都市打脸大师
《都市打脸大师》 小说介绍
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《都市打脸大师》 第五章：出来玩，就是要玩得起！ 免费试读
ershifenzhonghou，shoushangtizhexiaolihedetianyuzaicihuidaokazuo。
“lihailihai，xiongdi！biedebushuo，nizheipaotuidegongfudangzhenshidengfengzaojiang！”huangshaoyouansunletianyuyiju。
tianyumeiyoulihuiduifangdechaofeng，ershijiangmuguangkanxiangzhiqianneiweizhongnian，yuqigongjingdishuodao：“lingdao，yaoburanzanwanwanyouxiba？guanghejiu，zheiqifenyehuoyuebuqilaia！”
“hehe，xinga！wokebushishenmelingdao，dajiazuozaiyizhangzhuoshang，neijiudoushipengyou！”zhongnianhenyoushuipingdehuileyiju。
“neiwomenjiuguowangchouqian，wanzhenxinhuadamaoxianbei！”xiaowangpangziyezaiyipangxiangyingdao。
wanbuwanyouxi，xiaowangpangziqishibingbuzaihu，tazhishixiangzhezheiyouxiyikaishile，zijidexiongdizhishaoyebuhuibeirenshihuanle。
huangshaokanleyiyanlianqiaokeliwaibaozhuangdoumeisikaidezuoyufei，weiletuxianchuzijidecunzaigan，yerangrangdao：“doushidalaoyemen，zhenxinhuajiubuwanle，zhijiedamaoxianba！”
zheileiyouxishuyuyechangdechangguicaozuo，bijingzhenxinhuachulewengekuchayanseshade，yidianyiyidoumeiyou。
xiangdamaoxianzebuyiyang，haikeyiwanxiechuanyuehuoxiangaoshanliushuizhileizhandianbianyidexiaoyouxi，shuyulaizhaolezideshouxuan。
“haolei！neiwodiaobeijiuba！”tianyuxiaohehedijiuzhunbeizhaohufuwuyuan。
“manzhe！”huangshaoshouyishen，shuodao：“wolaiba，zheijiuyaoshidiaodebudaowei，jiumaoxianbuqilaile！”
zuihouzaihuangshaodeqinshoucaodaoxia，tayongganweimatianniduishangledabanpingweishiji，zhengzhengyidatongbaizaizhuoshang，guangshikanzhejiutingshenrende。
zheiyaoshiyikouheyibei，gujinengzhijiesongicuqule…
“huangshao，ninzheizhengdeyoudianherenleba！”wangzheneiyidatongjiu，xiaowangpangzilianseweibian。
“chulaiwanma！jiudewandeqi，zhiyaodajiadounengfangdekai，shadouyuanyiwan，zheijiubujiushigebaishebei？”huangshaorangrangdao：“chouqianba，chouqianba！”
zhongrenaigechouqian，ertianyuliyongtadedongchajinengyiyanjiukandaohuangshaozhuadaoleguowangqian。
“yo！wozheishouqitingbucuoa！diyiqianjiushiguowang！”
huangshaoyikandaoqiandidebiaozhilehehedishuodao：“choujianwuchilineigechuanliangyinsepiduanqundeguniangmei？yihao，qubatadianhuayaoguolai！”
tianyukanleyiyanzijishoulidesanhaoqian，andaoyishengduoguoyijie。
ertadehaoxiongdixiaowangpangzizhanleqilai，kanleyiyanneiyidatongjiu，yiranjuerandechaowuchizouleguoqu。
“gunnimada！shawanyi，yewenwoyaodianhua！”henkuai，jiutingdaoleneimingguniangdepokoudama。
“hahaha……！zheicaiyouyisima！”
黄少放声大笑。
henkuaiyoukaishiledierlunchouqian，huangshaonadaoqianyihoushuodao：“zheidamaoxiana，jiudeyaowandeqi，caiyouyisi，yaoshiyourenyaoqiuwo，napashikaishipingheitaoawoyebuduosuo！”
“laogongzhenbang！”zuoyufeimeimuhanqingdechengzanleyiju。
huangshaojiweishouyongdeshuodao：“xingle，guowangshuohuaba！”
liyong“dongchuan”jinengnadaoguowangqian，bingkandaohuangshaoshoushangsihaoqiandetianyu，xiaozheliangleliangqianwendao：“huangshao，shibushishayaoqiudouxinga？”
“zhiyaobuweifafanzui，napaweibeidaodedouxing！”huangshaoshifenchangliangdedadao。
tianyudiandiantou，zhizhebuyuanchushuodao：“xing，huangshaonikandaoneibiankazuozhanzhedeneiweidaguangtoulema？niguoqujitadanlianggenaoguabengba！”
huangshaoshunzhetianyushouzhidefangxiang，kanjianyimingshencaikongwuyoulidemanbeiwenshendeguangtoudahan，shunjianhanjiuliulexialai。
“呃……”
huangshaokandaozijideshoulidesihaoqian，liangyanmengbi。
guolebanxiangcaishuodao：“xiongdi，nihuangeyaoqiuxingbu？”
tianyuwailewainaodai，fanwendao：“zheidamaoxiana，jiudeyaowandeqicaiyouyisi！huangshao，zheibushinizijishuodema？”
“xing！woxianzaijiuqu！”
huangshaoyaozheyachaoguangtoudahanzouqu，guangkanneijiashipoyoujifenfengxiaoxiaoxiyishuihan，zhuangshiyiquxibufuhaidebeizhuangqifen…
meiguoliangfenzhong，zhijianguangtoudahansuozaidekazuochuanlaile“papa”chouzuibazideshengyin，dekuishianbaoguoqudekuai，yaoburanhuangshaokenenglianlanzidourangrenshanxialai。
biqinglianzhongdehuangshaoqishixiongxiongdikanzhetianyu，shuodao：“damaoxianwowanchengle，womenjiezhelaiba！”
yuanlaixiaowangpangziyouxinjiaotingyouxi，dankanzhehuangshaoyoudiuleliziyoudiulemianzidenaonujinger，zuizhongyingshengshengbahuajiyanlexialai。
haibieshuo，ailedundudadehuangshaohaizhenyoudianyunqi，shunlichoudaoguowangqiandeta，gangqiaokandaoletianyudiaozaidishangdeerhaoqian。
dangjishuodao：“erhaoqian，niqujineigedaguangtouzaidanlianggenaoguabeng！”
youlehuangshaodeqianchezhijian，sheiyebuxiangbazheigeyouxiwandetaida，bianfenfenquanleqilai。
“huangshao，yaobusuanleba！”
“shia，huangshaowangeyouxijiuweilekaixina！”
“……”
huangshaodengzheyannuchidao：“nimenjuedewoxianzai，xiangkaixinlema！”
huangshaodehuayichukou，jiulianyiyaojudeneiweikezhanglianshangdoudaizhexiexunurong，sihushizaijuedehuangshaotaiguoyujitadiuren。
chulezuoyufeiyiliandexiaorendezhiwai，qitarenzedouweitianyunieleyibahan。
“meishier，woququjiuhui！shunbianhantaguolaijigeweijingbeijiu！”
weiyoutianyu，yiliandexiongyouchengzhu。
“heng！”huangshaobuxiedelenghengyisheng：“niyaoshinengrangtaguolaijingjiu，wozaijinizuoyilundamaoxian！”
“hao！”tianyuyingleyiju，angshoutingxiongdijiuchaozheguangtouzouleguoqu，bingduizhetahounaoshaoshanghenhendilaileliangxia。
jiuzaihuangshaohezuoyufeidoushenzhanglebozi，dengdaizhetianyuxuejiandangchangshi，lingtamenyixiangbudaodeqingkuangchuxianle。
zhijianneimingdahanniuguotoulaideshihou，lianshangdebiaoqingcongfennudaoweijuzaidaoleshouchongruojing。
buzhidaotianyuzaiduifangdeerbianshuoleliangjushenme，guangtoujingranzhendeduanzhejiubeichaozhongrenzouleguolai。
“xiongdi，ganggangwobuzhidaonishiyuyedepengyou，wojingniyibei，zhidangpeigebushiang！”
zaihuangshaohaimeicongzhenjingzhonghuanguolaishi，guangtoudahanyiyinerjin。
“xingle，niguoquwannideba！”tianyuchaozheduifangbailebaishou。
“xing！yuye，yaoshiyoushenmeshierninjinguanfenfu！”guangtouzhuanghandeyanyukeweishigongjingdaolejidian。
tianyuxiaomimidikanxianghuangshao，dao：“huangshao，yuandufushu，nishibushihaiqianwoyilundamaoxianna？”
xiangqizijizhiqianchuiguodeniubi，huangshaozhideyingzhetoupishuodao：“chuledanrennaoguabeng，ganshenmedouxing！”
tianyuqingpiaopiaodeshuodao：“zheicijiandan，budannaoguabengle，nihuijiaba！”
“你说啥？”
xianranzuoweiyechangdarendehuangshao，wanquanbeitianyudeyaoluzi，zhengdekuaishiqulezuijibendelizhi，hunshenbushoukongzhideweiweifazhan。
bushipade，neibachengjiushiqide！
“woshuozheicidamaoxianderenwu，shirangnihuijia。”tianyupiantouwangxianghuangshao，zaiciwendao：“nandaohuangshaoshixianghejiu？”
wangzhezhuoshangbaizhechengfarendeneiyidabei“tongwangyiyuanicudeyaochi”，huangshaoqideliansezhanghong，guangkanneimoyangjianzhibichilebanzhicangyinghainanshou。
“xing，tianyushiba？wojizhunile！”
yizaibeitianyuxinongdehuangshao，ganjuezijiyemeiyoulianmianzailiuxialai，qianzhezuoyufeiqichongchongdelixi。
erzhongnianyijixiaowangpangziyiganrenzaojiufantouleta，ziranmeirenwanliu。
zuoyufeizoudeshihou，haibuwanghenhendiwanletianyuyiyan。
“keyia，yugenixianzaihaiyouzheigelidua！”huangshaogangzou，xiaowangpangzijiulehehedipengleyiju。
“xiaoshier，didiaodidiao！”tianyuchaopangzizhalezhayan，yiliandegaoshenmoce。
gangkandaoguangtouzhuanghanneiwenshendeneiyike，tianyujiuyijingrenchuleduifangdeshenfen，bingzaixinlizhengliyunnianghaolejihua。
kaiwanxiao，guangtouzhuanghanzuiduobuguosuanshicengjiadeyigebaoantouzi，neitianzaizhijiucaotangdangtademian，liancengfandouduizijikekeqiqi，neitayigezaicengjiagananbaode，nanengbuduizijibigongbijing。
“ding！renwuwancheng，xitongjiangliqingchashou！”
“choujiangjifen：1，keyongyuduihuanbutongdengjichoujiang！”
tianyuzaixinliwendao：“shenmejiaobutongdengjichoujianga？”
“choujiangfenchengtiandixuanhuangsiji。”
“huangjixuyaochoujiangdian：8dian，xuanji：16dian，diji：32dian，tianji：64dian。”
“butongdengjidechoujiang，jiangpinyebuyiyang。”
“neiwonenggouchakanjiangpinma？”tianyuyouwenleyiju。
“shouquanshibai，qingzhongshi…”
“艹！”
huangshaohezuoyufeizouhou，fanerqifenbiandegengjiareliele，yihuorenwandaolejiangjinshierdiancaisanchang。
zuihouyiyaojudekezhang，haipaizhepangzidejianbangshuorangtafangxin，keweishibinzhujinhuan。