《上综艺后,我身份瞒不住了》 小说介绍
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《上综艺后,我身份瞒不住了》 第一章 免费试读
nishitanvpengyou?neiwoshishei?
zongyikaiboqian,danghonggeshouchenxingzhuyuqilianrenchaojiabeipai,yisibuhe。
jiemushang,xinjinxiaohuaxiuseweixiao,wunaidaozuijinnanpengyouzhenghetashuaxingzinaobieniu。
zhengzhitamenjubochuzhiji,wangyouzhihukedaole。
woquemaochuleyiwen,nimenshinannvpengyou?
那我是谁?
1
woshigeyanerxuesheng,yinzuijinshiyanzijinjinzhang,xuexiaojieleyidangzongyijiemu。
tiaolaitiaoquxuanbuchurenxuan,daoshiyipaidatui:“zanbushiyougexiaowanghongma?”
yushi,wobeihuyouqule。
zheishidangyouguanyuzhiwuhezirandemanzong,hewodezhuanyeyeyouxiexiangguan,wosonglekouqi。
linzhexinglixiangdaoshi,yijingdaolesangeren,woganmangdazhaohu。
douguaidaoshilindaobochulecaigaosuwo,huanglihuangzhangshoushidongxicaimeichidao。
zheigezongyiyigongyouliuren,lianggenanxiexing,yigelaoxigunvyanyuan,danghonggeshouchenxingzhu,haiyouxinjinxiaohualouchuyue,waijiayigezhizaimouyinshangyoushijiwanfensidewo。
neihaishiworuxueshibangxuexiaoluleyigekepushipin,meixiangdaohuole,zhihoujiushibushifayixiekepu,meixiangdaodaoxianzaiyeyoushijiwanfensile。
lianggenanxiexingshuolejijuchakedahundehua,nvyanyuanjiangtingduiwodianlediantou。
wozhengyaolazhexinglixiangshangqushi,lingwailianggerenyelaile。
louchuyueyigaiwangrichunjiedemolihuaxingxiang,jintianchuanleyishenhei,haidaileheisekouzhaohemaozi,wojuedeyouxieyanshu,guoranxiayimiao,wangyoujiujichuledaan。
zongyishicaiyongzhibodexingshi,zaifangzidesizhouzhuanglejigedapingmu,shishibofangzhewomendeyijuyidong,haixianshilewangyoudepinglun。
【woqu,louchuyuezheishenyoudianyanshua。】
【zheibushiqianjitianbeipaidaohechenxingzhuzaiyiqilacheneinvdema?yuanlaishilouchuyue?】
【maye,louloudexinjuhaishichenxingzhuchangdezhutiquni,erqiegangcaishiyiqilaidema,tamenbuhui......】
【junnanjingnv,woxiankeweijingle。】
woxiangqilaile,qianxierizizuoshiyantaimang,meikongdalichenxingzhu,haoburongyichouchudianshijianjianmian,tahaihewoshuaxingzi,wolata,tajiuniuguotou,wunaizhinengmailegenbangbangtangcaixiaoletademenqi。
tabijingshigegexingle,woneitianjiujizijichuanleyishenhei,wudeyanyanshishicaiqujianta,zheiyangjiusuanbeipaidaoleyerenbuchulaiwoshishei。
meixiangdaohaizhenbeipaile,buguoyequeshimeirenchuwo,yishijianbuzhigaikuhaishigaixiao。
jirenhanxuanlejijuhou,nvyanyuanjiangtingdao:“waimianzheimeshai,womenxianjinquba。”
wodiandiantou,zhengyaolinqixinglixiang,quetujueshouliyiqing。
chenxingzhuyijinglinzhelianggexinglixiangdatabuwangqianzoule。
louchuyuegangshuochude“xingzhu”yezailezuili。
changmianyiduganga,nanxiexingshangminghahaxiaosheng,huanjieqifen:“buzhiwoyoumeiyouzheigerongxing,weiwomenchunjieruyudelougongzhubanxinglini?”
zheipartsuanshiguoqule。
woxinlitucaochenxingzhu,shuohaodebubaoluguanxini,qiangshenmexingli。
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yinweishiguanyuzirandezhuti,suoyizhongwuwomenyaozijichuquzhaochide,weilechenjinshitiyan,jiemuzubashoujiyedaizoule。
buguozheiduiwolaishuosuanshirichang,woxuedeyuanyi,benlaijiujingchanghezhiwuhuahuidajiaodao,yemeijuedeyoushenmenanshou。
lianggenanxiexingyehenshuangkuaijiaole,nvyanyuanbijiaoyangsheng,minlekourecha,suishoubashoujifangdaolejiemuzudelanzili,chenxingzhuyemeishuoshenme,daoshilouchuyueyouxielianlianbushedikanzhezijideshouji,xiangshizhixiaomaoyiyang。
【loulouhaokeai,baozou。】
【qie,bujiujiaoyishoujiyemeijianbierenxiangtaneimenanshou,jiaxingxing。】
【loushangnishigeheifenba,xiandaishehuisheilidekaishoujiya,yaoshiwowoyebushedejiaoa。】
【jiushijiushi,wonvexihuanwangshangchonglangbuxinga。】
louchuyuepiejianlepingmu,jibukechadigoulegouzuijiao,zhongyufangkaishouzuodaoleditanshang。
jintianshilaidediyitian,haizao,dajiajiuxianliaoliaotianlajinxieguanxizaiquzhaochide。
nanxiexingshengtingdaqudao:“womenchunjiedemolihuazenmekaishizhuanbianfenggele,buguozheiyishenheiqueshiyetingkudeha。”
louchuyuexiusedixiaolexiao,toutoupiaoleyanchenxingzhu:“qianjitianmourenhewonaobieniu,wochuanlezheishen,wojiuxiangzhezenmezaibatahonghuilai。”
?zheiliangzheyoushenmeguanxi?
shangmingyexiaoxiao,yanzhuzizaitahechenxingzhushenshangzhuanzhuan,diaokandao:“neigerenyidingduinihenzhongyaoba?shinanpengyouma?”
louchuyue“ke”lesheng,jiandingdao:“shihenzhongyao。”danmeishuoshibushinanpengyou。
kezaichangdedoushirenjing,zenmehuikanbuchulaitazhideshei。
zheishichenxingzhubohaolejuzi,xiangdidaowozuibian,wodachiyijingwanghoutui,tashoudunledun,qichongchongdao:“chibuchi?”
wopielexiazhongren,gangadixiaoxiao,xiaoxindijieguolai,daoleshengxie。
【woqu,gangkebudaoyimiao,chenxingzhuzenmehuishia。】
【gangganglouloushuodejiushichenxingzhuba?shiba?ba?chenxingzhuzenmeduilaopode!qisi。】
【ge,gebiezheiyang,nizheiyangzhuibudaolaopode![ku]】
【meikanloulouliandoubailema,naoshenmebieniulekuaidianjieshiqingchuba,caigangrukengbiebele。】
【neigeguanzheng,jiuyixiaowanghongyoumeiyoudianyanlijiana,biedanwuwogewojietanlianai。】
yikoudaguocongtianerjiang,wozhenshi。
louchuyuecangbaidelianxiaolexiao,anranshenshangdao:“ketaxianzaihaoxiangduiwohenshengqi,dajiayoumeiyoushenmebanfanengrangtahewohehaoa。”
shengtingheshangmingfenfenchuzhuyi,liannvyanyuanjiangtingdoukaikoushuohuale:“neidekanshishenmeyuanyincaihenishengqile。”
louchuyuekaleqiao,zhangzhangzuishuo:“zhei,zheige......”
chenxingzhuturanzhanqilaidao:“kuaizhongwule,womenquzhaodianchideba,huilaihaidezuofan。”
kanqilaishitajilouchuyuejielewei,shijishangzhishiwozaijingtoukanbudaodedifanggentashuo:zaoshangmeichifan,ele。”
buguowangyoubuzhidao,fenfenbiaoshikedaole。
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womenliugerenfenchenglesanzu,chouqianjueding,erwojingranhelouchuyuefendaoleyizu。
lianggenanxiexingyizu,jiangtinghechenxingzhuyizu。
louchuyuezhudongnaqilanzi,tiantiandao:“nihaoa,niyinggaibiwodaba,neiwojiujiaonijiejiele,jiejie,womenzouba。”
chenxingzhumusongzhewomendebeiying,louchuyueturanzhuanshenhuilehuishou,canlandixiaole。
jiangtingqiaolechenxingzhunaoqiaoyixia:“xiaozibiekanle,zoule。”
【sheidonga,youkedaole,chenxingzhushiwangqishima?】
【zheinashinaobieniua,xiaoqinglvenaidebaxibale。】
【jiangjieqiaoneiyibanlihaogaoxiaoa,sheidongwodexiaodian,wojieyijiushiyangshengxingzhishuangbaozaorenshe】
【wuwuwu,womenxingyuecpzenmemeifendaoyiqi,jiemuzuhuibuhuibanshia,haiyouzheigeguanzheng,youmeiyouyanse,sheixiangkantaa,yebuzhidaozenmehunjinzheigejiemude。】
wohelouchuyuezoudaoyikeshuxiacaimogu,taturanzhaixiamaishuodao:“guanzheng,nihechenxingzhurenshima?”
wonabuzhuntashenmeyisi,zhishuolejuzenmele,yanshenmeicongmogushanglikai,zixitiaoxuanzhewudumogu。
tayongyizhongzhizaibidedeyuqishuodao:“tashiwode,ruguokeyi,woxiwangnizaizhihoukeyibangwo。”
woyouxieyihuole,nandaolouchuyuezhiqianshuodeduitahenzhongyaoderenqueshishichenxingzhu?jintiandezhuangbanyeshiguyide?
keshiweishenmeni?yaohetachaocp?
suiranchenxingzhuqueshishuai,jianmeixingmu,zhangzhangdejiemao,jiantingdebizi,baixidepifu,dandantaohongsedezuichun,zuoerhaishanzheyikexuanmuguangliangdezuanshierding,zaiyangguangshuaiqizhongyoujiaruleyisibuji。
danyemeiyoudaorenjianrenaidedibua,yulequanbitashuaideduoleba。
wobudongshengsedao:“wotingshuo,tayounvpengyou。”
wodasanhetazaiyiqi,daoxianzaisinian,liangnianqiantachulediyitaozhuanji,xunsubaohuo,wodangshiwangluoshangneitiaoshipinyehuoleqilai,yinbuxiangbeirendaraodaoshenghuo,wotichubuxianggongkai,buguoshishangmeiyoubutoufengdeqiang,jiusuanwomenzaizenmexiaoxin,wangyouyedouzhidaoletayougenvpengyou,buguobuzhidaoshishei。
louchuyuemouzishanleshan,coujinwoqiaoshengdao:“wojiushitanvpengyou。”
wojingyidichouxiangta,nishitanvpengyou,neiwoshishei?
tayiweiwobuxin,zhejidao:“zhende,jiushiqianjitianwomenchaojiadezhaopiannikandaoleba,taneishiyinweiwopaiqinmixichiculehewonaobieniuni,niyaoshibangwomenhehaole,nixiangyaoduoshaoxizibiwodoujini。”
e......dakebubi?
youshihoukaolvyixiazijideyuanyinhaoba,zheimeduonianlezenmemeizaiyiqi?youmeiyounuli?guanxizameizengjin?
jianwobushuohua,tahenglesheng,buzailiwo,shenshoujiuyaozhuayigehuohongsedemogu。
woganmanglanzhuta,zhuazhutadeshouwan,yansudao:“zheishihuoyanrong,xingzhuangxianglajiao,yexiangshouzhihuowaishehuoyan,duxingshifenjulie,jinchumojiukenenghuidaozhipifukuilan,wushihenkenenghuizhongdushenwang。”
louchuyueyeyouxiehoupa,shentiyijiang,yanlixumanleleishui,kanqilaichuchukeliande。
woxinliyiruan,songkaileshou,taquerouzheshouwan,weiqudikanwo:“jiejie,nizhuatengwole。”
【nveshouwandouhongle,zheinvdexiangganmaya?】
【renjiamingmingshizaijiulouchuyuea,nimenjiafensizhenbadao,jiuyinggairangtapifukuilancaixingshiba?】
【jiurenfangfaneimeduo,tazenmejiuyongneimedaliqi,haibushijiduwomenloulou?】
【nvebieku,bieweiqu,huiqurangnvxujinibaochou。】
woxinliduleyikouqibushangbuxia,louchuyuekandaodanmushangdepinglunquexiaole,qiaoqiaoduiwoshuo:“nikan,zheijiushibubangwodexiachang。”
上综艺后,我身份瞒不住了