《我,马路判官,专治各种加塞插队》 小说介绍
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《我,马路判官,专治各种加塞插队》 第5章 免费试读
—【zheipanfabuyongxiangle,kendingshibaomananquanze!】
—【wodecuo,wojiubugaihuaiyijiaojingshushu。】
—【shenmehua,nineishibugaihuaiyizanershu!】
—【pu,jiemei,zheimekuaijiurenshangqinqila?】
……
cishi,hanxiangyizhibojianlineiqun**,haizaibuduanshuaping。
zhibojianliderenqiyezaibuduanzengzhangzhe,zheihuieryijinglaidaoleliuqianbabaiduoren。
shuozhende,hanxiangyizuozhubozheimejiu,caguobianermaiguofu,banguochouyefaguodia,cengguodazhuboliuliang,yegenguogezhongfengkou……
jibenshenmeshouduandouyongle,kezijideshipinliuliangjiushibugao,zhibojianrenliulianggengshizenmedouzhangbushangqu!
youshihoutayenamener,zijimingmingzhangxiangbucha,tingjingzhitingyoutese,yetingsaode,zenmejiushibuhuoni?
jiuyinweibuyuantianbangyidage?
shuozhende,zuijin,tadouyoudianxiangyaofangqile,yinweizhiboyaofanyagenerwufamanzutaderichangxuqiu,tadoukuaiesile……
kewanwanmeixiangdaodeshi,jiuzaitajijiangyaofangqideshihou!
jintian,jiangandeyijioyoumen,zhijiejitaxiyinlailewuliuqianren!
guangshijinwanshoudeliwu,dougoutazheigeyuedeshenghuofeile!
zhijiejitalengdandezhiboshengya,dailailezhuanji!
zaitayanli,jianganjianzhijiushitadejinzhubabaahaoma!
erqiezheigejinzhubaba,haizhangdezheimeshuaizheimeyougexing!
绝了!
……
说回到现场这边。
“二叔。”
jianganyilianwunaidehanleyijuershu,kemianqiandezhongnianjingshoujiaojingdebiaoqingquebingmeiyouhaokanduoshao,tacuzhemeitou,shuoleyijuranghanxiangyizhibojianlisuoyouguanzhongyilianmengbidehua。
“又是他全责?”
这话一出!
—【???】
当时!
hanxiangyizhibojianliwuliuqiantongyishijianzaixianguankandeshuiyoumenshiyitouwenhaoa!
弹幕狂刷:
—【shenmegui?shenmejiaoyoushitaquanze?shenmejiaoyou?】
—【pu……tingzanershuzheiyisi,zheishuaigegaibuhuipingchangyebushaoganzheizhongshierba?】
—【haha,wotingshuohenduochuzuchesijipengjianzheizhongshierxihuanguyizhuangshangqu,fanzhengduifangquanze,haiyaojitafuyibiwugongfeihetingyunfei,chenzhexiuchedeshijianhainengxiuxixiuxi,heleerbuwei?】
—【zheishuaigekanshangqubuxiangzheizhongrenba……】
—【haha,woganjueshuaigekenengjiushizheipiqi,buyuanguanzhebieren。】
……
“噗……”
韩相宜都笑了。
ershuneiwunaidebiaoqing,heneiju“youshitaquanze”,haoxiangjiushizaishuo,jianganpingchangmeishaoganzheishier。
suishuodequetinglingrentoutengde……
buguohaoxiangtazheiyangzuoyemeimaobingba?
“嗯……”
jiangandianlediantou,pielepiezui,baiwuliaolaidekaozaichebian,haiyuanyuandikanleyiyanneibaomanan。
baomanancishizaoyishoulianlezijisuoyoudepiqi,zhishizuijiaochouchuzhezhanzaineili,buzhisuocuo,fengzhonglingluan。
“唉……”
zhongnianjiaojingkanleyiyanbaomanan,youkanleyiyanjiangan,buyoudemomotanlekouqi,shuozhe:
“nishuoshuoni,hebigennibaouqi?haichulaikaiwangyueche……”
“kaijiukaiba,duoyishiburushaoyishi,nifeigenneimeduorenzhiqiganma?”
shuozhezheixiehuadeshihou,tademuguangbujingyijianwangxianglebuyuanchubaozheshoujizhibodehanxiangyi。
zaikandaoyishenjk,haichuanzhecoserzhuang,qingchunjinglidehanxiangyideshihou,ershushaoshaolenglexia。
“女朋友?”他问。
yaoshizheiyangdehua,neizheixiaoziduqidaoshikeyilijie。
nanrenma,zainvrenmianqiankebunengluolemianzi。
“abu……bushi……”
hanxiangyidelianneihuier“shua”deyixiajiuhongle,lianlianbaishoushuobushi,suirantahenxiangdiantoushuolaoniangjiushizheishuaigedenvpengyoujiushile……
ketadehuahaimeishuowan,jianganbianbailebaishou,dandingdeshuoleyiju:
“chengkebale,womendouburenshi。”
tadehua,lengdanyouwuqing,yixiajiuranghaixiudehanxiangyilengzaiyuandi。
shia,tamenjintiancaigangjian,talianjianganmingzidoubuzhidao,tayebuguojiushiyixiangqingyuanbale。
xiaozuiweiweijueqi,xiaoguniangkanshangquweiqubabadi,yanjiaoleizhuzidouchulaile……
mingminggangcaihaihenshangtou,xiayimiaojiulimaruzhuibingjiao,binghuoliangzhongtian,rangrenhenshinanshou。
“你啊……”
ershuyebuzhidaoshibushiwuhuile,haiyongyifuxunjiedekouwengenjianganshuoni:
“biezhangzhezhangdeshuaijiusiwujidan,renjiaxiaoguniangyetingpiaoliangde,chujiuhaohaochu,biegufurenjia。”
“bushi……zhenbushi……”
jiangandouyouxiebunaifanle,zheizenmeshenbianchuxiangeyixingjiuyaobeiwuhuideya……
zheihuashuode,genzijishigezhananside。
“扑哧……”
daoshihanxiangyi,tingershuzheimejiang,tayixiajiupotiweixiaole。
—【啊哈哈……】
zhibojianliwangyoumenyexiaofengle,dajiadouzaishuo:
—【youshihouzhangdeshuai,yebushishenmehaoshierahaha……】
—【xiaosiwole,qiushuaigexinliyinyingmianji!】
—【hanxiangyizheicikesuanshirangnixiaozizhanledabianyile!】
……
几人这边聊着。
“那个……”
yejiuzaizheishihou,yizhizhanzaiyibianbuzhisuocuodebaomanan,turanzouleshanglai。
tazhanzhanweiweide,qingshengshuoleyiju:
“asir,woneige……quanzeshiba?”
这话一出!
—【噗……】
—【啊哈哈哈……】
当时啊!
zhibojianlidesuoyouguanzhong,yixiajiuxiaofengle!
xiaoyueledeyou,xiaofacailedegengshibibijieshi!
—【md,guangguzhekanrichangle,wotemedoubazheibaomananwangle。】
—【ahahaha……xiaosiwole,zheibaomanandoubeidajiajihulvele,yetaimeicunzaiganleba!】
—【baomanan:wozhanzaiyibiandanjingshoupabantianle,yaoshayaoguajigetongkuaihuahaobuhaoawei!】
……
zhendeshibietiduogaoxiaole。
neibaomananxinliyeshifeichangdezhaliea!
nishuochugeyiwaijiuchugeyiwaiba,pianpianzhuangshangjiaojingshineixiaoziershu!
nijiuquanqiebieshuozheishierbenlaitajiubuzhanli,tashixianbiandaojiasaiquanze;jiutemeshitazhanlile,jiusuanshijianganquanze,neirenjiaershuzaizheili,nengbuhuzhezijijiaren?
zaijianganhanchu“ershu”zheilianggezideshihou,baomananxintaijiuyijingbenglehaoma!
人就已经傻了!
erjiangantamenliaodezheibantian,bataliangzaiyibiandezheibantian,tadouganjueshenshangxiangshiyoujiqianwanzhichongzizaipayiyang,rumangcibei,rugengzaihou,laozhemole!
zhendejiushiyaoshayaoguajigehuaba!
没办法了啊……
认了啊!
zhideyitideshi,ganggangduibaomanantaiduhaikeyidejianganershu,zheihuiertingletadehua,hudemeitouyizhou。
“yaojiaojiujiaojiaojingtongzhi,xiangjiangdianyingkanduoleba?haiasir……”
就这个态度!
yixiajiurangbaomananlizhengle!
“shishishi……jiaojingtongzhi……”
tadiantouhayaodeyangzi,shiwanquanmeiyougangcaixiacheyaodajianganshihoudechangkuanga!
—【啊哈哈哈……】
gebiwangyoumendouyaoxiaofengle!
zhende,youshihoudaliana,jiushizheimeshuang!
zuoshiqingzhiqian,zhendexiangxianghouguo!
zheibaomananqiangxingjiasaizhiqian,xiangguohouguohuizheimeyanzhongma?
今天啊……
nijiubieshuolaideshijianganershule,jiushibushijianganershu,shirenheyigejiaojing,tatemenachuduoshaoqianlai,tazheigeshixianbiandaojiasaidequanze,yezuowenle!
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                                我,马路判官,专治各种加塞插队