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“xingle,shihouyebuzaole,nilianggenzhewoyemangyitianle,zaodianhuiquba!”xiaowangpangzi,chaozijideliangmingxiaoxiongdibailebaishou。
“xingle,neiwanggewomenxianhuiqule!”
“huiqubahuiquba!mingtianwandianguolai,meishier!”
xiaowangpangzishuowan,youlouzhetianyudejianbangdao:“yuge,zangeliangzaizhengdianer?”
“行啊!”
tianyuxiangyemeixiangdeyikouyinglexialai。
bangexiaoshihou,liangrenzuozaileyichuguonianhaijianchiyingyedeshaokaotanshang,yikuaier“yongchuangtianya”…
“咣当!”
bolipingziyipeng,liangrenyiyangbo“gulugulu”hexiadu。
xiangbiyuyechangliqianbeibuzuidejiajiu,haishishaokaotancaigouwei。
“lai,yuge,jinerxiexienile,zanzaizouyige!”
tianyucaigangfangxiajiuping,xiaowangpangziyoukaileyipingjuleqilai。
tianyuyebuyiyouta,bijingxiaowangpangzihetakeweishiyikuaierchuankaidangkudejiaoqing。
“lai,yugezaizhengyige!”
“yuge,jiezhezhengyige……”
“……”
budaobanxiaoshi,liangrenduilekuaiyixiangxuehua,tianyuzhongyurenbuzhule。
“pangzi,nishibushiyoushaxinshia?”
xiaowangpangziyitaitou,hedeliangyanzhuzitonghongdefanwendao:“yuge,nihaijideqixuema?”
“dangranla!nizhiqianbuhaishuoqixuenanpengyouyaoziyaoshibuhao,weiletadexingfu,nidouyuanyigexialaijitananpengyoububuma?”
tianyuyemeiduoxiangdedoulejumenzi。
shuoqilaitaxiongdipangziyesuanshitiaozishentiangoule,qibanianjingjingyeye,renjiaqixuenanpengyouhuanleyichayouyicha,taliangebeitaidezigedoumeihunshang…
qixue,naishildshiyucengjiabinglieshuyishuerjiazuqijiadexiaonver。
xiangtazheizhongqingkuang,buguanzhiqianwandeduofeng,neizuihoudouhennanbaituojiazulianyinzheiyitiao。
huaxiaqiannianlaiyizhixinfengdemendanghudui,shihennanbaituode,jiusuanshiqiangxingjiehe,daduoyebuhuiyoushenmehaojieguo。
guanyuzheiyidian,tianyuqishizaodouyijinggenpangzishuoguole,naiherenjiayongqingtaishen,buyuansashouni。
“dui,tayaojiehunle!duixiangshizanxiangshengyigeganyulexingyededagongzi!”
xiaowangpangzideyuqizhongtouzheyigubeiliang。
“a!”tianyuruoyousuosididianlediantoudao:“zheishirenjiaburangnitianle?”
“dui,taburangwojitafaxinxile,shuowoyaoshizaifa,yingxiangdaotamenfuqizhijiandeganqing,tajiupairendaduanwodegoutui!”
“zheijiuguofenleba?zheimeduonianjiusuanmeiganqing,neiyebuzhiyuzheimejueqinga!”tianyuyeweipangzibaobuping。
“dui!woyeshizheimexiangde,zaiyechaozhiqianwohaijitafalexinxi,wojiubuxintanengdaduanwodetui!”
“xiaozi,nijiushiwangweiba?wolaile,neinixianzaixinlema?”
buzhidaoheshi,tianyusuozaideshaokaotanpangbianjiutingleyiliangheisedefengtianaierfa。
yimingtizhebancuntoudesanjiaoyan,zhengjugaolinxiadikanzhexiaowangpangzi。
sanjiaoyanshenhouhaigenzhesiwuweibangdayaoyuandezhuanghan,tamendeshenshangdouchuanzhetongyideheixizhuang,yikanjiubuxiangshancha。
“laia!wojiuzuozaizheier,youbenshiernidaduanwodetuia!”
yaoshifangzaipingshi,yixiangjinxiaoshenweidexiaowangpangzi,kendingbuganduizhemianqianzheizhongshehuirendabandesanjiaoyandahandajiao。
danzaiqingchangshiyihejiujingdeshuangzhong**xia,laoshirentongyangyebaofachuletadexuexing。
“去拿家伙!”
sanjiaoyanhuayujianjiedixiangshenhouderen,fenfudao。
tianyufangxiashoulidezhuqian,pieleyiyansanjiaoyandao:“zadi,niyousharenxukezhenga?”
jiantianyubiaoxiandefengqingyundan,zaishehuishangmopagundaduoniandesanjiaoyan,yezaixinlixiayishidirenweiqianzhe,bushishenmejiandanjiaose。
“gemen,qijiadeshierwoquannishaoguan。”sanjiaoyannahuadianletianyuyixia。
zheiyesuanshitamenzheileirendechangyongjiliang,zijihehubuzhuren,jiukaishibankaoshanchulaile。
“qijia?”tianyumianseruchangdao:“buguannishiqijiahaishizhengjia,niyaodongwotianyudexiongdi,wojiuguandingle!”
tianyudaxiaozaiyuetangzheiyipianjiushihaiziwang,neishihoufengmibolanjiehaonangedeshihou,tahepangzihaiyouqitaxiaohuobanjuyikuaieryemeishaogenrendazhang。
yejiushihoulaisuizhenianjidezengzhang,renyezaibuduanchengzhang,jiuhenshaojiechuzheifangmiandeshierle。
zaijiashangyouchuqudulejinianshu,yaoburan,tianyuyizhigejiadaizhedehua,gumozhexianzaiyesuanshigezishen“laopao”。
shizhongbenzheyige“annengcuimeizheyaoshiquangui,shiwobudekaixinyan”sixiangdetianyuyecongmeixiangguozoushitu,suoyiduiqijia,yemeishabihui。
genghekuang,xianzaitianyuyesuanshiyouxitongbangshenderenle,gengjiabuhuibeiyigexiaoxiaodedijishisuoweijiazujihezhu。
“gemen,nizheihuawoshibushikeyidangzuoduiwomenqijiadeyizhongtiaoxin?”sanjiaoyanshuangyanweimi,dingzhetianyu。
“yaoshijiunizheizhongxiasanlanyenengdaibiaoqijia,neiwojuedetiaoxinyemeishaa?”
tianyuweiweihanshou,yuqiduishi,qishisihaoburuo。
“xing,gemen,woqisanjizhunile,youjihuiwoyidingshangmentaojiao。”
lvcibanchuqijia,jieguorangduifangyigemobuqinglushuderenbaliandade**ladeteng,sanjiaoyanqisanzuihouyezhidexuanzelezanbifengmang。
bijingantajiaxiaojiedeyisi,tajintianguolaishiweilehehuhehuwangwei,bingmeixiangguozhenyaogaochushenmeshierlai。
zuoweiyigehegedexiashu,yinggaishitilaobanpaiyoujienan,erbushizengjiamafande。
“haoa!wojiaotianyu,jiuzhuzaiyuetang,nisuishilai,wosuishijiedaini!”
qijiaderenlaidekuai,qudetongyangyekuai,shenzhikuaidaolexiaowangpangzidouhaimeiyoulejiedaoduifangdelaiyi…
qijiarenzouhou,xiaowangpangzidizhegenaodai,youxiebaoqiandeshuodao:“yuge,woyoujinitianmafanle…”
“zanliangzheiguanxi,youshamafanbumafande?taqijiashizoushitudeyaolianmian,hainengguangtianhuarishalewoa?”
tianyuwanquanmeidanghuishierdebailebaishou。
“yuge,nishuowoshibushizhendehenmeiyonga…”
tianyuniuguotoukanxiangpangzi,yuqizhengzhongdehuidao:“pangzi,renxingbuxingbushikaozuishuode。lingwai,yaoshiliannidoujuedezijibuxing,neikendingmeijiule!”
“keshiwo……”pangziyuyanyouzhi。
“luhaizhang,niyebuzhidaoyihousheijinidangxinniang!zhenzuoqilai,shuobudingnatiannizhanqilaile,haidexiexiezheixiecengjingkanqingguoniderenni!”
tianyupailepaipangzidejianbang,zhanqishenqufulejiuqian,daletaichesongzhepangzihuilejia。
 
                 都市打脸大师
                                都市打脸大师