyou,zuorenhaishidetatashishiya。”

yifanhuashuodeshangyizhimanliantonghongdidixiatou。

【cao,woweishajuedeneimeshuai,aaaaa,woyaofenshangtale。】

【kuiwozhiqianhaijuedeshangyizhishuaini,xianzaikanlai,bujiuyixiangchiruanfanhaimeichishangdechounanrenma。】

【loushangchidianhaodeba。】

【suoyi,wozheixiazhendongle,shangyizhiheguanzhengtanguo,zhidaoguanzongshiguanzhengdedage,guanzongfadahouzaizheizhuanghuiguo,xiangzouhoumenhuodeziyuan,kerenjiaguanzhengkanbushangtale。】

【loushang,woyedongle。】

【+10086】

guannanxiaojinwanzaizheierzhulexialai,danzhongrenxinsigeyi,zhudingshigebumianzhiye。

chenxingzhujusangdidichuizhetouxianggedagougouyiyanglaizhaowo。

tazheirenjianzhibiwodezhongzihaimingan,jingranyoubuxianggongkaile,shuoshipapeibushangwo。

wohaiweimeigaosutawodebeijingertanteni,tadaoxianfanshengqilaile。

wohaoxiaodao:“woshihenizaiyiqi,wodoubuzaihunidebeijingjiashi,niweishenmezheimezaiyiwode?nandaonishiweilewogecaihewozaiyiqide?”

tabatouyaodexiangbolanggu,wojiezhedao:“neibujiudele,erqieniyehenyouxiua,nizhiyaobuchupengwodedixian,buchuyiwai,wohuiyizhiaini。”

他感动得热泪盈眶。

wodeyidiyangqitou,xiaoyang,niyehenweijiezhemiba。

“neiniyoumeiyoushenmemanzhewodeya,rangwomenlianggedixiaodixiao?”

tayaotou,queturanzhongduan,youyouyuyudao:“jiangtingshiwobiaojie,buzhidaosuanbusuan。”

wolianseyijiang,zhuizhetadabianzhenggewuzi。

aaaaaa,zheiyiluwodoumeizhuyixingxianga。

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jiemuqitianhoujieshule,wohechenxingzhuyeguanxuanlelianqing。

dabufenrendoushizhufu,zhiyouxiaobufenrenhaizaizhuazheyixiebufengzhuoyingdeshiqingfanfushuo。

louchuyuezaiwomenguanxuanhoujiwofaleyidachuanxiaoxi,kusuwozenmeheneirenzaiyiqile。

kanqilaitashitingjinqulewodehua,keyebuzhiyuzheimetaoyanba,kanbuchuyidiancengjingxihuandeyingzi。

buguozaifafengleyiduanshijianhou,tajiujingchangyuewochuquwan、guangjie,woyefaxiantashigehenkeaidexiaonvhaier,weishouhuozheimeyigepengyouerkaixin。

buguoshangmingfuzidexiaoxidaoshimeiduoshaole,wangyoujibendoushizaimatamen,kelianleshangming,weileerzi,jingwanjiebubao。

zaiyanjiuqudeyigedatupohou,daoshijiwomenfanglejitianjia,chenxingzhubatonggaowanghoupai,peiwoqulehaibian。

womenyingzhexiyangmanbu,shouqianzheshou,xiaodekaihuai,xiangshiyifushuicaihua。

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【番外】

dasanshidaoshiliuleyigeshijianzuoyeshiquxuexiaodexiaocaiyuanzhongdongxi,wohexiaozuchengyuanhenyongxinditiaoxuanzhongzi、fantu、gaisuliaobomo,buguolinjinhanjia,tamendouhuijiale。

wojialidejin,zhoumojiuxiangqukankanshengzhangqingkuang。

zhengzaineilidunzhe,queturanyourenjicongcongdipaoguolaihaiyijiaonangwoshenshang,woliangshuangshuangdaodi,zhenghaodaozaiwodecaidishang。

woganmangzhanqilaikanpeng,bomolanle,mengdiniutoukanxiangneigeziyaliezuipaqilaidenansheng。

“你哪个院的?”

budengtashuohuawojiliyizhizhezijidehuoqi:“caiyuanlibunengpaobuzhidaoma,niwanyibasheiqimozuoye、biyelunwenjicaimeilezazheng?haiyou,wozheimedagerenzaizheinidoukanbuzhema。”

takanlekanmoshangdeyigedadong,mozhehounaoshaodaoqian:“duibuqia,womeikandao,woshigebixuexiaode,yourenzhuiwocaipaozheile。”

yourenzhui?buhuishihuairenba?

jianwohuaiyideyanshen,tawuhuile,deyiyangyangdao:“ai,neijige......yibangfensizhendetaimengle,nirenshiwoma,buhuiyeshiwodegemiba,weibiaoqianyiwokeyijiniqiangeming。”

神经病吧?

woyibiankanzhetayibianwanghoutui,zhidaodamenkouniutouxunsupaozou。

mamashuobunengheshazidaiyiqi,huichuanrande。

benyiweijiushiyigexiaochaqu,dandengwomaihaocailiaoqucaiyuanshiquekandaolewanhaoruchudebomo。

yiweishinagehaoxinrenbangwobuhaole,womeizaiguan。

houlaijiushifangjiayoukaixue,ouranyiciqucaiyuanshiquekandaozhangdeshuilinglingdecai,wohezuyuandoujingdaile。

meirenzhaoliaoyenengzhangzheimehao?

zheirangwoyiduyiweiwoyihouyouchulule,zhidao......

woxiakelushangzouzhe,yourenturanpaipaiwojianbang,qichuanyuyudao:“zongsuanzhaodaonile,caijinizhaogudebucuoba?xiaoyewoshibushihenlihai?”

wolengzhule,turanjuedetachoupideyangzizhenkeai。

congci,womendegushilakailexumu。

danghoulaiwowentaweishenmeyaobangwozhongcaishi,tashuo:“yexushinidangshilianhongdeyangzihenkeaiba,gexiangzhejuebunengrangtashiwangya,zenmeyang,dangshishibushijuedewoteshuai。”

haoba,haishiyirujiwangdezilian。

buguo,wohuiyizhidangnideguanzhong。

【完】