我爆料你吃瓜，大家一起笑哈哈！
《我爆料你吃瓜，大家一起笑哈哈！》 小说介绍
《wobaoliaonichigua，dajiayiqixiaohaha！》shijiabeimumuchuangzuodeyibulingrenzhemidegudaixiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoningzhiyiningyuanzejinglilezhongzhongkunjinghekaoyan，tongguojianchiheyongqizhaodaoleneixindeliliang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqizhenshiganrendeqingganmiaoxiehelingrenjingtandexiangxianglierwenming。“a，muyanggegenimeishiba，nibuyaohewoa。”kandaoyilianxianxuededuanmuyang，xiawanqingbeihedehuarongshise，yanleigenbuyaoqiansidehuahuaxialiu。……。
《我爆料你吃瓜，大家一起笑哈哈！》 第3章 免费试读
errenjulifeichangjin，ningyuanzhinengqingchudekandaoningzhiyidezuihaishibizhede，dannaohaizhongdeshengyinshicongnalilaide？
nanbuchengningzhiyishiyaoguai？
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tayijing，“dage，niyeneng.....”
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【xitong，qiuqiuni，bangwojiujiugegemen，wobuxiangtamensi。】
xitong：【suzhufangxin，yiqiebaozaiwoshenshang，zhiyaozaitamenyunanqiantiqianfachujingshi，jiunengjiutamenle，xianzaizanmenxianquchigua。】
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xitong：【suzhu，guazhulaile，zanmenkuaiqu。】
【吃瓜去喽。】
ningzhiyixingzhiboboquchigua，cishihaimeiliaodaozheigeguagentayeyouguanxi。
zhejichigua，duizhegegemenliuxiayijuyaoqumaofangjiuliule，liuxiaxiongdisanrenmianmianxiangqu，xiayishunxiongdisadongzuoyizhigenleshangqu。
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huoxuzheijiushijinzhuzhechijinmozheheiba。
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“wanqing，neibianlumianyoushizibuanquan，nizouzheibian。”chuanzhexuezifudeduanmuyangkanxiangyipangshenchuanbaiyidenvzi，duilingyicedenvzifenfudao：“shaoyun，nigenwanqinghuanyixiaweizhi。”
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【yi，nalilaidexiatounan，rangweihunqizouyoushizidelu，budanxinweihunqideanwei，quebaxiaoqingmeizhaoguderutongzhangxinbao，zheimexihuanxiaoqingmei，jiugentadinghuna，huohuobierenganshenme！】
【keliande**jie，kurizijiuyaolaile。】
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neishiningfudefangxiang，suoyigangcaifachushengyindeshiningzhiyi？
【haoxianhaoxian，chadianjiubeifaxianle，**jienishakanshenmeni，haibukuaili**hezhananyuanyidian，tamenhuihaisinide，potiandekurizijiuyaodiaoxialaile！】
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【zaimaochutouhuibuhuibeifaxian？bupa，baqiangkougedongjiubuhuibeifaxianle，renhekunnandoubunengzuzhiwochigua!~】
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【haole，zheixiakeyizhuanxinchiguale，xitong，dushaoyunjiushinigangcaishuodeneigeweihunfubunengrendaode**jiema？】
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budengtayoubiededongzuo，neishengyinjiezhexiangleqilai。
【kao，baiyifudejueduishi**ba，yikaikoukansishiweipengyoujiewei，shijishangmianlizangzhen、zhuangmozuoyangdegeyingren，hairangzijiniangqinbabunengrendaodezhumajieshaojihaojiemeidangweihunfu！！！】
【guiquanzhenluan，zheishibudangrena。】
dushaoyunzhijuedeshoujiaobingliang，buzijuetaijiaonuodongliangbu，yuanlishenpangdeliangren。
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【ding，gongxisuzhu，xitongshengjichenggong，suijijiangluodalibaoyifen、kezhuandongchoujiangzhuanpanyici，jiangliyifafang，qingwensuzhushifouxianzailingqu。】
ningzhiyidaxi：【haiyoudalibao？lingqudoulingqu，xianzaijiuyaochoujiang。】
xitong：【dalibaoshiyifenqiangshenjiantidaliwan，zheishibenxitongyouqingzanzhujisuzhuzengqiangshentisuzhide，qingsuzhujinkuaifuyong，zhuanpanzhuandongzhong......】
xiayimiao，ningzhiyishouzhongpingkongchuxianyikeheiseyaowan，xitongchupinbishujingpin，meiyouguoduosikao，tayiyangtoujiangyaowanchilexiaqu。
jieguoxiayikequefanqilebaiyan，kouzhongfachueesheng，shuangshouzaikongzhongbutinghuidong。
kandelingyipangdexiongdisanrenyitouwushui，“dage，zhiyiyoukaishichoufengle，taganggangshibushizaichitu？”
zaixiongdisanrendeshijiaozhong，neizhipazaiqiangshangdedamahoushuayixiasuohuiqiangnei，duizhekongqishaxiaoyizhenhou，shoucong**houmiannachuyigeheihuhudedongxisaijinzuili，ranhoujiukaishi“choufeng”。
【噎、噎住了。】
chajuedaosuzhubeiyezhule，xitonghededouluanmale，buhuichushiweijieshenxiansiba，renwuyigemeizuo，suzhuxiansile，haishibeitachupindedongxiyeside，tahuibeidingzaixitongjiedechiruzhushangwanwanniande！