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精彩章节

budui，zheisanrilaitaqingletaiyihequanjingchengyoumingdelangzhonghuizhen，doumeinengjiuxingnver，zheigehuangmaoyatounengxing？

ningyuanzeyeyihuo，zijiarenzhidaozijiashi，congxiaodaodaningzhiyijueduimeiyouxueguoyishu。

zitingdaoningzhiyishuochuyourenyaoanhaiyonganjunzhuhou，anwangcefeixinshendaluan，genbenmeiyouzhuyizhoubianfashengdeshiqing。

jiuzheiyang，zaichangjiweidiweigaoderenfenfenzoushen，ningzhiyikuaisuchongjinshinei，jiangyonganjunzhufuqikaozaizijishenshang。

conghuaizhongnachuzailushangqiandaohouxitongjidejiangli——yigezhuguanzhuangdewupin，ningzhiyijiqumingweichouyugao。

meiyouqitayisi，chuncuishiyinweizhuguanneidegaotitaichoule！

sanfadeweidaoyouxingyouchou，xiangshiyuhunhefenbianyiqifajiaodeweidao。

jiangchouyugaokuaisuzaiyonganjunzhubizixiazhuanleyiquan，zheixiedongzuoyiqihecheng，denganwangyefanyingguolaideshihouyiqiedoulaibujile。

“shuzi，niyaoduiyonganzuoshenme，zhushou！”

“lairen，jiangtajibenwangnaxia，guanjindalao！”

jiujianjinbishuangyanhunmibuxingdejunzhu，biziweiweiyidong，xiayishunyanpizhichouchou！

anwangyeshizhendefennule，yanzhongshaqimiman。

jiuzaicishiyonganjunzhufachu“ou”deyisheng，turantuchuyikoukouhuiwu，huiwuduoshihesedetangyao，zuzuouleshijixicaitingzhi。

anwanghecefeierrenlidejin，errenshenshangbeijianlexuduohuiwu。

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【zeze，qiaoqiaobawomencefeiexinde，geyefandouxiangtuchulaileba。】

【daozhijunzhuhunmibuxingdetangyaobujiushiniqinshouguanjinjunzhukouzhongdeme，zheizhongmanxingduyaozhiyaoheqifu，jiuhuizhuanbianweibisideduyao，zhengzhuangjiugenganranfenghanchabuduo，zhishirentihuichixushengwen，shaogejitianrenjiumeile。】

【zhenshihaodaidudejimou，jinengchuquyonganjunzhu，younengjiahuodaowodeshenshang，nikezhennengsuanji，niyashangbeizishisuanpanchengjingba。】

anwangyewenyanzhuantou，qiahaokandaocefeilianshangmeiyoulaidejishouqideyaneshense，tadexinyileng，xinshunjiantileqilai。

xianzaitabuxiangguannaohaizhongfuxianshisheideshengyin，shiamaoagoudeyehao，shimianqiandeningjiayatouyehao，zheixietatongtongdoubuzaiyi。

tazhixiangzhidaonaohaizhongzheidaoshengyinshuodedaodishibushizhende！

renzhanranhuiwugandaobushianwangnenglijie，danshiciqiancefeibiaoxiandeshilianjunzhudepitadounengshuoshixiangde，rujinluchuyanedeshense，judadefancharangtajuedeneixinbushi。

qishiningzhiyicaishijuliyonganjunzhuzuijinde，tadequnbaiquanshihuiwu，tamianshangquemeiyousihaoyanezhise，fandaoshinachupazi，xixindetiyonganjunzhucashizuijiao。

liangxiangduibi，gaoxialipan。

“ningwu**shuodeyoudaoli，woerhunmibuxing，dingshiyourenzaihaiwoer，qusouhouyuan，renheyichudifangdoubuyaoyilou。”

anwangyefenfudao，duiyunaohaizhongdeneidaoshengyintayijingxinleyicheng。

yourenzuohuaishi，kendinghuiliuxiazhusimaji，cefeishirenshigui，yisoubianzhi。

cefeigengjiayonglizuanjinpazi，danhainengwendezhu，zirenweizijizuodetianyiwufeng，shijueduichabudaorenhebabingde。

【chouqi，zoulebuchouqia，cefeisulaijinshen，weilebimianjiewaishengzhi，lianjijunzhuweiduyaodoushiqinliqinweide，zhengjuzaojiubeixiaohuile。】

【qusouwaiyuana，sousoufuzhongfuyidezhuchu，baozhunyoujingxiyou，cefeishizaishitaiaiwangyele，qinzizhiledinglvmaozisongjiwangyeni。】

zailaidelushangningzhiyizhisuoyineimeanjing，jiushizaitingxitongbaoliaoanwangfudeshiqing。

kanbuchulai，tawandehaitinghua。

tingdaoneishangyangdeweiyin，anwangyexinzhongyoulebuhaodeyugan，sihuyoubijitanverxiaduhailingtananyijieshoudeshiqing。

tajiaolaizhuguanjia，dishengfenfujiju，zhuguanjiawanyaoxinglihoucongconglikai。

guoleyihuier，shiweihuilaibingbao，houyuanbingmeiyoufaxianrenheyichang。

cefeichedifangxiaxinlai，duiningzhiyiluchuleliaoya，dao：“ning**tingdaole，houyuanmeiyourenheyichang。”

“daoshining**ni，xianqianhaidewojiajunzhuluoshui，rujinyoulaifushanghuyanluanyu，danwulejunzhudebingqingkeruheshihao，nijiujingandeshishenmexin！”

“mobushiguolaiguyiraoluanwangyeshiting，laijizijizhaotizuiyangle！”

“kelianwojiajunzhuziluoshuihoudaoxianzaihaihunmibuxing，wodehaizi，zhenshishoukule。”

cefeikaikou，jujubuliluoshuierzi，weidejiushitixinganwangyeyanqianzhirenshihaijunzhuluoshuidezuikuihuoshou。

“ganwencefeikeshiqinyansuojian？”ningyuanzekaikoufanwen。

“什么？”

ningyuanzezhongfudao：“ganwencefeikeshiqinyankandaoshiwojiaxiaomeijiangjunzhutuirushuizhongde？shuohuayaojiangzhengju，junzhuluoshuishiyouzhongduoguixiuzaichang，kemeiyourennengqueqiezhengminghaijunzhuluoshuideshizhiyi。”

“zhidaocefeishicimuxinchang，guanxinzeluan，danhaishiqingnachuzhengjushuohua。”

junzhuluoshuishiyouxuduoguixiuzaixianchang，chuleyiwei**shuoshiningzhiyituideren，qita**doushuoshiyiwai。

yinweiyouliangzhongshuoci，dajiabianxiangdengjunzhuxianglaixunwenyier，zheiyangcaibuhuiyuanwanghaoren，jieguoyonganjunzhuyizhihunmibuxing，yizhiweinengqueren。

danyinweiningzhiyiyouqianke，jiashangneiwei**dehua，henduorenxinzhongyijingrendingningzhiyijiushixiongshou。

zuoweiyipindajiangjundedizhangzi，ningyuanzecongxiaobeidaizaifuqinshenbian，bujinxuexiwuyi、zuozhanfangfa，qitagefangmiandexuexiyecongweiluoxia。

xiongdisirenzhongtabujinzhangxianggenningdajiangjunzuixiang，jiulianshenshangdeqishiyegenningdajiangjunxiangsi。

turanfanan，ranganwangcefeiyoudianzhaojiabuzhu。

xinzhongyongqixiunaozhiyi，danshitaqueshimeiyouzhengju，zhinengyaxianuhuo，dao：

“benfeiyeshitingdaolewaimiandechuanyan，buguowufengbuqilangdedaoli，ningshaoyebuhuibumingbaiba？”

ningyuanzezhidaoanwangcefeishuodeshishenmeyisi，danshitabingbujiecha，zhidao：“huicefei，xiaguanyetingguoyujiazhizui，hehuanwucideshuofa。”

anwangcefeimeiyoujiezhebianjie，zhishiziguzicalei，kouzhongnannandao：“wokeliandehaizi，beihaikulea。”

“junzhuhaimeisini，cefeidaoyebubijizhekusang。”

“ninduzilidehaizihaixiaoni，bubizheimezhejirangjunzhujitengdifangba。”ningzhiyiyinyangdao。

anwangcefeimengdizhanqi，beiduizheanwang，kanxiangningzhiyideyanjingzhongmanshixiongguang。

“nifangsi，tajingranganwumiechenqie，haiduichenqiechuyanbuxun，wangyekuaimingrenjiangzheizeizinaxia！”

ningyuanzeshangqianliangbu，baoquan：“wangyemingjian，xiaomeinianlingxiaobudongshi，xinzhikoukuai，bushiyouyimaofanniangniang。”

“qiexiaomeizaijingchengshuohuasulairuci，huangshanghenindoushizhidaodea。”

tingdaozheili，anwangheanwangcefeisihuxiangdaoleshenme，errenliansedoubuhaokan。