《婚礼闹剧后,我把所有人一锅端》 小说介绍
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suwantangzaidongfangyetaochuyizhang“xinniangtequanka”。“jinwansuoyounanrendounengqinwoyikou,
caizhongwoneiyiyansejiujieyikekouzi!”guimimenjianjiaozhebayanxiaotuidaozaidi,
banlangdeshouyijingshenjintahunshali。wozalehejinjiu:“wangoulema?
”tazuixunxunlouzhubanlangbozi:“chicula?zhensaoxing!
”diyizhangzheneryulongdedianzigudianjihuyaoxianfanbieshutiaogaodetianhuaban,
kongqilihunzazheangguidexiangshuiwei、jiujingdexinla,haiyouyiguzishuobuqingdaobumingde、shuyukuanghuandezaore。
shuijingdiaodengdeguangbeixuanzhuancaiqiuqiegedezhiliposui,zaijimanlerendeketinglifengkuangtiaoyue。yanxiao,
jintiandexinlang,beikaozhebinglengdeoushibilu,shouliniezheyibeijihumeidongguodexiangbin。
jinhuangdeyetizaibeibishangguachuximidezhuchuan。talianshangmeishenmebiaoqing,
xiangyizunbeiyingshengshenganzaixiyanlidelengyingshidiao,zhiyouneishuangshentansideyanjing,gezhehuangdongderenying,
laolaosuozaiketingzhongyangneigebeizhongxingpengyuedeshenyingshang。tadexinniang,suwantang。
tachuanzheneijianjiazhibufeidedingzhizhusha,cengcengdiediedeleisihesuizuanzaimihuandedengguangxiashanzheciyandeguang。
此刻,
tazhengbeitadeguimituan——qianqian、lili、manni——yijineiqunchuanzhetongyibanlangfudenianqingnanrenweizaizhongjian,
xiaodehuazhiluanzhan,lianjiatuohong,yanshenmili,xianranyijinghegaole。“lailailai!wantang!gainile!
zhenxinhuahaishidamaoxian?xuanyige!”banniangqianqianjianzhesangziqihong,shoulijuzheyigekongjiuping,
pingkouzhengduizhesuwantang。suwantanggegexiaozhe,shentiruanruandikaozaipangbianyigegaogezibanlangshenshang,
neibanlangjiaoazhe,shisuwantangdaxueshidexuedi,cikeyizhishouhenzirandidazaita**dejiantou。tawaizhetou,
yanboliuzhuan,daizheyizhongkeyidemeitaisaoguozhouweiyizhangzhangxingfendelian,zuihou,
muguangsihubujingyidilveguobilubiandeyanxiao,youfeikuaidiyikai,daizheyisitiaoxindeyiwei。“damaoxian!
”tatuozhanglediaozi,shengyintiannidefahou,“wanjiuwandian**de!”“hao!
”renqunbaofachugengxiangdehuanhuhekoushao。“**de?wantangjiegoudan!”banlangazheditou,
couzaitaerbianshuolejushenme,redesuwantangyoushiyizhenjiaoxiao,haiqingqingchuiletaxiongkouyixia。
yanxiaodezhiguanjieniezhexiangbinbei,weiweifanbai。beibishangningjiedeshuizhushunzhetadeshouzhihualuo,bingliang。
takanjiansuwantangcongtaneigexiangmanshuizuandejingzhishoubaoli,mosuozhetaochuleyizhangkapian。kapianshifenhongsede,
bianyuantangzhesuqidejinbian,shangmianyongkuazhangdehuatiziyinzhejigedazi——“xinniangtequanka”。“kan!
zheishishenme!”suwantangdeyidihuangzheneizhangkapian,xianghuiwuzheyimianshenglideqizhi,
“woguimimensongwodexinhunliwu!jinwan,wozuida!woshuolesuan!”“tequanka!tequanka!
”renqunshunjianbeidianran,jianjiaoheqihongshengjihuyaochongpowuding。“tequanshishenme?wantangkuaishuo!
”lilixingfendizhuiwen。suwantangshenxiyikouqi,lianshangshihunhezhezuiyihekangfendechaohong,tahuanshisizhou,
muguangsaoguoneixiebanlangmenyueyueyushidelian,shengyinbagao,
daizheyizhongkeyide、yinrenxiaxiangdetingdun:“jinwanzaichangdesuoyounanren——chulewolaogong,
”tachaoyanxiaodefangxiangsuiyidiyangleyangxiaba,yanshenquegenbenmeiluozaitashenshang,“douyoutequan!
keyiqinwoyikou!lianjia!jiuyixia!”“wae——!!!
”koushaosheng、guaijiaosheng、paizhuozideshengyinxiangchengyipian,qifenshunjianbeituixiangyigegengdiankuangde**。
banlangmendeyanjingdouliangle。“haiyouni?haiyouni?”mannipobujidaidizhuiwen。suwantanggegexiaozhe,
shentiyouwangazheneibiankaolekao,jihubanyizaitahuaili,tashenchutuzhexianhongkoudandeshouzhi,
dianledianzijishenshangneijianfanfudehunsha,yanshenmimengyoudadan:“cai!caiwolimian……neiyideyanse!
caiduile……”taguyituozhanglediaozi,xiangshouzhezhongrenpingxiningshendeqidai,“wojiujieyikekouzi!zenmeyang?
goubugoujing?”“goujing!taitamagoujingle!”yigehedemanliantonghongdebanlangdahouyisheng,yinlaiyipianfuhe。
“wantangjieniubi!”“wanzheimeda!xinlangguanbuhuishengqiba?”yourenguyichaoyanxiaozheibianhan,daizhexixue。
yanxiaoyijiuzhanzaineili,xiangyikuaichenmodejiaoshi。talianshangdejirousihubengdegengjinlexie,
yanshenlidewenduchedixiaoshi,zhishengxiayizhongshenbujiandideleng。takanzhetadexinniang,
zaishuyutamendongfanghuazhudeyewan,zaimanwuzisuoweideqinpenghaoyoumianqian,xianggelianjiajiubalide**yiyang,
doushouzhelianjiadeqinwenhegenglianjiade“tequan”。neizhang“xinniangtequanka”zaitashouli,
xiangyizhangzhanmanwuhuidefeizhi。“lailailai!sheixianlai?paiduipaidui!”qianqianxianggezuichengzhidesiyi,
kaishizhihuizhixu。“wo!woxiancai!”yigeshougaodebanlanghoujidijidaozuiqianmian,
yanjingzhigougoudidingzhesuwantanghunshadelingkou,neilileisicengdie,ruoyinruoxian。“hongse!wantangjiezheimela,
kendingshihongse!”suwantangpaojitayigemeiyan,jiaoxiaozheyaotou:“cuola!ben!”“heise!shenmixinggan!
”lingyigebanlanghandao。“yebuduie!”suwantanghuangzheshouzhi。“fense!wantangjiezuishaonvxinle!
”lilichazui。“jiejinle!danhaichayidian!”suwantangxiaodeqianyanghouhe,shentidafududibaidong,
hunshadelingkousuizhetadedongzuoweiweichangkaileyixian。“rouse!leisibiande!”azhedeshengyinzaitaerbianxiangqi,
daizhereqi,tadeshoubuzhiheshiyijingcongtajiantouhuaxia,ruoyouruowudidazailetaxianxideyaoce。
suwantangceguolian,jihutiezheazhedeerduo,tuqirulan:“azhezhencongming……caiduila!”tashengyinbuda,
danzaiduanzandeanjingzhong,qingxidichuandaoleyanxiaoerzhong。“ye!azhecaiduile!”renqunbaofachuhuanhu。
“jiekouzi!jiekouzi!”zhengqihuayideqihongshenglangbanyonglai。
azhelianshangshihaobuyanshidedeyihemouzhonggengshendekewang。zaizhongrenzhuoremuguangdezhushixia,
zaizheneryulongde“jiekouzi”denahanshengzhong,taneizhiyuanbendazaisuwantangyaocedeshou,
daizheyizhongburongzhiyide、jinhuqinlvedezitai,mengdixiangshangtanqu,
mubiaozhizhisuwantanghunshaqianjinneipaijingzhidezhenzhuniukou!suwantangmeiyouduoshan,
fanerpeihediweiweitingqilexiongfu,lianshangshihunhezhezuiyi、xingfenheyisifangzongdemilixiaorong,
yanshentiaoxindizaicipiaoxiangbiludefangxiang。
jiuzaiazhedeshouzhijijiangchupengdaoneidiyikeyingrundezhenzhuniukoudeshunjian——“peng——huala!!!
”yishengjiqituwu、jiqicierdebaoliejuxiang,rutongjingleibanzhakai,shunjianyaguolesuoyoudexuanxiao!
zhenggeketingmengdiyijing。suoyoudemuguang,xiangbeiwuxingdexianlachezhe,
qishuashuadizhuanxiangshengyindelaiyuan——biluqian。yanxiaozhanzaineili。tajiaobian,shishuaidefensuidexiangbinbei,
jinhuangdejiuyehunhezhebolisuipian,zaiguangjiededalishidibanshangsiyiliutang,xiangyitancimude、zhanchoudexue。
tashouli,hainiezheneigejiazhibufeide、zhuanmenyonglaihehejinjiudelongfengchengxiangbaiyubei。beishenwanhao,
danlimianxiangzhengbainianhaohedehuposejiuye,yijingyidibusheng,quanbeitahenhenpozailemianqiandeditanshang,
yinkaiyidapianshensede、nankandewuzi。talianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing,meiyoufennu,meiyoubeishang,
zhiyouyizhongdongchegusuidepingjing。neishuangshenbujiandideyanjing,xiangcuilehanbingdedaofeng,
huanhuansaoguoketinglimeiyizhangjinge、mangran、shenzhidaizhebumandelian,zuihou,
dinggezaisuwantangneizhangshunjiantunquxuese、xiemancuoeheyisibuyichajuedejinghuangdelianshang。kongqininggule。
zhenerdeyinlebuzhiheshibeisheiguandiaole,zhishengxiacuzhongdehuxishenghebolisuipianouerfachudexiweicuixiang。
yanxiaodeshengyinbugao,shenzhiyouxiedichen,quexiangyibabinglengdetiechi,
qingxidi、yiziyidundiqiaozaisijidekongqili,zazaimeigerendexinshang:“suwantang,nimen……wangoulema?
”dierzhangsiji。jueduidesiji。gangcaihaifeitengxuanxiaodeketing,cikexiangbeishunjianchouganlesuoyoukongqi,
zhishengxiayizhonglingrenzhixidezhenkonggan。jishishuangyanjing,
daizhejinge、mangran、ganga、shenzhihaiyoubeidaduanhaoxidenaonu,qishuashuadidingzaiyanxiaoshenshang。
shuijingdiaodengcanbaideguangxianluozaitatingzhidejibeishang,touxiayidaolengying、gujuedeyingzi。
suwantanglianshangdexuesetundeganganjingjing,xiangyizhangbeipiaobaiguodezhi。
taxiayishidituikailejihutiezaitashenshangdeazhe,shentihuangleyixia,gaogenxiecaizaiguanghuadedibanshang,
fachu“da”deyishengqingxiang,zaijijingzhonggewaicier。takanzheyanxiao,
kanzhetaneishuangshenbujiandi、meiyourenheqingxubodongdeyanjing,
yiguhunzazhexiunao、xinxuhebeidangzhongmaofandenuhuomengdicuanleshanglai,shunjianshaodiaoleneidiancancundejinghuang。
“yanxiao!”tajianshengjiaolechulai,shengyinyinweijiujinghejidongeryouxiebiandiao,daizheyizhongkuazhangdeweiquhefennu,
“niganshenmeya!fashenmefeng!haohaodeqifenquanrangnihuile!”taliangqiangzhexiangqianzouleliangbu,
zhizhedishanglangjiedebolisuipianhejiuzi,tuzhexianhongkoudandeshouzhiyinweijidongerweiweizhandou:“shuaibeizi?
pojiu?nishenmeyisi?jintianshiwojiehun!wozuida!woxiangzenmewanjiuzenmewan!nipingshenmeguanwo?saoxing!
”“jiushia,yange,”banlangazheyefanyingleguolai,lianshangduiqiyizhongyuanhuade、shitudayuanchangdexiaorong,
danyanshenshenchuquezangzheyisibeihuailehaoshideyinyuhebuxie。tashangqianyibu,
henzirandiyouxiangshenshouqufusuwantangdegebo,yuqidaizhedianqingtiaodeshuren,“naodongfangma,tugerenaokaixin,
wantangjieyeshixiangrangdajiajinxing,wandekaiyidianeryi,bieneimejiaozhenma!
nikanbawantangjiehede……”“gunkai。”yanxiaodemuguangshenzhimeiyoupieazheyiyan,
zhishilenglengdi、haowuwendudituchulianggezi。neishengyinbugao,quexiangbingzhuiyiyang,
shunjiancipoleazhelianshangneicengxuweidexiaorong,rangtashendaoyibandeshoujiangzailebankong,lianseyizhenqingbai。
suwantangbeiyanxiaozheihaobuliuqingdetaiduchedijinule。jiujingxiangqiyouyiyangjiaozaitaxintoudehuomiaoshang。
tamengdishuaikaiazhejiangzhudeshou,jibuchongdaoyanxiaomianqian,nongliedejiuqipumianerlai。tayangzhetou,
yinweifennuhezuiyi,yanjingdengdehenda,limianranshaozheliangcushikongdehuoyan。“yanxiao!nizhuangshenmeqinggao!
baishenmechoulian!”tajihushihouchulaide,tuomoxingzijihujiandaoyanxiaolianshang,“niyiweinishishei?
wosuwantangxiangzenmewanshiwodeziyou!nipingshenmeganshe?chicula?ha!
”tafachuyishengjianruide、chongmanchaofengdechixiao,shentiyinweijidongerqianqing,jihuyaotieshangyanxiaodexiongtang。
tamengdihuitou,yibazhuazhupangbianyouxiebuzhisuocuodeazhedegebo,yonglibatazhuaidaozijishenbian,
ranhouxiangshiweilezhengmingshenme,youxiangshiweilechedijinuyanxiao,tajingranshenchulingyitiaoshoubei,
daizheyizhongkeyide、xuanyaobandezitai,qinnidi、jinjindilouzhuleazhedebozi!
azhedeshentimingxianjiangleyixia,yanzhongshanguoyisicuoe,suijiyoubeiyizhongyinmidedeyihe**ganqudai。
tameiyoutuikai,fanershunshiweiweidixiatou,peihezhesuwantangdedongzuo。“kanjianmei?
”suwantanglouzheazhedebozi,tiaoxindidengzheyanxiao,lianshangshihunhezhezuitaihefengkuangdechaohong,
shengyinyoujianyouli,xiangyibashengxiudejuzizailachesuoyourendeshenjing,“zheicaijiaohuiwan!zheicaijiaofangdekai!
azhebinidongwo!biniyouquyiwanbei!nichulehuibanzhelianzhuangshenchen,haihuishenme?**saoxing!
meijingtoule!”tadehuaxiangcuiledudezhen,yigengenzhaxiangyanxiao。
ketinglixiangqiyipianyayide、daoxilengqideshengyin。jigebanniangmianmianxiangqu,yanshenfuza。
qianqianzhanglezhangzuixiangshuoshenme,zuizhonghaishimeiganchusheng。lilihemannizejiaohuanleyigekanhaoxideyanshen。
yanxiaojingjingdizhanzhe,renyousuwantangdetuomohejianruidezhizezazaizijilianshang。talianshangyijiumeiyourenhebiaoqing,
shenzhilianyanshendoumeiyousihaobodong,fangfosuwantanglouzhedebushilingyigenanren,
tazuilipenchudeyebushiedudeyanyu,erzhishiyixiewuguanjinyaodechenai。
zhiyoutachuizaishence、jinwochengquandeshou,zhijieyinweiguoduyonglierfachuqingweide、lingrenyasuande“kaba”sheng,
shoubeishangqingjinqiujie,xiangyitiaotiaobaonudeqinglong。
takanzhesuwantangneizhangyinweijiujinghefennuerniuqude、cengjingrangtajuedemingmeidongrendelian,
kanzhetajinjinlouzaiazhebozishangdeshoubei,kanzhetayanzhongneizhonghaobuyanshideqingmiehefengkuang。
shijianfangfoninggule。meiyimiaodouxiangyigeshijineimemanzhang。zhongyu,yanxiaodezuijiao,
jiqihuanmandi、jiqiqingweidixiangshangchedongleyixia。neibushixiao,
neishiyigebinglengdaojizhide、meiyourenhewendudehudu,daizheyizhongdongxiyiqie、yehuimieyiqiedemoran。
tameiyouzaikansuwantang,yemeiyoukanrenheren。tademuguang,yueguolesuwantangheazhe,
yueguoleneixiebiaoqinggeyidebinke,touxiangleketingshenchu,
neishantongwangerloutamen“xinfang”de、guazheciyanhongchoudemen。ranhou,tadongle。meiyoufennudepaoxiao,
meiyoushikongdelache。tazhishijiqipingjingdi、shenzhidaizheyizhongjinhuyouyadelengmo,songkailejinwodequantou,
renyouneimeixiangzhengzhe“hejinjiaobei、yongjietongxin”debaiyulongfengbei,congtazhijianhualuo。“pada。
”qingcuideyisheng。yubeiluozairouruandeditanshang,meiyousui,zhishigunleliangquan,
tingzaineiyitanposadehejinjiuzipangbian,longfengdewenluzhanshanglewuzhuodejiuye,xiandewubifengci。
yanxiaozaimeiyoushuoyigezi。tashenzhilianyigeyanshendoulinseyuzaijisuwantang。tazhuanguoshen,jibeitingdebizhi,
xiangyibingchuqiaohouguiyuchenjidelijian,maikaibuzi,jingzhichuanguosijiderenqun,zouxiangneishanguazhehongchoudemen。
pixiecaiguodishangdebolisuipian,fachuxisuiercierdeshengxiang。“ka…ca…ka…ca…”meiyibu,
douxiangcaizaisuoyourendexinjianshang。tazoudaoneishanmenqian,meiyoutingdun,shenshou,tuikailemen。mennei,
shijingxinbuzhide、pumanmeiguihuabandehunchuang,dahongdexibei,
yaoyedezhuguang——yigebengaishuyutamenliangrende、tianmideqiulong。yanxiaozoulejinqu,fanshou,
“peng”diyisheng,zhongzhongguanshanglemen。chenzhongdeguanmensheng,rutongzuihoudesangzhong,zaisijideketinglijiujiuhuidang。
gejuelemenwaidexuanxiao,yegejueletayuneigemingwei“qizi”denvrenzhijian,zuihouyisixujiadewenqing。
menwai,suwantanghaiweichizhelouzhuazhebozidezishi,
lianshangdefennuhetiaoxinzaiyanxiaoneiwushengde、jizhidelengmomianqian,xiangbeichuopodeqiqiu,xunsuganbiexiaqu,
zhishengxiayizhongmangrande、beichediwushidenankanheyisi……liantazijidoubuyuanchengrendekonghuang。
azhelianshangdedeyiyejiangzhule,biandeyouxiegangahebuan。ketingli,zhishengxiacuzhongdehuxisheng,
hedishangneitanhunhezhebolizhayujiuyede、langjiedewuzi,wushengdichaoxiaozhezheichanghuangdandenaoju。
disanzhangchenzhongdemenbangejueleketinglicanliudexuanxiao,
queguanbuzhuneilingrenzuooudejiujingweihelianjiaxiangshuihunhedeqixi,tamensisilvlvdicongmenfenglizuanjinlai,
wuranzhezheigebeijingxinbuzhicheng“aichao”dekongjian。manchuangdemeiguihuabanhongdeciyan,xiangninggudexue。
yaoyedezhuguangzaiqiangbishangtouxiaguimeibandeyingzi。yanxiaobeikaozhebinglengdemenban,meiyoukaideng。heianzhong,
tahuanhuantaiqishou,yonglidi、fanfudicashizhezijidelianjiahezuichun。
gangcaisuwantangjidongshipenjiandetuomoxingzi,fangfodaizhezhuorendeduye,rangtagandaoyizhenzhenshenglixingdeexin。
zhijianchupengdaopifu,binglengyipian。menwai,duanzandesijizhihou,
shikeyiyadiqueyijiunengchuantoumenbandeyilunsheng,wengwengzuoxiang,xiangyiquntaoyandecangying。“……zhiyuma?
naozhewaneryi,yanxiaoyetaijiaozhenle……”“jiushi,daxiderizi,
shuailianzijisheikana……”“wantangyeshi,wandeyoudianguohuole……”“azheneixiaozi,
shouyetaibulaoshile……”“xu!xiaoshengdian!bierangrentingjian……”zheixieshengyin,xiangxixiaodezhen,
mimimamadizhajinyanxiaodeermo。tabishangyan,naohaizhongqingxidihuifangzhegangcaidehuamian:suwantangtuohongdelian,
militiaoxindeyanshen,neizhangtuchukebohuayudezui,
haiyoutajinjinlouzhuazhebozideshoubei……yijiazheneizhishenxiangtahunshaniukoude、daizhe**yuwangdeshou。
weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。tamengdizhengkaiyan,yandiyipianxinghong,shiyayidaojizhidefengbao。jiuzaizheishi,
menbashoubeiqingqingzhuandongleyixia。yanxiaodeshentishunjianbengjin,xiangyizhanglamandegong。menbeituikaiyitiaofeng,
suwantangtanjinbangeshenzi。ketinglicanliudeguangxiangoulechutadelunkuo,
lianshangdezuiyihefennusihuxiaotuileyixie,danbeijiujingjinpaoguodeyanshenyijiuhuansan,
daizheyizhongbunaifande、shishebandebiaoqing。“wei,”tashengyinyoudianya,yuqishengying,
“nihaiyaozailimianzhuangsiduojiu?kerendouhaimeizouni!chulaishuojuhua,jidajiagetaijiexia,
zheishijiusuanfanpianle。”tadunledun,sihujuedezijideyuqitaichong,youmianqiangfangruanleyidian,
daizheyizhongjugaolinxiadehongquan,“xinglexingle,zhidaonixiaoxinyan,woyihouzhuyidianfencunhaibuxingma?
ganjinchulai,bierangdajiakanxiaohua。”tashuozhe,shenshoujiuyaolailayanxiaodegebo。
jiuzaitadezhijianjijiangpengdaoyanxiaoyixiudechanei——“biepengwo。”yanxiaodeshengyindichenshaya,
xiangshazhimoguoshengtie。tamengdiceshen,bikailesuwantangdeshou,dongzuokuaidexiangyidaoyingzi。
suwantangdeshoujiangzaibankong,lianshangneidianmianqiangjichulaide“hehao”biaoqingshunjiansuilie,
beicuoehezaicishengtengdenuhuoqudai:“yanxiao!ni……”yanxiaohuanhuanzhuanguoshen,mianduizheta。heianzhong,
tadeyanjingliangdejingren,xiangliangdianhanxing,limianmeiyourenhewendu,
zhiyouyipianshenbujiandide、lingrenxinjidebingleng。neimuguang,rangsuwantanghoumiandehuayingshengshengkazailehoulongli,
yigumomingdehanyishunzhejizhuipaleshanglai。“taijie?”yanxiaodezuijiaochechuyigejidan、jilengdehudu,
shengyinpingjingdekepa,“suwantang,nijuede,jinwanzheishi,shiyige‘taijie’nengxiade?
”taxiangqianbijinyibu,gaodadeshenyingdaizhewuxingdeyapogan,jiangsuwantanglongzhaozaiyinyingli。
“nisuoweide‘fencun’,jiushizaiwomendexinhunye,dangzhewodemian,yunxubiedenanrenqinni?cainideneiyi?
jienideyifu?”tadeyusuhenman,meiyigezidouxiangbingzhuzizazaidishang,“nide‘fencun’,
jiushilouzhebiedenanrendebozi,shuotabiwodongni,biwoyouquyiwanbei?”suwantangbeitabidehoutuileyibu,
houbeidizailemenkuangshang,jiuxingledaban,lianshangxuesejintun,zuichunduosuozhe:“wo……woneishiheduole!
naozhewande!niyigedananren,xinyanzenmebizhenjianhaixiao……”“wan?”yanxiaodaduanta,
shengyindouranbagaoleyishun,youshunjianyadegengdi,daizheyizhongcuidudehanyi,“yongnideshentidangchouma,
rangyiqunnanrenweizhepintoulunzu,dongshoudongjiao,zheijiaowan?suwantang,nibazijidangshenme?
youbawomendehunyindangshenme?yichanggongrenquledelianjiamaxi?”“womeiyou!”suwantangjianshengfanbo,
shengyindaizhekuqiang,gengduodeshibeichuopodexiufen,“nixuekoupenren!azhetamenzhishipengyou!
kaigewanxiaozenmele?jiunijiaqinggao!zhuangshenmezhengrenjunzi!ni……”“pengyou?”yanxiaolengxiaoyisheng,
neixiaoshengzaijijingdefangjianlixiandegewaishenren,“haoyige‘pengyou’。
”tabuzaikansuwantangneizhangyinfennuheweiquerniuqudelian,muguangyueguota,
touxiangmenwaiketinglineixieyingyingchuochuo、tantoutannaoderenying,shengyinqingxidichuantoumenfeng,
chuandaowaimianmeiyigeshuqierduoderenerzhong:“jirannimenzheimexihuan‘wan’,
zheimexiangshouzheizhong‘**’……”tadunledun,muguangzuihouluozaisuwantangshunjianbiandecangbaidelianshang,
yiziyiju,rutongxuanpan:“neijiuhaohaowan。wanjinxing。”“zhishi,
jizhuwoguanmenqiandezheijuhua——”tadeshengyinbugao,quedaizheyizhongzhandingjietie、chuantoulinghundeliliang,
qingxidiluoyinzaisuwantanghemenwaisuoyourenxinshang:“nimen,youyigesuanyige,jinwanzaichangde,douhuihouhui。
”“woyanxiao,shuodaozuodao。”shuowan,tabuzaijisuwantangrenhefanyingdeshijian,mengdishenshou,zhuazhumenban,
zaisuwantangjingedemuguanghemenwaiyipiansijizhong,zaicizhongzhongdi、juejuediguanshanglemen!“peng——!
”zheneryulongdeguanmensheng,rutongzuihoudexiuzhifu,chedizhanduanlesuoyouxujiadelianxi。menwai,
suwantangbeizhendehunshenyizhan,daidaidikanzheyanqianjinbide、binglengdemenban,fangfodiyicizhenzhengyishidao,
youshenmedongxi,zaitazuixunxundekuanghuanzhong,beitaqinshou、chedidizasuile。yigujudadekonghuang,
haowuzhengzhaodijuezhuleta。mennei,yanxiaobeikaozhemenban,huanhuanhuazuozaiditanshang。heianzhong,
tatankaiyizhijinwodezuoshouzhangxin,neili,
tangzhejipiangangcaizaiketingdishangjianqide、zuifenglidexiangbinbeibolisuipian。bingliangdelengjiaoshenshenluojintadepirou,
dailaijianruidecitong。taditou,kanzhezhangxinneidianxunsuyinkaide、wenredeshiyi,
hebolisuipianshangfanshede、zhuguangtiaoyuede、binglengdeguangdian。tongganruciqingxi,rucizhenshi。zheitongchu,
xiangyipenbingshui,jiaomieletaxinzhongzuihouyisicancunde、mingwei“ai”deyujin,
zhishengxiabinglengde、jianyingde、mingwei“hen”dejishi。tamanmanshoulongshouzhi,
renyoubolidefengrengengshendicirupirou。henhao。jizhuzheitong。zheitong,jiangshinimensuoyouren,
weilaiririyeyedexuqu。disizhanghouzhongdechuangliangejuelewaimianshijiedechenguang,
fangjianliyijiumimanzhezuoyecanliude、lingrenzhixidemeiguixiangjinghejiujinghunhedetianniqiwei。
yanxiaozuozaikaochuangdeshafali,shenshanghaishizuotianneitaotingkuodeheisexizhuang,zhishilingjiebeichesongle,
suiyidiguazaibozishang,xiangyidaoheisedelehen。tazhijianjiazheyizhiranleyibandeyan,yanwuniaoniaoshangsheng,
mohuletameishenmebiaoqingdelian,zhiyouyandineiyipianchenjidebingleng,qingxikejian。mensuochuanlaiqingweidezhuandongsheng。
suwantangtuimenzoulejinlai。tahuanxialeneishenfanfudehunsha,chuanzheyijianzhensishuipao,toufalingluan,
yanxiadaizhenongzhongdeqinghei,liansecangbaiqiaocui,xianranyiyeweimian。takandaoyanxiao,jiaobudunleyixia,
yanshenyouxieduoshan,zuichundongledong,sihuxiangshuoshenme。yanxiaomeiyoutaitou,
shenzhilianjiazheyandeshouzhidoumeiyoudongyixia,fangfojinlaidezhishiyituankongqi。chenmoxiangbinglengdechaoshui,
shunjianyanmeilezhenggefangjian,bizuowandexuanxiaogengrangrenzhixi。suwantangbeizheiwushengdemoshicidehunshenbuzizai。
tashenxiyikouqi,zoudaoyanxiaoduimiandeshuzhuangdengshangzuoxia,shouzhiwuyishidijiaozheshuipaodedaizi,
shengyindaizhesuzuihoudeshayaheyisiqiangchengdeweiqu:“yanxiao,womentantan。”yanxiaozhongyutailexiayanpi,
muguanglveguota,meiyourenhetingliu,youluohuizijizhijiandeyanhuishang。tadanledanyanhui,dongzuomantiaosili。
“zuowan……”suwantangjiannandikaikou,shitujieshi,“shiwoheduole,taixingfen,youdian……youdianwangxing。
azhetamenjiushiqihong,naozhewande,meibiedeyisi。nibiewangxinliqu。”taguanchazheyanxiaodefanying,
jiantayijiuwudongyuzhong,yuqibuyoudedaishangleyisimaiyuan,“zaishuole,
nidangzheneimeduorendemianshuaibeizishuailianzi,rangwoduoxiabulaitai?woneixieguimidoukanzheni!
nirangwoyihou……”“yihou?”yanxiaozhongyukaikoule,shengyinxiangbeishazhimoguo,dichenerbingleng,
daduanletadehua。tahuanhuantuchuyikouyanquan,gezheyanwukanxiangsuwantang,yanshenruilidexiangshoushudao,
“suwantang,nijuede,womenhaiyou‘yihou’?
”suwantangbeitahualidejuejueheyanshenzhongdebinglengcideyiduosuo,qiangzhuangdezhendingshunjianwajie,
shengyinbagao:“nishenmeyisi?jiuyinweizheidianxiaoshi,nijiuyaogenwolihunbucheng?yanxiao,nibietaiguofen!
zuowanshiwobudui,wodaoqianhaibuxingma?wodoushuoleshinaozhewande!”“wan?”yanxiaochelechezuijiao,
neihudubinglengerfengci,“yonghunyindezunyanlaiwan?yongwodelianmianzaidishangcai?suwantang,nide‘wan’,
daijiataidale。”taqiamieleyandi,dongzuogancuililuo,xiangqiamiezuihouyidianweiruodehuoxing,“congjintianqi,
niwannide,woguowode。zheifangzi,niaizhujiuzhu。danbielaifanwo。”tashuowan,zhanqishen,
jingzhizouxiangyimaojian,kaishishoushizijidedongxi。dongzuogancuililuo,meiyousihaoliulian,
fangfozhishizaizhengliyijianjiudiandekefang。“yanxiao!”suwantangmengdizhanqilai,chongdaotamianqian,
lanzhutadequlu,yanquanfahong,daizheyizhongbeichedihushidefennuhekonghuang,“nifeiyaozheiyangma?
wodoudaoqianle!nihaixiangzenmeyang?nandaoyaowoguixialaiqiunima?niyigedananren,xinyanzenmezheimexiao!
zuowanneixiedoushiwodehaopengyou!ni……”“haopengyou?”yanxiaotingxiadongzuo,ditoufushizheta,
yanshenxiangzaikanyigemoshengren,daizheyisihaobuyanshidechaonong,“baokuoneige,shoukuaishenjinniyifulideazhe?
haishineijige,zaipangbianjianjiaozhe‘jiekouzi’de‘haoguimi’?suwantang,nidejiaoyoubiaozhun,
zhenshirangwodakaiyanjie。”“ni!”suwantangbeitayedeshuobuchuhua,lianzhangdetonghong,“nibukeliyu!
azheta……tajiushixinggekailang,aikaiwanxiao!qianqiantamenyeshixiangrenaoyidian!nisixiangzenmeneimewochuo!
”“wowochuo?”yanxiaoxiangshitingdaoleshenmejiqikexiaodeshiqing,dididixiaoleyisheng,
neixiaoshenglimeiyouyisiwendu,“hao,wowochuo。suoyi,liwozheigewochuoderenyuandian。”taraoguota,
jixushoushiyiwu,jiangjijianchangchuandechenshanhexizhuangliluodisaijinyigeshoutilvxingdaili。“yanxiao!
”suwantangkanzhetajuejuedebeiying,yizhongjudadeshikongganjuezhuleta。tachongshangqu,shituzhuazhutadegebo,
“nibunengzou!jintian……jintianhaiyaohuimen!wobamaneibian……”yanxiaomengdishuaikaitadeshou,lidaobuda,
quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyidebinglengheyane。tazhuanguoshen,yanshenrutongjidihanbing,
zhizhicirusuwantangdeyandi:“huimen?suwantang,nijuede,zaizuowanneichang‘jingcaijuelun’debiaoyanzhihou,
woyanxiao,haiyoubiyao、youlianmian,tajinnisujiademenma?”talinqishoushihaodelvxingdai,
zuihoukanleyiyanzheigechongmanxujiatianmiqixide“xinfang”,
muguangsaoguoshuzhuangtaishangneixieangguide、tacengjingweitagouzhidehufupinheshoushi,yanshenmeiyousihaobolan。
“zhiyuni,”tadeshengyinhuifuleneizhongsishuibandepingjing,“henide‘haopengyou’men,
haohaoxiangshounimen‘kailang’、‘renao’deshenghuo。”shuowan,
tabuzaikansuwantangshunjiancanbaidelianheyaoyaoyuzhuideshenti,linzhejiandandexingli,lakaiwoshimen,
touyebuhuidizoulechuqu。chenzhongdejiaobushengzaikongkuangdeketinglihuixiang,jianxingjianyuan。“peng!
”damenbeiguanshangdeshengyinchuanlai,zhendesuwantanghunshenyizhan,diezuozaibinglengdedibanshang。
fangjianlizhishengxiatayigeren,hemanshisiji。jingxinbuzhidemeiguihuabansanluoyidi,xiangkuweide、tunsedexue。
shuzhuangjingliyingchutacangbaishishendelian,heshenshangneijianjiazhibufeiquexiandewubifengcidezhensishuipao。yanxiaozoule。
daizhetasuoyoudewendu,hezuoyeneichangnaojuhouweiyicancunde、binglengdezunyan。suwantangdaidaidizuozhe,
diyiciqingxidiganjuedao,neishanbeiyanxiaoguanshangdemen,bujinjingejuelezuowandexuanxiao,
yechediguanshangletamenzhijian,neishanmingwei“hunyin”demen。yigujudade、binglengdekonghuang,
bansuizhesuzuidetoutong,paishandaohaibanxiangtaxilai。ercike,chengshidelingyiduan,
yijiangaocenggongyudeluodichuangqian。yanxiaojiangjiandandexinglirengzaijiaobian,fukanzhejiaoxiaganggangsuxingdechengshi。
chenguangxiwei,jibinglengdegangjinsenlindushangyicengdanjin,quesihaonuanbujintadeyandi。tanachushouji,
pingmudeguangyingliangtaxiantiaolengyingdexiahe。tabotongleyigehaoma,shengyinpingjingwubo,
quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyideliliang:“laochen,shiwo。bangwochajigeren,ziliaowoshaohoufaniyouxiang。yaokuai,
yaoxi。”“youqishineigejiaoazhede,haiyousuwantangneijigeguimi,qianqian、lili、manni。
”“zhongdianchatamendeshengyi,gongzuo,haiyou……suoyoujianbudeguangdedongxi。”“qianbushiwenti。
wozhiyaojieguo。”guaduandianhua,yanxiaojiangshoujisuiyidiuzaipangbiandebataishang,fachu“da”deyishengqingxiang。
tazoudaojiujuqian,quchuyipingweikaifengdeweishiji,ningkaipinggai,meiyouyongbeizi,
zhijieduizhepingkouguanleyidakou。xinladeyetigunguohoulong,xiangyidaozhuoredehuoxian,
queqiyidiyaxialexinkouneikuaibinglengdeyingshi。tazoudaojudadeluodichuangqian,
kanzhechuangwaicheshuimalong、shengjibobodeshijie,yanshenquexiangjielebingdehumian,shenbujiandi,yingbuchurenheguangliang。
youxi,caiganggangkaishi。nimenqianwode,wohuilianbendaili,qinshounahuilai。yige,doubiexiangpao。
diwuzhangrizixiangbeianxialekuaijinjian,youxiangxianruleyitanzhanchoudesishui。
yanxiaobanhuilezijihunqiangouzhidedingcenggongyu,zheilishiyekaikuo,zhuangxiulengying,
judadeluodichuangwaishifanhuadedoushitianjixian,quetouzheyigujurenqianlidekongkuanghejiliao。tazhongxintourugongzuo,
shenzhibihunqiangengjiafengkuang,xiangyitaibuzhipijuandejingmijiqi,
yonggaoqiangdudeshiwuhebinglengdeshuzitianmansuoyoushijianfengxi,jiangneigeguazhehongchoude“jia”helimianderen,
chedipingbizaishenghuozhiwai。suwantangdedianhuahexinxi,congyikaishidaizhefennudezhiwenheqiangyingde“mingling”,
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